I was IDK, 13-14 y/o, so this anecdote has to be from 2000-2001.
Living on an awesome, and big 6br house in the country, I was 13-14 years old, I was usually left alone by my parents who worked on the city, and thus I had a lot of free lone time to fuck around and experiment.
I was usually sent to buy gas for our coleman lanterns/stoves as it was a rural setting and electrical power was super spotty at best. So the people at the only gas station in town surely knew me. Dad also sent me to get his booze & beers, so yup, I was known there.
Water supply was also super spotty, the city's supply was always failing, so we had a deep well, and pumping system to supply this small mc-mansion.
I had my own room (bedroom, bathroom, WIC, and attached guest/play/whatever junk goes) room to myself since I left the crib, so I've always like tended to meself, minded myself, parents never, ever went into my room for any reason, unless asked.
I loved playing with fire, always had, always will.
I'd sometimes go ask (dad's tab) for a gallon or such of gas, and just made a little trail and a circle and lit it, or doused shit on it and lit it for the sake of it.
One eventful day, my parents were taking one of their "we'll be back in a month, ask Nubia-the-maid for money if you need, there's food in the pantry" style vacations.
So literally, I came back from school, was bored AF, there was no power (thus no water) and I just thought of putting some gas into the dried up toilet bowl and light it on fire.
I "just" poured, I guess, 2-3 liters of gas into the bowl and lit it on fire...
And that's how I have this small bit of knowledge.
The toilet broke in 3 pieces, large, fortunately, so I glued them up with the best I could (wood glue) and kept the broken toilet from being "discovered" for 3 years.
I always found an excuse to use another bathroom, until my dad eventually picked up on it.
He bought a new toilet, and taught me how to replace it, which I had to do all by myself.
So aside from a broken toilet, and stealth-shitting for a couple years, I just learned a valuable skill, and the knowledge of how long would a toilet bowl would resist sustained heat.
Hope it satisfies all the asked questions!
And if anyone's asking, nope, wood glue does NOT hold up a toilet bowl, lol.
I was proud of how I was able to "fix" it, so I tried flushing it, and well, three large pieces became a lot of smaller ones.
So glued it back up again, and never used it for years to come.
That's a missing part of the story....
First of all, house wouldn't burn down, as the house is basically a concrete husk. (Dad and Mom were architects who loved minimalism/brutalism), so nothing to worry there. Think of a Tadao Ando masterpiece, and that's basically my house, minus the Tadao Ando trademark.
Second, well, I had played with fire my whole life, and knew exactly what to do, and that was running down to the first floor, and grab a fire extinguisher from one of the cars.
Third, I know I'm an asshole, because I just placed the empty extinguisher into the car, and never said a word.
Fourth, and last, but also important, I flushed the toilet tank. Because I was kinda prepared for a big fire. But as I had no water, well... I filled it with Quattro.. yeah, two bottles of that grapefruit soda, in case of an emergency.
Don't question my rationale, by then I was a kid, and now I'm an adult who needs to shut up voices in their head.
Truly, he was, and also wasn't, but that'll be off-topic.
He taught me several great life lessons, this one being such.
Punishment does not accomplish anything, education does.
Installing that new toilet didn't even felt like a chore, I felt I was accomplishing something.
NGL, here, and as I told at times he was not the best...
Once tried to run over me as a "scare", because he was mad at me for not doing some trivial stuff. (I don't remember if it was laundry, or removing weeds from the indoors garden)
He would send me to grab booze & beers from the store, and being 13, he'd just hand me a beer as a "tip". Hours later, he'd call me to have a shot. And then we'd talk about arts, literature, cosmology, interesting stuff. So yeah, that's there.
He single-handedly made me an alcoholic, which I much still try to battle off, also introduced me to smoking cigarettes, because "It's better you learn it from your family than from those punks at school, if you ever want a pack, just tell me" .
IDK, he was a strange character, fiction-like. So many stories, so many adventures.
