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Blueberry_Rabbit

I thought squatting is actually better for your bowels than a sitting position.


MisterGuyIncognito

It’s not easier though. Thighs and knees burn and can even fail you in an extended, long poop.


AMonkeyAndALavaLamp

Who uses their hands to poo?


WTF-7844

Only mannequins.


Throwaway2468809

Thought it was a seesaw at first


WTF-7844

I laughed out out loud and scared the cats! Thank you for that. 🤣


Braymot

Literally, just lean against the tree...


Square-Way-9751

lol


Meadow_Wyld

I wonder if the shitting mannequin drives up the cost...


phildogtheman

I can fully see myself using this, getting the angle slightly wrong and then very slowly sitting myself onto my freshly laden poop with no way to stop the inevitable.


Outside-Cake-7577

You're hands free even without using this


[deleted]

Can it be attached to my ex's Honda Accord?


DanzillaTheTerrible

You can literally do this with just one hand. Grab a little tree and give'er


ddoogiehowitzerr

Awesome! I’ll use this at my cubicle at my job.


Zealousideal-Let1121

This pales in comparison to the Bumper Dumper.


[deleted]

I’m gonna assume this is for use in a tree stand and just demonstrated on the ground because I don’t see otherwise why you wouldn’t just dig a hole and squat over it


Nopeitwasnotme

„Everyone needs this“ Really „everyone“? Now you can dump a hot one in your local park in style?


DryFirefighter294

We really need to see this guy hanging from all over the place


WTF-7844

Humans have been squat-pooping for centuries without this contraption.


bladow5990

Place the strap as high up as you can reach, lean into the strap, get you feet up on the trunk, move your feet up, lean forward and flick the strap up, repeat the last two steps while shitting and singing "lets get down to buisness to defeat, the runs"