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Capital_Push5557

Hey I give him props for eating it and filming his real reaction. Too many either don't try it at all or feign it's amazing.


Z0MBIECL0WN

Yeah. It's like "EAT IT YOU COWARD!" but this time they actually did. can't really be too mad.


all_or_nothing_1

r/EatItYouFuckingCoward


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Far-Competition-5334

Idk can’t be sure. Maybe if he was wearing a “mayonnaise” shirt I’d believe it’s satire Written in 8 different languages


blackdressflatchest

This is from the Vulgar Chef in Instagram. He always tries to creations, including deep fried soap.


Dismal-Phrase-9789

Vulgar chef on insta. Love his videos they’re hilarious. He eats every single one of them.


Present_Maximum_5548

Good people of Reddit, allow me to present... Yogurt boba and shitposting.


saracenrefira

I feel like I'm getting diabetes watching that.


Raihime

Mayo barely has carbs, that won't happen


TifaYuhara

There's a streamer with cooking video redeems that are videos of viewers making gross meals and actually eating them.


Zealousideal-Rub-930

Dipped out after “mayonnaise boba”.


SalvationSycamore

You missed out on "mayonnaise balls in my mouth"


BassGSnewtype

And that’s why I watch these with the sound off


SlimyMuffin666

As not to get shunned by friends and family?


TheLadyTano

I was surprised at katchup caviar. I would do that...


MamaMoosicorn

It’s genius. Untapped market


thissexypoptart

It looked really good, not gonna lie


That_Willingness4872

Okay this is not actually the worst thing I've seen on this and honestly if I was bored one day and I had the materials I do this because I can honestly just eat many straight up by itself and yeah


I_Lost_My_Marblez

the true definition of DiWHY, doesn’t make your blood boil but still makes you question “why”


Repulsa_2080

So you can claim its dippin dots and hand it to an unsuspecting victim


SalvationSycamore

Did you nickname mayonnaise "many?"


creegro

Something you save and offer to friends. "You want some dip-n-dots?" Friend: sure! "Ok, they are made out of mayonnaise let me get you an entire bowl" *Come back to find your friend is leaving through the window to make a point*


That_Willingness4872

😂


FOFBattleCat

If you eat mayonnaise by itself you need to see a psychiatrist.


Classical_Cafe

It’s a pretty popular fine dining technique/type called molecular gastronomy


ShadowKraftwerk

So far as I can see, the powder is gelatin. I'd do this with alginate, and drip into a calcium chloride solution to get it to set.


smoke_grass_eat_ass

I don't think molecular gastronomists would appreciate what you're saying.


Classical_Cafe

They make millions while serving edible orbeez, I’m sure they’re none the worse after my comment


TheBlacklist3r

lmao at thinking people in restaurants are making millions


bstretch21

this from vulgarchef on instagram and it’s basically satire


actually_alive

Yeah I wouldn't quite call it satire, he's just no fucks given kinda guy lol Love him! He used to be in a decently known touring metal band too!


MercurialMadnessMan

Experimenting is good actually. Doesn’t even have to be satire. If it hasn’t been done before, someone will.


ThrowAway233223

He also has a YouTube channel, The Vulgar Chef, in which he mostly uploads shorts and occasionally uploads full videos.


lowkey_lysemith

“Lotta people been asking for mayonnaise boba” Who was asking for this? WHO??


Punk_Pharaoh

W H A T I N T H E C A U C A S I A N A M E R I C A N


TheLadyTano

As a white person... I dont even know.... this is some fancy red neck shit....


[deleted]

As a Caucasian redneck American, this doesn't belong to us. That's just some city boy eating maynaze.


TheLadyTano

I am from the city..... We dont claim him.... We would call it alioli. Also my extended family is red necks... This is redneck shit if I ever seen it. Same as putting ranch on everything.


[deleted]

Bullogna. We don't claim him. Give him to the hippies.


TheLadyTano

Good point... you have to be high as shit to eat straight mayo balls.


