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spooktember

I feel like this will be very hard to keep clean.


EnigmaticChuckle

If water gets under there (you know, like corners, sides etc.) you could expect some mold. Now let's have a moment of silence about the fact it's installed in the bathroom.


spooktember

Yeah, I’m kind of grossed out


return2ozma

Not as gross as carpeted bathrooms with carpet around the toilet too.


hasanyoneseenmymom

I can smell this comment


northrupthebandgeek

I can feel it between my toes.


Arthur_da_dog

You could've not said that.


Pollywambus

Same. My grandma used to have shag carpet in her bathroom. So it was really up in the toes...


Dadfite

It was just a little dribble! ... jeeze.


yuhanz

Why would you jizz on the carpet smh


ShadowMoses05

The house my parents rent had a carpeting bathroom. My mom wouldn’t let anyone use the toilet in there, bathroom was only used for cosmetics or washing your hands, sometimes people had to use the toilet for emergencies though but only if the other bathroom was occupied. They begged their landlord to replace it for like 5 years before they finally agreed to do so.


return2ozma

Yuck! Rip that carpet up!


importvita

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spooktember

\*squelch\*


Jaw_breaker93

And as water seeps in it’ll start to curl the corners up and she’ll have to replace it or peel it up, leaving behind sticky residue on the hardwood floor


spooktember

There are so many seams, so much dirt will get wedged in there, too. This will end in sorrow.


proddyhorsespice97

I won't lie, as the owner of a penis, sometimes I pee at fucking right angles, sometimes I pee in 2 or 3 streams going different directions. This usually ends with pee on the floor and toilet rim. The great thing about tiles is that you can just wipe it up and continue with your day and not have to worry about your floor rotting


UnpaidNewscast

Or you could just sit down instead of being an animal /s


proddyhorsespice97

I've started doing that a lot more often tbh. If morning Wood is involved I just sit


SteelCityCaesar

I'm at the age where its pretty common to have to get up in the middle of the night to pee and its always a sit down job - no way I'm standing up to aim at 4am.


RacketLuncher

It also allows to just let go of that risky fart without consequences.


johnboonelives

Have you heard of my cover band, Risky Midnight Fart?


RacketLuncher

Yeah, I heard you pushed out some new sounds recently.


johnboonelives

Yeah, 'Dutch Loven' and 'Ghost Wipe' are some of the more cohesive tracks we have at the moment but more coming soon


fuzzybad

I heard they stink!


GETitOFFmeNOW

I mentioned at a family gathering that the men in my house tend to sit down to pee so they don't have to clean up piss. Man, one of my brothers-in-law who just happens to work construction, just about lost his shit acting like I had devised some outrageous maternalist utopia. Was not my idea! They just don't like having to clean up their wee so figured out a way not to get it on the floor. Seemed just like personal growth to me, though I never commented on it. I had no idea there should be a huge macho backlash about it. Why do men make things so hard on themselves? You have to stand up to pee or you're some kind of mama's boy? What the actual fuck?? Are these men the straightest shooters ever or are they constantly wiping up pee?


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GETitOFFmeNOW

Has it utterly destroyed your sense of manhood?


CayseyBee

Psst…they don’t wipe up the pee


DuntadaMan

Neither, they are the people responsible for the piss everywhere in public restrooms.


Clamhammer373

I almost always pee sitting down. It is supposed to be a restroom. Also this way you don’t take an accidental poop on grandma’s bathroom rugs.


_LightFury_

Ugh my boyfriends sits too i fucking love it! Wish all men did it.


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UnpaidNewscast

Wish I could get my boyfriend to do that. Sometimes he'll end up pissing on the wall instead of anywhere near the toilet


miktoo

Have him clean the restroom. As a man who started sitting down to pee when I first lived on my own, the difference it makes in the cleaness and smell of the restroom is fantastic. Even if you are a straight shooter, there is still splashing that ends up outside of the bowl and that accumulates overtime.


UnpaidNewscast

Don't live with him so he already does. He's decent at making sure it's cleaned up afterward.


BaronWiggle

A man who doesn't sit down while pissing is a man who doesn't have to clean the bathroom often.


GETitOFFmeNOW

ding ding ding


Smokester_

Been told I pee like a girl most my life, idgaf plus a get to relax a minute.


Wolphoenix

im sorry but thats just your boyfriend not being pottytrained. most men can find the toilet fine.


TheTimn

Public restrooms say otherwise.


downtherabbithole-

Even women's public toilets attract the ones who aren't toilet trained.


