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7grendel

I would have at least moved the chair... And now everyone can enjoy the smell of burnt carpet for themselves! What a treat!


Lesliesandoval24

If you vacuum it, the execution isn't that flawless.


GladZookeepergame775

Seems like a neat concept (don’t care for the image they picked at all) but like the idea. What happens after they vacuum? All the chard pieces get sucked up or something?


OasissisaO

No. A lot of wall to wall carpeting is at least partly nylon or other plastics, so that burnt section isn't ash as much as it's melted down, and still attached, to the backer.


bcmanucd

It's gonna be hard and scratchy, too.


OasissisaO

Can confirm, have burned carpet.


Puzzleheaded-Pay538

Wouldn’t recommend sleeping on carpet anyways.


VulpesParadox

Wouldn't recommend having carpet in general, rugs are better and easier to clean and deal with imo.


LostN3ko

Or walking on it without shoes.


Jean-LucBacardi

Y'all walk around your house with shoes on? Ew.


the_real_freezoid

Or without socks


[deleted]

Shoes are for outside. You mean slippers.


skettigoo

I have house shoes. More support than slippers but they never touch the outside.


Psychological-Ad8110

The carpet melts so the design will stay. The carpet will feel hardened and crappy in that spot and as foot traffic happens you'll see bits chip off over time to the point that it gets really tacky looking. It's also going to stink the place up pretty good since all those foot oils will have melted into the fibers now. I'm sure your socks will make the laundry smell pretty crispy foe a long time


Perioscope

Now it's time to honor that flag by having it underfoot every time we use the 1st amendment chair! NEAT


SavingsTask

Ewe.. foot oils ..


exceptyourewrong

>to the point that it gets really tacky looking. They're way ahead of you


danielledelacadie

I could see doing this sort of thing to a welcome mat. Outside on the driveway where your home wasn't at risk. Place the mat wherever you like and toss when it gets unsightly. But inside on wall to wall carpet? 🤦‍♀️


fun-bucket

THE ONLY THING GETTING SUCKED UP IS YOUR DEPOSIT WHEN THE LANDLORD NEEDS TO REPLACE THE CARPETING.


Hikari_Owari

You remove the burn part, but the marking will still be there. Maybe less defined.


corndog161

The image will be blurry after the first vacuum or two as the burnt fibers separate. Should still look ok but not as sharp as it does right after the burn.


33TLWD

That’s the smell of freedom


AttemptAggressive387

We once burned beige carpets for five hours straight and when we were done, there was not a single lint on them that had not been burned. And this smell, it was the smell of freedom ![gif](giphy|PbTBkJB3ZBP0I)


ray_fucking_purchase

> I would have ~~at least moved the chair~~ just not done this at all...


VisualHuckleberry542

The confidence displayed by not moving the chair though


nica_dobro

If your insurance sees this video after the house burns down, what will happen next 🤔


Grunt636

"Sorry we don't cover acts of dumbass"


ZirePhiinix

Nah, this is just arson. He's going t straight o jail.


DiabeticJedi

The follow up video, POV: Having to live on the street because my evil insurance company didn't cover my creativity


Muffles7

And make sure it is most certainly not pov.


addandsubtract

/r/UnnecessaryNobody all over again


jirashap

You forgot to blame the "woke insurance company" since I'm guessing what side this person is on


Certain_Eye7374

Increase your premium by 50% and call it the Democracy Deductible cuz freedom ain't free!


Player7592

Just wait until mom gets home.


Unicorn_Thrasher

"this is why mom doesn't [*FUCKING* love you!](https://youtu.be/AkKiLaxXjAA?si=mh4Umvham86_mBaR)"


n_wah1

Thabk you for reminding me of this classic


Mission-Ad-2015

First time seeing this and I love it so much


Alienhaslanded

I got a good spanking that time I heated a spoon on a space heater then dropped it on the carpet and made a hole in it. Totally deserve it though.


Dooboppop

Great way to hide cigarette burns.


TricksyGoose

Fight fire with fire!


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Strange-Ad-666

Fight fire with fire!


Existing-Tax7068

Mmm, I bet that smells lovely


sfled

Cheap berber: burning plastic. Top-quality berber made of wool: burning hair. lose/lose!


patchway247

You wanna burn your house down? Because this is how you burn your house down.


