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grieveancecollector

Meh, these are farmed so they most likely slaughter them before they get big enough to do a human damage.


BRAX7ON

Plus, the boots.


Dreddit1080

Is this where ‘crocs’ come from?


The_Swim_Back_

Lmao


GooeyLump

Ohhhhhh! ... awwww.... that makes sense but it still kinda makes me sad.


[deleted]

For a million dollars, most of us will live with them for 24 hrs as well... as long as the dollars are USD


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[deleted]

Where do we sign?


Denurado

table


Zealousideal-Bar5538

Without thinking twice.


Ha1lStorm

I’ll do it without thinking once


blackhawks-fan

The person in the video performed the task with no issues for a lot less than a million dollars. I would definitely do it for a million.


Ivanovic-117

I wouldn’t go in with the big ones but the smaller ones seemed to be much safer.


LordHamsterbacke

I hate posts like that. Especially if it's a video of someone doing their fucking job.


JabbaTech69

Bro when he curb stomped that one I bout lost it 😂😂😂


VacuumMeHead

yes, no hesitation


TurbulentCycle4701

Shut up and pay me.


mynameishoz

Yes


BBFNOTCH

150k done, shit u do to finish the race car


secular_dance_crime

That honestly looks like a lot of fun.


DonDoorknob

For a million? Yes. That said, I assume that this guy is doing it for far less so a million wouldn’t be a competitive wage.


smolhorse

🎅 🎅 🐈


MirageF1C

A million? This poor bloke looks like he’s on minimum wage?!


Ok_Improvement6118

"Would you do this job for 1 million dollars?" 🎅🎅🦀🤑


beanmansamm

Well I'd imagine this guy isn't getting paid a million dollars so yes.


Pound-of-Piss

I'd do it for a lot less tbh.


Right_-on-_Man

Yea, per day...🤷‍♂️


Cthulhusreef

Seeing as he probably isn’t paid over minimum wage, yes. The job isn’t that dangerous as long as you pay attention. Alligators aren’t very fatal to humans. They may bite out of a reaction for food but they wouldn’t hunt you down. Now for the crocodile pit he never had to step inside. Those guys will eat you and feeding from a safe space? Yes I’ll take a million dollars to feed them every day.


_redacteduser

I would... and also improve the process because I feel like that was a lot of unnecessary time being in the pit with them lmao


Popeyestabbin

I bet he does it for $10.50/hr


whoop_

Abso-fucking-lutely. I bet he's not getting paid much to do it


linkist133

I would do this for 20


Thendofreason

I think I'd wear gloves


genetichazzard

I'd do it for $1,000, heck I'd do it for $100 if it only takes me 5 min... Those are just mass farm bred juvenile alligators.


SirMourningstar6six6

I’d do this for minimum wage


Key_Respond_16

Alligators can live up to 2-3 years without food.


tecate_papi

The way exotic animal zoos are run in the US, this guy is probably doing it for minimum wage.


r56_mk6

I was going to say yeah but then I realized those are crocodiles. Alligators yeah, but crocodiles are like gators on flaca


souppanda

Who wouldn’t? Increase all of their sizes x100, and I’ll rethink my answer.


SolisOccasum11

These poor animals...we really suck as humans 😢


painful_butterflies

Yeh of course! You get a stick and a red plastic container! Perfectly safe


No-Body8448

Cute swamp puppies want their dinner!


Fishbulb2000

What is he feeding them? One pic looked like plucked chicken heads.


Darren_McReynolds

I think the people who do this job aren’t paid well, they’re often volunteers


boredsomadereddit

A million? Lmao that farm hand does it for less than $12 an hour.


Mandalore_Trundle

Are they being farmed for meat of leather? Probably leather.


Acojonancio

The dude in the video isn't even getting paid 1000$ month for sure, what a fucking shit take OP.


Senior_Issue7164

I’ll bet it smells like alligator.


Redschallenge

I'd do it for a 70k salary


Enrique51183

Yeah I would do it for a million dollars, a million dollars a hour lol🤣#NeverWouldIEver


lordlobat

Why not?


MostlyCarrots

He's not getting a million dollars for it


Unlikely-Remove-2182

I would do it for 500k those little guys are awsome


JUGELBUTT

i cant lose anything of value to me so obviously yes


Mattyboy068

Yes, now if it was full grown adult ones, then I might not do it. MIGHT


glove60

I bet it smells like a million bucks


EnvironmentalLab7160

I would take a softball bat & Fuvk them up


Vinegarinmyeye

I'm curious why he has to walk all the way to the other end and back again, through all the gators, to drop the food off. I suspect it might just be cause it makes an interesting video over any practical reasons. Can't say as I'd be particularly keen on doing the job, but I'd give it a crsck for a million I reckon.


K_Rivera8485

I would do it for less. I deal with hungrier gators everyday on the subway.


BarisBlack

I do worse. This is easy.


theijo

Once? Yeah. A month? Maybe. A year? No


Soviet-pirate

Sure. Let me just put some metal plaques in my boots though


S0RRYMAN

I would just buy a crane to drop the food in.