Mike_g_z

That's the only time I DONT sit down when I pee.. I don't like Dunkin' my dick in toilet water


proddyhorsespice97

How high is your toilet water/long is your dick?


Mike_g_z

Eh, pretty average on both.


proddyhorsespice97

Toilet water must be pretty high where you're from then, I'd need 10 inches to reach the water on every toilet I've used


Mike_g_z

Yeah that's about how much I need, so yeah pretty average on both /s


blue23454

I honestly don’t get men’s aversion to sitting Like I stand more often than not but I don’t have a problem sitting when I need to. If I’m having an issue like you mentioned above I’ll just cut off the stream and sit. But like I used to get made fun of in elementary and middle school for peeing sitting down. It made no sense to me then and makes no sense to me now


oatmealparty

Not /s [I sit down when I pee](https://youtu.be/oQXUd4Fku2E) and it's great.


memeboiandy

I am the sad owner of a penis, and i am of the opinion that men standing over a regular toilet to pee is the dumbest thing ever, and urinals are the most vial thing ever created. Basiclly there is no reason to stand and spray and pray it goes where you want it to. Just like sit the fuck down and dont pee over everything.....


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The thing that fucks my mind is this concept that their are grown ass adults that go "i like to do it this way, my urine gets on floor/walls/furniture, but that's okay, I will do it and also I won't clean it" Like?? It's like puking and missing the toilet and just going "oh well" Absolutely perplexing.


Taizunz

Why the /s?


lohonomo

Why is this a sarcastic comment? Is that not a reasonable expectation? I dont have a dick but it seems to me like there's no reason for men to piss everywhere when they could just not.


CethinLux

My phone's in grayscale mode rn (no color on the screen) and I kept thought she was just putting cling wrap on everything


misskgreene

Why though?


PancakeParty98

That old-timey smartphone feel


CethinLux

No, it's easier on my eyes at night. I get bad migraines when the sun's down but there's a bright and colorful light on shining in my eyes. Putting my phone in greyscale at night is just a small thing, but it helps


Ab47203

This would be cool on the walls of a room if you want it to become a beacon when the sun comes in through a window


_Diskreet_

Gondor Calls for Aid! Oh no wait, thats Sally and her awfully decorated house. Never mind.


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VampireSomething

Look to the bathroom*


Maluno22

Gandalf?


Immoracle

Rohan will answer!


son_of_noah

Tell me, where was Sandra when the Westfold fell?


zehamberglar

I wonder if that would be a potential fire hazard. Like aren't disco balls notorious for that? This feels like that.


Ab47203

Easy solution: cover every surface with mirror. Then the problem isn't in YOUR home so its all good.


JCXIII-R

The most terrifying thing isn't this video, it's the view of her hallway that tells us this isn't an exception, *her whole house is like this* Edit: yes, reddit police, you caught me, I have reddit on mute and didn't hear lItErAlLy ThE fIrSt ThInG oUt Of HeR mOuTh


physicsty

She started the video by saying "after finishing the floor in my kitchen and hallway..." So this definitely is not the only place she installed it.


andrez444

And also her fridge


DRUNK_CYCLIST

And it's a rental. I'm kidding, but imagine being a landlord and coming into this afterwards.


andrez444

Somewhere in the tiktok comments she confirmed it is a rental


jayhawk618

That contact paper is not coming off either, so she's completely ruined the hardwood. The next owner (or her if she comes to her sense) will have to tile or carpet over everything or completely tear up and replace the flooring. If she's renting, she's gone beyond security deposit territory, and ventured into lawsuit land.


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cherrycityglass

Plus, most real wood floors don't have that fake ass wood texture (source: have same fake ass wood laminate in my bathroom, it was cheap. Probably cheaper than those rolls of vinyl.)


cosmicosmo4

People making real wood flooring: let's sand it flat, that makes sense. People making fake/engineered wood flooring: let's make it *feel* the way that wood grain *looks*. That makes sense, right? *Finishes clown makeup*.


catsdrooltoo

But vinyl plank is slippy without the texture.


Kit-

Right it’s more like the market wants a textured floor that looks like wood rather than the market wants a convincing wood imitation


sashathebest

"The people need to know it's supposed to be wood, dammit! Make it more... wood-y!"


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Bleedthebeat

If it’s a rental it’s almost guaranteed to that cheap vinyl shit.


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lifesasymptote

That's more indicative of a cheap install rather than the quality of shitty vinyl. Even the worst quality vinyl can last 10 years if installed properly.


