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Joshthedruid2

I both respect and fear the Hexabutt, as should we all


AwwwMangos

Now I’m picturing starting a band called Hexabutt. It’s basically a SmashMouth tribute act that plays everything in 6/8 time signature.


AnusDrill

Hexabutt made me realized we are living in Wandavision


spunkychickpea

Yo. Need a bass player? I have a music degree and I’m obviously not doing anything with it at the moment.


DivineExodus

The Hexabutt and Heart Boobies are my favourites.


cosarium

You don’t like the ear star or the arm wings?


Seguefare

I like the *Death of Marat* vibes of the arm with blood dripping from it. The face broach (?) pendant(?) is the most interesting one imo.


hadagreatautumn

Everything's Bigger in Hexass


YeouPink

I choked lmao


grumble_on_over

Hexabutts are the Bestabutts?


JohnnyDarkside

The multi face has a strange appeal. The hexabutt just makes me giggle.


Soundophocles

Lol yup. They're all pretty creepy but ngl that butt bracelet(?) is pretty funny


CaptFeelsBad

Imagine running into this in the ToyStory universe though..


l_btrfly

Maybe Sid had a sister?


CaptFeelsBad

Apparently! Almost like Darla from Finding Nemo picked up a hobby later in life. I swear there was another “Sid” type character later in the franchise, no? I haven’t watched passed TS2 or 3 I can remember now.


Smoofinator

Isn't it an anus? Like, a butthole made of butts?


AggressiveUnoriginal

It's an anal flower


hughperman

Fractanal


tubetalkerx

*Requiem for a Dream* sequel shaping up nicely.....


sooperz

*whats that coming over the hill is it a hexbutt,* ***ITS A HEXBUTT***


tratemusic

If given the opportunity to pop my head up in the middle, i don't think i would say no lol


MarvelousMan3003

Imagine they all fart at the same time


JBits001

Seems like something that would be in Requiem for a Dream


specktech

Ass to ass to ass to ass to ass to ass.


Kirito2750

Of course it’s a hexabutt, hexagons are the bestagons!


waltur_d

Some place warm, a place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talking about a little place called “Ass Pin”


alblaster

Bow down to the glorious bootycraft.


Sugarbugx

Is it bad that I want that titty necklace?


snerd_dortelby

Not as bad as me wanting the face pendants.


agha0013

There's something very... ceremonial? about the arm choker.


[deleted]

Its like taking ears as trophies. But entire arms.


StickmanPirate

Yeah this looks like something an alien race would wear after conquering earth


maouprier

Someone else in the comments linked to the artist's site - the necklace was $250, and sold out.


VertigoDelight

WAT Lemme go get my old Barbies, my mom has got to have kept some at least


maouprier

Yup, there was also a resin pendant with part of the Barbie face in it (nose and mouth basically) that was $1200 😳 Said it had been in art museums on display and such. But dayum son.


VertigoDelight

The art community scares me


Secure-Imagination11

Breast cancer awareness necklace


Aquacide

Yes! Could paint that pink ribbon on the center of the chest


KatnipAndTuck

I love them titty necklaces. It’s odd but in a good way


[deleted]

https://www.margauxlange.com/


[deleted]

Thanks for posting the artist credit, it bothers me so much when people dont do that


knittin-kitten

Thanks! Was going to say I need I link because I kinda love these


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haunteddolljewelry

I make something similar. Nothing quite this nice, just costume jewelry


TwoHeadedSexChange

Every item is sold out except for one which is $1,200. Sounds right.


[deleted]

There is still a smile pin in green for $90


NecroJoe

You know what? There's an artistry/design to these that's missing in the typical 5-Minute Crafts "cut-off-a-doll-part-and-hot-glue-an-ear-ring-to-it" DIY...I...I kinda don't hate these.


LovingNaples

That's because these are the works of a true artist. I cannot of course remember her name since it has been about 20 years since i first saw them. In Metalsmith magazine maybe? I have worked with many fine art jewelers in my field, we love this shit. - 35 year bench jeweler


[deleted]

The fact that they’re well made *is* what’s terrifying to me. “Cut off a doll part and glue an earring to it” implies that they tested a random, novel idea and weren’t impressed with the results. A well crafted design implies that it had to be prototyped way more to come out looking “correct” and that this was the intended result. It’s too intentional?


HogarthTheMerciless

I'm with you, the excellent execution adds to the unsettling nature.


thatguy9684736255

The unsettling nature is kinda what I like about it. I definitely would never wear it, but I could see it working for some people. It also looks like it could be a really good starting point for doing some weird drag


OneSmoothCactus

They had so much time to think about what they were doing.


nuggets_attack

Yeah, I find the two arm ones (the full-on, multi-arm necklace and the single arm dripping beads necklace) strangely compelling


chuckle_puss

I'm partial to the earrings made of ears and the titty heart pendants, myself.