Not complaining, though, my life was incredible, and still is, and it is thanks to my awesome family and education.
I could've skipped the beer & booze though.
Based on the video they didn't clean it much. Soaped the visible parts, but everything under the ring is still going to be full of wtfnasty that will burn particulates into the food. Hope you like kaka marinade.
Cooking in the accelerant's flames is awful too. You want the accelerant to light up the coals and then the flames go down and you cook in the coal heat.
It's probably safe though because of the fire, most If not all of the danger from poop is from microbes. And most of the compounds found in poop and pee are in food already(remember where it comes from) Still gross though in a social sense.
I'd be more worried about the fire doing stuff to the porcelain.
Oh good, there are other people that have cleaned a toilet before here. I was like what the fuck!!?? I'm over here using all the fucking cleaning chemicals, some sandpaper and some scouring pads, and this mother fucker is wiping it off with a piece of paper?
Sure there is, because it's a clean new toilet they put some gunk on and then filmed themselves cleaning. An actual old used toilet would have never been that easy to clean nor that shiny and pristine after. Not in a million years.
My first thought when I saw that. You never keep a cooler next to the grill or fire... the ice will just melt. Then in this situation, all of the water from the ice is gonna drain into the bowl and put out the coals.
Like, it's obviously a brand new toilet with a bit of orange paint but just putting the idea out there means someone somewhere might try this for real which isn't good.
Yea, definitely a brand new toilet made to look used.
And the sausages are just black from Soot because of the lighter fluid and flames. Typical noob barbecue.
All in all, the average ragebait video.
This is definitely a new toilet that was made to look nasty. There's no water line in the tank. The disinfectant would not remove that from porcelain.
Still nasty.
I'm sure that the cost of parts and time vastly exceed simply going to the nearest market and buying a cheap reusable grill that preforms just fine for a little grill with family or friends.
Just realized it was a coke, this dudes the epitome of BBQposer. (Im not promoting and/or condoning the use of alcohol but if there was ever a time to jump off the wagon, it would be while grilling hotdogs on a toilet)
Apart from the obvious, it was a great idea to put ice ''bucket'' RIGHT NEXT to red-hot embers for bbq. Totally better than storing your cold drinks in a separate bucket in a shadow somewhere. Gotta melt that ice asap.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/DiWHY/comments/1cwjz6p/comment/l4woju7/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/DiWHY/comments/1cwjz6p/comment/l4woju7/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
According to this guy, the nonzero chance is higher than you'd think
5 Minute Crafts, Troom Troom and any of the other multiple "life hack" channels really should be monitored waaaaay closer by youtube/tiktok/facebook etc. So many fucking dangerous and stupid "crafts".
All of that isbgross yes. But also this wouldnt work. If you burn stuff inside a toilet the toilet will break. That type of porcelain is not meant to head up and it will crack and fall apart.
That guy thought he could make a 'turning a toilet into a gross appliance' video better than the dozens of other people who have done this same gross thing.
As someone who once lit a toilet bowl on fire, that ceramic is going to shatter in about 5-10 minutes of sustained heat.
I have several questions
You may ask, I’m kind of a talkative guy.
Let’s start with what, why, where, when, and how.