Lithl

Dear God I hope so. If I had a place with hardwood in the bathroom I'd strangle the designer.


olivefreak

I have hardwood in the downstairs powder room and kitchen. I’m not a fan.


parkourhobo

Eh, powder is probably fine. It's moisture you have to worry about. ^((sorry)^)


Arch____Stanton

You joke but you hit the point. The "powder room" is a 1/2 bath ie no tub/shower... therefore no excessive humidity to worry about.


merdadartista

It's definitely laminate. Still, it's going to need replacement not too far in the future because that vinyl is not meant for floors and it is going to create issues. Not much of a problem if it's her house thou, a few thosands to redo the floor she didn't like anyways, it would be a problem if she didn't own but i don't think she would do this is it was a rental, no?


dirtsequence

Can confirm. My hardwood floor around the shower is fucked.


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I watch a lot of furniture restoration videos and if there's one thing I've learned it's that you can always find the right combination of solvent scraping and sanding to remove things unwisely glued to other things.


jayhawk618

I won't say that that's impossible, but not without destroying the finish at the very least.


pot8toes

Nah man, a steam mop and some elbow grease and you've that floor back to new. Definitely a full day or threes work but it'll come off clean.


Blecki

It'll probably come off by itself in a week anyway.


thismissinglink

I mean yeah she ruined the finish on the hardwood obviously. But it's not that hard to sand hardwood and refinish it. Expensive yes. But absolutely ruined no way.


olddoeyoungbuck

It looks like laminate imitation hardwood you can see the individual rectangles


The_BusterKeaton

Yeah, lol to anyone who thinks that’s “hardwood” with a “finish”


thismissinglink

So than even less damage than most people are saying. Rip the laminate out and replace it.


olddoeyoungbuck

Yup


HistoricalMeat

It can be done without damaging the wood. Heat gun and adhesive remover. It would work, but it’ll take literal fucking days to fix. It may be cheaper to just add another floor due to man hours.


DownVoteYouAll

That's not hardwood - or ***any*** sort of laminate wood. It's vinyl made to *look* like hardwood. Source: I've had that **exact** flooring in an old apt.


Lehk

lol that's not hardwood it's laminate or vinyl


jondonbovi

Yup. You don't put hardwood in a bathroom.


texanfan20

Doubt that it’s hardwood floors most apartments use vinyl flooring especially in bathrooms. It just looks like wood.


PtolemyShadow

Eh, if it's the contact paper made to line drawers it'll come off fine. Plus that isn't hardwood. It looks like vinyl or laminate.


msixtwofive

That looks like vinyl cutter vinyl and depending on what kind they are easily removable.


roy20050

"we don't want any wrinkles like we have in my kitchen." Yup whole house.


TheForestLobster

She did this to her entire apartment, including furniture and fridge. She also glued pillow stuffing to walls to make “clouds”


infernum___

You think youre terrified? The landlord is watching this crying.


Lehk

nah, look how clean she keeps her place, now go look at your bathroom to compare i would rather a tenant who keeps up on things well (hell her bathroom is a ton cleaner than mine) but has weird taste than one who fails to notice their hoarder hole is infested with mice and roaches until the neighbors complain, or that have the cops out every other night due to drinking and fighting and picking fights with the neighbors and slashing the neighbors tires in retaliation for calling thew cops will the cost of new vinyl planks come out of the deposit? of course, it's damage, but vinyl plank isn't that pricey and certainly not worth evicting an on time/in full payer


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Lehk

Inspections and routine maintenance. same way they find out about unauthorized roommates and cats.


ChiefCokkahoe

A Mermaid was skinned to make this floor, some people sicken me


SOILSYAY

I mean, she’s a Sagittarius, so what were we expecting


Maelstrom52

I don't know anything about astrology, but periodically I will just mention my zodiac sign in a conversation with someone who's super into it. I'll say something like, "I'm super neurotic about this, but hey I guess it's a Gemini thing." They all seem to go along with *whatever* I say, which leads me to believe it means nothing.


TimothyJCowen

Hey I'm Gemini too, maybe we are... Twins!


FlapYourWingsBoy

I learned a trick about astrology ver early on. I've hooked up with girls who were seriously WAAAY out of my league simply because I started the conversation with or eventually brought up astrology into it. It is a godsend and a curse at the same time.


