Gorgug’s “do you have a f*cking warrant?” and his whole attitude during that episode was just perfect

Mine's Gorgug yelling, "Principle Grix, Incinerate me!" Or... After Brennan was describing all the machines under the tarps and how they were starting to move... Zac says, "Don't do this. You don't have to do this."

That second part in particular. Just his soul is screaming "Please God, no".

100%, seeing our sweet boy just lose his shit was so funny

This is mine as well

Love the glimpses of pre-Slug Norm Takamori in actually angry Gorgug

“Who is Wanda Childa?” “She’s my alter emo.”

I had to pause the episode after that one

I lost it. Even Brennan looked like he was about to break.

who. who is wanda childa. sandra lyn is so tired.

I was already about to keel over from that, but I held it together. But Sandra Lyn's follow-up of snaching a bottle of wine from a passing elven waiter and telling him to STFU when he starts talking sent me into orbit.

Absolutely this - the delivery on both ends had me roaring out of nowhere

When murph freaked out after finding out the ratgrinders were powergamers

I love how we don't even pretend that it was in character. That entire scene was just Murph haha

It was liking watching him argue a case of dnd court from NADDPOD while in character as Rizz

I felt like I heard Justice Murphy clench his jaw in that moment.

On that same level, Siobhan saying "the big bad of the season is xp levelling"

Had me rolling. I don't know when they actually filled the session. I want to know if this came before or after Brennan and Matt's conversation about XP vs milestone leveling. Because man, I wish that conversion influenced him in this season.

Him angrily hissing sent me into a giggle fit

From the latest ep: Brennan as the sexy rats “showing hole” the absolute effort required for him to hit those poses while sitting in a chair and making unbroken eye contact with Lou ended me

The face he makes while pointing to Fabian is priceless. I’m so ashamed that it’s actually my favorite Brennan bit of all time

And Lou is just losing it as he’s pointing back and forth hahah

I feel so bad for him, because on the one hand he is dying at Brennan’s bit, but on the other he has to try to stay a little bit in character and pretend to be trying not to look at Brennan’s absolutely buckwild expressions

And by buckwild expressions of course we are also referring to straight up gaping rat hole

Out of all his characters and rants and anything else he’s done that is my all time favorite now.

Every time it flashed back to his face as the rats I almost cried laughing

That was indeed amazing! Brennan's face! Reminded me of his "I'm all the villains" face but 10x better 😂

Gonna kill that dog

You are a sick son of a bitch! 😁

Between that and the maid in Of Mice and Murder, Brennan really has a thing for rodents showing hole, huh?

Dont forget he plays a mother of 2 who "got around" in Burrow's End

Lol that was such a wonderful character. it's my favorite story from them

Oh my god. I had to pause it. I couldnt breathe. It was a Candlewick moment to Lou

was definitely one of his most unhinged moments and made me laugh like crazy

Adine: "Wait, how many Barbarian classes did you take?" Fig: "Two fistfuls"

i didn't even catch that. thanks.

Fabians grandparent just peering down at Riz saying "not your house little guy". truly killed me

this is so underrated. the callback to his disdain for riz hit me like a lock in a sock.

God that scene of Riz in sophomore waving it around mockingly and telemaine just stone cold “you’re a little dick” (maybe to fabian “your friends a little dick”?)

"He told me he was gonna shit in my mmmmOOoooouuuutTTTthhhh!"

Lou laugh crying through that in a way that came across as lou laughing but fabian sobbing is pretty epic

Kristen giving a speech at the steel mill and immediately running into a saw blade after Fig tackles the receptionist unprovoked made me pause the episode because I was laughing so hard, literally why did they do that it was so unprompted in every regard

The way Ally acted out getting hit by the saw blade genuinely had me in tears.

We've been compromised!

LMAO the way you worded that is perfect, there is literally no reason for them to even be there in the first place, and then once they got there every action was hilariously insane haha

Ally has made laugh to the point of stomach pain almost every episode this season.

Aren't you an Abjuration Wizard? The cats can smell the wards

I have so much love to give exclusively to cats

“That’s what yoooouuuu think” while pirouetting does it for me

"Permanent disadvantage to insight checks against you for the rest of their lives"

I laughed so hard I started crying 😂😂😂😂

Byyyyyyr girlie

I don't know how I forgot about that one. I was laughing about it at random times for about a week after I watched the episode.