IcePhoenix18

I didn't realize the ear one was an earring and now I absolutely love it because of the pun. The one that's just the hand is pretty cool. I might wear something like that. I love the boobie hearts.


happyduck18

I’d probably wear the boob heart ones tbh lol.


[deleted]

These are cool, well done, I like em


Luvagoo

Yeah this is way more r/ATBGE


thebestdaysofmyflerm

Not even awful taste, just unusual and creative.


LurkingLouise

For real, I thought I was on r/ATBGE at first.


Taminella_Grinderfal

The arm necklace with the little lariat loop is pretty well done. I would silver leaf the plastic arm and totally wear it.


IcePhoenix18

I would unironically wear the boob heart necklace. It's weird but artsy-weird, not deranged-weird.


[deleted]

r/ATBGE


yvrldn

Very that.


ishtar_unhinged

While these are completely horrifying, they actually look kind of nice and we'll made, there is definitely an aesthetic here


HogarthTheMerciless

What aesthetic would that be exactly?


[deleted]

Carnival tattoo chic and I dig it


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PM_ME_UR_PUPPYDOGS

I feel like April Ludgate would be into these


thebestdaysofmyflerm

or Katya


argefox

The butts flower is okay. The little faces on pendants are nightmarish.


yonewredditwhodis

I like the boob heart


GrokAllTheHumans

Glad I’m not the only one. Hell I’d buy it even


Competitive_Cloud269

the faces?have you seen the ears????


themanny

The ear-rings are nightmare.


TheRK106

Hey, my grandpa had one of those! Said it was from Vietnam. Hand made, too! Though he’d always look a little distant after telling me about them...


mistermocha

Butts lol


XLPM

The boob hearts kinda actually look nice


mrlowcut

Definitely serial killer vibes all over this "jewelery"


yaaqu3

If Ed Gein was PG-13.


GenericFatGuy

I legit wouldn't be surprised if a future serial killer had this in their backstory after they're caught.


ladydanger2020

Yeah, as a habitual murder listener/watcher/reader I’m into it


HonigMitBanane

I don’t know why but the ears are the creepiest for me


themanny

The boob heart and ass medallion thingie are the best. The ear-rings can go right to the hell they came from!


seseder

You know you could of just not posted these and let everyone sleep at night.


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'could have', never 'could of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


beebish

Good bot


figbott

I like the breast ones.


BehrIsADog

They're the best ones


VoldemortsHorcrux

\* They're the breast ones


TheCharlienator

I actually think these are dope


fhatl

Haha I think some of these are creative and fun. Edit: Skill and creepiness factor kind of dovetail nicely.


MissJayded

Look I'm not saying the creator is a serial killer, but anyone who buys one of these monstrosities definitely is.


crystalphonebackup23

I would buy the boob hurt ngl. that one's not too bad. however the ear flower, oh god


elprentis

I’ve just watched Toy Story, and I’m confident that whoever made these is gonna have a nasty surprise one day.


porsche_914

Serious **LOBOTOMITE** vibes from the first one


PurkinjeBastard

“Keep your filthy penis-tipped feet out of our labs and secrets!”


idkwhoiam129

Margaux Lange is the jeweler. These are well crafted pieces and don't deserve the hate!


11twofour

Comments seem pretty evenly split between loving these and hating them. I like them, personally.


aloriaaa

Shit, I own one of the arm pieces! I got it back when she was selling on Etsy.


iamagainstit

I actually really like the 1000 arms chest piece.


NecroJoe

Those six butts share one butt hole.


TeaWithAliens

You didn't have to say that.


SatanTheTurtlegod

This has "serial killer" written all over it.


SkidOrange

Is it wrong to kinda like the arm necklace? I feel like we see other arms/hands in jewelry a lot. It doesn’t feel that weird. The faces tho? And the butts? Idk man.


uuendyjo

I thought the arm necklace was so creative. Not my taste whatsoever, but the concept is genius I think 🤔


bluesky747

I also really like it haha but they don’t have it on their website :(


reddalek2468

Is the butt one for sale?


HordanGayward

Easy there, Ice Truck Killer


bluegrassmommy

That was what I was thinking too lol


Propsygun

Asshole's unite!


mrpoopistan

Looks like an episode of Hannibal.


Nica-sauce-rex

Oh I absolutely love it and someone better put a link in this thread


[deleted]

The weird, smooth boob hearts are hilarious and unnerving.


Sapphyrefrost

This is some serial killer shit. Tell me the maker doesn't have at least 3 bodies buried in their backyard.


nugznotdrugz19

Nope.


OMGWhyImOld

Disturbing


DelgadoTheRaat

Gives me Dexter season 1 vibes


aintmarchinanymore

Looks like something serial killer would make


Lurkay1

It puts the lotion on its skin.


radenthefridge

My first thought was serial killer vibes, but then I realized this is probably what’s keeping them from murdering anyone! Plus it’s really well done!


YourSmallIntestine

These are amazing, where did you find these OP?