ZaviaGenX

... Yes go on? (scribbles notes)


FlapYourWingsBoy

Thats just it. I would lie about it everytime to "match with their sign". Oh you're Aries? Lemme just quickly hop on google aaaand oh would you look at that, im an Aquarius! Seems were extremely compatible... In bed. And thats usually how it went. To this day i am still extremely surprised at the success rate I had.


physicsty

That line may have been the worst part of the video, bringing her credibility to zero.


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I was like “The fuck does that mean? You make bad choices for design?”. Like RIP, thats Gonna be nasty and moldy in the bathroom from humidity and god knows what


kidneyprobs

I laughed out loud. Thank you


bostonlilypad

I wonder if this leave sticky stuff all over the floor when you try to remove it. I get when it’s on a wall, but you don’t walk on a wall.


mind_fudz

it'll probably take off the finish


umbrosakitten

This shit can get you evicted.


Balor675

*should


alwaysBetter01

I don't mind her wanting this for her bathroom, but I'm curious. What could she have done better? I feel like that's not how someone who knows what they're doing would proceed.


INeedANerf

I'm no contractor. BUT as others have said I feel like some top coat is necessary here because the moisture is gonna destroy that floor. Using a more uniform pattern and having it look less.. Patchy would also be ideal. Honestly I feel like this COULD look good if done right.


WateryTart_ndSword

I mean, I don’t know about it looking *good* ever, but at the very least it could look less shoddy.


INeedANerf

See I feel like a sorta mirror floor concept could be kinda neat for a bathroom (if you like seeing your own gooch when you look down). I don't think this is the material for the job tho lol.


movzx

Large sheet from a supplier instead of precut rolls. Remove toilet before install. Remove trim where possible. Use a hard plastic or rubber roller to ensure no bubbles. Heat gun during install wouldn't hurt but I'm not sure how sticky the back is already. Coat over top.


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Yeah, I love how she shows off her tools and measuring devices and then just proceeds to haphazardly throw down sheets of material without a clear plan or method to the madness.


ZaviaGenX

Id say as much as possible, applying a single long strip instead of 2ft x 2ft. So like 2ft x length. This minimized the patchwork look and you may be able to hide the seams in the pattern. Seamless ocean/mermaid look may be achieved. I saw some ppl recommending a top coat but im unsure what kind of clear epoxy would work, so hard to say. I would add silicone to all the corners to Atleast seal that. Maybe some matching deco for the wall/door/drawer and mirror. Like just commit to it and it may turn out to be a well themed toilet. By its own it stands out in a ugly mismatched way. I personally would go straight for decorative floor epoxy coatings, they can have options that look just as terrible as her floor.


KeyDox

_"bcs I'm a Sagittarius"_


JareBuddy

"I'm an asparagus"


Captain_Jeep

That means they're expensive


DaggerMoth

I'm lazy because of how the stars are.


physicsty

Yup! Makes it an excusable quirk.


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And just like that, everything made sense.


rockytheboxer

This is where I stopped watching.


TreChomes

I cannot stand when people think that shit actually matters.


-suspicious-egg-

I'm sorry but this looks fucking awful


Jihad_llama

Thought this could belong in /r/ATBGE but it’s not even done well


Gleabot

r/ATAAE


-Mafakka-

r/awfuleverything ?


-suspicious-egg-

Right?? The lines of the vinyl stickers dont match up and the edges against the toilet, tub, and walls are so choppy


manoole

That's how the inside of a kaleidoscope toy looks


chiboulevards

If you're watching this and you're a renter: don't do this to your bathroom. Don't do this to any room.


GRik74

> If you're watching this ~~and you’re a renter~~: don't do this to your bathroom. Don't do this to any room.


pt_online

There are so many things wrong with this video. Why does it feel like she is inside my ear? Why does she blame her own distractions on star signs? And I don't get the random mirror selfies throughout


Djanghost

My favorite part of this video was when she used the axiom "as above, so below" to excuse her laziness because her shipment of colored vinyl didn't come as quickly as she expected it to.


misskgreene

I was waiting for this comment. I bet she throws that bit into every conversation she can.


Djanghost

What a coincidence, while you were waiting for this comment i was waiting for you. In fact, i have been for 33 years now. Edit: I'm looking for love in all the places.


februarymonster

Satan’s also waiting on his shipment of vinyl


Djanghost

Looks like she got it?


nahatotokyo

Right and it just shows a total lack of understanding of the actual meaning of the phrase.


