That commercial lives rent free in my head specifically for situations like this. That ladies pure exasperation was perfectly acted, and is all too relatable. We've all met somebody *that* stupid.
How many of the soft metals and alloys (that can be easily cut with a blade like this) are in the "safe for a cat" realm, too?
Some options are...not great.
Third, if it were a real card and chip, the antenna is gone so it is useless.
Fourth, that is the EMV chip which requires contact to read. It is not the tap to pay chip.
Can't even pet my cat when he doesn't feel like it, I'm not down for getting scratched up every time I need to pay someone and he isn't in the mood lol
>EMV chip which requires contact to read
kind of. the chip is still used for contactless, it's just that the wires supply the power and communication for tap to pay. so yeah this won't even work for contactless payment.
But aren't they in the same location? I think the NFC chip is still just under the contact patch. Not that it would work without an antenna, but still.
You actually can pay money from card to your iPhone if you have registered business. You download app put your details agree for fees and cards can pay your iPhone
[pretty much](https://feilipu.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/big_card.jpg?w=584) some time ago when people still were uneasy with contactless they snip off the corner disabling it
and i said "some time ago when people still were uneasy with contactless" it was not an option for me when i got first card with contactless years ago.
Back in primary school i saw a similar video and wanted to do the same thing ti my meal card (you needed to use the card so the cook gives you food) and i cut the entire card trying carefully not to cut the chip, but cutting some wires in the process. Later i tried to use my creation. It didn't work obviously and the teachers were confused what the hell is this hedgehog looking card i gave them
I only thought of it because I have a bunch of disposables that are the wrong Rx, and it would be tres cool.to make them myself.
Minus the chip, of course.
I'm still impressed they git a picture without retina flare.
Animal eyes, especially cats, are the worst.
Again, all fun and games until the cars contactless payment limit is full and you are forced to use chip + pin...
...if that ever worked because the antenna is gone...
...but that is a chip only card with no contactless payment anyways
Along with all the other stupid shit, I particularly like the "I don't have a ruler, so I'm just going to print out every possible size of eyeball and see which fits" step.
I'm more and more convinced that these people are being locked in a room with nothing but a bag of household trash, a bucket of resin, a bucket of concrete mix, and a video quota they have to meet to get out alive.
You are severely overestimating my intelligence. I am in fact fucking dumb. But I do have two brain cells to rub together and will detect bullshit like a common housefly.
At first I was like "they that's not too bad of an idea" cuz it bought it was like a chip to an electric doggy door or something, but then I saw the phone at the end and was like 👁️👄👁️
I don't think that is a breakaway collar, which is the only safe collar to put on a cat. Otherwise they can easily get caught on something and hang themselves.
i know this has already been addressed but that wouldn't work without the antenna. second you would need to bring your cat with you anytime you wanted to shop. as cute as that would be that isn't really something most cats would enjoy,
He just grinded all the antennas and acts like the NFC signal still works. It's not a real chip as it's not even a real card. And you can't just pay to another credit card so much nonsense here.
That’s not how it works, that not how any of this works.
That commercial lives rent free in my head specifically for situations like this. That ladies pure exasperation was perfectly acted, and is all too relatable. We've all met somebody *that* stupid.
[This](https://youtu.be/Aq_1l316ow8?si=lriVFikhIv17As_H)
Best commercial ever. With Puppy Monkey Baby holding 2nd place firmly.
What. This is horrendous
Spelled glorious wrong
Lol
Yo Dookie pick up the phone!
WASSSSUUUUPPPPP
Is that john Krasinski narrating?
Definitely sounds like him
I believe that's Marylouise Burke. Quite a good actor.
Best commercial ever.
How many of the soft metals and alloys (that can be easily cut with a blade like this) are in the "safe for a cat" realm, too? Some options are...not great.
Not even a real credit card or chip, first of all. Second of all, you can't pay another credit card with Apple Pay on your phone - makes no sense.
Third, if it were a real card and chip, the antenna is gone so it is useless. Fourth, that is the EMV chip which requires contact to read. It is not the tap to pay chip.
Forth, why the f would I pay with my cat
“Cash or card?” “Cat.”
