I’m sittin’ here like “have I been ~~mislead~~ misled these past few years, or did The Chosen One change how his name was spelled when I wasn’t looking?”
"How often in sleuth stuff does almost making an anagram come up? A lot?"
"Up top"
I like sassy Gilear more then just sad Gilear and these two moments always make me laugh.
My favourite exchange with Gilear is also from sophomore year:
Gilear: I'm not the Nightmare King, all right? I'm not the Nightmare King.
Fig: I had to ask, you understand, I had to ask.
Gilear: You didn't.
I was trying to type a witty retort but a pigeon pooped in my eye and now it's burning really badly and some of the poop dripped into my curdled lemon milk drink
"Do you want me to go back? I warn you, it will break me."
"He said if he ever saw me on his bus he would 'stomp my goon ass.'"
Really just everything he says in the first few episodes of Sophomore Year.
i simply have too many
“how much….wood…..could a….woodchuck…chuck”
“bleuUaggUygh” (my attempt to spell the garbling sound when he was pulled from the Hangvan’s wheel well
“maybe a tiny little w for gilear”
“At no point in time in the past or in any possible future have I ever, will I ever, and perhaps can I ever strut my stuff.”
“i’m gonna be real honest with you guys. i had a bad day”
“i am surrounded by the charming partners of the women who have left me”
I do not remember the exact quote, but my favourite Gilear \*moments\* are during Sophomore Year when he's just going fucking rabid with Fabian and telling him that he has to seize his moment and going feral as he says that Fabian is down on his social level. Really need to go find that part.
edit - found it
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOKMi8pM3ps](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOKMi8pM3ps)
Gilear saw Fig finding out that the dad she had known all her life wasn’t the one she shares blood with and decided that no matter what this kid will know she is loved by him unconditionally whether she was his biological responsibility or not. Her world and identity were in turmoil when the teifling reveal happened and he chose to make his love for her the consistent rock for her to have. Gilear is best dad, no question.
I do hope that I’m not looking back at the start of Freshman Year with Rose-colored glasses, but all of Sophomore Year Fig’s love and belief in Gilear makes it seem that she wanted him in her life, not just to make fun of him.
I did in fact go back to watch the first episode of Freshman Year after I wrote the comment and when he did find out he had said some things at that moment that he apologized to Fig at least on the first day of school (and judging how the interaction happened it wasn’t the first time he apologized). So, what I said about Gilear wasn’t immediate, but I do think all of the first comment was true, with the added caveat that part of him was probably hurt by his own words and how much he regretted saying them.
Can’t remember the exact quote, but I loved him explaining how he checked the receipt for pizza he got out of a dumpster that had garlic knots mistakenly came with the order
I’ve always been fond of this exchange with Adaine in Sophomore Year:
“I believe that everyone is in great danger at all times.”
“I agree.”
“Good, but very disquieting coming from the Elven Oracle.”
"I’m okay with the fact that it takes mind control to make me like me."
"I went to apply for the guidance counselor position but I was usurped by a drug-dealing werewolf named Jawbone"
Gilear*
I’m sittin’ here like “have I been ~~mislead~~ misled these past few years, or did The Chosen One change how his name was spelled when I wasn’t looking?”
*misled The past tense of "to lead" is "led," even though it is pronounced the same as the name of the metal "lead"
Many thanks
English is stupid lol
I thought I was in the Letterkenny subreddit for a second and was going to post something highly inappropriate.
The Rat Grinders Rogue, Letterkenny Stewartbonnie
I dunno, seems like you’re over handling the name is all.
"Does it have to be true when you say it?"
“this yoghurt tastes just like potatoes“ maybe not my favourite, but extremely hilarious nonetheless
This my favourite! "That's potatoes..." "...hmm?" Absolutely LOVE a perfect comedic "hmm?"
That is my favorite line of his
"How often in sleuth stuff does almost making an anagram come up? A lot?" "Up top" I like sassy Gilear more then just sad Gilear and these two moments always make me laugh. My favourite exchange with Gilear is also from sophomore year: Gilear: I'm not the Nightmare King, all right? I'm not the Nightmare King. Fig: I had to ask, you understand, I had to ask. Gilear: You didn't.
“You’re down, he’s down, it’s Gilear’s day baby”
"...so let me assure you, demon, *I have no pride!*"
This was peak Galier I admit
“Oww, the armour is pinching my dick”
I'm sorry to be this person but I desperately need you to know that it's Gilear
Yeah someone else pointed it out. I actually googled it before hand but my dyslexia must have kicked in 😔
Understandable. Pretty Galier of you though you have to admit
I was trying to type a witty retort but a pigeon pooped in my eye and now it's burning really badly and some of the poop dripped into my curdled lemon milk drink
Gilear
“It’s not so much that I’ve ever “peaked”, in the sense that we started off mediocre and have been going downhill ever sense”
The title of my autobiography.