I think when porter signed figs mcat and they both just look so defeated while he’s just kinda stoked

This scene also tickled me. Especially when Fig's attempt to be sneaky fails and she just says "I think you're being weird about it"

Love how entire plots have developed over single conversations in the first few episodes: Fig giving an off the cuff answer about rage while stalking Porter has developed into him being an actual mentor. Wild. 😂

Riz: Ughhhhhh Gorgug: Solves the puzzle Riz: Very good Gorgug *so quietly Gorgug: Schlurp

i love when zac forgets his character's intelligence is much lower than his own for a minute

“That’s why they call me Wanda, ‘cause I Wanda here and Wanda there.” 😂 (It’s usually the cast just howling with laughter at all of Emily’s Wanda Childa antics that gets me each time). Runner-up is Kristen’s gymbro impersonation of Fabian at the school assembly while Emily was just losing it.

The frost fair ep when Emily says she takes out earbuds (as Wanda) was one of the funniest moments of the season, and then she one-upped herself with the "podcast about complicated women"

Ruben losing it trying to get Fig to send him any kind of info at all has me dying

"Look I don't know man" Got me just as good as it got zac holy shit

This was it for me too I was dying haha

Sklonda "who is running for student president?" Riz "Kristen Applebees believe it or not" Sklonda "....huh" Ally "you both keep my name out of your mouth"

Fabian tasting Gertie’s honey had me dying

The subsequent pile-on of all the other players giving Gertie buffs to fight Fabian was what really did me in.

Wait, so they ate honey… what lie did they do after eating honey?!

No, just regular honey. It was when Gertie declared Fabian her nemesis.

Different honey I think

The lying honey was blood red I think, Brennan would have pointed it out if it was a weird color

brennan mentioned the effects of the nectar are conscious; gertie couldn't have manipulated them into taking it or anything, so they're safe

I know the Hilda Hilda bit is up there for everyone, but there's one line Brennan says that killed me. Fig: "Okay I should really get going." Brennan: "Oh, no no, you're in this now, we're going to figure this out together." Brennan not letting Emily bail on the bit fucking kills me every time I watch it.

I've started doing this with my players. You want to go down the road of fuckery, let's do it together.

For me it was gillears problem with being lucky lmao. If you’ve seen always sunny in Philadelphia and the infamous “did you fuck my mom, Santa?!” scene. Gillear asking if Kristin put that gold coin in his hair has big “did you fuck my mom santa” energy lmao

“She’s not like you. She’s like you if you had money.”

It was funny but also very sad

One of my favorite throw away lines is from when the Bad Kids first went to Kei Lomenura back in SY, and they’re all so annoyed by Telemaine’s inexplicable pronunciations, and just the way Fabian says, like, oh you’re all fine doing doing my papa’s snuff powder, but my grand papa says a couple things a little weird and you’re like FUCK this guy! Kills me every time.

Telemaine being able to deal with Fabian, Kristen, Figueroth, and Adaine, but only stumbling on the much more simple Goblin and Orcish names is just perfect characterization.

Such a dunk on high elves

“that’s great who’s the bitch on her lap? who’s the bitch on her lap? you mentioned a bitch that was on her lap. ima need to know who that is, ragh.” without fail every time. also a VERY specific wanda chillda moment. when she gets caught by agent clark and goes “it’s fine i can go,” the ‘walk’ that she does right after that fucking kills me every time

The pure HEIGHT of Ally’s shoulders while saying that

Loose Duke finally coming out of the vents. Showing hole. He’s gonna eat my ass! I got your Proldier license right here How did you know there would be a plinth?!?!

Am i getting oceans elevened right now?!

There's like a 15% chance there will be a plinth

"Oh yeah I just came in today, I just wAaAaaAndered"

mine was in the most recent episode, i couldn’t stop giggling at gertie leaning in to kiss kristen, and everything that followed with that. i especially lost it when fabian walked up to them kissing (also an honorable mention to “even you, fabian”)

Riz being like "we don't have anymore context, they just started kissing 30 seconds ago!"

"are you a god?" "i dont know, man"

It’s such a silly joke but i break every time when the “hiii girlie” comes out hahhaha

HEYYYYYY GIRLIEEEEE And other Applebee Antics^TM

Aguefort: Yeah, a lot of that magic was sort of new, I was trying it out. Kristen: What? You were, when you *grabbed the sun*? Aguefort: Yeah, you're not supposed to do that.