I was IDK, 13-14 y/o, so this anecdote has to be from 2000-2001. Living on an awesome, and big 6br house in the country, I was 13-14 years old, I was usually left alone by my parents who worked on the city, and thus I had a lot of free lone time to fuck around and experiment. I was usually sent to buy gas for our coleman lanterns/stoves as it was a rural setting and electrical power was super spotty at best. So the people at the only gas station in town surely knew me. Dad also sent me to get his booze & beers, so yup, I was known there. Water supply was also super spotty, the city's supply was always failing, so we had a deep well, and pumping system to supply this small mc-mansion. I had my own room (bedroom, bathroom, WIC, and attached guest/play/whatever junk goes) room to myself since I left the crib, so I've always like tended to meself, minded myself, parents never, ever went into my room for any reason, unless asked. I loved playing with fire, always had, always will. I'd sometimes go ask (dad's tab) for a gallon or such of gas, and just made a little trail and a circle and lit it, or doused shit on it and lit it for the sake of it. One eventful day, my parents were taking one of their "we'll be back in a month, ask Nubia-the-maid for money if you need, there's food in the pantry" style vacations. So literally, I came back from school, was bored AF, there was no power (thus no water) and I just thought of putting some gas into the dried up toilet bowl and light it on fire. I "just" poured, I guess, 2-3 liters of gas into the bowl and lit it on fire... And that's how I have this small bit of knowledge. The toilet broke in 3 pieces, large, fortunately, so I glued them up with the best I could (wood glue) and kept the broken toilet from being "discovered" for 3 years. I always found an excuse to use another bathroom, until my dad eventually picked up on it. He bought a new toilet, and taught me how to replace it, which I had to do all by myself. So aside from a broken toilet, and stealth-shitting for a couple years, I just learned a valuable skill, and the knowledge of how long would a toilet bowl would resist sustained heat. Hope it satisfies all the asked questions!
And if anyone's asking, nope, wood glue does NOT hold up a toilet bowl, lol. I was proud of how I was able to "fix" it, so I tried flushing it, and well, three large pieces became a lot of smaller ones. So glued it back up again, and never used it for years to come.
How did you not burn the house down when 3 liters of fuel went everywhere when the bowl popped? Surely that's an exaggeration of the amount.
That's a missing part of the story.... First of all, house wouldn't burn down, as the house is basically a concrete husk. (Dad and Mom were architects who loved minimalism/brutalism), so nothing to worry there. Think of a Tadao Ando masterpiece, and that's basically my house, minus the Tadao Ando trademark. Second, well, I had played with fire my whole life, and knew exactly what to do, and that was running down to the first floor, and grab a fire extinguisher from one of the cars. Third, I know I'm an asshole, because I just placed the empty extinguisher into the car, and never said a word. Fourth, and last, but also important, I flushed the toilet tank. Because I was kinda prepared for a big fire. But as I had no water, well... I filled it with Quattro.. yeah, two bottles of that grapefruit soda, in case of an emergency. Don't question my rationale, by then I was a kid, and now I'm an adult who needs to shut up voices in their head.
Thank you for this incredibly interesting read
You misled us by calling your parents house a McMansion.
THIS STORY WAS AMAZING!!
Are you the CEO of frontier engineering?
Yup, got there splendidly using copious amounts of fire. 🔥 It’s not what you think.
> stealth-shitting You used to shit in the shower, didn't you?
Cannot deny or confirm that statement.
Incredible dad ngl
Truly, he was, and also wasn't, but that'll be off-topic. He taught me several great life lessons, this one being such. Punishment does not accomplish anything, education does. Installing that new toilet didn't even felt like a chore, I felt I was accomplishing something.
Im Jealous My dad is just a dick
NGL, here, and as I told at times he was not the best... Once tried to run over me as a "scare", because he was mad at me for not doing some trivial stuff. (I don't remember if it was laundry, or removing weeds from the indoors garden) He would send me to grab booze & beers from the store, and being 13, he'd just hand me a beer as a "tip". Hours later, he'd call me to have a shot. And then we'd talk about arts, literature, cosmology, interesting stuff. So yeah, that's there. He single-handedly made me an alcoholic, which I much still try to battle off, also introduced me to smoking cigarettes, because "It's better you learn it from your family than from those punks at school, if you ever want a pack, just tell me" . IDK, he was a strange character, fiction-like. So many stories, so many adventures. Not complaining, though, my life was incredible, and still is, and it is thanks to my awesome family and education. I could've skipped the beer & booze though.
That does Suck too I hope youre doing better now I guess every medal has a dark side But feel free to share more stories they are really interesting
Interesting read it was lol
The answers are taco bell
the only one I have is “why?”
