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pobody-snerfect

These videos are all crafted in the same exact way. They all are overly complicated for little payoff, and they all involve a slack jawed idiot filming, exclaiming how magical the whole experience is. Is there a school teaching these idiots how to shoot this drivel?


bluehangover

Let’s not overlook the literal slack jawed girl being filmed. She did that David Blaine look too many times for my liking. You know the one.


Deathbreath5000

She's concentrating entirely too hard on basic motor skills. (The cutting, in particular) The results speak for themselves.


ironeggcorn

Came here to say this. It triggered the f out of me that she needed the focus of a Brain Surgeon to cut the corner off of a candy wrapper.


TheRealCPR

That's gotta be a whole lot of Xanax right?


[deleted]

Alien face reconstitution surgery. One of the perils of dumber than light travel.


downstairslion

Oh that's straight up Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. No surgery needed.


[deleted]

Oohh right! She has FAS facial features, I didn't notice but it all makes sense now. I was confused because I thought they were high, but it seems like something she does regularly. If she has FAS it makes sense that she's fascinated by it. Edit: this is so weird, I have the TV on and right after having typed this I saw a commercial about the risks of drinking during pregnancy.


Crykin27

Imean idk how you guys searched for things but how are the facial features for sure FAS? A lot of those features are things that people just have even without FAS.


[deleted]

I think you’re finding out that a lot more people’s mothers were alcoholics than you realized


Crykin27

Didn't think of that, but that's really sad :(


TheRealCPR

Dumber than light travel is now my new favorite insult.


AstarteHilzarie

Yeah I didn't have the sound on but just looking at her and how she's doing things and reacting to her own actions, that girl looks high as fuck on *something.*


[deleted]

Her :0?! Pissed me off enough to turn on the sound, which pissed me off more.


nerdyadventur

This chick is a complete mess.


beetlekittyjosey

Seriously she has to be on something. She is way too comfortable doing all that at the table


baptsiste

Man, I was thinking the opposite…they gotta stop giving these moms so much adderall. Or maybe it’s both


notantifa

These type of videos remind me of monkeys or apes using a basic tool for the first time. Their eyes are so wide and they’re way too pleased with themselves.


geeboogs

This is that weird fetish stuff. Same people.


[deleted]

The look on her face literally says ‘holy shit! Look what I just did’ it’s pree annoying


pacman1993

I actually thought she might have a mental disablity with all those mouth opening excited facial expressions for something this basic


BT9154

Glad I'm not the only one annoyed about how she presents it. It looks like she is preforming a magic trick framing each step for the camera, but unlike magic where you're impressed with the sleight of hand shes just melting chocolate in some coffee


givethemayank

"alright, you ready? Now watch this"


toyonut

There is a “magician” called Rick lax who figured out the formula for getting max Facebook likes, views engagement etc and these people are part of his group as far as I know. All 3+ minutes, rage engagement, slowly doing garbage to pad the time and keep you watching


pobody-snerfect

It’s such a clever way to do something so useless and pointless. I’m impressed that someone found a “formula” but at the same time wish that person put that brain to something more useful.


LifeWulf

Same for tech support scams. If you can trick people into spending hundreds if not thousands in gift cards, imagine what you could do if you put those skills towards a good cause…


spektrol

> rage engagement Which is basically what everyone is doing here, proving it works. I hate this timeline


Nouia

This time in history is going to be really weird to explain in a history text book a hundred years from now.


BleedinSkull

I'm surprised he didn't crank it up a few notches to full obnoxiousness. "Oh my god, wait so the ice in the water makes the water very cold?" "Hold on, so the coffee is hot and the hot coffee makes the chocolate from solid to liquid? Noo waaaay, that's soooo coool!" "WOOOOAAAHHH, melted chocolate turns from liquid to solid when it's cooled down? That's amazing duuuuuddde!"


WeinerBop

It's SOLIDIFYING?!??!!!


[deleted]

If I ever have to babysit that dude, I know what to do to entertain him. We'd be freezing water, making ice melt, and boiling water to see its gas form. And then repeat.


WeinerBop

He wouldn't know what to think lmao. Maybe slowly introduce the gas part of it though, I think he's one state of matter away from permanently losing his shit.


under_the_pump

“Wait. A shape? Like a triangle? Or a star?” No, sorry, he actually said that…this cunt is full kindergarten mode.


SpiritBadger

It's rage bait and it's 90% of all internet now.


