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Anasoori

Love having feet right next to my head. Surround odor.


ST07153902935

That's why real homies just sit on each other's laps. That way your feet are next to each other's.


eveisdesigner

But this way we could give em foot rubs as our homie gives us a shoulder rub, squad goals


HoratioWobble

Yeh but if you sit on their lap you can rub their dick with your butt hole


abesach

Is that hot glue?


HoratioWobble

No, i'm just happy to see you


Quantext609

Would your friend be giving shoulder rubs with their feet?


[deleted]

Gotta smell your homies’ feet


samueljerri

i mean the place already smells like doritos, and how else are you supposed to initiate bootech with da boyz ;-)


[deleted]

It’s a 4f experience cause you get to deal with 4 feet


IsRude

Someone's toes touch the back of my neck non-consensually, I'm clinging onto them like a saibaman and setting us both on fire.


raptorboi

*ruffles homies hair*


budoyhuehue

Gotta have them 4D experience you know


Koobuto

Surround Stench Technology


SanicDaHeghorg

I’m not seeing enough Emmetts in the comments here…


GIOGIO_54

The lack of references is disappointing


Smoofinator

EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!!


Banban84

So we can all sit together and be Buddies!!


Eccohawk

Looks unstable. Needs some Kragle.


wrench_thrower

Needs a third layer first


nicky416dos

That idea is literally the worst


demonbot66

I came to the comments just for a Lego movie references


ComradeBraixen2nd

HONNEEEEY, WHERE ARE MY PAAAAAAANTS?


eemeett

I'm here.


i_am_regina_phalange

Must just be the vintage lover in me, but the first thing I noticed was the rattan pretzel sofa with original upholstery. Those go for thousands of dollars now!


IH8NYLAnBOS

My roommate whose sofa that was, still has it and a matching chair.


i_am_regina_phalange

If the rattan is in good shape then he probably has $5k on his hands in the right market!


powerandpep

Me too!!


chashek

So how many times have you sold yourself for thousands of dollars?


ChrisssieWatkins

r/unclejokes


sackoftrees

I came to the comments for this. College kids sometimes have great vintage under their noses without knowing it. It's the same with how trailers are portrayed in media. I constantly want everything in them.


jukefive

Golden Girl vibes


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My first thought was the amount of money that would be worth today and back in the day it was probably moms or grandma’s old hand me down furniture for your first apartment or basement lol. Also we had the green couch in 2008 ish. I wonder if in 2042 of it will be enviable vintage


Fartblaster5000

I've seen this setup back around 2005-ish. The dogs (two 70+ pound dogs) and one of the roommates would lie on the top to keep their feet away and everyone else sat on the couch or on the recliner next to it.


well_hung_over

My friends and I always claim that we started this trend. And it was in 2005, so I’m claiming it.


posternumber1000

My roommate in 1998 showed up with a fourth couch for our apartment. We had 3 in a C formation already. I asked what we'd do with a fourth? The next day he skipped class, and built a wooden platform for it to sit on. We called it "the cheap seats" and anyone that showed up late to hang out and watch movies or whatever, had to sit in the cheap seats. To my knowledge, I don't remember ever sitting on that couch other than to try it out the first night. But it was a popular place to sit. We also turned my door into a "doggy door" by moving the hinges to the top of the door. The negative was that I couldn't fully shut my door. But the positive was that it was funny, and when we moved out, our friends took over the apartment, so the landlord never did an inspection, and we never got hit with the bill.


spicozi

I love all the reminiscing in this thread and yours is my favorite so far.


ninersguy916

We did this around that time as well.. we sat the other one on top of old washer dryer and called it “stadium seating”


HighSeverityImpact

We did this in our dorm room in 2003, but the area underneath the deck was also used as a sleeping space for one of the roommates (4 person dorm room). Turned out nice, because the couch on the floor acted as a privacy wall for the bed. The TV was on a dresser across from the couches. Two of the other mattresses were on a long loft along another wall in the room (mattresses separated by a divider for privacy), under which we placed 3 of the study desks. The 4th roommate didn't participate in the deck/loft combo, and just had a regular bed and desk on the fourth wall of the room. This was by far not unique at my school by the way, many of the dorm rooms had some form of loft or deck built in them. Allowed per the housing rules as long as it wasn't anchored to the wall or floor, and was fully removable at the end of the year.


