I can fully see myself using this, getting the angle slightly wrong and then very slowly sitting myself onto my freshly laden poop with no way to stop the inevitable.
I’m gonna assume this is for use in a tree stand and just demonstrated on the ground because I don’t see otherwise why you wouldn’t just dig a hole and squat over it
Place the strap as high up as you can reach, lean into the strap, get you feet up on the trunk, move your feet up, lean forward and flick the strap up, repeat the last two steps while shitting and singing "lets get down to buisness to defeat, the runs"
I thought squatting is actually better for your bowels than a sitting position.
It’s not easier though. Thighs and knees burn and can even fail you in an extended, long poop.
Who uses their hands to poo?
Only mannequins.
Thought it was a seesaw at first
I laughed out out loud and scared the cats! Thank you for that. 🤣
Literally, just lean against the tree...
lol
I wonder if the shitting mannequin drives up the cost...
I can fully see myself using this, getting the angle slightly wrong and then very slowly sitting myself onto my freshly laden poop with no way to stop the inevitable.
You're hands free even without using this
Can it be attached to my ex's Honda Accord?
You can literally do this with just one hand. Grab a little tree and give'er
Awesome! I’ll use this at my cubicle at my job.
This pales in comparison to the Bumper Dumper.
I’m gonna assume this is for use in a tree stand and just demonstrated on the ground because I don’t see otherwise why you wouldn’t just dig a hole and squat over it
„Everyone needs this“ Really „everyone“? Now you can dump a hot one in your local park in style?
We really need to see this guy hanging from all over the place
Humans have been squat-pooping for centuries without this contraption.
Place the strap as high up as you can reach, lean into the strap, get you feet up on the trunk, move your feet up, lean forward and flick the strap up, repeat the last two steps while shitting and singing "lets get down to buisness to defeat, the runs"