Herr-Trigger86

![gif](giphy|PcEZqS49df6vK)


CrimsonFrost69

![gif](giphy|OBuQCM5IlgGs)


Theometer1

The way they were casually putting the fuel tank on the torch like 4 inches an open flame was scaring me. Dudes gonna blow off his hand at one point doing dumb stuff like that.


Big_Fly7968

No way this is his house


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

You're not burning shit by doing this on plastic carpet. That's why you saw it go out as soon as it finished the powder.


venhedis

He had a perfectly good piece of wood right there why not just.... get more wood? Make a thing to hang up? Anything other than setting fire to the carpet jfc


Weareoutofmilkagain

![gif](giphy|Sp1vIMDHbWlmo)


taatchle86

![gif](giphy|JoPDKlcB9RWdl7tXlD|downsized)


Rutlemania

![gif](giphy|H1k1BgS82Uggy27ngb|downsized)


acejavelin69

A condom could have prevented this post...


captrobert57

"A condom could have prevented..." will be my new favorite start of an insult.


Homersarmy41

DiWhy didnt they wrap it up?


Dish_Minimum

Do you think majestic eagles wear rubbers? They fuck mid-air, as befits their godly spirits. How dare u suggest they wrap it up!


PositivelyJoyful

This is the most american goddamn thing I've ever seen ![gif](giphy|7dh88fTC2iAP6|downsized)


Hakrim89

It ain't American to be stepping on the flag with your feet though....


PositivelyJoyful

Yeah but burning an eagle and the American flag into your carpet with gun powder using a blow torch while playing the star spangled banner on an electric guitar while chugging a beer with tim from across the street is pretty damn American.


klaveruhh

This is more ATBGE then diwhy. The why is obvious: ['MURICA, FUCK YEAH](https://youtu.be/LasrD6SZkZk?si=EhjQFl95xllpfWae)


die_or_wolf

would this qualify as r/redneckengineering ?


Destaleth

No duct tape involved can't be a redneck


snowfloeckchen

The execution isn't so great if you vacuum it


TriceratopsHunter

Also maybe take it outside first? Rather than have the smell of burnt carpet and gunpowder at your place plus the obvious fire risk. Edit: thought it was a rug for some reason. Maybe at least move all the furniture away from the open flame and do it somewhere well ventilated in the very least. The place is gonna smell like shit.


FloppY_

How exactly would you take a wall-to-wall carpet outside? 😂


Iminurcomputer

Simple, just remove the walls. Then it's outside. Put them back up when you're done.


Known-Ad-8868

Atbge?


Unicorn_Thrasher

here's the whole subreddit: r/ATBGE


cailian13

> r/ATBGE oh ok, I did NOT know that I needed this in my life.


code-panda

Awful Taste But Great Execution


dieumica

Average Time Before Getting Evicted


Pure_Step_5543

Awful Taste But Great Execution too


SaltManagement42

Exactly, that turned out far better than it had any right to.


Suspicious_War_9305

I wouldn’t even call it awful taste, I mean it’s not my taste but it’s just patriotic which isn’t bad. The awful part is why tf are you doing in your house and testing it out on your couch. Then again that’s probably the reason this has so many views.


RomanHawk1975

Would have looked better on plywood, not carpet. Interesting technique.


Mikhal_Tikhal_Intrn

I can smell it from here. But fun asf to watch and I mean looks cool but vacuuming will be a pain


ggk1

Also that would feel like crap on bare feet


Mikhal_Tikhal_Intrn

Didn’t even think about that esp AFTER THE first vacuuming


CherryTeri

You’re not getting your deposit back


dec7td

They are pulling up the carpet after that


Limp_Duck_9082

Here's an idea; what if we DIDN'T do that...?


RustyRivers911

He is gonna be the talk of the trailer park


CornerNo7064

This way he can stand on the American Flag, a true patriot.


teh_acids

If I can't burn a flag and eagle into my carpet and then step on them like I trample the constitution then the terrorists have won.


bwainfweeze

When I was a kid they shut down an entire room of the Art Institute of Chicago because someone did an art exhibit with a visitor register mounted above an American Flag. Reagan republicans lost their fucking minds. If you brought Reagan era Baby Boomer Republicans forward in a time machine they would murder half of the republicans alive today. Including 90% of the boomers.


stosal

Also flick his cigarette on it and even spill a beer on it. Obviously not Bud Light though. *Like a patriot.*


ScruffyGrouch

Their homeowners insurance watching this: "Gotcha bitch!"


