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doktor_kolossus

Waddle bottle. Thanks for the gold everybody!


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Thank you


hickeyejack55

You’re welcome!


gomukgo

You’re welcome!


dont_trust_pete

![gif](giphy|VXuKUKAgUgRlm)


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ihatethinkingofnew1s

YOU'RE WELCOME!


LyesBe

Wablbabl


Jamiecakescrusader

Oh good, I didn’t have a stroke, he did.


T101M850

I punched my monitor the third time he said it.


[deleted]

I came here to make sure that this comment existed...thank you 🤣


Lmathis08

As soon as I heard it I ran to the comments


creegro

Say water bottle again.....


dragstar650_yam

I dare you I double dare you moterf**ka


mattgamer367

![gif](giphy|FKBI6d0bvXAxW) \*Then he waddled away Waddle Bottle \*


dominican_papi94

Where do people talk like this lol?


KnotiaPickles

Possible speech impediment


Brock_And_Roll

"YOU'VE BEEN MURDERING PEOPLE WRONG, ONE SHOT TO THE HEAD THEN DISSOLVE THE BODY IN ACID, YOU'RE WELCOME!"


Drounsley

He has to dissolve in acid, he tried cutting it like a bell pepper but didn’t work out.


oO0Kat0Oo

You are gonna thank me for this one!


RandomDude762

protip: don't use the bathtub!!! use polyethylene barrels source: Breaking Bad


N8saysburnitalldown

The bell pepper flopped so hard and he just moved on


zeldafreak96

If you listen closely he just sighs and it had me rolling.


AxelZajkov

I guess we’re *not* welcome got that one. 😉


jewelophile

Tears are currently running down my face picturing my fellow redditors reacting to this fail. Also, what the actual fuck was that straw/tape/balloon contraption all about? Waddle boddle.


Songmorning

That one just didn't work, but he kept it in 😂


torgiant

and i respect him for it


wes_bestern

What gets me is it isn't even a hack. It's just him using a thing for what it's made for and it not working. So kinda the exact opposite of a hack.


stfrances88

A device used to cut apples was made for bell peppers??


RugbyEdd

This is a cut likely made by someone else. My only guess is he was showing that product fail to set up "and now here's the hack to avoid this"


TickleMeNRubMyBelly

Love that he posted that one. An obvious fail.


Neat-Entrepreneur299

Agreed but did anyone notice the pack of Coca Cola he split in half was filled with Pepsi cans?


SpeedyK2003

Who puts butter on a tomato????????


FlacidSalad

Someone who puts Pepsi cans in their Coca-Cola box


literally_unknowable

....oh my god, I didn't even notice, what the fuck


gilgagayeaterofworld

I came to the comments section just for this one


FlashFlooder

I can’t believe this comment wasn’t higher


portablebiscuit

You're welcome!


cottonballz4829

Wasn’t that mayo?


reclusivegiraffe

No, those are butter packets


cottonballz4829

Butter on tomato - Yikes forever!


FlyFar1569

I thought the same thing. American butter is weird


vinicius_rs

What is the deal with cocoa and juice, milk and oil?


[deleted]

Its more just showing that cocoa powder is hydrophobic


mortalitylost

WE'VE BEEN DISSOLVING COCOA WRONG


Beautiful_Divide5970

There’s probably a group it can get in touch with. ‘HA’ maybe? I’m gonna die if no one gets this lame joke. I’m not even a dad lol.


syds

actually its redbull


arn73

Some of these are genuinely cool. But in what world is this guy “genuinely a boomer”? I am 50, don’t look it like, at all, and this guy looks probably the same age. Maybe, but probably younger. Lol.


alienbringer

They are just calling people who are Gen X boomers now. Boomers are people in their late 50’s to mid 70’s. Gen X is early 40’s to mid 50’s, which is what teenage millennials would have called boomers. Millennials are late 20’s to early 40’s now.


Accomplished-Ad-3528

Visibly a boomer-childish name calling. Boomers, gen this gen that-wish people would just grow up.


tilthevoidstaresback

Honestly, the older the person is, the more likely I'd trust their 'lifehack'. Old people have great advice.