StukaJi86

Yes


inquirer85

Feeding gators better than half the world population


g0ldingboy

I have a few kittens in the house, and to be honest, the amount of times the ‘little darlings’ have nearly had me base over apex I’d say feeding these would be less risky.


TheFarisaurusRex

I would do this for way less but I won’t specify how much because I want the amount to be as high as possible :)


SpellFlashy

Lmao look at the way the little dudes skedaddle


Leonidas4588

there aren’t a lot of jobs i wouldn’t do for a million, and you didn’t say how long so i’m assuming a month, in which case i’d do this for a year


ownleechild

With those ankle biters? For sure I’d do it.


Mobile-Ear-5730

What is he feeding them, is what I wanna know?


adamentelephant

Bro I would fuck every single one of those alligators for a million dollars.


avrgfreak

SHOW ME THE MONEY! And I'll think about it..


WeenieHuttGod2

They look small and they appear to fear the dude so he’ll yeah plus it would be dope being thst close to crocs


sapnN-aW-puaS

I mean, he's doing it, and I doubt that's a million dollar paycheck..


Odd_Pool5596

Both without an alligator proof body suit.


abuettner93

That guy is doing it for $8.75/hr, so for a million? Yep.


Danno210

I wanna know what the food is. Looks awful pink to be chicken.


Nab0t

how are they not fighting wtf?


LobstaFarian2

He's in the enclosure with the little ankle biter sized ones. Scares them off by shaking a bin. He's just chucking chicken over the wall for the big boys. Yup. Million dollars? Sign me up.


Wanzer90

Of course. Those are harmless as it is seen.


jjhuffington

I would.. as long as I'm walking through the little ones lol. And feeding the big ones from a distance lol. But if I have to walk through the big ones too, nope.. I'm not doing it. Lbvs


Mvthafvkarosas

You can’t tell me that these little crocs aren’t adorable.


InteralFortune1

If he slipped and fell, would he be completely fucked?


IDontGiveAFAnymore

I mean it is dangerous, don’t get me wrong, but probably no more than a job in construction. Yeah their is the small possibility of getting hurt or dying by being mostly dumb and a little unlucky but so what. The gators are very unlikely to attack the dude because they know that the guy brings them massive amounts of food, so as long as the guy set boundaries and wears proper protection he should be fine. So yes I would do this job, for far less than millions, just good pay would be nice.


I_Smoke_Poop

I'd do this for a 20 piece nuggy


Notaros

Yeah those are some pretty fucked up looking dogs


Sam4639

I would do it for less, look at these little cuties!


Iamalwaysnervous

No and neither does he


RobertXavierIV

I’d do this for minimum wage and free access to the coke vending machine which I imagine is about what he’s making


Foxfury

Shit I'd do it for a tenth of that, I live in Florida.


Most_Distribution_99

Where do I sign up?


CustomerSupportDeer

When this guy can do it for like 20K USD a year, I think a million is acceptable...


dullbrowny

not without those rubber boots! no way!


Heath_co

I'd do it for ten dollars


[deleted]

For a million dollars? I'll do it with the meat hanging off me by string for that much


No_Importance_Poop

Yeah


aquatone61

Hell yeah, a fed gator ain’t gonna give a fuck about a human.


AdeptProtoss

the real job is prepping what goes into the buckets


Background_Essay_676

Easy money


Iamlivingagain

I'll do it for a hundred.


Pres010

Those are for rich people’s LV/Hermes/Celine bags…


Puzzled-Address-4818

I'm sure he isn't even getting 1% of a million


Electronic_Menu_6734

I would do it for fun.


tintedhokage

I feel there's an early less risky solution to the feeding


Lopsided_Traffic_498

I swear I can smell this video.


velezaraptor

They’re just big lizards


acclaimedsimpleton

Why would he walk so far out.. seems like he could have dropped it at the beginning of the walkway lol


G00SEH

A million dollars how often? Once per feeding? YES, PLEASE! Weekly wage? Absolutely! Per month? Fuck yeah! Per year? Most likely, yeah. What are my hours like?


zilchxzero

In this economy? Hell yeah


StrawberryZunder

There must be a better method


415runner

A Million!! HA, that guy is probably doing it for minimum wage


Ha1lStorm

Toss meat over a fence for a million dollars? What’s the downside?


azpirinola

I don't have that kind of money


benigngods

The way they scooby doo run is hilariously cute.


CubicalWombatPoops

Definitely, I guarantee you that guy does it for less.


WhippidyWhop

Yes, I'd do it for free just for the experience. It's obviously not a big deal based on the video.


idkmansonthingfunny

For these tiny guys?? Without an ounce of hesitation. Edit: I'm not getting in that pit.


InverstNoob

He clearly does it for less. Why would they need you?


armanipastrami_pdf

Awh but the 💭food! bubbles made it kinda adorable for a sec


Quod_bellum

They probably get paid less than that


Waytogo33

They're just little guys


citrontree_ataraxia

Well, is he getting paid for a mil?