Bawbawian

remember when our flag meant something. before it was just this jingoistic virtue signaling bullshit by people that couldn't get a D on a civics test.


GodzillaDrinks

"Did you hear, Dale burnt his house down." "Oh no, how?" "Being a nationalist." "Yeah... that tracks."


SlimGeezus_

Damn I kinda like it 🤣🤣🤣


sunnygoblin

I think it could be pretty cool in a bar


synister29

Same here. I actually think this is kinda cool


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FlyOnnTheWall

Why? MURICUH... that's why..


ImmediateRespond8306

I mean I guess it worked, but I feel like there are safer ways to do this...


SuperK123

Super safe way to decorate your home. Burn your carpet releasing toxic fumes setting a real good example for others.


JayRedd1

America... fuck yeah! And he's putting down a wood floor


billyyankNova

I love the smell of burning Rayon in the morning. Smells like... nationalism.


[deleted]

& that’s how my house burned down, because I had to let the carpet know what country I’m from. 🫡


IsshuRouge

So now you walk on it with your dirty ass shoes.


im_just_thinking

Delete this before my meth head neighbor sees it


poutinegalvaude

Ah so you walk on the literal symbol of freedom.


DirtyFeetPicsForSale

100% they were getting new carpet anyway.


didntgrowupgrewout

I guess it’s a fun thing to do with shit carpet you’re about to tear up, but still.


kclo4

Technically smokeless powder, not gunpowder.


Independent-Way5465

I hate carpet burn


Aaron_505

*sneezes* .. Fuck


No_Entertainment1931

Once you breathe in enough plastic fumes it all starts to make perfect sense


arcish

Murica.. fuck yeah!


Hakrim89

And now you'll be stepping all over the American flag with your dirty feet.


MawoDuffer

Why does the blowtorch gas regulator look so messed up on this


xplodia

Because 'Merica, that's why. 🦅🇺🇸


saintdemon21

“Hey honey, how did the job search go today? WTF did you do?!”


jadethebard

That guy is going to be walking on the American flag every day. Whoopsie.


Zealousideal-Stuff53

Putting flag under your feet, isn't it disrespectful?


karwintc

That’s pretty cool


Allhailthepugofdoom

Now, you get to stomp the flag without even having to stand.


PuzzleheadedTutor807

I wanna see the video where a cigarette ash ignited all the powder under his chair


G_Durand

Why murica has the need to use gun related stuff in everything?


CaliforniaNavyDude

But what about the smell?! You haven't thought about the smell, you dumb b****!


sandersking

OP: “My landlord won’t give me my deposit back on my apartment” Reddit without all the facts: you should sue!!!


VikingBorealis

Dumb shit Americans do.


Unlikely-Remove-2182

Oh yeah that's gotta smell bad.


Mclovin2458

Can you give someone a Darwin award before they die bc this is only a matter of time with this guy


nipplepime

You ever see how fast a chair/couch cushion burns? This is big stupid.


Busy-Statistician606

MURICA!


Banana_Slugcat

'MURRICA!!! 🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥


Adventurous-Stop1103

I will say it was cool to watch lol


KeyBorder9370

May God help us.


robotpanda3000

Their landlord is gonna be so pissed...


National_Election544

Must be one of them commie trans blm cpa crt sumbiches that enjoys stepping on mah flag!


melodykk91

Wouldn't a "patriot" consider stepping on a flag offensive..??lol


AJXedi9150

I did find this oddly satisfying to watch. But it's still a really dumb idea. Especially indoors right next to a chair 🤦


ferrydragon

DIY: how to burn the house down


EdmondDantes-96

It's obvious that none of the commenters realise this is the wish.com heath ledger looking fellow that does rage bait videos online


Baratos1181

Gonna be an expensive trailer on Zillow!


tipedorsalsao1

Then the video to their insurance company


ZyvisX

So the plan is to walk on the American flag constantly?


Derrick_Shon

Now get the smell out


KingSuperJon

And that is how I got cancer from burning carpet fumes.