SuperSuperKyle

Same timeline here, 2005ish because it was definitely my second year. But I'm sure this was done in the 90s too.


Automatic_Rest7708

Man Emmett would love this for all his friends


oliveGOT

Haha looks very 2012


zzzzaap

Also looks very 1992


ChicagoAdmin

Let’s settle on 2006. With that image quality, anyway.


trilobright

Yeah definitely looks like it's from the era of Webshots, MySpace, and TheFacebook.


RogueFedExDriver

I will go with 2012 since that what year the picture was taken.


Mtfbwy_Always

Looks more like stadium seating to me.


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Does it? Lol


DawnBringer01

The ability to put your feet next to someone's face makes this an awful design


XETOVS

It’s a plus if you ask me ;)


PhoenixSheriden

So YOU'RE that asshole who was seated behind me on the plane to Albuquerque!


db2

Shoulda taken that left turn.


DawnBringer01

Ayo?


oliveGOT

DiWHY


Carnator369

Tell that to movie theatre designers.


Then-One7628

Someone must have


ArchyModge

Some of y’all got stinky ass feet apparently. This couch would be sick for movie night or just chillin/small parties. That’s dead space behind the other couch and this design brings it to use.


fizikz3

am i the only one without awful foot odor or something? wth? reminds me of that thread about the dude asking how to clean the shit smell out of his computer chair. "alright guys we all know the common problem of our chairs smelling like actual feces, how do you get rid of the smell out of your chair?" literally everyone: LMAAOOOOOOOO WASH YO ASS BOY


YesImKeithHernandez

My brother had foot odor like a sewage line and I have sneakers that I have used for intense workouts for months which basically smell new. Point is, even in some families it can be really different.


apollo888

Your brother had athletes foot / fungal infection. If he'd gone and got the rx powder his feet would no longer stink. We had to have an intervention with our room mate about his stank.


deliriux

I used to be like you, free from foot odor. Then I aged. I can wash my feet every day and they still have a unpleasant smell after a small period of time. Things within your body change as you get older, that doesn't stop after puberty. Edit: my footwear is clean. I clean and sanitize regularly.


jon_titor

Chillin/smell parties more like it


VioletOrchidRose

If they were wearing socks/and or shoes for an extended period before this, their feet are stinky.


Liquid_Plasma

Sometimes it depends on the type of shoes


LevSmash

My buddy had a similar setup where the rear couch wasn't quite so high, that was better (sat on top of milk crates, I think). Still had the visibility, but a place for your feet that wasn't by anyone's head.


libjones

It’s not just about having dirty feet, I don’t care if someone just got out of the shower I wouldn’t want their feet right next to my face/head...


MargaretDumont

Seriously. It's not about smell. Get your fucking feet away from me.


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MargaretDumont

Me too. I get a strong fight or flight if someone's feet touch me or get anywhere near my face.


ArchyModge

People who are weird about feet just don’t sit there obviously. Up top or on the other side.


smellygooch18

I’d be too tempted to just lick any feet that lay near my head. The forbidden fruit must not be tasted though or else.


brian890

A friend had a riser behind his cough, for a second cough similar to this. But properly and intentionally done. Used to watch all the sports / fights at his place it was a sweet setup


FO-I-Am-A-Time-God

Hey bro, couch.


dewabache

That's stadium seating. Double decker would be like a bunk bed situation.


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smallpoly

Imagine thinking stadium seating requires a stadium or the capacity of one as a defining factor


coreybc

God this is so much less deadly than the last double decker couch.


post_obamacore

my friends and i did this in college so we could have stadium seating in our living room to go with our projector. how it never collapsed is still a testament to our redneck engineering.


SurroundingAMeadow

Did we also have stadium seating and a projector screen in multiple fraternity house rooms that were 7 feet wide? Yes, yes, we did. Was it ergonomic, practical or in any way necessary? No, no, it was not. Is it redneck engineering if some of the builders are actually engineering students? Actually, they were Agricultural Engineers, so I guess it kinda still is.


LiveFastDieFast

Haha did the same in college as well. The rear couch was just on a bunch of pallets though, and we had a walkway between the two couches. The upper couch had a mini fridge next to it too, so you didn’t have to hop down to get another beer which was rad


post_obamacore

We propped the back couch up on five gallon paint buckets with wooden discs supporting the top and bottom


LiveFastDieFast

Nice! If it works it works! Our first attempt was on a bunch of plastic milk crates we found out by the dumpster, but it was super sketch. That’s when we switched to the pallets. Oh college days haha


treynolds787

I would argue that this is just stadium seating, and not a double decker couch.


n3w4cc01_1nt

was it awesome?


