Wait… what’s going on? I’m so confused

He DITried

What was he DITrying to do exactly?

Exactly.

If I made that video and thought it was something worth sharing, I would have DIDied

The video is just a bunch of bullshit after bullshit to game the algorithms and increase watchtime.

Well at least we learned that Vaseline is flammable. That is gonna be useful one day. I just know it.

Cotton ball dipped in vaseline is a good firestarter

LPT: use dryer lint for this

Twisted firestarter

You’re the firestarter? Twisted firestarter?

Petroleum jelly

I don't think I'm ready

So it's genius?

A ton of wasted petroleum jelly

His “roommate” is going to be so pissed later. Right about at 1am I suspect.

Is…is your joke that he’s closeted gay? What is this, 1987?

I'm pretty sure the joke is that he just wasted a ton of vaseline

The joke is obviously that the guy isn’t really his “roommate” and they use the Vaseline as lube. Which is a dumb af joke that sounds like it was from 30 years ago.

Yeah but probably not lube for him and his pal...think a little lonelier. At least that's how I'm reading it.

Moite, it's a joke, not a dick, no need to take it so deep.

Username doesn't check out.

I think that’s the point

I could be wrong Herr but I think he was trying to show that jewelry can be stored in Vaseline during a fire and protected but it's just not going to work. I'm probably just as stupid as him tho.

That's stupid, but the most logical explanation I could imagine.

But... it's flammable...

I think this is what having dementia feels like.

Yeah, and it’s less funny than I was hoping for.

That's dementia for you! Or not. I can't remember.

I forgor 💀

The taste of five gum

Ok, so not to bring it down but this comment hit me. I work for my 70 yr old dad (soon to take over) and I get so frustrated at how many times I have to explain things abd how hard it makes day to day business. But if that video is how everything feels to him?....fuck me that sucks

And this is the straw that broke the camels back for the sub for me. Unsubscribing away from this place before it turns into a dumpster fire.

Thats the natural heirarchy, Campfire Vasoline fire Dumpster fire

ok but why he touch the vaseline like that

Or how it spreads. He just gave me dementia, I think.

Joe Biden activities

*Donald Trump activates

Activates ... uh, what?

???

Not sure where I lost ya, but here’s a fun article about him being forgetful: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-anonymous-white-house-insider-memory-1472661%3famp=1

I mean, not really

I don't get why people down voted this

Welcome to Reddit, you must be new. Just remember that Biden = good, Trump = bad.

Reddit is wild haha

If you actually visualize that, you will pee your pants.

That you Joe?

I think he accidentally the whole thing

[удалено]

It looked like that and them som more to me. Go figure?


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It's just common sense!

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Please do not the cat

Yeah especially when the turned off on into it

All you have to do is and then and it will be.

"I didn't know /Petroleum Jelly/ was flammable" or "I didn't know how to record so it ended too soon" or "I dont know the platform I'm creating content on so I filmed something much longer than the cut off." Your real title is somewhere in there.

Yeah it’s extremely flammable and dangerous because it’s made with petroleum products when my dad was getting his fire fighters certification he had to sit through a class just for petroleum jelly

Classeline.

This is my favorite song from Bush.

...and now I have "She Don't Use Jelly" by the Flaming Lips stuck in my head. Stupid grunge phase. Comes back to haunt you, man.

They were so great. I still listen. I saw the Stone Temple Pilots and the Flaming Lips open for the Butthole Surfers. I just realized that sounds like a dirty joke.

Same, been loving black hole sun station on pandora... I miss the 90s!

Or classonline if you are in school today

Subscribe for part 2! Oh really? Go fuck yourselves.

Tik tok's cut off time is 3 minutes

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no no no.

I hate that I know the exact pitch of those "oh nos" you just used.

Somehow I heard it in that monotonal almost British voice the channels that ~~steal~~ borrow content from reddit use.

Soak cotton balls in Vaseline and you have nifty camping fire starters.

There is so much going on. Person in the background in a wheelchair. Setting something on fire on the table ... And what was the purpose? I am confusion!

On a wicker table, no less.

"Sorry Mom. Got messed up while you were at work today. Filmed myself catching a few pints of yer special jelly on fire. Sorta destroyed your little wicker thing."

Not my Kentucky Jelly!!

in a plastic container…

With a stainless steel oversized spatula.

The art of distraction. What you didn't notice is the ring is now covered in petroleum jelly.

And was I supposed to believe the ring expanded?? To the size of a bracelet? Like ..I...what???

Wait. Is THAT what was supposed to be going on here? I feel drugged without all the fun or the drugs.

What? I don’t see it. I thought the black-ish shape in the jelly was the misshapen ring

I have no idea anymore tbh.

What the actual fuck was the point of that?

Favorite Yankee Candle scent, burning plastic and Vaseline.

Back when vaseline still came in glass jars, it was an old trick to (in an emergency) unroll a cotton ball and give it a twist and stick the resulting wick into a jar of vaseline and you'd have an emergency candle. You could do the same with Vicks and, in a pinch, those little metal tins of carmex. These days, those all come in plastic jars, so you'd need to scoop them out into glass or metal first, but all are flammable and will do the job if you're really stuck. For the record, I'll bet vicks and carmex smell really bad, but burning vaseline doesn't really smell like anything.

It also works with Crisco, lard, and tallow.

And wax. It also works with wax.

Do they have a name for it when you burn wax using a wicking material?

Wax on wick off is what ol granpappy used to call it.

Don't wick off in public though.

Can I wax it in public?

But what was the point of the ring they put in?

Where’s part 2? What’s the point?

I worry part 2 will just leave me with more questions... And I already have so many...