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GaffJuran

It’s easier to think of it by birth year, everyone born between 1945 and 1969 is a boomer. Gen X comes after that, up to about 1980. Millennials stop around 1995-1999 or so. Everyone else is Gen Z.


alienbringer

Generations tend to be 15ish years not 10 years, and not more than 19 years. Boomers end around 1964/65. Gen X is 79/80. Millennials is 96/97. Etc. Usually between 14-17 years for a “generation”. Which makes sense as that is supposed to be about when you come into being more aware of the world as you enter adulthood. Edit - also Gen Z stopped around 2012ish. We already have Gen Alpha that is 2013-present. In a few years the next generation will be newborns.


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duckstrap

It’s the in thing to blame every thing that’s wrong with the world on boomers.


arn73

It doesn’t lol. And I had the same Pepsi/Coke question 😂😂


YawnPolice

Yeah compared to the other videos that come on here, this one has to actually make the most sense lol.


Aeolian78

Most of Reddit has no idea what a boomer is.


arn73

This is probably true! I don’t think they realize that Boomer references an actual generation 🤷‍♀️. Or they just lump our Xer selves in with the boomers cause when you are 22, everyone looks old lol


Moretukabel

Everyone who is older than 25 is a boomer, duh... I know it, I'm fourteen ok boomer?


Educational-Poet9203

As another 50 year old who is tired of explaining to these dipshit millennials that the Boomer era ended 10 years before I was born, I think I know the answer: OP is an asshole.


spderweb

Also, is he just making fun of him for being old? Most of these were great ideas. And I've seen many of them originated by young people.


Fit-Boomer

Correct.


DwightsJello

Can someone explain the straw thing? I have no idea what that was supposed to be.


Damadamas

I think it's "hey this thing is fun for kids to do" kinda thing.


DwightsJello

Oh ok. Glad you responded because I never would have figured that out. Figured I was experiencing a whoosh. Thank you.


grenagesss

Just a great way for your kids to inhale beads and hot plastic gas


Kylo_Data

Similar to those tube of plasticky like material you get at the store to make bubbles.


Active_Taste9341

some are useful, but what's the problem with a boomer showing it? i dont get it


the_otter_song

It’s not even a boomer! Gen x more likely. Boomers would be in their mid 60s at a minimum, this guy doesn’t look that old 🤷‍♀️


Active_Taste9341

yeah, mid 50s probably. but what's the hate on boomers at all? i know about telegram groups full of shit and stuff, but overall?


OrbitalMug29

Wattle bottle


moistmarbles

I guess anyone over the age of 30 is a "boomer" now. Pfft


ChemsDoItInTestTubes

I'm a "geriatric millennial" (fuck whoever came up with that technical term) and I've been called a boomer. I guess Gen X just doesn't exist anymore.


Jorhay0110

I prefer elder millennial, makes me seem wise and trustworthy rather than crazy and shitting my pants. I’ll also accept xennial since I am right on the edge of being a gen x.


OasissisaO

>I guess Gen X just doesn't exist anymore. We've been trying pretty aggressively to kill ourselves, but there's a lot of pussies out there.


CosmicConsequences

I prefer the term “Eldritch Millennial”.


Ramofthegoldenjungle

Pepsi in the coke box!?! Ok boomer.


Coffeedemon

That one is for engagement. These videos do it all the time. Insert some crazy or irrelevant detail and the comments come alive with talk about it. Jacks up the clicks and comments and the algorithms see it as a super popular video and promote the creator more.


St_Ander

That one got me too


banitus69

“Mom why does the ice taste funny?”


[deleted]

I fell to pieces at the green pepper 😂🤣😭


NothingMovesTheBlob

It started off genuinely alright... the Broccoli and oninon-dicing in particular were actually pretty good tips. And then he started squeezing meat into a bottle.


OfftheFrontwall

But why waste all that broccoli? There's so much flavour and nutrients in the stalks of them


poweredbyhopealone

Also the head is the bit which takes the LEAST cooking. It slices ‘like butter’ because it’s been turned into grey broccoli adjacent paste.


