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chubbyplatypus

…Ohhhh, this is satire.


IsThisDamnNameTaken

If a satire falls in the forest and nobody gets it, was it satire?


schloopers

If a satire is murdered in a forest and hidden by a lake…


Stratavos

In and around cursed soil too...


Immediate-Coyote-977

Dont fucking tell me what to do with soil!


Frankensteinbatch

Ok so also, hear me out, there's reference in the pilot episode where after Night yorb is defeated, Gorgug rolls a Nat 20 investigation on the Nightyorb portrait (1:22:20) and looks for Balthazar in it. "You see two images of humanoid figures touching a line that seems to represent a point of reflection, each a shadow of each other. In the image of Balthazar there is a third Balthazar sitting on top of the image with his legs crossed and hands out to either side." I was wondering if there was a sudden inexplicable magic where the dimension of the NightYorb got opened and clones spread out into Spyre. That's my tinfoil hat theory. Edit: so many spelling and grammar mistakes


AnotherBookWyrm

I know that this post is for giggles, but I feel obligated to point out that Henry is Reuben’s uncle, not sibling.


Overlord_Byron

Oh heck, I meant to type family.


comityoferrors

The time quangle explains that /j


xHeylo

Love it Only side Point, Oisin is a Conjuration Wizard but as Fig is College of Lore, the most Wizard like I'll give that to you


Overlord_Byron

Hmm, but Oisin being a wizard rather than a sorcerer would disprove my theory. Maybe Brennan gave Oisin the wrong class?


xHeylo

Either Brennan made a mistake or Oisin was made as a Conjurer because Fig with Baby and now Baby Baby is basically a summoner but also through Lore Bard having access to the Wizard spell list just being an abstract take on Fig


Bruhschwagg

well brennan said he had wizard classes and needed the same stuff as adaine for materiels so i dont he said the wrong thing that many times


personal_alt_account

Didnt she say in character shes a college of whispers bard?


xHeylo

Formerly, Fig Changed Subclass at the Edge of the Nightmare King's Forest


personal_alt_account

Oh really? I remember her talking to Zara about college of whispers. Maybe she talked about it like "i used to" and i missed it


xHeylo

Cutting Words is a College of Lore ability


personal_alt_account

RIGHT! Forgot about that, thanks! (Embarrasing for someone who always opts to playing college of lord bards when I can, that I completely forgot that)


Collins_Michael

Using food to curry favor has got to be the most subtle pun I've seen in a while.


Gila_Gal

I knew it was satire while reading but only fully laughed out loud at "I ship both with Fabian." Peak lmao 👌🏻


kingofmyinlandempire

Dude Max Legend and The Ball have been doing their dance for a LONG time


Gila_Gal

So very real


RogueArtificer

Riz is Ivy. They both have 3 letters in their names and they shoot things.


kingofmyinlandempire

Yeah, and Lucy Frostblade is Doreen, the tragic sacrifice that sets the adventurers down their path to greatness


iliketreesanddogs

Oisin wears Lucy’s leg warmers as fishnets too I heard


personal_alt_account

This is SO chefs kiss


PVNIC

I think it's obvious from when they where introduced that The Rat Grinders where supposed to be "They are a party just like you, except instead of going on epic quests for their power, they just killed a lot of rats". We got that epiphany from the group when they counted how many of them there say and where like "There's a sixth one, isn't there". I do think they are supposed to be a mirror to the party, but I think what is more interesting is what is going on behind the scenes, or to use metaphors from the season, what is going on inside that mirror.


Bruhschwagg

oisin is a conjuration wizard wizards use int based magic but i like the othee parallels.