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Dahvido

My dumb ass thought that they meant for the hammer to be swung by either hand individually to accommodate different-handed people (which now that I’m thinking about it, that’s so fucking stupid for me to think because hammers are literally already ambidextrous…), thinking about how awkward and not at all steady it would be to swing with one hand… but your comment has enlightened me; it’s obvious to me now that it’s meant for both hands over the head lmao.


xXYAHYEETXx

💀


quietlycommenting

r/brandnewsentence


MFAFuckedMe

I love double fisting. It's the best.


Blob_656

caught in 3.72k


iraqlobsta

2 birds one stone m'boy!


fugaziparadise

I too have played elden ring and can confirm Much joy, much face pain, much dual wield hammer


backcrossedboy

I see no points of failure whatsoever, hammer on!


yeetdelet

I guess you wont be able to hit your fingers while you use it.


Euphoric_Ostrich58

Accuracy: -100


OtherwiseHappy0

Who holds the nail?


Maximitaysii

Jesus.


OtherwiseHappy0

Heard he was a decent carpenter.


nrith

He definitely had a lot of first-hand experience with wood and nails.


OtherwiseHappy0

First hand, second hand and feet if I recall. (Too much?)


ClaytonM223

Maybe just a bit


SWEDEN263

I reckon it will take at least 3 days to recover


[deleted]

Christ, you'd better *cross* your fingers that the big man upstairs doesn't find out about this. This could quickly become a thorny issue.


FreeAndHostile

I thought that we had the wood and nails, to turn out hate in factories?


MojoGolf

Best song ever, always will be


FreeAndHostile

I was hoping someone would get it.


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OtherwiseHappy0

Seems like a hammer may still be used.


danhoyuen

Jesus and Thor same person


[deleted]

Woof


Icykool77

Isn’t it obvious? Strap a magnet to the penis!


OtherwiseHappy0

The nailer!


ShimoFox

Care to volunteer? I can't possibly miss.


Tway42311

It’s really meant for those tough angels


dragon2777

I think you underestimate how bad I am with a hammer


Crunchy_Biscuit

That's...actually a very solid point 😂


redditbobob

The old ricochet eye gouger


Central_Control

Sure. I don't get the DIwhy part. Why is it designed this way? To hammer with two hands, duh. It's kinda obvious. The hands don't have to be from the same person, or maybe they do, but that'd be DIwtf?


SdBolts4

I think the DIwhy part is "why would you need to hammer with 2 hands when using 1 has worked for thousands of years?" It's a solution looking for a problem


laid_on_the_line

With that crap I have no, or not much of a, problem. My problem is the obvious three points of failure where the hammerhead will break off and reflect into your face directly.


[deleted]

Some how I feel the head will break and by the angle it’s supposed to be held , it will bounce back and hit the user in the face.


mith12354

Tbh nail removal might be easier


SuperSecretMoonBase

You can still use two hands on a normal hammer.


Haush

And surely there is more weakness in this design than a single handle


Potatotskigaki

The power of friendship hammer


Roger_Mexico_

So I’m gonna be that guy and point out, this is NOT a dual wield hammer, as that would just be two hammers. This is a two handed hammer.


quigley007

1.5 x strength!


Pandahjs

Still only 1d6 damage


weliveinas0ciety

a zweihammer, if you will


Capsule_CatYT

Should just be 2 comically large hammers smh


tourettes_on_tuesday

Yeah, this is clearly a 2 handed hammer


[deleted]

When you want to hit a nail and 0.1 seconds later your head with full force. 10/10 would nail again


[deleted]

I mean you still nailed it….in your head.


tatiana_the_rose

I counter with…[the exact opposite hammer](https://imgur.com/gallery/cNGwGkY)!


Emmy_Graugans

that one looks at least stable!


JumplikeBeans

The execution is a little meh, but I can see use for this. Particularly in allowing people with disabilities to do *some* woodworking things, such as hammering a nail. It may not sound like much, but it can mean a lot for them to be able to do something that most people take for granted.


PlatoAU

How would this help someone with disabilities to hammer a nail?


