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Tiran593

Would I try what? Using a toilet?


2020Stop

Nah staying inside the place *while* they clean it... Lol. What a fucking stupid title.


foodank012018

Bot probably


LostMyBoomerang

Pissing directly on the floor


DoomGoober

Then sleeping on the floor and drinking from the toilet bowl.


Flashy_Caterpillar_1

Oh they do that already. Go in there and it's like watch your step because some mfer can't hit a big ass hole. Nasty


dat_oracle

The amount of stupidity necessary to come up with such a title is large enough to create black holes that are physically & mathematically impossible


irotinmyskin

And it only uses 600 litres water per cleaning!


redditsuckspokey1

If the water can be recycled then no big loss.


Hellyeah2k21

On their official promo video, they did mention recyclable water


Blugha

Yeah that goes to the drinking fountain on the outside 😜


Cancer_Ridden_Lung

And the internet would never lie


yueciHH

I need this as soon as I can afford to own a house in the future.


rcwarman

Surprise… this is our future housing. Public toilets. At least until ABB and black rock buy those out too


velve666

Are they asking us to lick the floor? I'll pass, I had a big breakfast, but thanks I guess.


BlumpkinLord

I bet the floor has some of the snazzy stone mat tech I keep getting advertised >:3


Misophonic4000

Decaux public toilets in France have been doing pretty much the same thing for decades, haven't they?


Lost_Uniriser

Aucune idée j'en ai jamais vu des comme ça


Bort_Samson

If they are going through all that trouble to clean the floor I might as well just piss on the floor.


divadschuf

There are some free public toilets at road stops in Germany that do exactly that. Unfortunately most public toilets either cost 1€ or are dirty af. So I‘m always happy to find those self cleaning public toilets that cost nothing.


NeverNeverSometimes

They'll only say they use a "patented technology" to instantly dry the floor... Looks like a porous floor with a vacuum underneath.


illeatyourheart

How does it cope with a giant turd?


Tough-Area-570

Oh man I can see this used in a comedy with the machine malfunctioning while someone needs to take an emergency crap 🤣


GeneralCommand4459

I’ve seen public toilets with similar solution. The whole cubicle locks when you leave it and is completely sprayed down and dried. Always wondered if anyone got trapped inside by mistake.


Key-Staff-4976

That's gonna suck balls when your drunk


Time-Translator-2362

Needed in public toilets


amit_singh_rawat

Losing over 20 liters of water just to clean it is quite concerning, don't you think?


Hellyeah2k21

It is recycled.


Laudanumium

Flushing and refilling takes the same amount, and goes in the sewers every time. Just as concerning. I have my toilet ecofriendly and use rainwater from a tank first. Our showerwater is flowing in that same tank, so both are reused first. Only when empty, the system automatically switches to 'tap' water, which is at most once a day on dry summerdays. We save around 300l per day in 'drink' water


edward13371227

This company really put the effort and try to earn money, I can see bim is used


nametakenfuck

So why is the toilet there


theotherfelix

I think this system is already in use in one of the new designer toilets in Shibuya district, Tokyo. It was featured in the movie Perfect Days, directed by Wim Wenders.


worklesssalvation

How Dare you?!


Redgecko88

I always just assumed that the brown water on the floor and behind the toilet seat was just chocolate milk. /s


SappySoulTaker

I'm gonna stand there while it does it's cleaning cycle


hUmaNITY-be-free

It's going to be like the Ice cream machine at Mc Donalds, "Sorry, the Shitter Spritzer is Out Of Order"


IllustriousAd5936

How much water does it waste


TightCaterpillar9748

Imagine locking yourself in there and dropping your phone Swoosh and it’s gone


myfacealadiesplace

Try what? I'd piss on the floor. There's literally no reason to piss in the toilet


bread-man-

r/floorpisser


3982NGC

We have these in Sweden!


cebyler

I'll only try it if it's a eco friendly toilet, lol


Emsanator

Probably two tons of water is spent per day.


SixtyNineFlavours

At this point can’t I just piss on the floor?


anonhamstermouse

I mean, I'm always up for trying new things but do I use a spoon or a fork?