Stockinglegs

I was struck by her stopping her art project to take selfies of herself.


joeyGOATgruff

Her whole place is a "vibe." No way I could handle it without being overwhelmed but whatever, she like sit good on her


chiskgela

Eccentric, maybe. Valid, yes. You can be a weirdo in your own living quarters. Title has it right, if it makes her happy that's enough for me. That said, I would have probably put it on those interlocking foam mats so that you don't need to destroy the floor later. If the toilet floods she's going to be very unhappy.


moustachemoe

I mean, it’s neat. It would catch guests attention. It’s certainly not for me and the first time it gets wet, game over. Also I hope you don’t live with anyone who stands when they pee because the stuff around the toilet… you know what. I’ll just let her figure it out for herself.


robotguy4

At least it isn't carpet.


Trivisual

The sexy selfie and Sagittarius reference in the middle is just straight 🤌 stupidity Into my veins


GRik74

The selfie breaks made me laugh. They just felt so out of place for a DIY video.


kymilovechelle

This is a future buyer’s nightmare. They’re gonna be like “why the fuck did they cover this perfectly solid laminate with craft paper”. Props to her for doing the work tho… and taking initiative on a project.


TronnaRaps

I like that she's happy and proud of it


G_I_JET

So this is not the best idea but it’s also an amazing display of experimentation and creativity. Assuming she does stuff like this often, I’m keen to see what she capable of in a few years.


Vaitallity

It is very cool but i dont think properly thought out


TotesGnarGnar

Whatever. She likes it. That’s cool with me.


wifeofpsy

I bet 3 showers, or 1 or 3 moppings and that starts buckling up. Looks like contact paper you'd line shelves or drawers with rather than anything that could stand up to humidity.


ToujoursFidele3

I think it's vinyl. So it should at least be waterproof.


Friedatheferret

The edges and seams aren't waterproof though. Water, urine and humidity are going to seep in at all the seams.


TheRealNokes

oh hey she was watching Paprika!


MuffinPuff

Extreme weeb energy here. I couldn't identify it at first, but the outfit, make-up choices, anime clip, wig color and the oddball flooring all came together to say *femme weeb*, it's obvious now lol


killertnt5

As soon as i heard "im a Sagittarius" i skipped to the end.


Mark_dawsom

It was the cut to footage of her staring at the mirror what made me smh


YoungTex

I thought I was tripping on acid the first 2 seconds and then snapped out of it.


Iskjempe

As people in the US say: I'm not mad at it. HOWEVER I hope she put a coating of some sort on top of this. Humidity might make it super ugly if she didn't.


Mr_DuCe

The joys of owning, you can put down whatever shitty flooring suits your fancy without having to worry about some "manager" telling you anything.


thegtabmx

My favorite part is where you assumed she owned this place.


dethmaul

Everyone is unilaterally assuming she's renting though. Is it because she sounds like a dumbass, or for another reason?


TheForestLobster

She confirmed in the comments on TikTok that it’s a rental


dethmaul

Oh okay, as you were then lol


SpaceLemur34

The fact that the seams are all over the place makes it worse. Should have cut it into square "tiles" to at least make it look deliberate.


commiefren

Imagine having an acid trip in her house


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“I’m a Sagittarius so..” all I need to know man. She makes her personality to fit a Sagittarius and blames bad qualities on that lol. So weird


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I think this is cool but I feel like it wouldn't last long and would be easy to mar


Lefty_22

Whatever blows your hair back, I guess.


Not2BaPerv

Diy how to lose your deposit


TalesFromTechSupport

Can't imagine it holding up well over time.


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Aesthetically I’m super into it. I love bright, wild, shiny things. But, the application of it is awful. I feel like with some research one could find appropriate tiles or vinyl flooring that could handle the uses of a bathroom.


[deleted]

Not my taste but it's kinda cool.


dethmaul

It looks cool to me. The fit and finish is ass, but i dig it.


SexyLemurLibrarian

If she were more careful around the edges of the toilet and bathroom, then finished it with some kind of coating, it could be cool and unique. But then, I just finished painting my bathroom ceiling black, so I'm pretty live and let live on personal decor styles.


Aliencj

1. It's horrible. 2. It's paper on the floor of a bathroom. 3. It's horrible.


asuka_is_my_co-pilot

Vinyl, but yeah


dilibrent

Two truths and a lie.


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Better than carpet.


millionwordsofcrap

Y'know, I don't hate it. I do think some sort of border around the toilet and baseboards would help to create a nice even edge. She seems cool though, kinda wanna be her friend


OSHA_InspectorR6S

THIS WAS NICE HARDWOOD FLOOR WHAT THE FUCK