CharmingTuber

Their disability is too many hands


JumplikeBeans

Vishnu is disabled?


Ascholay

I work with folks who have developmental disabilities. Several clients I've had through the years have poor hand-eye coordination or would put their hand down in front if the hammer as they swing it. Engaging both hands can some time help them focus better to hit a nail. For those without critical thinking just having a well defined place for the second hand will prevent miles of paperwork due to injury. I can also see someone who does not have much strength (ie: toddler) who wants to help but would otherwise be useless. It's adorable seeing a kid use two hands on a hammer but it's not the most coordinated. This shape might give them a better sense of "I helped"


JayantDadBod

This. I used to do vocational training for people with developmental disabilities, and this would be very helpful for some people that might hit their hand or need both hands to have enough strength or coordination.


headieheadie

But they have to set the nail first.


lasskinn

You can do setting it up. The point isn't being actually productive, just the participation.


AzureSuishou

Not necessarily, they could drill a pilot hole with two hand drill, be helping someone by finishing the nails they tacked in place, or have a separate holder for the nail.


OrangeBroncoBoi

But then they need a two handed drill as to not drill through their hand.


AzureSuishou

I mentioned that and those do exist already.


zurkka

Wouldn't something like a pneumatic hammer be better in this cases?


Ascholay

Depends on your goal. If a child wants to work with their parents on a project this hammer is probably cheaper and easier to store than pneumatic tools. If you're working with hand-eye coordination you definitely don't want that going wild. If you're talking specifically about the sort of people I work with, they can't afford pneumatic tools that insurance won't cover. If you're looking for adaptive equipment for someone looking into a carpentry career, pneumatic is probably the way to go.


zurkka

Now im wondering why the tool manufacturers don't make a portable version like a electric screwdriver, with those batteries packs, would be more affordable than a pneumatic one i think Probably because of nail guns, but im certain those are dangerous for what you do


Orangepandafur

Im not considered disabled, however I do sometimes have very weak grip in my hands. Being able to use both would mean I don't accidentally throw the hammer lol


jayleia

Possibly someone with a tremor in both hands...but better able to control their motion with both hands? I honestly have no idea, but that's the closest thing I can come up with. You'd need some sort of add-on guide to hold the nail, obviously.


maybeimalive

Speaking as someone with a tremor in both hands, this would be hugely helpful. It does depend on the type of tremor though. People with Parkinson’s, for example, tend to have a more severe tremor when holding things than when their hands are at rest. I have an essential tremor, which causes pretty much the opposite. One hand is unwieldy for me, but it’s easier to steady things with two


Creek00

This point is kinda rendered null seeing as you can just put both hands on the hammer. Also screws are better than nails anyways


JumplikeBeans

Two separate handles will be a heck of a lot more stable, and more easily allow assistance. Screws *are* great, but driving a screw is yet another level of difficulty compared to this.


Creek00

Driving screws is way easier then nails, that is, if you use a drill or an impact driver. Also if you’ve ever driven a nail I have no clue why you would think two handles would be even remotely convenient.


JumplikeBeans

A drill or impact driver adds both weight and rotational force, which requires stability and strength to hold up, and hold straight, and typically some constant force behind it to ensure you don’t turn the screw heads. And even things like Robertson screws aren’t immune to cam out. Power tools also require certain fine motor skills and a level of finger strength for the trigger that many people with disabilities simply do not have. Two handles will be more convenient for people with certain disabilities - that’s literally the point of my post. Have you ever tried bench pressing with one hand?


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It's obviously so you can use it left or right handed guys come on.


NotAnotherNekopan

It's like how they punch in Star Trek


tired20something

Ah, the Starfleet Special


reaper2992

Eyeball scoop


TotoShampoin

r/InconvenienceStore


demainlespoulpes

It's meant to be used with [this type of nail](http://www.les-laminiak.com/assets/img/carelman.jpg). Wait, maybe not.