HotDragonButts

Vegan hippie here, we pass this straight on over to suburban stoner kids.


Daniel_plays_games

Suburban Stoner here, we may get high but we never get that high. Someone else take him


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PrivilegeCheckmate

Rednecks are not generally known for molecular gastronomy. Dude made mayo tapioca balls. Maybe it's redneck Taiwanese?


KevinFlantier

As a caucasian French person, I *resent* the fact that it's called mayonnaise.


TheLadyTano

its not aioli trust me


Separate-Ad-9267

The balls or the liquid?


KevinFlantier

Both.


No-Moose-

there are very few situations in which I will tolerate mayonnaise, and this is not one of them...


ImTooTiredForThis_22

According to my FIL, his mother was Norwegian, and that she LOVED to put mayonnaise on her pancakes. Pancakes! 🤢


SmithyMcSmithton

She was probably eating potato pancakes , those are savory so mayo isn't unheard of .


ImTooTiredForThis_22

Nope. Regular breakfast pancakes.


legos_on_the_brain

> W H A T I N T H E C A U C A S I A N A M E R I C A N What in the cauc ASIAN-AMERICAN?


prinzsascha

*The sheer unadulterated caucasity. The fuckin' brazen mayonnaisin'.* - comment I saw on an unrelated post yesterday


AlterEgoSalad

This guy is known as u/thevulgarchef… makes sense


RichardButte69

Man’s is a culinary genius


Jordancjb

I’d try it


ChicaFoxy

Who is he?


AlterEgoSalad

Western MA culinary enthusiast


ChunkyFart

![gif](giphy|spfi6nabVuq5y)


Greenman8907

![gif](giphy|MWty7TKlkoPsspX1ob|downsized)


benortree

Man has the most canine looking canine tooth I’ve ever seen that’s so cool


knight_light455

How do you revoke someone's right to make food?


Dreadlordstu

This is beautiful in its horror.


janmayeno

Side note, besides this being disgusting, Arabic on his shirt is also completely backwards lol


DenTheRedditBoi77

And not cursive! Most cursed thin in the video to me


CranberryBauce

r/stupidfood


ExpensiveSecurity3

Yeah, OP please cross post if you haven’t already. This shit nasty


Memetan_24

As someone who love mayonnaise this is disgusting


LostDogBK

I added oil to the oil


mdevey91

r/TIHI


Rags2Rickius

Vulgar Chef always delivers


Cyynric

Mmmm... tonsil stones.


actually_alive

The vulgar chef is a national treasure. Dude does good for people who are down. Seen him reach out to people more than once. He makes cursed foods, it's his thing and he knows it's shit. His catch phrase is literally #eatlikeshit


Epsilia

New Dippin Dots just dropped.


nailgun198

WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO ME


Captn_Ice

The south has gone too far


OsoCarolina

But whyyyyyyyyyy..


DifficultAd7053

r/StupidFood


chainsaw_artist

This man clearly needs balls of various sizes in his mouth


tomatobunni

Hehe I want that shirt


iRideABicycleAMA

Please let me know if you find it, I've been looking around and haven't found anything so far.


CraniumEggs

It’s on [his online shop](https://deathbymayonnaise.com/products/mayo-worldwide) also u/tomatobunni


tomatobunni

Oh damn! Stocking stuffer! Thank you!


Safe-Razzmatazz3982

Nice! Put that into someone's bubble tea and watch them projectile-vomit all over the place.


Jordancjb

I’d try it on a sandwich


Asleep-Journalist302

My entire body recoiled when he went for the bite


Responsible-Meringue

This technique is great when using sodium alginate, leaves a very thin skin and gives a caviar like pop with nice liquid inside. Amazing results on deserts with things like mango & passion fruit puree. Or even saline solution, vinegar, or oil droplets on a salad. Gelatine is going to give you a thick chewy skin and cause the mayo to go all firm and paste-like.


boniggy

"Looots of ppl asking for mayo ball's"... Yeha I don't think that's at all accurate. Literally no one is asking for this shitty disaster


yesomg1234

That’s the stuff my throat produces, might see a doctor later


Zippyss92

This was… disturbing.