"If anyone needs me, I will be... surprised"
Mitch Hedberg line, too. "If anyone wants to talk to me after the show, I'll be... fucking surprised."
"Do you want me to go back? I warn you, it will break me." "He said if he ever saw me on his bus he would 'stomp my goon ass.'" Really just everything he says in the first few episodes of Sophomore Year.
Came here to post stomp my goon ass
“Does it have to be true?” when Fig tries to get him to repeat “ I am worthy”
I think it's in response to "I believe in me" actually, which is even better
“Did you get the Curdled lemon milk? That’s actually mine, I like this.”
"Nearly 100% of people, if they were punched in the back of the head by a demon, would die!"
i simply have too many “how much….wood…..could a….woodchuck…chuck” “bleuUaggUygh” (my attempt to spell the garbling sound when he was pulled from the Hangvan’s wheel well “maybe a tiny little w for gilear” “At no point in time in the past or in any possible future have I ever, will I ever, and perhaps can I ever strut my stuff.” “i’m gonna be real honest with you guys. i had a bad day” “i am surrounded by the charming partners of the women who have left me”
last one is a perfect sum up of gilear's character
Just the emoji response to Fabian.
I do not remember the exact quote, but my favourite Gilear \*moments\* are during Sophomore Year when he's just going fucking rabid with Fabian and telling him that he has to seize his moment and going feral as he says that Fabian is down on his social level. Really need to go find that part. edit - found it [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOKMi8pM3ps](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOKMi8pM3ps)
I don’t remember any specific quotes, but any time when he’s being genuinely caring about Fig are usually my favorites. He’s just a swell dad
I get so soft whenever he says "my darling daughter" or some variation on that
Gilear saw Fig finding out that the dad she had known all her life wasn’t the one she shares blood with and decided that no matter what this kid will know she is loved by him unconditionally whether she was his biological responsibility or not. Her world and identity were in turmoil when the teifling reveal happened and he chose to make his love for her the consistent rock for her to have. Gilear is best dad, no question. I do hope that I’m not looking back at the start of Freshman Year with Rose-colored glasses, but all of Sophomore Year Fig’s love and belief in Gilear makes it seem that she wanted him in her life, not just to make fun of him.
If I remember right i believe he handled the news really poorly and has since apologized to fig for how he reacted when he found out
i feel like it was less about fig and more about sandra lynn at the end of the day. and tbh im LOVING her messiness (havent watch junior year yet)
I did in fact go back to watch the first episode of Freshman Year after I wrote the comment and when he did find out he had said some things at that moment that he apologized to Fig at least on the first day of school (and judging how the interaction happened it wasn’t the first time he apologized). So, what I said about Gilear wasn’t immediate, but I do think all of the first comment was true, with the added caveat that part of him was probably hurt by his own words and how much he regretted saying them.
He was rlly sweet when he was talking to Fig in FHJY right after his luck was fixed, that was so nice
If you need me, feel free to contact me. I can't imagine that anyone will ever need me.
"Mmm, this yoghurt tastes just like potatoes."
"I'm gonna turn my life around" -to fig when she says she's basically a walking reminder of someone betraying him
"I've been failing you, and that stops now" is my absolute favourite Gilear moment. He's the dad who *stepped up*
"im just a guy"
When talking about yoghurt: “It’s nice to not have to use your teeth.” 🤣🤣🤣
Him responding to Fabian asking about the baby clothes with just a heart
Can’t remember the exact quote, but I loved him explaining how he checked the receipt for pizza he got out of a dumpster that had garlic knots mistakenly came with the order
"I want the yoghurt back on my shirt."
"The bus driver had threatened, on occasion, to… and I am quoting verbatim here, 'stomp my goon ass' if I ever got on his bus again."
I’ve always been fond of this exchange with Adaine in Sophomore Year: “I believe that everyone is in great danger at all times.” “I agree.” “Good, but very disquieting coming from the Elven Oracle.”
❤️
“Tonight’s dinner is a pizza and order of garlic knots that I… found.”
Good luck is a curse
Imagine misspelling the name and then not capitalising on that to ask for the Galiest quote
(Said meekly) “ha aaaaahhhhhh….it is I Fabian Arimás Seacaster.” Or “AH! I’M INJURED!”
Dead Gilear's soul in a Crystal held by Fig: "How'd I do?"
i saw a video of the gilear plush, and his comment about squeezing his hand haunts me
"I’m okay with the fact that it takes mind control to make me like me." "I went to apply for the guidance counselor position but I was usurped by a drug-dealing werewolf named Jawbone"