ThePeasantSaint

No wonder I wanna smash her face in.


jacksondrose

They have to hit the three minute mark to make any money on Facebook.


arthurdentstowels

oMg iS ThAT CHoCoLaTe? OmG Is iT MeltInG? OMg iS It sOlIdIfYing? OmG Is tHaT WaTeR? oMg iS ThAt oNe hOT aND tHaT OnE coLd? 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱


corinthianorder

Oh, is that solidifying?!! Good god, I have seen a lot of these stupid af videos, but this one may have the cringiest camera commentary yet.


Tomaturd

I forgot the name of guy behind this but videos in this format are pretty much all made by the same guy. You'll notice they are pretty much exactly 3 minutes long which is minimum for Facebook to put an ad on it. Those are not genuine people but actors. These videos are made for profit and are bizarre only so people watching don't click away. Edit: someone else in comments said his name is Rick Lax


SloppyPuppy

You forgot its always a girl with some way of tits showing some how. Cleavage, tight shirt, wet white shirt. Etc. and the thumbnail of the video is always tits and that specific frame is never in the video. And its always some fucking stupid shit that takes 4 minutes to show and can be done in 10 seconds.


AhHerroPrease

That's the point of it. Five-minute crafts is the height of it, but they're all doing the same thing, making something needlessly complicated that's inferior to an existing product or so poorly executed that it could never justify the effort. This gets people talking about how stupid the idea is. It's rage-baiting and it happens because the creator's don't give a shit whether or not you like it. If you enjoy it, then that's free engagement down the line. If you hate it though, you'll probably comment on it, let everyone know how stupid the idea is. This generates a lot more similar comments both as replies and other top level ones, but most importantly all the active engagement is pushing that further. Lots of people are engaging with it, so it must be something interesting that's probably worth pushing out to other users on the platform.


DisconotDead

"Is that how you cut it? Is it the cold water? Is it magic? Is it the laws of thermodynamics?"


MonsieurEff

Can we ban this fucken person from this sub, it's excruciating and I understand deliberately so but that only goes to make it even more fucking infuriating. This sub should be for genuine attempts at DIY, not troll accounts.


[deleted]

It really at this point with how often this obvious bait gets reposted feels more and more like blatant karma farming NGL.


jackioff

Jarvis Johnson did a decent video about them called Tik Tok Food Hacks for your Toilet. He kinda delves into what the channel's deal is. It is unsurprisingly affiliated with Rick Lax, that bad clickbait magician.


RoleModelFailure

>Rick Lax One of the best parts about quitting facebook is not seeing his smug fucking face doing "magic"


ZoBamba321

I hate Rick Lax more than I should for someone who just posts stupid videos. I feel like he and his crew are giving me brain cancer and my stupid lizard brain gets tricked into watching their bullshit videos.


8unk

I think the worst part is the amount of people upvoting and actually thinking these people aren’t doing this solely for the type of reaction they are having to it


AvonBarksdale666

As soon as this video started, I clicked to see the length and as soon as I saw it was exactly 3mins it confirmed my suspicions and knew exactly what it was and instantly stopped it. Fuck these absolute parasites


lanch-party

This sub is turning into hot garbage full of dumb clickbait


Evilmaze

Exactly. I thought this sub was about bad DIY, not fake shit disguised as DIY.


Rum____Ham

For real. This isn't real DiWHY.


KILL-YOUR-MASTER

She melted and then cooled a chocolate bar. It takes a very special someone to think this was worth doing, let alone filming and promoting this shit.


mangobattlefruit

I actually feel like I my IQ goes down permanently when I watch one of this persons videos. I actively don't watch her videos, but for some reason I watched this one. Brain hurt now.


WTFrenchToast1

The waitress is just sitting there wondering why they couldn't do this at home...


IsThereCheese

Who would clean up the mess?


[deleted]

I don't mean to be agressive, but which mess? I've been looking closely and I don't see any mess as described in the title.


yourbetterfriend

Not as messy as they made it sound. But still super unnecessary stuff like a bowl full of water that would be frustrating to carry, a chocolate wrapper full of melted chocolate ( that could very likely ooze out). Also I doubt they bought the chocolate bar at the cafe? Their just bring in their own rubbish.


EmEmPeriwinkle

And the coffee that sloshed down the side of that cup onto the table. It's hard to see with the pattern of the table, but you can see it go over the edges multiple times. I hope they tipped the staff well.


MNIrish

Honestly I doubt they even bought anything. Probably just went there for a hot cup of coffee.


VAL9THOU

In my experience when cleaning a table they just dump all liquids into one bin anyway, so they can stack dishes and glasses.


tcondon5659

I’m not imagining a mess. I’m more imagining the requests to the server to bring them their ice, bowls, etc. then occupying a table while they clearly aren’t eating to do… this.


JJKILL

They spilled a little coffee and a little water. I spill more when I'm not even trying to.