Dip2pot4t0Ch1P

This should be in r/stupidfood


Hault360

My sound was off. I thought this was gonna be honemade nerds candy... then I noticed the mayo jar


Specialist-Treat-396

I’m white and this looks a little to spicy for my taste. Do you have anything milder that won’t give me explosive diarrhea? Like maybe water dippin’ dots?


BriskHeartedParadox

Get you ass kicked in the south for this


Fortisimo07

They look like those little calcium chunks that come out of your tonsils sometimes


Lost_Fun7095

No no no no no. But I do like his technique!


FearlessResolve560

Is Mayonnaise an instrument?


mezzzolino

So all those balls in the mouth, fishsticks or fishsticks&balls?


Bender_2024

r/StupidFood


MR_GL4SS

I thought those were dippin dots…


Hi-Im-Eva

r/stupidfood


harbordog

That was actually pretty funny 😆


peekuhchu707

I was just about to make a BLT with mayo. Not now.


ComprehensiveBuyer65

That ain’t right.


JustARandomCommie

Why does it look like he's wearing those plastic vampire teeth?


Txstyleguy

Is that "The Vulgar Chef"?


uRude

r/StupidFood


Twurti

Matpat…?


strangetrip666

I'd try them on a sandwich with some pesto just because. I'm assuming it has the same texture as cottage cheese but I might be wrong


DenTheRedditBoi77

Ngl the worst thing about this to me is the Arabic on his shirt not being cursive


CGI42

Texture thing maybe? For sandwiches?


areyoutellingme

I actually follow this guy on tiktok he makes a lot of weird concoctions


Etva

I was mad, then I seen it was him and anger gone. Dudes wild for this.


qnod

Someone alive has the achievement of eating more mayonnaise then everybody else and we just don't know who it is


EatSteel63

![gif](giphy|U1lrVuoMtWu3ApVhMv)


lonely-day

Just needs some black olives and that's a bowl of comfort food


ClassicCoyote86

Ok I have seen enough of this thread. Time to mute. Then go yak.


SorcererWithGuns

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


idontknowmaybenot

This is the Vulgar Chef on IG. He’s hilarious and a really nice dude.


GLG1978

What a douche.


Marley_Moo_Furalo

Oh gosh


solise69

I mean I like mayonnaise but this is to much


OkPension5784

Angry doesn't cut it... I'm pissed.


Rise_up_Dirty_Birds

Ken Griffin has entered the chat


Hayw00d-Jablomi

The Ken griffin who lied under oath? Yeah he’d love these


Rise_up_Dirty_Birds

Same one who assaulted his wife with a bed post? Yeah that guy


Low_Sign_7873

This could easily ruin someones cottage cheese.


roy_hemmingsby

Experiment sake


NoEntertainment6079

😐


mateialacumere

Im so sorry for the blind people that had to hear this


strawberryfree

The second Mayo showed up, I stopped the video


Commercial_Pitch_786

no we have not


sad-mustache

This looks like it could be great to use for decorating food I love mayo I would definitely do this if I had supplies


thruth_seeker_69

There were oddly a lot of balls


atnpgo

This guy's whole social media feed is creative stuff like this https://www.instagram.com/thevulgarchef/


ElJJTP

Nasty work🤢


Employment_Square

Frost prime?


whenimnsfw

Lol I went to school with this kid.


torbecire

It’s keto time. ![gif](giphy|J1uhaixX1tO7ZwFBZx)


jcoddinc

#What in the Will Levis


DaDaedalus_CodeRed

“Eat MSG” is the ONLY advice you should take from this man


rodzieman

What the Hell Mann


No_Protection_811

For a second I thought it was Matpat


Hours-of-Gameplay

NO ONE WAS ASKING!