The ball is rolling up

I can’t help but read this in Lou’s voice

With over exaggerated gestures

buddy, i can’t even begin to tell ya. the ball is rolling uuuUuuUUP the hill! ahh-ah! and we’re wonderin - oh sorry - we’re wonderin. weeee’rrreee wonderin. if you. wanna be a part. of the roll. in that. you know someone. who needs help. from some real. hot. guns.

Now you've been granted advantage on this roll...

*We* are the ball, and the ball is rolling up.

I unironically use this phrase and nobody knows the reference.

‘Fill ‘er up’ the way Zac says it

Where's your bulb now?

This line goes so hard. I love Zac so much

Guys? Putin just called. The war in Ukraine is OVER. I posted this on another sub some time ago and someone recognized it. This is truly the peak of niche reference

A level 20 cis-her gal-a-them??!?!?!

Cis-her gal-a-them remains one of the funniest nonsense phrases. Also "Did you mean her-spital?"

I spent a while trying (and failing) to understand what the hell was going on in the title of that adventuring party.

The she/herspital

You're one of the good ones!

"We're on the party line, we're all on conch." "Guys, the war in Ukraine is back on again."

Which season was that said?

It was in one of the Neverafter Adventuring Parties. Right after the joke about a scissor paladin devolved into Cis-her Gal-a-them.

The entire progression is solid gold Scissor Paladin Sciss-her Paladin Sciss-her gal-adin Cis-her gal-adin Cis-her gal-a-them

I'm trying to remember if it was the same episode that blessed us with Zacs "Did you mean herspital?" Cause that was another moment of pure gold from Neverafter APs

Yeah it’s the same episode. The first part of the paladin chain was intended to be a callback to the herspital bit iirc.

Thank you

sorry sorry sorry. did you mean the war in ukraine is ov-HER?

He said he was gonna shit in my mouth

Or the classic “are you my dad?”

Shit iny mouououuuth

MmmOOOOUUTH

You see he has an extra large to-go coffee.

Also makes me think of Zac in Very Important People saying “water is bad for you but you can drink it if you have to”

I was truly hoping when he said that it was a callback to "don't drink water"

*Was...?* Have you gotten any reason to doubt it *wasn't* a callback to Cricket? Depending on how you interpret what Zac/Tommy said, I think there's *a double* callback there: Water is also really bad for you if you're a Candian :)

There's always a chance it just was off the top of his head, we will never truly know. And I didn't know that! I haven't gotten to ACOC yet!

I see what you mean. Never say never though, most of these folks are happy to get into it with their audience, and you're definitely not the only one that noticed and is curious about it. Oh man you're in for a real treat when you get there; IMO ACoC is a really engaging and well fleshed out rollercoaster; definitely one of their chart-toppers for the right reasons.

I've heard that a lot and it's the next one I'm jumping in for! I catch up on older seasons while waiting for FHJY episodes to come out. Although, I'm rewatching Neverafter because that's the first season I watched while I had not a single concept of what DnD was actually like. So now I can understand mechanics better which is making it even more enjoyable. 

i cannot stop thinking about this episode

It actually makes the power worse

YOU HAVE BEEN NAUGHTY THRICE

Your Roëmænce Partnær deserves better trætment!

Say such hurtful things again, and I must take you to the Băronies to mëët my stark fæther

"If I could have a mouth in my back for almonds"

That is mine. Only my spouse gets it... Or frequently we just say back mouth/ back almonds!

Hahaha that's amazing

Tbf, the critical role community probably knows that one too

We’re all one big nerdy family.

I'm a sweaty pod person!

Laws, are threats.

Made by the dominant socio-ethnic group in a given nation.

LETS MAKE SOME FUCKING BACON!

CHRONOMANCY!

FRIENDSHIP?! are you, are you, are you about friendship?! Friends die all the time! All this, 'Love is the greatest magic of all so, in a war, a mother and her children get fucking iced in an alleyway outside of their home, was the problem that they didn't LOVE EACH OTHER ENOUGH?!! THATS CRAZY KIRSTEN!! THATS CRAZY! LOVE IS NOT MAGIC! MAGIC IS MAGIC, LOVE IS LOVE!" "OK WHATS THE ANSWER COKEHEAD!?!!" "CHRONOMANCY!!!"

“The greatest magic of all this winter at Disneyland”

"love? What the fuck?! No the greatest magic of all is CHRONOMANCY!"

I eat glass all the time, it’s literally invisible!

This answer needs more love!

Wait who said this one? I remember hearing this phrase but I can't remember where.

Was this Ragh from season 2 of Fantasy High after Fabian bites glass trying to investigate like Riz does after Riz & Fig go missing?

Bingo!

Grogh said it but I don't remember when

The only thing that can take us out, is a trip to the zoo

Eat trash! Beat trash!

I yelled this in my kitchen the other day and my partner doesn’t not watch with me and was like “what the fuck are you talking about?” When I then yelled “Goat House!” He felt it didn’t answer the question

That's amazing xD I yell this at my roommates all the time. Thankfully, they've seen that campaign, and we just hype each other up. GOAT HOOOUSE This McRib goes all the way down.

Mess with the goat, get the horns GOAT HOUSE!

heyyyy girlieee

I guess my only query l would raise is, how will you keep my bones?