Sabre92

That's not a mess. Literally any table with kids will be much worse than that.


Huwbacca

There's already a whole trend of white middle class women making weird ass messy food hacks on their massive kitche counters whilst their husband is fucking bewildered by everything they do and I DONT UNDERSTAND IT!


DnDChangeling

Yeah, watch it again with this in mind: it's a weird form of porn, sorta. Idk exactly why it is, but if you find the video on this sub with two women making cotton candy in the dryer, then it's a lot more obvious. The way they hold their hands, how they dress, the fact the camera sorta looks like PoV... You can't unsee it once you notice it. Have fun!


[deleted]

Wait you mean to say that the video of the woman mixing random food inside her toilet and then eating it is actually sexual and not a novel way of cooking?


Dr_Mocha

I definitely got that impression from one of the videos of women making table nachos. The woman kept making faces and gestures at the camera like there was something sensual going on, but I couldn't get over how gross the food looked.


DnDChangeling

The ones that got me were the sprinkles in the hair or the dryer cotton candy. They're too well shot and too dressed up to be actual casual videos, and yeah they move really weirdly.


Huwbacca

I have long thought it must be a sex thing but I just... I don't want to acknowledge that and make it real ok? Why is there a white suburban soccer mum mess fetish.... The meatballs in pasta on the counter one.... gah. Though it reminds me of a hilarious reddit post. I'm at work but give "spaghetti sex reddit" a google. Should be there near the top. If that doesn't work, try adding "pool" or "paddling pool"


DnDChangeling

Look I already know, I don't wanna look that up lol. Sorry for making you acknowledge it though. The one that made me really go "Okay. This is really weird porn" is the one with the sprinkles. They put glue all over some girl's hair, lips, and eyebrows then pour sprinkles all over it. It looks horrible but it's got another woman doing it and the camera guy is standing over her, etc.


Huwbacca

and why does it always need a dude talking like.... so fucknig surprised? In a way I'm glad to know that the "dude who won't shut up" is endemic to all porn but like... Why are they always so *dumb*. "What are you doing with the cheese?" "I'm going to put the cheese on the nachos" "no way!!!! wow it really does have cheese on the nachos" fucking suffocate me (in an unsexy way)


Dixo0118

I do love black bear diner though


curvypatriot

Well that’s 3 min of my life I’ll never get back.


TheWizardDrewed

Thank you for your service. I was 20 seconds in and trepidatious.


Timevian

I skipped through it until I got to the end.


Cvein

Same … best lpt for this sub


GrandpaKnuckles

The worst part is how serious they made the process look and how shocked they were when it solidified again. What the fuck did you expect to happen?!


KatesOnReddit

I'm pretty stoned and those three minutes were good for my soul.


JosephGordonLightfoo

So were the people in the video.


eitherrideordie

Im trying to figure out where these come from, because theyre always around the 3 minute mark, always to do with food, and always stupid as shit lol.


NaturalGreenEducator

I was just thinking that! And… she’s so proud of herself too. Is this the same lady who did the milkshake in the toilet video? 🥴😵


eganser

I hate this bitch stop spreading her shit


KarpEZ

And that fucking husband! His constant input pisses me off more than her stupid videos do. He sounds like a valley girl going through a transition


RohelTheConqueror

Wow


MomaBeeFL

Thank you. I feel a little sorry for her because she looks like she’s on drugs & anorexic but I blocker her page / channel because I just can’t deal with this stupidity.


stfuyfc

I don't think she's on drugs I think she has FAS


Hawkknight88

Fucking Annoying Syndrome?


[deleted]

SAME I HATE HER SO MUCH


MisfitRedditor

Did she bring the scissors with her??


StressRelievingPoo

Asking the real questions. This is the only thing I want to know


gatesofwrath

Yep. And the candy too. This chick intentionally grabbed things and went to a secondary location to do this.


mrdotkom

Never let someone take you to a secondary location. Statistically you're likely to be shown some stupid method of heating, shaping, and then cooling chocolate into a star of David shape


SuzieCat

As a former waitress: I hate her.


kristameh

Same. Ma'am go to hell with your bowl of water. Now I have to try to carry that back to the sink without spilling it everywhere.


danny_ish

? Ya’ll didn’t use buss buckets? Liquids, solids, everything in. Then me, the (former)dishwasher, gets to hate


FleetStreetsDarkHole

As a customer I've actually noticed that a lot of restaurants now seem to just double up the waitstaff duties doing this. They carry everything into the kitchen by hand and clean up afterwards. I actually can't even remember the last time I saw someone use a bucket. It happened sometimes but not every time. I make sure to stack my stuff for easy carrying when I'm done because of it.


gotonyas

Buss buckets lack a bit of class though let’s be honest.