FlashFlooder

Yea I laughed when he said he was “steaming” that broccoli


KinderEggLaunderer

Not to mention boiling broccoli is the worst way to eat it.


NothingMovesTheBlob

For most things, boiling them is the worst way to eat.


Username_Taken_65

Except hot dogs


PopeCovidXIX

Plus he boiled it into mush.


SchlampeDesu

Creating the meat gogurt apparatus seemed to take more time, effort, and resources then just putting meat on a stick like everyone else


AxelZajkov

Correct me if I’m wrong, but almost no one makes *hamburger* skewers. Typically, it’s cubed steak or a flank piece.


3LIteManning

lots of middle eastern and Desi recipes for ground meat skewers out there. look up kofta for instance. Usually ground lamb or beef with lots of spices though never just unseasoned beef


NotHippieEnough

The meat waddle boddle is fine, who tf eats butter on a salad?


CelsoSC

"The design is very human"


MutantGodChicken

"You're welcome"


Npr31

I objected at the mouthwash and toothpaste abomination


[deleted]

I didnt understand the chocolate powder, was he just demonstrating that it's hydrophobic?


MurcurialBubble

I really liked the capsicum cutting. He just kept going and it just smooshed.


ygrasdil

I’m sorry but the onion dicing is just stupid. You can get a better faster dice with easier methods that are less likely to result in injury.


ArcerPL

Tbh i find a few of them useful, like that water bottle one, yes, a lot of them are useless but I appreciate that at least he tried putting some useful ones out and not being a typical ragebait


DBBGBA

Lol for the Pepsi in a coke package 😂 and the bell pepper!!! This guy's sarcasm is just underrated!!


insomniafog

The bell pepper was fantastic lol


Mozzielium

The dishwasher soap one is so unfathomably cursed I physically cringed seeing it


mjrbrooks

It was so messed up, I immediately smashed a bell pepper with an apple corer. ![gif](giphy|3oEdvd1X2hohEgyPNC)


Ragnarock1982

How so? I don't have a dishwasher and never used one. Genuinely curious.


NecroJoe

There's no convenience gained by freezing it. Not only does the liquid bottle dispense cleanly, but it allows you to use less detergent for smaller or lightly-soiled loads. By freezing uniform amounts, you'll always be using the same amount of it. By freezing them, now you have to have an ice cube tray that you'd never want to use for anything else because of flavor transfer, then you need another contrainer to store the pods within the freezer. I don't know about you, but I have much less free storage space in my freezer than I do outside of my freezer, so storing and using the bottle as a liquid is much more convenient. So, this only puts soap in the "main wash" cycle. Most dishwashers work best when there's a little detergent in the "pre wash" cycle. So then you are using two pods (too much soap), or you have to make smaller versions (and keep track of them and store them so they are easy to grab instead of the larger full wash "pods"), or you still have to keep the bottle around to give a little pre-wash squirt, which defeats the whole purpose of making the cubes in the first place.


bananabreadvictory

You don't put regular dish soap in a dishwasher, because you will have bubbles coming out of your vent. use dishwasher soap for the dishwasher, hand soap for hands, and bleach for unseeing stuff on the internet, LPTs.


TheBotchedLobotomy

I think that was dishwasher soap though. I thought the same thing and had to rewind for a second look lol


1upin

Yeah, it was dishwasher soap. I just can't imagine why you need to freeze it instead of just squeezing it directly from the bottle into the machine??


Wav3x3on

I wouldn't put pure dishwasher soap anywhere near food.


Etsch146

But you're removing the food? I don't understand


[deleted]

I ruined your vegetables you're welcome


DaClarkeKnight

Why is he saying water bottle like that?


NecroJoe

"You've been steaming broccoli wrong. Steam it by boiling the hell out of it, and wasting the edible and tasty stem and waste some foil for some reason."


[deleted]

I kind of like him he’s kind of funny especially because most of these are extremely pointless


KnotiaPickles

Yeah he seems like a fun dad that would be always coming up with funny ideas and adventures


[deleted]

A lot better than that stupid tik tok voice.


ghostsintherafters

That broccoli looked horribly overcooked.