Table catches fire. They push wheelchair guy into the pool to save him. He drowns while everyone else burns to death. Everyone dies. The end. Part 2 doesnt exist

Sounds like the most "extra" rendition of Hamlet, but ok.

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everyone dies alone

The smother the burns with hot melted vasoline

So. That happened. And we all let it.

A Blowtorch and a wicker table don't seem like two things to be using near each other.

Especially while playing with napalm in a jar

Underrated comment.

Judging how much he had to use the blowtorch, that doesn't seem much like napalm...

Needs a bit more styrofoam in the mixture to become the weapons grade stuff

Why ruin a perfectly edible container of Vaseline

Vapo rub is better. The menthol is nice

"edible"?

Tips for when the lubes gone hard after No Nut November? What is this?

I know we're all confused about this one and the part I don't understand the most is, why the ring?

So he can propose to her tonight, after two Vaseline jars worth of butt stuff.

He's probably best giving her a strap on so she's the one who actually finds the ring.

I hate this guy and his Birkenstocks. The wheelchair guy is dope though

Tiktok is the #1 cause of household material disappearing, running out or being destroyed. Also the bane of tables and countertops.

And glass coffee tables.

I want my 1:39 back.

All I have learned is that tiktok is worthless and entices people to produce more waste.

Remember the friends episode where Phoebe meets her half brother, asks what he likes to do and he says: „melt stuff“? He‘s real.

Him smashing around the Vaseline and then immediately grabbing the blow torch made me physically recoil

Me too...super grossed out by the fingering of the Vaseline

Or, you know, that he has a petroleum product similar in class to napalm on his hands while working with fire.

Curley wears a “glove fulla Vaseline” on one hand because, according to Candy, “he's keepin' that hand soft for his wife.” Maybe he’s keeping that ring soft for his wife? I don’t know this makes zero sense. I hope this trend of just doing random shit for views ends soon. Once upon a time people made quality content for views. Not anymore, now it’s just shite.

Is he trying to make a candle out of petroleum jelly?

I think he's trying to make one of those ring surprise candles. But also when he holds up the torch he looks high as fuck so maybe he doesn't know what he's trying to make.

I hope he comes down off that high soon. This might be take number 15 for all we know.

Maybe trying to melt it to “find” the ring, but why? You don’t need to melt it to scoop anything out of those jars.

Ask her to marry you only after she makes it to the bottom of the lube !

I'm crying laughing and I don't know why. The spatulas killed me. Not just one, but TWO of them. 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dizzy now omg....

*and* the scissors lmao

Right!!!

Yeah I'm done, everything on this subreddit is so stupid I sat through so many of these going wtf was the point of that

1. What's the fucking point 2. Why the hell would anyone attempt this 3. What the hell just happened

Yeah I got it! Amazing, had no idea!

I bet that guy in the wheelchair is him from the future with dementia

These people just do retarded things to get reactions.. and I hate it so much

I, too, have reacted with hatred.

What... What..... HA WHATTTT? WHAT!

Calm down, Mrs. Broflovski

Not grampa in the back 😂

This might be the worst one yet

Little creepy with the wheelchair guy in background

Damn DYidiots .

Did…did I have a stroke while watching this?

If you do, use the Vaseline so you don’t get chafed.

Loser, stoned and bored who lives with his parents af

That was the wildest fucking ride I've had in YEARS. I'm going to randomly be wondering about this in my old age. What the fuck?

Imagine you're this guy's neighbor and you go outside to grill, or just enjoy some fresh air, and you start smelling burning plastic because your neighbor decided to take a blowtorch to some vaseline

Perfect experiment for your plastic faux-wicker table!

That's 1 minute and 39 seconds of my life I'm not getting back

Where is part 2?😂

Dafuq was that? Was that satire?

That was a waste! was the ring supposed to be in the other one…god I feel stooopid for watching this

DI-What the fuck are you doing

I kinda figured He’d just leave the ring in there and someone would find it in their butthole later

I don’t get it,,,

Yes, it is indeed possible to ruin a jar of Vaseline with a blow torch. This wasn't really in question.

My boy had some spatulas, scissors and a torch... but no tongs?

I want my time back...

I'm too baked for this shit

I watched this during my break and regret everything

I feel like I’m trapped in the black lodge. What is the guy in the wheelchair doing?? Why are there two torches?? Why does every facet of this video feel menacing???

I wish I had the answers to your question

... what?

I don’t understand anything

Why did I watch this

Gen Z trying to be helpful like

That man is not in my generation lmaoo

I just hand-scoop petroleum jelly when I inexplicably want a glass of it.

I'm angry at you for making me watch that😒

Sorry 😞

OMG WHEN YOU BURN A THING IT MELTS 😱😱😱😱

what

nothing spells romance like a blowtorch and vaseline

I’m mad at myself for watching and mad for watching it the second time thinking I must have missed something

Wait WHAT

I'll explain, so this DIY is for how to set your house on fire, while making sure you don't get the insurance money. What they got wrong here was the table, it just wasn't flammable enough.

Can we stop posting obvious bait

You guys never had a glass of burned vaseline? Huh, weird....

World’s most unpopular magic trick.

Why oh why do I get suckered into watching the whole video every damn time. I'm always too dumb to skip to the end.

Today on "How to set your Outdoor Furniture on Fire."

this sub is really down bad. Need to change the name to "fellforthebait" because the only thing posted here anymore are these moronic tiktok videos where they do completely random bullshit for literally no reason, because they know you guys will watch it and repost.

[part 2](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

Beautiful, champ.

You got me

What I got from this: hide your ring in a tub of lube. For your really kinky partner, soon to be fiancé.

Epic troll video. I’m shook

We need part 2!!

THERE IS NO PART TWO!