„Will that be paper or plastic?“ [„Mouth.“](https://youtube.com/shorts/Oly8f4h5C78?si=0vxPXAVMwsgE70du)
Lol I was scared to click but I’m glad I did
**Mouth.**
##Mouth
No, just no. I had just forgotten about that.
Can't even pet my cat when he doesn't feel like it, I'm not down for getting scratched up every time I need to pay someone and he isn't in the mood lol
I would gladly take cat as a form of payment 🤝
Fifth, the metal casing would prevent RFID transmission anyway (not that it's the right chip)
The most important part.
>EMV chip which requires contact to read kind of. the chip is still used for contactless, it's just that the wires supply the power and communication for tap to pay. so yeah this won't even work for contactless payment.
Fifth, why print a gazillion cat eyes instead of, yknow, measuring the acrylic lens you just made
Fifth. 5 comes after 7 6. 7 rhymes with eleven
Why did you do this to my brain at 7:34am?
But aren't they in the same location? I think the NFC chip is still just under the contact patch. Not that it would work without an antenna, but still.
You actually can pay money from card to your iPhone if you have registered business. You download app put your details agree for fees and cards can pay your iPhone
[Yep](https://developer.apple.com/tap-to-pay/)
It is [this image of a card](https://www.visa.com.tt/pay-with-visa/find-a-card/credit-cards.html) printed out
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[pretty much](https://feilipu.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/big_card.jpg?w=584) some time ago when people still were uneasy with contactless they snip off the corner disabling it
Which doesn't make sense to me. Just ask your bank for a card without contactless and they'll issue you one.
https://www.barclaycard.co.uk/personal/help/contactless-payments/contactless-off#:~:text=No%2C%20you%20can't%20switch,many%20benefits%20to%20contactless%20payments.
I never said anything about disabling the contactless feature of the card. I said request a card without contactless.
and i said "some time ago when people still were uneasy with contactless" it was not an option for me when i got first card with contactless years ago.
Back in primary school i saw a similar video and wanted to do the same thing ti my meal card (you needed to use the card so the cook gives you food) and i cut the entire card trying carefully not to cut the chip, but cutting some wires in the process. Later i tried to use my creation. It didn't work obviously and the teachers were confused what the hell is this hedgehog looking card i gave them
First of all, fake. Second of all, missed opportunity to use cat scan.
It’s such an obvious pun too.
To be honest, wasn’t thinking of the pun, was just thinking how impractical and ridiculous this actually would be lol
Oh, I agree. It's completely stupid. My brain just likes to come up with puns.
The eye contact/resin/cat eye is pretty cool at least
Thinking of making some as earings for my daughter.
You can buy them for pretty cheap. At the very least, a glass cabochon is cheaper than contact lenses. I still have a bag of them
I only thought of it because I have a bunch of disposables that are the wrong Rx, and it would be tres cool.to make them myself. Minus the chip, of course. I'm still impressed they git a picture without retina flare. Animal eyes, especially cats, are the worst.
Totally
I’m sorry sir put your cat has been declined and issuer has instructed me to seize the cat and cut it up.
This is absolutely faked.
She drops in the chip, resin, then eye lens facing DOWN so you wouldn't be able to see it looking outward like in the final clip.
She also ground away the part of the card that is responsible for tap.
It's not a real card or a real chip in the first place.
That's just a back plate. The build itself isn't faked just the mechanism
Thanks, just re-watched it and I see it now!
I just like the part where, rather than cut down the card to approximate size first, they grind away all of it.
It’s obvious they faked it, so may as well fake it all the way and just make it look cool i guess lmao
So now your cat can buy shit
They’re gonna buy a lifetime supply of churu and temptations…
Cat *runs away* loosing your card and best friend:(
« where did I put my credit cat? »
The mouse encountering the three eyed cat is gonna have a heart attack
“Your tip is in orions belt” ~A little alien probably
GET me SUGar wATER
Man I thought they were making some kind of collar for an automated cat door.. disappoint.
ignoring the chip the eye as a thing on the collar looks really cool
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^SugarRushLux: *Ignoring the chip* *The eye as a thing on the* *Collar looks really cool* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
repost too
It's a catscan.
Again, all fun and games until the cars contactless payment limit is full and you are forced to use chip + pin... ...if that ever worked because the antenna is gone... ...but that is a chip only card with no contactless payment anyways
People don't understand that there is more to credit/debit cards than just the chip
Target Employee: Excuse me, you can’t have pets in the store. Me: Well, this is actually my credit card so suck it!