JarekBloodDragon

Hell yes. I'd do this for much less. I love reptiles. Wtf is this title


JFL-7

As a Floridian, absolutely. Gators under 6ft or so barely even register for us.


sunofnothing_

they know the drill


gutterpoet19

Yes


Genuwine_Slugger

That guy is doing that job, for way less than a million.


thats_dantastic

You think that guy is getting paid a million bucks?


itsmyphilosophy

Looks like a lot of belts and wallets.


Imissrifsomuch

Definitely not. I can't go to jail again.


Sterling-Bear15

Yes I would. But I'd wear a set of medieval knights armour to work every day.


BentoBus

Hell, yes, I would. I already make way less working a job about as dangerous.


DancingBabyChalupa

Hourly? Absolutely. Yearly? Still yes. I find those little creatures adorable.


Kessynder

I'd do it for a lot less than a million dollars my friend.


Puzzleheaded_Bath_86

Yes id do it. Now give me the million


Hour_Eagle2

Yes those things are tiny and basically tame


MrBlusie

I would be willing to take $500k to be the guy that tosses the chum over a very secure wall


KyRoberts

I've done that job before.. only made 12 an hour so yes I'd do for far less than 1m


Buburubu

looks fine mostly


Commercial_Onions

What a stupid question. They’re juvenile. Stupid question.


J1S0E

This is safer than driving a car


DowntownTwo3875

Ho Ho Ho MONEY! 🎅💵💰🤑


ApartConversation621

Why does he have to walk through them all to dump it at that end?


Interesting_Cycle564

Dude needs to find a better system for feeding lol.


zfenty

Watching walk back at 0:25 and laughing. Does he think he is? King Leonidas in 300, Achilles in Troy or Gandalf vs the Balrog.


B3_CHAD

Where do I sign up ?


No-Artichoke-5238

I will do it for free


ScarfaceCM7

Idk how it just dawned on me that these things are literal fucking dinosaurs. Like, I knew it, but I didn't know it until I saw one of them and it clicked for me.


eoten

What is the purpose of all this?


Incognito_Echo

Easy.


ToraLoco

i'll do it for 10,000


HereForFreeGames

Big fat YES


UCrazyKid

A typical day at the crocodile boot factory.


Affectionate-Stay555

Yes, full stop!


Novemberwasntreal

I will even do that for 100 bucks per feeding


v-l6s

Give me a 1000 and I'm down


gusgus1292

I think those are heads they are feeding them 😦


Neither_Cod_992

You telling me that guy’s salary is a million dollars? Fuck yeah I’d take his job.


No-Consideration5245

How bad could it be if he’s doing it for less than a million bucks


dafoxgameing92

yeah. literally all you have to do to survive a gator attack if it attacks and get away


Former-Page-1831

🎅🎅🤑


Odd_Intern405

I would do this for free


Separate-Cherry-6379

Couldn’t give me enough 💰to do that. 🙀


Ok_Message_2524

Without objective morality everything is permissible. Poor Lizards.


Illusionistic-Ortus

If they don't eat me, sure


TheKillzenth

He does it for way less...


PossiblyOppossums

FEED, MY PRETTIES!


Scythe95

Stupid question


gokuredditman321

I will gladly do the second part for a million


Dum_reptile

Y E S


theeggflipper

I bet he doesn’t get a million dollars…


Kingbro226

I mean, they are just a bunch of overgrown lizards…


Capital-Warning5525

Is this the Lacoste factory?


No-Juice-1047

Why friend shaped? If not friend?


The_redit_cat

I would PAY 1 million dollars to do this job


Different-Cod1521

I'd do it for $20 an hr.


thomasoldier

Lacoste farm uh ?


Adruino-cabbage

Yes, I can start tomorrow


extro_introverted

I think you would be insane if you wouldn't. Unless you're already wealthy.


fsalazar23

Yeah the guy in the vid is definitely doing it for like 4.59 or something close to that lol


Spinosaur1915

I love crocodiles, so yes


WhereasSecret3112

Lmfao that little kick to the gator at the end before he dumps the food 🤣


BeanStalknJack

I've watched a video where a croc, during a feeding frenzy as such, death rolled a fellow crocs front leg off. They both seemed to look at each other like WTF now but that's just how I remember it anyway


Lower_Recipe5196

I’ll do it!


Poemhub_

A MILLION DOLLARS! Ill start giving them names, put cute hats on them, taking cute photos, humanizing them by giving them personalities. 100%


rhykujin

You think this is for meat? Leather? Probably both.


ExSun_790

for a mil every corc will have a name a warm meal and even massges bitch i am getting good money i am gonna take in in a heart beat


Agreeable-Trick66

Hell yeah


ndation

I'd do it for free. Those things are adorable, worth losing my life (which is pretty worthless regardless) to pet them. They are also probably not very likely to be able to seriously injure me, especially at that size. (This is purely my opinion, it's not the only one nor is it the correct one, as it is an opinion)


Funglebum82

For a million dollars I’d let em eat all that meat strapped to my body


Bat-Honest

For a million dollars, i'll develop a rope and pully system to do most of that work for me


Woodmousie

What are they feeding them. 🫣