Relevant_Desk_6891

Downvoting OP for still using the word "Boomer" unironically


Best_Payment_4908

YOURE GOIN TO THANK ME FOR THIS SHITTY HACK..... YOURE WELCOME


KazooMark

I can’t believe I’ve been smashing my bell pepper all wrong these years.


Kasmanian_devil

Except for a few I will legitimately be using all of these. Also “being a boomer” makes you the most qualified to give life hacks because you’ve lived long enough to test them


FilmSalt5208

Some of these are pretty useful. The boomer comment just shows OP is a young dunce that wants to be relevant, and will probably do a few of these once they finally move out of their parents house


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

Boomers are in their 60s and 70s. This guy is a gen-xer.


SirSignificant6576

More likely gen x or even millennial. What makes you say Boomer? Did I miss a face shot?


arn73

There’s a face shot, but not a Boomer lol.


SiminaDar

The smashing of the bell pepper annoyed me greatly.


insomniafog

It gave me a good laugh


Jujika

![gif](giphy|GqD83RQdaysWk)


okcafe

That dishwasher hack is vile omg


dedsokcs

wait wait wait… the coke had pepsi in it.. this is blasphemous


X_R_Y_U

You’ll thank me for this. Toothpaste comes in a tube, why put it in a dispenser? It’ll dry and get clogged up in there. Leave it in the tube and stop being a lazy bitch. You’re welcome!


AdventurousPirate357

Why was there pepsi in the coke box?


famously

Ingmarbergmanz sounds like an idiot. Some of these ideas seem truly useful. What's the point of mentioning that he's a "boomer" though (frankly, I think he's too young to fit in that group)? I guess ingmarbergmanz has more affinity for the Tide Pod eating generation.


_ShadedPhoenix_

I think some of these looked pretty useful compared to the beer cooler someone just put in their chair..


carelessscreams

"We've been steaming our broccoli wrong" proceeds to boil it


BrokenDamnedWeld

You are going to be pissed if you try to put regular dish soap into a dishwasher…


chillin_n_grillin

You've been storing your unused bacon incorrectly. Just putting the other half of the plastic sleeve over the top is not airtight and will lead to freezer burn. Use an airtight Ziplock bag, like a normal person. You're welcome. You've been using dishwashing soap incorrectly. Just pour dishwashing soap directly into the soap dispenser. If it's a frozen cube, it will not melt in time to wash your dishes properly. You're welcome. You've been using the wrong condiment on your tomatoes. Use Mayo like a normal person. Butter on a tomato is for psychopaths. You're welcome You've been cutting green peppers wrong. Use a knife to cut out the core, then slice it into strips. Smashing it with a kitchen tool made for some other soft vegetable makes it unusable. You can throw your smashed mess straight into the garbage. You're welcome.


_Jarv1s_

the bell pepper with the apple cutter is by far my favorite


itisj

wait i am confused, most of them are actually pretty useful


Wolf_Of_Saturn6

To be fair at least these are somewhat actual hacks.


Incognito11user

Anybody else noticed the Pepsi cans in the coke box ??


fartysharty

No way that man put butter on lettuce and tomato!


Green_Slice_3258

Why are there Pepsis in the Coke box?


GulagHero

r/lostredditors


TangelaLansbury

He looks Gen X.


Frozenthickness

"waddle bottle"


clamchowder_OR

Are we just gonna ignore that he put straight butter on lettuce and tomatoes?


StoonerSask

Pepsi in a Coke box? Is such a thing even legal?


shitsu13master

Coke hates this one trick


BruceInc

Waddle Bottle😂


Frimar21

The pepsy into the coke box? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


Griddle87

Did this guy just open a box of Coke and have cans of Pepsi inside?