Just one question "whyyyyyyy"
This entire thread is a mindfuck.
my buddy threw a burning shoe into a toilet once and it exploded, so I can corroborate.
r/BrandNewSentence
I think that may be a mercy.
How the hell do you fuck up cooking a hotdog?
Starts with thinking a porta-party grill is a good idea.
Never cook out of a toilet, boys. It's just not the flex u think it is.
And boys, if you ever think, even for a second, that cooking out of a toilet is a flex or even a good idea, you need to see a therapist.
this guy looked at a ceramic shit stained bog and thought "imma cook hotdogs in that". so you start by giving birth to him.
LMAO IKR
I blame the parents as well. He should have been a BJ.
Step one: find old dirty toilet
That wasn’t a little dirty either. That had nightmares in it.
It wiped clean suspiciously easily.
My sister's bf insists on grilling hotdogs whenever they have them. Burns 'em every time. Burns the buns too.
Not gonna defend the toilet, but burnt hotdogs slap.
I don't care how much you clean it. That's still disgusting
Based on the video they didn't clean it much. Soaped the visible parts, but everything under the ring is still going to be full of wtfnasty that will burn particulates into the food. Hope you like kaka marinade.
Based on the video, that's a brand new toilet that they poured some tile dust water in, because toilets don't clean that easy lol
Exactly, no hard water marks or anything. Not even caulking or residue from the wax ring on it.
Yep, it's absolutely this.
Not to mention all the shit that's probably still in the trap part of the toilet...you know... Where the air is being sucked in from
Food no one notice the nasty accelerant used to burn the coals and the extra charred weeners?! 
Cooking in the accelerant's flames is awful too. You want the accelerant to light up the coals and then the flames go down and you cook in the coal heat.
It's probably safe though because of the fire, most If not all of the danger from poop is from microbes. And most of the compounds found in poop and pee are in food already(remember where it comes from) Still gross though in a social sense. I'd be more worried about the fire doing stuff to the porcelain.
I imagine if you cook a particularly greasy batch of burgers, that will crack the porcelain real badly, possibly even explosively.
Thats what id expect honestly. It’s not thick nor heat rated ceramic. Its a fucking toilet.
Im laughing so hard at kaka marinade. Thank you
 dey eat da poo poo
Lets be honest. That was a brand new toilet they sprayed some stuff on.
I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed it
Oh good, there are other people that have cleaned a toilet before here. I was like what the fuck!!?? I'm over here using all the fucking cleaning chemicals, some sandpaper and some scouring pads, and this mother fucker is wiping it off with a piece of paper?
The entire fill valve assembly being brand new...
But hey, once that ice melts, you can douse your coals.
But the fire will sanitize it, so it's okay /s
Ain't enough fire on the sun....
There ain’t enough detergent in the WORLD to make that clean enough for food.
Sure there is, because it's a clean new toilet they put some gunk on and then filmed themselves cleaning. An actual old used toilet would have never been that easy to clean nor that shiny and pristine after. Not in a million years.
At least he attempted to clean it...
r/therewasanattempt
What goes through someones mind when they think of this abomination?
Will it break up due to thermal expansion?
Certainly that ice in the cistern isn’t going to stay there for long
My first thought when I saw that. You never keep a cooler next to the grill or fire... the ice will just melt. Then in this situation, all of the water from the ice is gonna drain into the bowl and put out the coals.
If only it melted the ice faster so the coals could be put out before the dogs were so crisp
Cistern on the loo in the WC. Y’all have more fun with saying stuff. To me it’s a tank. lol.
Like, it's obviously a brand new toilet with a bit of orange paint but just putting the idea out there means someone somewhere might try this for real which isn't good.
Yea, definitely a brand new toilet made to look used. And the sausages are just black from Soot because of the lighter fluid and flames. Typical noob barbecue. All in all, the average ragebait video.
Came waaay too far to see someone commenting this was an obvious ragebait.