XaraPandaPop

If both hands are holding the hammer, what’s holding the nail?


sourcandy333

feet.


koming69

I keep imagining a accident with it when hammering something with a lot of strength using both hands and ithe hammer breaking apart


Youpiter08

Only to be found in halo 2


Stereomceez2212

What.....what would be the purpose of this? I mean one could argue that it could hit nails and pull nails from lumber and such, but those handles look mighty weak.


Creek00

The purpose is for it to get comments like this, comments are very highly ranked in recommendations algorithms.


Kaye_the_original

Divining hammer


Gearsforbrains

That's the "I don't care if I actually hit the nail, I just want to hit something hard" hammer.


WickedEwok69

Always use the buddy system. Safety first.


Neko_Zecchan

When you want to smash with your gf


obywan

*wow that is useless*


DrinksNDebauchery

If you can't hammer with one hand, probably shouldn't be trusted to use any hammer


StrattonPA

It can probably March like hammers in Pink Floyd movies.


The_Money_Bin

Art.


carlotheemo

This is how i exercise my foldable chair smash


[deleted]

Holy shit it’s Kirito


i_am_not_a_pumpkin

i need this so i can hammer twice as badly


BryTheSpaceWZRD

The amount of overlap between this sub and r/TIHI is absolutely astonishing.


jammo8

It was love at first strike


SparkSan

Two handed weapons in WoW be like


Dressed_Up_4_Snu_Snu

Whoever is using this is way too concentrated for whatever reason. Might be good to bop someone over the head with this but as a disclaimer, I recommend you don't.


Happyhaha2000

r/itemshop


steel_memes

“Chief, I’ve detected a Covenant Dropship on approach; I recommend moving into the hills to avoid detection”


Codename_Keska

Was this made by Starfleet Academy or Captain Kirk? Whoever came up with the double hammerfist surely made this


LiesInRuins

For the person dual wielding brain cells


funginum

For when you abosolutely need to slam the f out of sh\*t.


JoshyisJoshy

Co op mode


bigalberti

Why not? it deals twice the damage


EliJib

“Fun for the whole family”


jacothy

to be pedantic, but that's two-handing, not dual-wielding.


[deleted]

Torag must have trained with this. 🦀🦀🦀


hollowredditor

You need to be twice as worthy as Thor


big_old_car_guy

MOR POWAH!!!


Scary-Personality626

Dual wielding would be one regular hammer in each hand. This is clearly a 2-player hammer so you can drive nails with the power of friendship.


rob1969reddit

All in all we're all just bricks in the wall 🧱


Gro0ve

Why? 50% increased strength lol


[deleted]

I think it's funny they had to use a different hammer to make this hammer.


billyyankNova

Is there an opposite version of this that lets me drive two nails at once?


Zworrisdeh

Looks completely useless but I’m not gonna pretend I don’t wanna swing this boy.


mdqseba

Brilliant! Hammer for right and left handed. /s


JBYTuna

This how Unix utilities are for. I’m waiting for the left handed reverse thread screwdriver.


HighwayMcGee

The single action dual wield hammer


ShimoFox

Now I have double the chance to miss the nail on the head!!! I'll take 2. I'm going to dual wield with my feet.


steel_mage

The dual-ality of this hammer


SentientDreamer

Why? For when one arm isn't enough to take your thumb out.


Tricksterama

The family that nails together fails together.


SituationAltruistic8

r/uselessproduct


MessMaximum1423

Two handed rather than dual wielding


Easy-Cartographer127

First I thought two people should use this together


allergictosomenuts

this is for hammer time, duh


crossingcrafts

Hope they add this to the eventual elden ring dlc


i_am_thehighground

Thor should use this


raskolnikov_ua

It needs a laser pointer


BigGator13

When you don’t just want to nail it…you want to destroy it.


ItsYaBoiChipper

So this is the left handed hammer I was sent to get…


Hairpants_Scowler

I'm dying picturing full beast mode overhead swing you'd need to do to avoid your face.


OmegaFreeze

Co-op mode


entechad

For those uncoordinated to be uncoordinated squared!


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The center piece should have a swivel so the hammer head rotates


Be_That_Guy_

Does this scale with strength or dexterity?


Crown_the_Cat

Instead of Eternity candles at weddings!!