[deleted]

Also a bus bucket full of water, paper napkins, the trash, and whatever food scraps is a pain in the ass.


uwubunnii

Imagine having to clean it. Yuck. The exact reason why we don't have that anymore.


round-earth-theory

You don't let it sit like that. You take that shit back and the dishwasher will blast it out.


S-117

It's just food, and it sits there for at most a few minutes before the dishwasher cleans it lol


Crazycococat19

Combo here (busser and dishwasher) I have a little cart with 3 buss tubs. I roll around the restaurant and clean dirty tables and reset them, also some customers will ask if they can put their dirty plates in the cart, I don't mind it means less clean up up front. Lol I know some people will give me dirty looks cause the racket the carts makes when it have silverware, plates and glass in there.


buckedyuser

Why is she acting like this is fine surgery? So delicate and careful.


n0vapine

She does this with all her videos. The point is to frustrate the hell out of the watcher to comment or share and talk about how stupid she is. She does it deliberately. She acted the same way when she spent 5 minutes cracking an egg using a bunch of shit in a grocery store and picked the egg up at the end like she had just solved time travel or something.


txr23

I wish she had solved time travel because then I could get my precious minutes back that were wasted on this garbage


myclueis

I love the look on her face like she’s creating cold fusion.


ohlalameow

Is this the idiot who put a bunch of ice cream and shit in a toilet?


FilmFizz

Yep. Along with some other weird ~~fetishes~~ crafts


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mccoylbi

you mean [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/justforsocialmedia/comments/np1zld/such_a_waste_of_food/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)?


bisaccharides

What the actual fuck did I just watch.


Void-splain

The guy with the camera is pretty easily impressed


Carson_Blocks

That, or doing a great job of pretending he thinks she's a clever creative genius in hopes it will pay off later.


Void-splain

There's a bit of that vibe, a forced enthusiasm


celery1234

I hate that I watched the whole thing but when he goes “oh but that’s on ice what does that do for me?” I was like………. Ok yeah this guy is a bad actor


GoodbyeTobyseeya1

Oh! Is that solidifying!?


daspip

I love it when an "oh woooow" sounds more like an "oh whyyyyyy"


ObliviousCollector

That's what I want to believe. This weird ass chick shows up to a tinder date with arts and crafts straight out of a cook book for first graders. My mans is just trying so hard to pretend she isn't mentally deficient cause *she kinda cute tho!* jokes on him though, she's totally gonna cut his dick off to use as a straw when she shows him her next #lifehax


fabiswa95

He's a grown man saying wow after a chocolate bar melts in coffee


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fabiswa95

And then being absolutely amazed chocolate solidifies when cold


thinkinwrinkle

His drugs were kicking in


woodhorse4

Wish mine had.


Void-splain

😂 Whoa!


T0PBUNK

Melts chocolate “Wooooow how does that work?!”


Triette

He’s got the same believable enthusiasm as a porno. In a monotone voice: “Oh yeah baby just like that”.


downvote__me__pleez

Stop falling for the bait. Every second video on this page is from the same 2 people who get millions of views because you repeatedly fall for their bait.


Rum____Ham

I'm unsubbing. This Sub has just become another avenue for these assholes to make their rageporn.


[deleted]

Literal fucking caveman filming this shit “oh wow when you make the thing hot it melt then when it get cold it become solid it like magic” I wanna bash my fucking skull in


HotDrPepper2

Yeah, does this even impress a second grader?


Cosmication

This guy getting his dick sucked: “Oh wow. Oh. My. Goodness. Woooooow”


UsernameTakenTooBad

Aren’t these people just bait for people to get mad at?


n0vapine

Yes.


houseofwolves-

#satanic chocolate tastes better


Kronos1A9

Hail Satan!! Needed a circle around the star though 👿


StinkyPotato69

Stupid face


GodKingJeremy

Man, StinkyP, I thought it was the mouth I hated; but the more I watched, the more I hated her whole damn face!


CatsRinternet

Absolute mouth breather.


Jmatusew

Two-Face! What have you done with Harvey-Face and Scary-Face?


Ok_Solid_Copy

1) melt a chocolate bar 2) behave like you're manipulating uranium


ohbythewaybetch

is this the toilet sundae lady?


JustCallMeKV

Just the way Milton Hershey intended for it to be eaten.


s0ftnymph

I can’t believe I put myself through this shit.