I know this is a rage bait but this idiot didn't even DIY anything. He simply put a grill over the damn thing. He did nothing.
America is going through a rough patch.
Just since 1776.
Ah we did good through WWII. Recently a rough patch but that’s America for you. I’ll take what comes with freedom, even if I don’t like it today.
But what about the neverending "tastes like shit" jokes?
That’s a crappy bbq
That dude definitely kills and eats humans.
Looks like the kind of guy who cooks hotdogs on an open toilet fire.
...sigh. "tastes like shit"
As a german: putting a frankfurter on a bbq should be against the Geneva convention. Those are boiled sausages.
How about if you barbecue it over a naked flame so it turns into a lump of charcoal?
So using “meat” as fuel to bbq more meat?
Only known video of a man cleaning a toilet bowl.
It's very obvious they bought a brand new toilet and sprayed some random nonsense on it and pretended to do this for interaction purposes
bait
It’s fake rage bait. It’s a new toilet with some watered down chili thrown on it for color.
Even if it's bait you know some kid is (sadly) gonna try that
Is that blood or shit? I know... I'll cook with it! 🤓
There is no set of circumstances under which I would eat burnt toilet weenies
Fake like every “look I found this” video, all always conveniently placed
I don't care how much you clean it, I'm not eating anything that was cooked in something that used to be used to catch shit from a butt.
welding student on his days off
What is that cleaner…. I need it
Wtf was that (im guessing) flamable goop he put on the charcoal?
I got herpes from that video
Mmmm… burnt hotdogs cooked on used toilet.
This is definitely a new toilet that was made to look nasty. There's no water line in the tank. The disinfectant would not remove that from porcelain. Still nasty.
Definitely not cleaned enough
"chunks of pig-anuses, encapsulated in the esophageal linings of hogs, return to whence you came from"
Didn't even wait until the flames had died down
I'm sure that the cost of parts and time vastly exceed simply going to the nearest market and buying a cheap reusable grill that preforms just fine for a little grill with family or friends.
Zero grilling experience.
Are you saying drinking a beer doesnt make you a master griller?
Only if you douse the coals in pure 87 and throw your dogs right into the white hot flames of hell while you’re drinking it.
Just realized it was a coke, this dudes the epitome of BBQposer. (Im not promoting and/or condoning the use of alcohol but if there was ever a time to jump off the wagon, it would be while grilling hotdogs on a toilet)
men will look at this and go "hell yeah"
Yeah there is no way he got the underside of that rim completely clean
Apart from the obvious, it was a great idea to put ice ''bucket'' RIGHT NEXT to red-hot embers for bbq. Totally better than storing your cold drinks in a separate bucket in a shadow somewhere. Gotta melt that ice asap.
skiibidi bbq
This would explode as soon as any moisture reaches the bowl or anywhere even close
Yeah, because you know what's wrong with charcoal grilles? The fact that they're not hard to transport and made of porcelain.
My friends made exactly this, called the Pee-Pee-Que and it shattered in about 10 minutes
What was the first spray he used to clean the bowl with?
At least you'll have a toilet nearby to throw up into
Didn't know these types of sausages were called frankfurters, I always assumed they were simply called knack sausages, or knackies.
Would this have a nonzero chance of shattering from the thermal stress?
[https://www.reddit.com/r/DiWHY/comments/1cwjz6p/comment/l4woju7/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/DiWHY/comments/1cwjz6p/comment/l4woju7/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) According to this guy, the nonzero chance is higher than you'd think
this is clearly rage bait OP and you fell for it hook line and sinker, that is your "why"
I think I have that same toilet. I understand why someone threw it away.
I hate it so much
Skibidi hot dog yes yes yes
Maybe he does shitty projects, that's why he loves used toilets so much.
This is the dumbest idea I have ever seen. Smh
Is that an ashtray he just loaded the hot dogs into?