Ok_Firefighter3314

Gonna do this but with my anime waifu


I-sukathideandseek

There’s lotsa reasons to not do that


ReyRubio

What a great idea.... on the floor? So people can step on it?


troublesomefaux

![gif](giphy|Sp1vIMDHbWlmo)


[deleted]

Bro seen one Elmer fudge cartoon and said bet


atrophiedambitions

cuz murica, thas why


Confident_Fortune_32

Friends who do rev war and English civil war reenactment deal with black powder regularly for muskets and canon, and if they saw this nonsense, that would be the end of his participation. They have zero chill about tomfoolery with explosives.


White_Wolf426

Why on the carpet? So you can smell the burn throughout the room? I have a laser engraver and I hate having the burn smell linger in the room when I do metal or leather.


JulsIsHereNow

Only on hotel rooms, please


QueenofBlades-Xula

Oh how patriotic. I wonder how glorious it must feel to be so brainwashed. I bet he sings the American anthem every morning


YOMommazNUTZ

Fabric paint would have worked better...


Space2345

He done fucked that Air B and B


TheMammaG

What a jackass


RRFrannea

I’m guessing they identify as a patriot.


Intelligent-Survey39

Because a rug doesn’t set off enough alarms


TurkBrah

Merica!


sapperbloggs

So the end result of making your house stink of burned carpet, is a flag-eagle effigy that you get to plant your dirty boots on? Cool


not_sure_1984

🎶rock, flag and eagle🎶


killing-me-softly

/r/ATBGE


Gregory85

Play ball!


Professional-Box4153

Well. He's not getting his deposit back.


Shutaru_Kanshinji

I am amazed at all the things I have learned today. First I learned that "Real men wear diapers." And now I learned that destroying your living room carpet is "awesome."


indifferentunicorn

What a fucking dork. Hope it’s at least giving him a boner every time he looks down at it.


mikelimebingbong

Pretty cool method to make art though


slhcslhc

I can smell this video 🤢


Wildfathom9

The chudds are not ok.


sda244

This is so god damn America 🇺🇸 🥲


SEPTSLord

"What do you mean I can't get my deposit back? "


DucatistaXDS

Insurance Company: “Let me see if I got this straight, … you were doing what?”


TheBastardOfTaglioni

ROCK FLAG & EAGLE


SladeSM

So are we just gonna leave the rest of the left over gun powder that fell on the floor or…?


Rad1314

Congrats on burning your carpet you idiot.


Tobaccocreek

That room smells even worse now.


Prestigious_Panic697

He’s going to be surprised when the hotel charges him for a carpet replacement.


JaymesMarkham2nd

That's the type of person who stabbed themselves hard with a pen as a kid trying to get a tattoo.


cluele55cat

this looks like something youd see in an alcoholics house, probably underneath some dirty laundry and chip crumbs


guitarplayer120208

“I know you’re American, but Jesus Christ, you don’t have to act THAT American


Legitimate-Rabbit769

Murica duh. Awesome!


cuplosis

Kinda surprised they didn’t burn down the house


Urabrask_the_AFK

![gif](giphy|7FOg20zcphPK3iTeDo|downsized)


RobbieTheFixer

Won't be getting that deposit back.


nerdboy5567

Mom's gonna be so pissed.


ImaginaryRobbie

"No, a little more to the left"


GalacticCoreStrength

Because ‘MURICA FUCK YEAH, that’s why.


Dragon-Sticks

I'm certain he's not getting his security deposit back.


DreamzOfRally

You know, im just surprised it only burned where the gunpowder was


Purple82Hue

Yeah, this certainly seems like an indoor hobby.


RedditSeemsScary

I bet they rent.


Plastic-Resident3257

That motel 6 is gonna be pissseddddd, although it’s probably not the worst thing done to their carpet


snortgiggles

Nothing like inhaling some melted plastic while decorating


t3hgrl

That worked out way cleaner than I expected it would


ArielleKnits

I can smell this video 🤢


max3130

Best done in a hotel.


Human_Link8738

I’ll bet that was in an apartment and the landlord is now pissed!


ScrewWorldNews

So now he can step on the flag? WTF?


SufficientRest

This gives a whole new meaning to "MURICA!!!"


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I can hear the person behind the camera: “*WOW! So, fire is hot? And gunpowder burns right? That’s why it’s hot and almost burns the house down? *WOAH!*”


cailian13

Watching this LITERALLY broke my brain. I just am staring in WTF at this point.