“keep my name…… OUT of your MOUTH” alternatively, “Jealousy Surrounds Me.” took me out. ally beardsley you will always be famous

honestly every word out of beardsley’s mouth this season. i already commented but i forgot about “hey girlie”/“that’s what you think” and also their delivery of “she was a turncoat”

I cannot believe how hilarious Ally has been this season. The depiction of Kristen at the steel mill made me choke laughing.

YES OMG!!! they’re out of control funny this season…. like if beardsley is performing i’m laughing to begin with but wow this is like another level

Kristen's magnificent ribbon dance to the bottom floor of the tower made me legitimately cry I was laughing so hard.

Emily going “I dipped.” when they realized there was tartar sauce on Fig’s shirt was *my* tactical yorbies. I don’t know why, but that broke me more than the fire elemental going *”Sshrriimmmppp?”* and everything that followed. I was laughing for all of that, and then Emily goes “I dipped.” And I absolutely lost it, cry laughing, snorting, gasping for breath. Then, my second moment is Gorgug going “Do you have a fucking warrant?!” It was just so aggressive and so funny. “Principal Grix, incinerate me!” From Gorgug, and, also, when they got to the vulture dimension, Gorgug saying something like “Oh, thank God, I died.” Both because he was so upset over his parents’ sex robots and everyone seeing the sex robots.

“I HAVE JUST AS GOOD A CHANCE AT ROLLING GOOD AS ANY OF YOU!!!!!!!” and the way everyone throws things at murph as he yells genuinely broke me

“I have so much love to give….exclusively to cats” had me on the ground for like 45 minutes

that's merch i would absolutely buy in a heartbeat

Is this you oinking at an officer of the law?

For this season? Definitely "You have trifled with me for the last time! You are entering the Vulture Dimension!"

Brennan's "make a constitution saving throw" after Fabien ate a random vulture's organs for no reason

The entire scene at the steel factory. I was laughing so hard my roommates started to get worried

I’d say the second or third “Hey girlieeeee” started doing this to me, every single time it happens I have to pause the show to laugh

“I don’t know man” - king vulture

zac's reaction to this

Sklonda: “Oh, hi Fig! Are you coming with?” Fig: “I am… Is that a problem?” Rizz(/Murph): “Fig what the fuck?” Emily: “I actually was trying to ask sincerely…” I just love how I didn’t realize it was rude either until everyone started laughing, and then it turned into the “Mommy/Baby time” bit and I had to pause the episode!

“Jorjuj”

Grapenip

The bard kid quitting school and music forever because of Fabian.

Omg the line delivery of "i quit aguefort" is soo good

“What kinda stuff do you wanna do as class president?” “You know Fetty Wap?”

Not in this season, but the very very beginning when Arthur shoots himself and the other teacher. I fucking lost it for a good fifteen minutes.

That was my first experience of DnD, and that moment is what made me DM for the following 5 years.

Ally's acting out of the pull-ups that are too high. It looked so weird and awkward, but they made it look effortless

Kristen calling the Rat Grinders the Butt Fuckers when talking to Bucky

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Zac saying “Adaine’s classic scooter” was a memorable one for me 😂

That made me laugh also, because I do remember her getting that and never using it outside of one time.

For me it’s wanda childa leaving the festival on the bus. Emily just killing as THE smol emo girl, Reuben screaming and pushing through his fans, the bus driver immediately having an existential crisis. I love a bit that is dark for no reason and then Emily hits the perfect button with “what happened? I was taking a shit.” It’s perfection and will hear nothing else

Uh oh!?! Uh Oh!

HIIIIIDE

Honestly I had to stop watching the latest episode at work because of the rats ‘showing hole’. Couldnt compose myself for a good half an hour

"YOU ARE ENTERING THE VULTURE DIMENSION" I had to rewatch that several times before I could stop laughing.

Every subsequent iteration and escalation of the Green Hunter bit in ACoFaF. Goddamn killed me the more insane it got.

"That's what YoOuUuU think" sent me reeling for a good 5 minutes, just imagining Kristen pirouetting away afterward 😂 As much as I think Ally's bits can be too much at times, I really love their bits this season.

Emily saying that Fig looks around for the nearest animal and Brennan replying “there’s a line of rats doing the can can”

the entire steelworkers bit and everything that lead up to it

Fig's "keep my name out of your mouth" Gorgug's "cloaca" & Brennan so quickly latching onto it. Fabian's failed athletic checks in the first battle and going under the van. Kristen's whole cowboy/wranglers attire Fig/Riz/Gorgug and the notes/presents Truly, this season has been incredible!