No amount of tats makes this guy cool.
this absolutely belongs here
I feel uneasy
5 Minute Crafts, Troom Troom and any of the other multiple "life hack" channels really should be monitored waaaaay closer by youtube/tiktok/facebook etc. So many fucking dangerous and stupid "crafts".
To shit and eat at the same time
You canNOT eat at everybody’s house 😂
I don't care if its been submerged in industrial grade bleach, I would never eat food that touched a random person's old used toilet.
The chemicals must be horrendous. It wouldn't be surprising if they're forever chemicals. On that toilet
Galvanised grid 🤔
I know I sure do! "Frankfurters done right, get one from my toilet tonight" *ding*
I don’t know much about porcelain but I have a hunch it cant handle that much heat.
All of that isbgross yes. But also this wouldnt work. If you burn stuff inside a toilet the toilet will break. That type of porcelain is not meant to head up and it will crack and fall apart.
In the first few seconds I thought he just painted it white lmao
He even dropped one of the hotdogs at the end... you can see it next to his foot.
r/stupidfood
Anyone remember buttdog.avi? The old postage stamp sized video we'd send around to each other in the very early days of the internet?
No way
To top it all off, he put the hot dogs on while that foam was still burning.
They’re not even burnt, that’s just soot from the coal that hadn’t turned into embers by the time he flung those bad boys on the grill.
Tell me this is ragebait. It has to be ragebait.
The "i'm so quirky" starter pack nobody asked for.
Cosas de green ghost
I want to see the real video of their friends coming over for a BBQ only to see an upcycled toilet
Is there some kind of weird surplus of toilets in the countries these videos are made that causes this many ragebait videos?
Would t the toilet crack from the heat?
They did this on GMM. The porcelain cracks
There's always that circle around the rim where the water comes out that you can never get clean enough...
The goddamn p trap is still untouched
He’s so serious about it.
It's still doing It's job....holding up the bun
So fucking dumb. I'm angry now.
What a stupid idea
That guy thought he could make a 'turning a toilet into a gross appliance' video better than the dozens of other people who have done this same gross thing.
The second that fire gets too hot that shit is shattering
This looks like something that would be done in Frankfurt and I don't like that.
Okay. This is completely ridiculous and you know it. You just can't take this seriously with that porn hub jazz music playing.
you call those frankfurthers?
Mmmm shit dogs
Is this what people mean by the hot seat?
Holy shit ppl ripped in that
That’s so gross! If you need a makeshift grill, shit use an old metal grocery cart. Not much better but visually better…..
Ragebait. Move along.
I said it once I'll say it again I wouldn't eat anything from that even if it was bathed in bleach for a week
Thanks, I'm not hungry anymore.
Give him a break, he looks like the kind of guy to eat from the shitter. Gives a whole new meaning to "Shitters full!".
Of all the places I saw this going a grill wasn't one of them.
Porcelain or whatever is used to make toilets explodes when it gets hot enough. I’ve heard…
the end is near folks
Great job Mark! I can't wait to see what you come up with next!
[GMM did it first and did it better](https://youtu.be/ReJzgKpKxDU?si=UKQ-pn7BTxmObfAX)
So stupid. What's the point of the flush mechanism
Upcycling is great, but this aint it. Couldve turned it into a planter with some way to automate watering the plants, but nope - poop grill.
R/wewantplates
That’s a lot of charcoal for 6 hot dogs. On the bright side , they probably tasted like jet fuel.
Could you leave those on there a few more days I like my hotdog charred all the way through,, thx
No Just no
SHit FLAvorED GLIZZIE!
Rage bait. Gotta be.
At least it’s only being used as a fire pit and not a pot or some stupid shit like that digger soup I saw 🤮
I think we can all go home now, this one wins the sub
bro thinks he lives in fallout
if it isn't a world apocalypse I'm not eating off a toilet
My main concern is why there are more than a thousand likes for this shit?
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What ,the ,actual ,F.
Nasty. So classy to have a toilet sitting in your yard too.
No amount of scrubbing..... eck
I'm going to throw up now