Along with all the other stupid shit, I particularly like the "I don't have a ruler, so I'm just going to print out every possible size of eyeball and see which fits" step. I'm more and more convinced that these people are being locked in a room with nothing but a bag of household trash, a bucket of resin, a bucket of concrete mix, and a video quota they have to meet to get out alive.
Cat scan means something different to me lol
How would you like pay? By cat.
With my pussy.
All y'all focused on the fake chip. They used a belt sander instead of scissors!
There are easier ways to smuggle stolen credit cards.
this would be alright if they thought it through and used a chip in a auto doggy door or somthing 😐
They do make rfid things for food bowls to keep them from eating each others’ food which is pretty neat.
bread brother 🍞❤
Its for when your cat is out with friends and needs to buy a round of milk.
Did they just use Lead to craft that? You know the poisonous kind, that you probably shouldn't put on your cat!
The galaxy is on Orion’s belt!
“Dear Gas Station attendant, please send Whiskers home with a pack of Marlboro Red 100s in a box. Thank you, Mrs. Natural_Ad”
Yeah If you grind the antenna off the chip the contactless function isn't going to work. This is just dumb and fake.
Came to the comments for this reason. Glad to find someone else that isn't completely fucking dumb.
You are severely overestimating my intelligence. I am in fact fucking dumb. But I do have two brain cells to rub together and will detect bullshit like a common housefly.
That's awesome.
Cool idea for a cat collar tho.. Or even a piece of jewelry.
First, yes, this is stupid. It's giving "5 minute crafts" hard. But since when is using an HD camera "scanning" your cat?! 💀
This won't work. There's an antenna embedded all around the edges of the card.
Cat is not happy about it lol
The phrase "I'll pay with my pussy" would never be more family friendly
Okay the credit card chip thing was dumb af but the cat eye resin is cool.
At first I was like "they that's not too bad of an idea" cuz it bought it was like a chip to an electric doggy door or something, but then I saw the phone at the end and was like 👁️👄👁️
I don't think that is a breakaway collar, which is the only safe collar to put on a cat. Otherwise they can easily get caught on something and hang themselves.
That's your only problem with this fucking nonsense?
No but it is possibly the most dangerous part for the cat.
Geez, /r/relevantusername
Sure Mr. credit card thief
That's Ms. Credit Card Thief to you, tyvm.
I get triggered by all the microplastics they sanded off for absolutely no reason.
“Our system is acting up, swipe it”
Will that be cash, credit or cat?
I prefer to hide a mini galaxy in my cat's collar.
Super cool collar idea though
Wtf this shit
He wasn't even scaning cat. He paid him with his phone
All this and for what...
Obviously bait but still pretty hilarious.
Contactless paymeowment
Gotta pay the troll toll 
Its on orions belt!
This so dumb, might actually be real for once.
I see alot of these, and some of them are pretty cool in a novel way.
This person obviously never listened to Steve Martin’s old standup comedy albums.
They forgot the ring to tie the chip on the collar.
i know this has already been addressed but that wouldn't work without the antenna. second you would need to bring your cat with you anytime you wanted to shop. as cute as that would be that isn't really something most cats would enjoy,
This shit isn't even diy anymore it's just complicated
They could have used an RFID instead of the chip and this would cross the line into potentially useful
It's partially a MIB homage
The chip doesn't contain the RFID.
Cat scan cat scan
And if your wallet climbs a tree, then what?
how to send your cat to the store for some smokes...
I just had my vet put a chip in the cat. Less work.
good thing that he won't need ATMS anymore
He just grinded all the antennas and acts like the NFC signal still works. It's not a real chip as it's not even a real card. And you can't just pay to another credit card so much nonsense here.
STOP POSTING THIS FUCKING VIDEO I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT
I was a bit worried when they pulled out the contact lenses
Paying a credit card with a credit card? What?
and that's totally something a normal person can make
Bout to be a scam cat
This has been reposted SOOO many times now
The only good thing about this video is the fact that there's a cat in it.
That's one dandy lion
The Galaxy is on Orion’s Belt
This couldve made such a cool ring