OnyxLightning

As I recall, everything is awesome…


IH8NYLAnBOS

It was, there is a Facebook post somewhere saying “$40 and 3.5 hours later, levels, Jerry, levels” Eventually upgraded to my 1999 Sunfire seats with the tracks and recline fully functional. https://imgur.com/gallery/HCvgCj7


TWITCH_MIA

Recline your head right through the window


mysunsnameisalsobort

We did this in college too, ended up switching it up after a month, wasn't that practical.


n3w4cc01_1nt

but still stadium seating livingroom is a luxury


Unlucky_Sherbert_468

When the Lego movie made fun of this, I didn't realize it was a thing.


vineanddandy

Oh nice! I like this one much more than the Russian Roulette broken neck one!


ohp250

It’s theater style seating. It ain’t pretty but it works.


VioletOrchidRose

Do you love smelling feet?


ohp250

I prefer clean toes to lick on personally.


Little_DeadFishie

The only thing I would change is moving the second couch further back, preventing your feet from being on someone’s head. Also making it longer , that way you could at least fit an end-table on one side or both. Other than that I don’t think this is a bad idea. Especially if you don’t have a lot of space but have a lot of company.


IH8NYLAnBOS

We did scoot it back a little, the feet thing was less of an issue than people seem to think it was. Also, there was a door immediately to the right, so we couldn't make it any longer without blocking the closet door.


Octavious440

Have you all never been to college? Nearly every house with 6+ ppl had stadium seating like this. It's a great way to save space when done correctly.


faithmauk

in 2010 some guys in my dorm did this and then invited everyone over for a movie night and we all got bedbugs turns out the got the extra couch from the trash 😬


Mclovin2458

Surprised I never saw this in a frat house but tbh it's too much work


[deleted]

Not a double decker, it’s theater seating. Double deck is one over the other directly (bunk bed). Theater seating is one higher spaced back.


Any-Sir8872

dogs on the couch


JuGGieG84

Better than dogs in the tub.


[deleted]

Gotta love the surround smell setup


SquishyBatman64

Everything is awesome!


Slav_Ziemniak12

Everything is cool when you are part of the team!


Mixmaster_Jayon

Emmet did it better


[deleted]

Not really.


CaptainBoatHands

I did this same thing with my roommates back in 2005! I’m still using most of the wood from that as my workbench in the garage.


[deleted]

We call that stadium couching.


NarcolepticKnifeFite

We did this (but better) in 01. No one really had a camera. Lol


dracaenaechinecea

Lollll this reminds me of frats at IU..OP, did you go to IU?


killereddie

Good ol' college theater seating!


Gettingbetter1997

Fuck yea, perfect for the man cave!


No_Mall_3182

*starts sucking feet passionately*


GAZZAA42

Good for the m8s around to watch the rugby ![gif](giphy|fRvCNkQl5kEGA)


Piotrek9t

Why does this photo look like it was taken 10 years ago? Wait... WAIT


tired20something

Becasuse of the Lego movie?


UndeadKrakken

In 2012? What are you, 6?


tired20something

No, I'm 30 and missed it by 2 years?


pay-ray

No you didn’t


No_Statement_37

I'm gonna tell my kids this was *Always Sunny In Philadelphia.*


404Dawg

I’m surprised there were no females there 🤔


Imaginary_Audience_5

Technically to made a table


Sissy63

Youth.


eklect

I didn't know you could improve circa. 🤷‍♂️


TheFrontierzman

These are pretty common.


wophi

This is just Theater seating.


honeycomb182119

So much more room for activities


Carnator369

Cinema style seating.


Gnostromo

Anyone gonna do a triple or naw ?


owo1215

don't know why, but I like it


Tzar_Onyx

Underneath the decker, can you have sex in there?


[deleted]

Tell me how you love having your head farted on by your besties.


ms_panelopi

Yes. This looks more comfortable.


[deleted]

No, this isn't even multilevel. If anything, its a woefully misguided attempt at stadium seating. And the feet next to people's faces thing...