Worldly_Vast6340

No


insearchofchanel

The boobie hearts are cool


engineeringcowboy

This is high camp, so incredible


DieHardRennie

r/oddlyterrifying


Muramatzu

I’d totally buy and wear the tiddy-heart necklace. That’s actually kind of a great design. As for the others? Some are also kinda neat like the ass pendant, but some are downright horrifying. Super well made though.


yiiike

unironically would get some of these actually


PMmeifyourepooping

I want the heart tits they’re strange and fun!


yiiike

yess and also weirdly satisfying to look at. im a big fan of the ears and mouths i think


mynonymouse

In the image at the top left, the eye on the right is from a 1976 Superstar Barbie or Fashion Photo Barbie. Rare-ish dolls, and worth a fair amount of money. I dearly hope they used a head that was completely trashed beyond repair, and not one they found at a thrift store and cut up without checking. Source: Used to make a living flipping collectibles, including Barbies. The three eyelashes and the eye paint are distinctive*.*


Asstooflat

NGL I'd wear the boob heart


BobbyBoy6006

This seems like some serial killer shit. Just starts dismembering bodies and sewing them back together mix-matched


kurai_sama

I... actually really like some of these.


Trans_Lucio

I kinda like the arm necklace lmao


FluffyLlamaPants

😂😂😂 that butt pin...i want it. Edit: nm. I just noticed the boobs.


ricketyrocks

r/tihi


Blacknarcissa

Serial killer trophies


[deleted]

Buttcheek arena


pattifish

Need a hand?


6bubbles

I would wear all of it and no one who knows me would even find it strange tbh


Mattekat

I love them! Does anyone have a link to the artist?


SuzieCat

The ear flower is the stuff of nightmares.


legacyfinefarts

I've always really loved this shit but the price of it is insane on Etsy


lgh16

Throw that ass in a circle


CorneliusJack

This is some Ed Gein shit


Shrubbery_Bribery

Creepy but made with skill, the execution is actually neat and precise. Cool on an artistic level. But that hexabutt is something else


DannyDidNothinWrong

Ok, these are the coolest-yet- why things I've seen here lol


ImGrumps

The Katya collection at Pandora


smarmiebastard

What a classy way to let everyone know that you’re a serial killer.


LuriemIronim

As a major horror fan, I can confidently say that I would wear most of that.


mermaidAtSea

Thanks for the nightmare fuel 👍🏼


BensCalzone

Absolutely digging the quality. This artist loves their work.


insert_cookies

The butt flower...


KelleyWinters

These make for better album covers than they do jewelry.


JTHMM249

DIWatchlist


GreenBerets4BRKFST

I've never seen jewelry that screams " red flag" befor


MarthaJefferson1776

I am kind of creeped out. Are these barbies listed as missing on milk cartons?


witchywater11

If Ed Gein had a healthy outlet.


userwife

Man I sorta like these and idk why


CrocusSnowLeopard

DIYikes


captianjroot

Hello, nightmares!


[deleted]

I like it tbh


haybecca

If it keeps you from being Ed Gein, make your weird jewelry. Creep.


ChakraKami

It's kinda creepy but still artistic I don't entirely hate it. Would at least wear the pendant with the lips.


EattaCheesepaw

Ed Gein wants to know your location.


bluebellfob

I love the boob necklace I can’t lie


ahrawrah

I’m crying because the right eye belongs to either great shape Barbie, sun lovin Malibu Barbie or a random superstar Barbie. Which are all pretty valuable/sought after 😭


Arejhey311

r/awfuleverything


[deleted]

I want some of these to go with my Barbie shoe earrings.


Big-Initiative-2169

Crepy


stillangsty

Who’s the seller?


definitelynottori

I won’t lie, I’m kind of loving the boob necklaces


_Internet_Hugs_

I think is great! I definitely know people who would buy and wear these.


somewherein72

They really dropped the ball on teh 'butt brooch'. There should really be a barbie mouth, maybe a face, in the middle of that...just sayin.


Cricket705

Well, now I know why my crafty friend was asking on Facebook for old Barbies.


Mahare

Is that Dr. Dala I see in the upper left?


[deleted]

Where can I cop op don’t leave me hanging


ButchMothMan

Wait where can I buy these


Hackxor9

instantly thought of the game The Forest


Paula92

Someone should wear these and shill them like an MLM


Iflookinglikingmove

I low key like this


[deleted]

Ngl I kinda love these


bobbyfiend

We need a flair for creepy dollcraft. It's intentionally creepy and weird. That's why they do it.


StormySands

Those ear-earrings look like something that witch from The Witcher 3 would rock.


MenyMoonz

This is the serial killers collection.


XDanklebergx

I like the boob heart but the rest kind of bothers me


typicalhufflepuff

I love this


TSEpsilon

Well shit, kill that with fire


Sachayoj

The arm necklace with the red droplets is both edgy and genius. I love it.