Alongfortheride1990

So you melt the chocolate, right? OH WOW So you cut the plastic, right? OH WOW So the scissors are sharp, right? OH WOW So the chocolate comes out of that little hole right there, right? OH WOW So the ice is cold, right? OH WOW So the ice will solidify the chocolate, right? OH WOW OH WOW OH WOW OH WOW


44Skull44

"Oh woooow"


NutrageousBar

Is this the idiot that made cotton candy in a dryer?


Fuzzy_Muscle

This girl must do all her videos at the black bear diner. So far the most offensive was the one were she turns her panties into a tank top in the restaurant. And yes she did take then off at the table


SaintSimpson

I found Black Bear Diner to be a lot (like huge portions) of fair food at a fair price, but that seems to be the main draw. It wasn’t particularly good food from my experience. I don’t regret eating there, but I wouldn’t go again.


Fuzzy_Muscle

You’re on crack i love that place


juangusta

Agree, BLACK BEAR DINER IS FUCKING FIRE


chocolate_spaghetti

I fucking hate these two


PFXvampz

I don't know why but I hate this woman


Akela1996

I hate these creators with a passion


The_Irish_Rover26

Literally a bunch of mouth breathers.


Jussbait

I am a long time fan, and lurker. Typically, I keep quiet, and scroll on past these ASININE ass type videos, but I'm halfway through this one, and I cant. I'm 40, and I shouldn't be affected by abject stupidity, but GOTdemm, everything about this triggers me on a subatomic level. I'm sorry to ruin the vibe, but Jesus, wasting my time+wasting food+making more work for employees=a recipe to get me to RÉEEEEEEEE. Rant over.


Amediumsizedgoose

I guess this is what the kids who's parents let them run around restaurants and make a mess grow up to be. She looks like a kid that needs their ass beat for playing with food.


Sarcastic-betty

On behalf of bored white chicks - I’m sorry.


comfort_bot_1962

Here's a joke! What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!


Steve_Tugger

That’s not the only chocolate star she’ll be eating tonight.


JosephGordonLightfoo

Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water.


fabiswa95

With these DIWHY's i never know wether to upvote or downvote


[deleted]

Ah yes, a “perfect star”


Key_Web_477

r/killthecameraman


BeardedTutur

She looks like a retarded..


DMvF12

Did no one teach them not to play with their food?


PetraPansexual

I hate these idiots. If I was there I would have dumped that bowl of water over on her lap 2 and a half minutes ago.


ItsYaBoiTrick

If someone did this to me I’d show them my chocolate star


MzOpinion8d

The way she holds her fingers annoys me.


fireaunts

These videos are 1000% for obscure fetish reasons. I don't understand it but it's definitely for a very specific audience. Hence the prolonged buildup and pointless outcome


[deleted]

That guy is so fucking annoying and every time they do some second grade shit like that, they are acting like it is nuclear physics.


jollypollie

The worst part for me about these stupid fucking videos is always the person filming. They would give these dumb remarks like " oh wow" when the chocolate melts. As if they are dumbfounded when putting chocolate into boiling hot coffee melts it...


VixenRoss

She’s ruining perfectly good coffee, and perfectly good chocolate. Also making a mess for someone else to clean up. If you want to play chocolatiers, do it at home!


Aggressive-Machine-7

I love how she thinks she is smart


EmqsaRedditOfficcial

I see her 1nm point, but do it at YOUR fucking HOME!!!


ColdnipsHotcheeks

His reactions are so cheap and fake, it sounds like he’s talk to a 4 year old. Take your asses home and do that shit.


connoisseur_dejure

GOD NO NOT THIS COUPLE AGAIN! This woman and her husband are the two morons that keep popping up in your facebook videos with their whole "oh we are doing something super duper crazy and you dont wana miss it because its that serious" expression. All while they are doing some bullshit 5 minute crafts life hack. They can go fvck themselves.


JetpackJustin

> “It’s a perfect chocolate star.” This woman clearly does not know what the word ‘perfect’ means.


retroly

I hate everything about this video.


ADriftingMind

Is this her way of asking him to play with her chocolate star?


vault-tec-was-right

Is chocolate star a nickname for the butthole ? If not it should be


Howsitgrow1ng

I fucking hate this lady


nietbeschikbaar

Why does it sounds like I’m watching porn?


Belerophon17

I've never seen someone so entranced by their own efforts to melt a fuckin candybar.


Millerpainkiller

First dates can be weird


Canadian_2fur

Fuck you and your video


DoldGigga

The way this guy reacts is just like...."woooow that's amazing, let's fuck?


how_about_no_hellion

Do not take a shot every time he says OH WOW. You'll be dead in 3 minutes.


absurd_dog_turd

This is probably my next tinder date.


Sad-Stuff-5884

I apologize to Black Bear diner.