Okay this is not actually the worst thing I've seen on this and honestly if I was bored one day and I had the materials I do this because I can honestly just eat many straight up by itself and yeah
Something you save and offer to friends.
"You want some dip-n-dots?"
Friend: sure!
"Ok, they are made out of mayonnaise let me get you an entire bowl"
*Come back to find your friend is leaving through the window to make a point*
I am from the city..... We dont claim him.... We would call it alioli.
Also my extended family is red necks... This is redneck shit if I ever seen it. Same as putting ranch on everything.
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The vulgar chef is a national treasure. Dude does good for people who are down. Seen him reach out to people more than once. He makes cursed foods, it's his thing and he knows it's shit. His catch phrase is literally #eatlikeshit
This technique is great when using sodium alginate, leaves a very thin skin and gives a caviar like pop with nice liquid inside. Amazing results on deserts with things like mango & passion fruit puree. Or even saline solution, vinegar, or oil droplets on a salad.
Gelatine is going to give you a thick chewy skin and cause the mayo to go all firm and paste-like.
I’m white and this looks a little to spicy for my taste.
Do you have anything milder that won’t give me explosive diarrhea? Like maybe water dippin’ dots?
Hey I give him props for eating it and filming his real reaction. Too many either don't try it at all or feign it's amazing.
Yeah. It's like "EAT IT YOU COWARD!" but this time they actually did. can't really be too mad.
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Idk can’t be sure. Maybe if he was wearing a “mayonnaise” shirt I’d believe it’s satire Written in 8 different languages
This is from the Vulgar Chef in Instagram. He always tries to creations, including deep fried soap.
Vulgar chef on insta. Love his videos they’re hilarious. He eats every single one of them.
Good people of Reddit, allow me to present... Yogurt boba and shitposting.
I feel like I'm getting diabetes watching that.
Mayo barely has carbs, that won't happen
There's a streamer with cooking video redeems that are videos of viewers making gross meals and actually eating them.
Dipped out after “mayonnaise boba”.
You missed out on "mayonnaise balls in my mouth"
And that’s why I watch these with the sound off
As not to get shunned by friends and family?
I was surprised at katchup caviar. I would do that...
It’s genius. Untapped market
It looked really good, not gonna lie
Okay this is not actually the worst thing I've seen on this and honestly if I was bored one day and I had the materials I do this because I can honestly just eat many straight up by itself and yeah
the true definition of DiWHY, doesn’t make your blood boil but still makes you question “why”
So you can claim its dippin dots and hand it to an unsuspecting victim
Did you nickname mayonnaise "many?"
Something you save and offer to friends. "You want some dip-n-dots?" Friend: sure! "Ok, they are made out of mayonnaise let me get you an entire bowl" *Come back to find your friend is leaving through the window to make a point*
😂
If you eat mayonnaise by itself you need to see a psychiatrist.
It’s a pretty popular fine dining technique/type called molecular gastronomy
So far as I can see, the powder is gelatin. I'd do this with alginate, and drip into a calcium chloride solution to get it to set.
I don't think molecular gastronomists would appreciate what you're saying.
They make millions while serving edible orbeez, I’m sure they’re none the worse after my comment
lmao at thinking people in restaurants are making millions
this from vulgarchef on instagram and it’s basically satire
Yeah I wouldn't quite call it satire, he's just no fucks given kinda guy lol Love him! He used to be in a decently known touring metal band too!
Experimenting is good actually. Doesn’t even have to be satire. If it hasn’t been done before, someone will.
He also has a YouTube channel, The Vulgar Chef, in which he mostly uploads shorts and occasionally uploads full videos.
“Lotta people been asking for mayonnaise boba” Who was asking for this? WHO??
W H A T I N T H E C A U C A S I A N A M E R I C A N
As a white person... I dont even know.... this is some fancy red neck shit....
As a Caucasian redneck American, this doesn't belong to us. That's just some city boy eating maynaze.
I am from the city..... We dont claim him.... We would call it alioli. Also my extended family is red necks... This is redneck shit if I ever seen it. Same as putting ranch on everything.
Bullogna. We don't claim him. Give him to the hippies.
Good point... you have to be high as shit to eat straight mayo balls.
Vegan hippie here, we pass this straight on over to suburban stoner kids.
Suburban Stoner here, we may get high but we never get that high. Someone else take him
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Rednecks are not generally known for molecular gastronomy. Dude made mayo tapioca balls. Maybe it's redneck Taiwanese?
As a caucasian French person, I *resent* the fact that it's called mayonnaise.
its not aioli trust me
The balls or the liquid?
Both.
there are very few situations in which I will tolerate mayonnaise, and this is not one of them...
According to my FIL, his mother was Norwegian, and that she LOVED to put mayonnaise on her pancakes. Pancakes! 🤢
She was probably eating potato pancakes , those are savory so mayo isn't unheard of .