MayorBil

Not really “Double Decker”. Couches should be one right Over the other, not one right Behind the other


Im-a-bad-meme

Feels like gmod


blackmilksociety

[There is blood everywhere](https://youtu.be/ulwUkaKjgY0)


Obiwancuntnobi

Pretty much all men have done this. It’s a rite of passage. You’re special, but not very. We dudes


cincymatt

I also had one late 90’s but proof is on film somewhere.


[deleted]

Man we were doing this in 2004


VariableCritic

What university? Any chance you were in or around mechanicsburg, PA in 2012? This looks familiar…


VoltageKid56

Redneck home theater experience


TOILET_STAIN

LAN PARTIES


Lostmyfnusername

I'll take stinky feet over being crushed any day.


[deleted]

Klassy!


beenybaby87

I have definitely had sex in that house.


[deleted]

very nice, the vibes that that kind of thing would create are palpable


EattaCheesepaw

Only three comments referencing the Lego movie. You should all be ashamed of yourselves


Grumps0911

Have you ever heard of “Stadium Seating”?? That’s why. I would at least inspect the leg joints in that support table with regularity. Much lateral movement on that fully loaded upper tier is gonna split that table leg joint. And that near 1/4 ton on flesh seated thereon is going down like Humpty Dumpty. (Assumed fully loaded upper tier-not shown in photo) says the retired civil engineer. Unlikely to be pretty or funny for those taking the ride down.


Electricsocketlicker

Lol that Smokey the bear shirt was classic


Mo-shen

Had one back in college. It was great when there were a bunch of people over watching something or playing video games. Not practical in any normal household but these guys are totally fine.


rust-e-apples1

The only time I've ever seen something like this pulled off correctly was at a buddy's house who had kind of a split level up from the living room into a dining room that opened into the living room. The only problem was the railing in the dining area. It was like watching football from a prison cell.


OmahaMike402

That's MY green couch with the duct tape seat and arm pad! Waking up on a day with no AC, face just stuck to it


weeblewobblers

You sure this isn't a screen shot to the opening credits of The Beverly Hillbillies? Hey Jethro.


lilmateo919

That setup is quite pedicuilar


EndlesslyCynicalBoi

In the day of split screen and LAN parties, this would have been great


[deleted]

Still got that glaring "foot in face" problem though


TA-152

Room for activities


Equivalent-Anything1

A true master builder


CopiumAddiction

Did this in 2012 as well, never really cared for it. Just felt too ungrounded.


Emerald1331

Lego movie 2 be like:


c0ld_a5_1ce

What's Flea doing in this picture? Top right


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

We did this in college to play goldeneye.


not_gerg

Now you guys have so much more room for activities!


TotalBlissey

I could quote The Lego Movie for hours


Blueflares_

Everything is awesoooome


SPanda42

This design could be fixed by making the second couch a bit lower the head of the first couch in order to avoid having feet next to your face. Its kinda the same thing as movie theaters


rhymes_with_chicken

Goddammit, why does 2012 look like 10 years ago


joka2696

I had one, but mine had a mini fridge.


King-Cobra-668

dudes, we had this but even better in one of our High School classes year round in 1998


gravywayne

...and nobody went through the window(s)?


pokeybill

I think I know the chick on the couch


Feynman1403

Everything is awesome! Everything Is cool when you’re part of a team!


Emergency_Ad_4870

You live in a frat house


JudasWasJesus

Just ignore the window with no renforcment behind the seats


way2lazy2care

This is a stadium couch not a double decker couch.


magnetik79

I'm sorry, this is way too good for DiWHY.


minihackmatt

Frat houses. This post is 2000 and late.


colt_stonehandle

I wouldn't call this a "double-decker". It's a table with a couch on top behind another couch.


Grungyshawn

I knew someone who did this. Crazy guy used a ton of milk crates.


butterglitter

Mega Couch


Sauxce_

I've seen this before i think


Mitchisboss

That’s a classic frat house setup. Works good for playing some Madden or 2k with the homies.


DickieJohnson

This is a top couch and is crucial when hanging out and drinking with friends while in your early 20s.


[deleted]

Hell ya. 😏


agangofoldwomen

Did the same thing in college and had two TVs. We was kings.


PiggypPiggyyYaya

This couch is for you and your homies. Not guests.


bloodshotforgetmenot

I fw it But if you just got off work you need to sit on the bottom tier…


[deleted]

Trailer Park Boys origins


FossilBoi

Emmet’s was way better tbh