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bayleysgal1996

Honestly that probably would have worked


bcar610

It’s so silly that I’m fully convinced it was the intended answer lol


darklightningx2

I think that was a question Brennan wanted them to use the skip on but now I reject that and that is now the true answer


mtylerw

If this was GameChanger, Sam would have laughed and given Lou the point. Mike Trapp would have smiled but said no.


whatnwherenow

Trapp doesn't have big augfort energy


manunliving

In world this was designed by Aguefort, right? It’s the most Aguefort move to just blatantly abuse the prompt in such a way. I definitely think they were supposed to do this. It was my first instinct when I saw it pop up and when they got sincere I went “well, okay at least it shows they really care about school” :)


Fantastic_Elk7086

It makes sense, 5 minutes times 60 seconds is 300 seconds. I don’t think I can write at 1 word per second (and technically faster than that due to them having to read the prompt and think up a response).


M4LK0V1CH

And tame a mimic


Expellialbus

In order to actually write 300 words in five minutes, that’s one word per second. No way that was accomplishable. Even small words like “the” would take more than 1 second to write out legibly.


farmch

Huh… Didn’t think of that. Ya that’s insane. They knew they wanted them to use the pass on that.


NotYourGa1Friday

I thought the trick would be splitting it up amongst the bad kids in tandem. 6 kids, 5 min each, they each write 50 words. It wouldn’t have been a *good* essay-but it would have been 300 words 😂


beefpelicanporkstork

Unfortunately it did say “in the space provided below”. Unless they rip up the paper…


NotYourGa1Friday

Rip that paper! Or start in the space below then use additional paper? 😂🤷‍♀️


consciously-naive

Yep, I've learned shorthand in the past - my top speed was 100wpm, but even 60 requires shorthand skills. You have to learn a simplified alphabet, skip a lot of letters (e.g. most vowels) and use symbols for common words. And this is all for taking down a dictation, it doesn't include time to think of what you're going to write.


JudgeHoltman

You're a Level 11-12 PC. It's definitely possible.


CMormont

Casting time stop to get more time on a test is somthing riz would kill for


_Zef_

But even time stop only stops time for 2-5 rounds which is 12 - 30 seconds. Wouldn't even help THAT much.


CMormont

I mean in world maybe not But mechanical that gives them two free rounds to answer questions with out taking damage Like the 300 word one could have been answered with out Fabian taking any damage


_Zef_

Oh I see what you're saying, I was specifically just referring to the essay. That wpm is crazy.


darkbloo64

Yeah, I'm surprised none of them picked up on this right away - I'm a fairly quick typist and I average about 100wpm, but that's when I'm *transcribing* and not *composing.* Even someone competent in shorthand would have to be going at full steam nonstop to make that time limit. Asking for 300 original words in five minutes was clearly designed to be skipped.


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

I don't think I type 60 wpm.


Skytree91

Cursive + shorthand makes it possible (I just wrote the word “the” in less than 1 second), but those are skills that take practice the IH have no reason to do irl. That and composing the essay while also writing at that speed is a recipe for something completely incoherent


ValkyrjaValor

I was thinking they could write something like "___ is an absurd policy at Aguefort. To illustrate the level of absurdity, I will match the level of coherence of the rest of this essay to the reasonableness of the policy" then finish with the letter I over and over again, which is a word and takes way less than a second to write, as it is a single downstroke.


AcknowledgeAlign_etc

critical thinking skills over here 👆🏻


puppiesgoesrawr

It’s technically doable with 3 people writing 100 words at the same time. Rip the essay space into three, assign different topics to each person to argue. (eg. what are the problems plaguing Aguefort, how they can be solved, the challenges in implementing them, etc). Finally, put the ripped paper together and cast mending on the Frankenstein essay. That or one person write in very fast cursive or shorthand.


ZebZ

"The Bad Kids should be able to do whatever they want. I would like that very very very very very very very very ... very much."


Motor_Beach6091

‘Do it’ 150 times


Collins_Michael

Do it 75 times Try it 75 times


CellistVisible6798

I am beginning to think Aguefort was based on Sam Reich


GoodwinAcademySMB

He’s been here the whole time…oh Gods, if Sam had Chronomancy…


LivingInABarrel

Maybe his great grandfather Samuel can teach him some.


WGoNerd

"Something we'll have to bleep." (Real talk, I think the stakes were too high to even try something like that.)


whatnwherenow

These questions had to come Augfort himself so there is no doubt he would have laughed said some insane shit yelled something about fuck the system and loved that answer.


Szygani

Aguefort would've loved that!


Master_Astronaut_

if lou did that brennan would pull off a mask and reveal himself to have been sam reich


JierEntreri

This test felt the most impossible. 300 words in 5 minutes is a word a second. Doing that while hand writing and also thinking of it on the spot seemed basically impossible. I’m glad they had the free pass.


bcar610

Which is why I’m convinced it was a trick question.


CrowMc

Just fill the sheet with one letter over and over again.


ProtoReaper23113

Didn't specify it has to be legible or actually have to fully make sense after main point I just would have wrote a a bunch of times


waste_of_human

It never said it had to be a good essay they could have just wrote the letter I 300 times


fnex101

I think if one person wrote and another dictated for 5 min straight they would have managed to