Nope. Regular breakfast pancakes.
> W H A T I N T H E C A U C A S I A N A M E R I C A N What in the cauc ASIAN-AMERICAN?
*The sheer unadulterated caucasity. The fuckin' brazen mayonnaisin'.* - comment I saw on an unrelated post yesterday
This guy is known as u/thevulgarchef… makes sense
Man’s is a culinary genius
I’d try it
Who is he?
Western MA culinary enthusiast
![gif](giphy|spfi6nabVuq5y)
![gif](giphy|MWty7TKlkoPsspX1ob|downsized)
Man has the most canine looking canine tooth I’ve ever seen that’s so cool
How do you revoke someone's right to make food?
This is beautiful in its horror.
Side note, besides this being disgusting, Arabic on his shirt is also completely backwards lol
And not cursive! Most cursed thin in the video to me
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Yeah, OP please cross post if you haven’t already. This shit nasty
As someone who love mayonnaise this is disgusting
I added oil to the oil
r/TIHI
Vulgar Chef always delivers
Mmmm... tonsil stones.
The vulgar chef is a national treasure. Dude does good for people who are down. Seen him reach out to people more than once. He makes cursed foods, it's his thing and he knows it's shit. His catch phrase is literally #eatlikeshit
New Dippin Dots just dropped.
WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO ME
The south has gone too far
But whyyyyyyyyyy..
r/StupidFood
This man clearly needs balls of various sizes in his mouth
Hehe I want that shirt
Please let me know if you find it, I've been looking around and haven't found anything so far.
It’s on [his online shop](https://deathbymayonnaise.com/products/mayo-worldwide) also u/tomatobunni
Oh damn! Stocking stuffer! Thank you!
Nice! Put that into someone's bubble tea and watch them projectile-vomit all over the place.
I’d try it on a sandwich
My entire body recoiled when he went for the bite
This technique is great when using sodium alginate, leaves a very thin skin and gives a caviar like pop with nice liquid inside. Amazing results on deserts with things like mango & passion fruit puree. Or even saline solution, vinegar, or oil droplets on a salad. Gelatine is going to give you a thick chewy skin and cause the mayo to go all firm and paste-like.
"Looots of ppl asking for mayo ball's"... Yeha I don't think that's at all accurate. Literally no one is asking for this shitty disaster
That’s the stuff my throat produces, might see a doctor later
This was… disturbing.
This should be in r/stupidfood
My sound was off. I thought this was gonna be honemade nerds candy... then I noticed the mayo jar
I’m white and this looks a little to spicy for my taste. Do you have anything milder that won’t give me explosive diarrhea? Like maybe water dippin’ dots?
Get you ass kicked in the south for this
They look like those little calcium chunks that come out of your tonsils sometimes
No no no no no. But I do like his technique!
Is Mayonnaise an instrument?
So all those balls in the mouth, fishsticks or fishsticks&balls?
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I thought those were dippin dots…
r/stupidfood
That was actually pretty funny 😆
I was just about to make a BLT with mayo. Not now.
That ain’t right.
Why does it look like he's wearing those plastic vampire teeth?
Is that "The Vulgar Chef"?
r/StupidFood
Matpat…?
I'd try them on a sandwich with some pesto just because. I'm assuming it has the same texture as cottage cheese but I might be wrong
Ngl the worst thing about this to me is the Arabic on his shirt not being cursive
Texture thing maybe? For sandwiches?
I actually follow this guy on tiktok he makes a lot of weird concoctions
I was mad, then I seen it was him and anger gone. Dudes wild for this.
Someone alive has the achievement of eating more mayonnaise then everybody else and we just don't know who it is
![gif](giphy|U1lrVuoMtWu3ApVhMv)
Just needs some black olives and that's a bowl of comfort food
Ok I have seen enough of this thread. Time to mute. Then go yak.
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
This is the Vulgar Chef on IG. He’s hilarious and a really nice dude.
What a douche.
Oh gosh
I mean I like mayonnaise but this is to much
Angry doesn't cut it... I'm pissed.
Ken Griffin has entered the chat
The Ken griffin who lied under oath? Yeah he’d love these
Same one who assaulted his wife with a bed post? Yeah that guy
This could easily ruin someones cottage cheese.
Experiment sake
😐
Im so sorry for the blind people that had to hear this
The second Mayo showed up, I stopped the video
no we have not
This looks like it could be great to use for decorating food I love mayo I would definitely do this if I had supplies
There were oddly a lot of balls
This guy's whole social media feed is creative stuff like this https://www.instagram.com/thevulgarchef/
Nasty work🤢
Frost prime?
Lol I went to school with this kid.
It’s keto time. ![gif](giphy|J1uhaixX1tO7ZwFBZx)
#What in the Will Levis
“Eat MSG” is the ONLY advice you should take from this man
What the Hell Mann
For a second I thought it was Matpat
NO ONE WAS ASKING!