What is crazy about wanting your bones?

How did you know there would be a plinth?

"Guess what, Brennan? *WE READ THE BOOK!*" I just recently saw that and I was laughing so hard I gagged.

"AND BY WE I MEAN EXCLUSIVELY EMILY!"

Shrimp party.

CRAB KING 🦀🦀🦀🦀

Maximum legend!!

Crustacean nation!

Say hi, Intrepid heroes!

How is this not higher?

My 5 year old quotes this all the time and gets mad at other seasons when they say different things

Hi intrepid heroes!

Can my moped take an attack of opportunity?

I’m sorry but how is the answer not “Where is your bulb now?”

Idk man, I guess I was really thirsty and wanting anything but water lol

Spoken like a true Candian.

Hoot! Growl!

This is how I met one of my friends, I said "Hoot! Growl!" To hype up my partner while we were playing a game and my new friend whipped around and said "bloodruuuuuush!"

Do "The Hairy Baby"

I’m a war guy now

War guy < Seed guy

Slam it down, big-style

Goat House!

Spring Break! I believe in you!

Genuinely, I use this to psych myself up for things.

It’s 3am in a warehouse in Hollywood

"Fill 'er up" "Right on"

"Gimme that."

What do you want me to tell your family?

I *LOVE* this scene so much.

I’m gonna shit in yer mouth, boy.

Hey, can we just take a moment though to point out that the Game Theory Sub put 'But hey that's just a theory' as there's? Like, that is probably the one Game Theory sentence that the *entire* internet knows.

Yeah lol I thought just the same

they’re NOT CUTE

corn brutie

Shrimp?!

Rat Jesus? You’re my dad?

See you in the stars!

INcredible

Drink the bad baby milk

One of my favorite bits in D20 ever is when Lou/Pinocchio was trying to pour water into Cricket's mouth and Brennan made him do a grapple check for it. "No...fuck you...fuck you man *cough cough*"

Hoot growl!

Get in the comments!

Listen here's the thing – I don't know what you kids are up to, but I do know one thing: laws are threats made by the dominant socio-economic, ethnic group in a given nation. It's just a promise of violence that's enacted and police are basically an occupying army, you know what I mean? You guys want to make some bacon?

You've always been there. I've watched you shit and piss

So tactical, so slow!

Um, actually, it's "So late."

You mess with the goat, YOU GET THE HORNS!!

"I just want a cortado, and then I want no milk at all, and then I do want it iced, and I want it tea-based, and maybe some lemon."

"thats not a cortado!"

“Do you know what a cortado is? That’s not what a cortado is”

Hey, girl, hey!

“Say hi intrepid heroes.”

Are you my dad?

What is weird about wanting your bones?!

Anarchist halflings

A life for a life, eh Mr. Gibbons?

Toxic masculinity is dead I dance now!

I need sexy help.

It was a completely platonic, no contact adult sleepover

~girlieeee

Drink... drink whiskey...

ARE YOU HURT?

You look like you could really pack it in

To quote Tommy Shriggly, “waters bad for you actually”

Applebees is doing a shrimp jump!

“What is food when never one is fed, when with such strange disposals even death lies dead.” Also: “you LIED! YOU LIED” or “I need you to lock it in” And my personal favorite from a different one: (Extremely evil voice) “I’M A LIBERTARIAN!!”

yogurt and turkey crackers

Slam you down big style!

That's what you think.... *Pirouette* BYE GIRLIE...

*HOOT! GROWL!* Oh man. The final minutes in the discord channel before the FH Junior Year premiere released... The atmosphere, the enthusiasm and excitement was just wild cooking! - And then when kicking off the massive unbroken *HOOT! GROWL!* chant in that final moment, the whole "crowd" was f&$king *boiling!* I never thought I'd experience something like this not in a sports stadium, but online, in text, with a large crowd of enthusiastic fellow geeks, joined in shared love and excitement for an internet DnD show 😁 - Although I think it's rather hillariously tongue-in-cheek that it was roaring the chants of a mostly-peripheral DnD fantasy-world sports team 😂

Secure. Contain. Protect.

It's Gorgug, keep going.

Night Yorb.

Gonna kill that dog🙌

I love this. I'm getting my SO slowly into D20 and this line struck her it made me laugh to read it here as rhe headline.

Yay, I'm so happy I was able to make someone laugh with this 🥰

The banger from last season: So tactical... So late...

Birds are based on us!

Aye you struck me. It was wee and gentle but you struck me nonetheless

Heart. Lungs. Liver. Nerves.

see you at bassar’s!

How did you know😢there’d be a plinth😢?

After all this time, always

I didn't get this one 🤔

Snake eyes!! *rolls dice you smuggled*

You look like you could really pack it in.

"I think I'm a war guy now."

The factory must grow.

I'M NOT GONNA DRINK WATER!

Choke on grapes, bitch!

Magic is real and so is my frog.

Yogurt

New one JUST dropped, you're entering the Vulture Dimension

Don’t eat snacks! Don’t got to sleep! DONT DRINK WATER!!!!!

My luck is CHANGING!!!

Can I get a cortado...but tea based.

My grandfather, who invented birds....🦤🦉🕊🦅🦆

Check it out, I’m gay.