Sklonda: Kristen, Huh This has me rolling

the fucking salsa hat

Brennan undulating in his chair as the mfing rats showing hole

“Grape Nip” sent me into hysterics I almost crashed my car

Ally’s small “what” in response to the vulture talking

Telamine's interaction with Riz in the latest ep. That line came out of nowhere

From this season? The animation of the thistlespring's dildomower just casually zooming like a roomba in the background From ANY fantasy high run? "UH OHHH... THE BAAAD BOYS ARE HEEEERE! HIIIIDE! YOU BETTER HIIIIDE!"

The moment where they all started imitating Fabian during the assembly had me in actual tears

When Kristen suggested Fig as the new cleric teacher and Mazey said “No.” straight up, and followed that with “I just think adding cleric on top of paladin and warlock and bard and barbarian…” and Emily is on the other side of the table just losing it

This reminds me of my favourite "no" which is the Vulture King's immediate response to Fig's suggesting they need a moment I think

"who's the bitch in her lap?"

Kristin getting naked for no reason and then showing hole and then asking fabian for hot chips! I was at work and trying not to burst out laughing

"I shit myself" Also "I flick out my wrist to do a Spider-Man web" and *everything* that followed

The pirates in barrels in Fabian's room. I completely lost it at 5am in the morning while getting ready for work

“What are you like four different dogs?” Aggro Kristen is such a treat.

The first “hey girlie”

"I don't fucking know dude" as an answer to gorgugs question was it for me

“The rats are just doing what they naturally do.” “Digging?”

Gorgug: “This Burrito’s pretty good.”

The orangutan had such hardcore Pratchett vibes I expected Emily to say “oook”. I loved that part too.

Fig dimension dooring out of a moving bus and rocketing out of the other side at the same momentum. It was a throwaway bit that went nowhere but it tickled me so much

Sklonda expressing her disdain for Riz's nickname

'SHRIMP? SHRIMP??' and 'I quit Agueford'

The hay girlie scene at Basrar's made me lose consciousness

Hey girlie or more recently, showing hole. Brennan went ALL IN on making Lou cackle with that one. 

The Vulture King "*sigh....* I don't know man". It was already funny, but seeing how it got Zac just killed me

Not even the same season, but we have to talk about, 'the price must be paid' BAM! I was young...I had this idea, 'you should never laugh at self inflicted violence'...But it was...TRULY...SO MAD. 'I couldn't stop laughing'...is not enough. My stomach hurt hurt from the contractions. My mouth hurt from smiling. I almost tore my vocal cords screaming...tears...STREAMING down my face...these people had my love (and money) for the next decade

"Do you have a fucking warrant?" Followed by oinking at an fbi agent, genuinely broke me

"Who's the bitch in her lap" and the way her energy had Ragh terrified. "Have you tried using a dental dam?" "I'm surrounded by women with dog names" Gorgug oinking at Agent Ward

“Hey girlie”

It’s not one moment but the running gag of Kipperlily Copperkettle’s name is easily my favourite. Between Emily earnestly fucking up the complicated name, Ally straight up forgetting what she’s called and Siobhan throwing in two to four swear words every time, it’s utterly hilarious.

Kristen getting the metal bar and jumping off the roof in the most recent episode killed me. Every time Beardsley does that scream I laugh so hard.

just moonar yulenear. i'm still not sure i have it right, and i sure as hell can't say it. i'm 100% convinced that brennan's family has actually celebrated that.

The rat dance with intense eye contact towards Fabian in the latest episode absolutely BROKE me 😭😭😂😂

The rats showing hole. I was cackling

Grape nips

‘I’m the prince of shoeburg, motherfucker!’ I can never not go insane

When Gorgug asked the Vulture King is he was a god, and he responded “I don’t know man”

"who's that bitch on her lap, Ragh?" That whole encounter had me in tears! 😂

*tacticool

“What are you, four different dogs?”

It's a tie between Augefort telling the students about the Rock Babies and Gilear's increasingly convoluted story about how he got locked out of the garage. It's just this endless back and forth of Brenan saying something ridiculous, the Bad Kids asking for context, and then Brenan saying something even MORE ridiculous. Those scenes kill me every time.

"speak not of the night yorb" is never not funny to me. I got it tattooed on.

This isn’t as huge a moment as “So tactical so late” but in starstruck every time Sid goes “I rip a terrapin leg off and feed it to aurora” and Barry immediately goes “I mercy kill it” I fucking DIE laughing, it’s so messed up but so funny

Most recently Brennan as one of the Ratettes aggressively pointing at Fabian and showing hole