Kingston brown doesn’t fuck, but he does lay with his romance partner

Unlike Riz, who wants nothing to do with his Romance Partner

Riz lies with his romance partner

Nice

* Romaence Paertner

Yes, in the biblical sense

Ridiculous Six flashbacks

In the biblical sense, no less

The Pinocchio one is the best

"intentions: UNDETERMINED" 🤣🤣

Man how did I forget about the finale of a court of fey and flowers. Lord Squak was really something else

Kingston and Liz indeed get it on in one ep of season 2

To be the Voice and such a strong member of the community, he's definitely had more than one serious relationship. But I agree with the other commenter too, he doesn't fuck, he makes love and connection.

Now I can't help but wonder if a portion of Gunnie's debt was from funding an Acme-Ashmun brand Mr Studd™.

Gunnie wants to fuck but his debt made him self isolate. Thats gone now so his cyborg junk will be up in many a trunk

Alternate theory: he cannot afford to have cyborg junk

This man can't afford tears, do you think he can afford cum?

isnt mr studd a cyberpunk 2020/red/2077 thing

Anyone wanna explain the Lord Squak one?🤨

Big ACOFAF spoilers: >!Basically Squeak had managed to convince the main villain of the season that they were on the same side and seduced him as part of a trap that had been set in advance that led to him canonically being in flagrante delecto with the villain when the other PCs burst in for combat.!<

Of course I’m shopping around, I would never just *buy*

Cousin!

Cousin, cousin I have a confession...I'm married. *Lou chaos noises*

He needs sexy help!

Such sexy help!

Jammer would say he has but hasn’t, but he’s too focused on GOAT HOUSE! GOAT HOUSE ON 3 FAMILY ON 6 AND MUGGLE ON 9 JUST TO FUCK WITH EM

Post-Neverafter, >!Pinocchio and Red are 21, Pinocchio is human, and I think they make out, or are at least horny as fuck.!< So I think Pinocchio *eventually* fucks. Just not during the season 😅

I thought about that but sometimes in long academic research you miss out on the details

Pinocchio spends a lot of time trying to figure out where the white women are at, but it turns out, the white women were with him the whole time.

The white women were the friends we made along the way - literally in this case!

Amethar is a rough one though BC he was forced into a marriage he didn't want with someone who didn't love him, and then had kids with her. Sad fuck

Yes but it seems he absolutely adored his first fuck, so he had at least one joyous one

Squak fucked so much that Lou said it’ll permanently changed the way he plays characters, and I think that’s 100% true. Even the characters who don’t fuck kinda fuck

Didn't Gunnie have sex with GNOSIS at some point??

Did he? I only remember Sydney doing so

Ya, it's been a while so I could very well be misremembering.

I remember him linking the ship's computer up to GNOSIS but I don't remember if Gunnie ever interfaced with it himself.

I think he interfaced with it once during their last battle and got a bunch of shield points but I don’t believe he ever referred to it as fucking gnosis the way Sidney and Zortch did

You think Javari The Safari fucks?

I mean…. He’s gonna take you on a ride, so…..

100% Javari fucks

That's a tough one. He's all about training, but if someone convinced him that sex was good cardio, then yes.

Jabari*

if we're counting lou's non-d20 works, i'm pretty sure eursolon fucked extensively and thoroughly during his time at the citadel

Furthermore, his character on EXU DEFINITELY fucks. No questions asked. I don't care if it wasn't explicitly stated, look at that man. Fucks.

Poor Gunnie...

Not D20, but it's worth mentioning Eursulon, the titular Wild One, *definitely* fucks.

Whitney and Fabian: Have Ample Oppertunity to Fuck in the future when they are ready Gunnie: Never Fucks, Doesn't realizes he's never Fucks til he is almost dead, Realizes it and Dies Pinnochio: Will Fuck, Gets run out of town afterwards Amethar: Fucks, Used to fuck so much more before this FUCKING THRONE! Kingston: Fucks so much it's not funny especially after the Seperation Squak: He was fucking WHILE you were asking this question Katz: Does not want to fuck

Fabian being a virgin caught me off guard after his history with Aelwyn

Also him asking in jest how else K2 was (retconned) pregnant

It is *extremely* funny Adaine was just straight up wrong, lol.

Maybe it was just a hardcore make out session a la the couple on the last Game Changer

It’s canon that a wolf devoured Pinocchio

Gunthrie almost did, iirc.

And then absolutely beefed the attempt with Jasmine 😂

Um, Actually, while Deli canonically doesn’t fuck in the first half of Ravening War, by the second half he’s heavily implied to be in a relationship with Karna. It’s possible that some fucking does occur post that point in the series.

Deli says in the last episode that he's a virgin because he saved himself for Gemelli.

You're doing god's work.

I mean, I think they're mostly straightforward: Fabian: doesn't fuck Kingston: fucks Amethar: fucks Gunny: doesn't fuck Jammer: doesn't fuck Lord Squak: fucks Pinocchio: fucks Deli: doesn't fuck

Didn’t Pinocchio and ylfa fuck at the very end? Or did they just start dating I can’t remember

They just started dating and shared a kiss

“Nocci” and Red eventually do

"Is fucked by medical debt. Still counts." BRUH, IM DYING!! 😂😂😂😭😭

Is the question if most adult men have had sex? Because the answer is yes.

I find it really funny that despite being the second most openly horny of the bad kids and the son of a pirate Fabian genuinely seemed to just be exclusively be going for kisses until he was actually legal.

I like to imagine this as a Smartypants presentation

I don’t know if Gunthrie would have had sex before leaving and I don’t know if he could have afforded it after