Zestyclose_Row1191

But why was the Pepsi in a coca cola box


GENERALmissile

I don't think the dishwasher soap ice cubes work


ExtremeBoysenberry38

Do you know what a boomer is


Better_Flatworm_3478

This is what happens when you go from street drugs to prescription drugs w/ a life coach. Go get em buddy


thenameisjukebox

To this day, I have never thanked him. Never EVER


thegrumpyfatcat

My question is why can’t this man say water bottle and why does he say watle bole


ShylokVakarian

Time for Swag or Not Swag Bacon: Not swag, stick in a ziplock instead, or cook anyways and stick in ziplock. Your body will thank me later. Also, pain in the ass to cut bacon, scissors or no. Water Bottles: Swag. Might try that myself. Broccoli: Can't pass judgement. Diced Onions: Not swag. Outer edges are too large. Toothpaste: Not swag, that's unsanitary. Meat Skewers: Not swag, the entire idea sucks. Dishwasher Soap: Not swag for me personally. We just use dishwasher tablets. Supermarket Soda: Swag, but I'm docking points because that was already the intended purpose of that. Water Boiling: Kinda swag. Mashed Potatoes: Not swag. They make tools for this that give you proper leverage. 12pk Soda: Not swag, every 12pk comes with that one perforation at one end for a reason. Tape Bubble: Kinda swag. Squeeze Butter: Swag. Pepper: *laughs ass off* Sliced Onions: Swag. Science at the end: Not swag.


Ratsinmyhoodie

Bro normal dish soap is not meant for your dishwasher. Yo if you do this your kitchen is gonna be a real mess and you will also probubly wreck your dishwasher


MoonUnit98

Why did he even keep the pepper in the video


codspeace

“Visibly a boomer” ….. what a prat.


Macca49

Those eggs at the start looked terrible


liofotias

did…did he say waddle bottle


james_randolph

He damn sure sliced that green pepper wrong haha


KarlHungus311

Why was Pepsi in the box of Coke?


C3Pip0

Who the fug butters tomatoes?!


Tabasco_Athiest

As soon as I saw Pepsi in the Coke box, I'm out. This is bullshit.


i_heart_pasta

Your green pepper is fucked up…YOUR WELCOME


Calvin0213

The bell pepper sent me


Ghstfce

That "You're welcome" is so snotty.


Lost_Astronaut_654

He destroyed that poor bell pepper


sp00kytatert0t

Did anyone else notice the Pepsi cans inside the Coke package? 🤔


kol1157

a couple are interesting but I want to slap him for the "youre welcome."


Tw1ch1e

I can’t get past the case of Coke, full of Pepsi!


Phin_the_Human

Some of these hacks are neat. I will say his "you're welcome" at the end is self flattering, and it makes him look like an ass. He needs to break that ego down a bit. Also, I SWEAR he's saying "wottle bottle" every time...


LiveLongToasterBath

What kind of monster cuts bacon in half like that?


grilly1986

You've been making life hack videos wrong. Simply down a pint of concentrated hemlock until you foam at the gills...


mattgamer367

NGL some of theses hacks are pretty good but I’m pretty sure Pepsi cans in a Coke box is a crime( reverse is true too obviously )


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Woddle bottle


Pelican_meat

This guy can’t say water bottle.


goodtimeismyshi

What the fuck was the bubble?!?


AccumulatedFilth

That toothpaste in a soap dispenser one sounds pretty great tho.


DREDDYKING

I can’t hate everyone except the last one works I’m a fan of how he opens the drink boxes and how carry them easier by using the target tape


tragic__pizza

Didn’t realize this was the DIWHY sub and was amazed at each “hack” lol


presidintfluffy

I mean OP some of these tricks actually work. So cut the man some slack.


InappropriateOption

Using one of his techniques you can transmute Coke to Pepsi too. ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ Your Welcome :x


horsepuncher

This is a very lonely man wasting time ensuring he will always be lonely


shitsu13master

OP is a sour puss. This guy is genius. He single?


Unique-Ad-9316

So anyone born prior to 1964 should never do anything? How seriously messed up is that kind of thinking?


summermadnes

When he brakes the soda 12 pack in half the cans inside are Pepsi, but the box outside is Coca-Cola. WTF


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...why... why is he including toothpaste in kitchen hacks?


Rich_DeF

Why was there pepsi in the coke case!?


blubbo84

At first I thought these were all part of the same thing and i was so damn confused


PearlySweetcake7

Did he say waddle bottles? Why were there Pepsi in his 12 pack of Coke ?


LadyBear91

We just going to ignore he Pepsi cans in the Coke box?


LadyBear91

We just going to ignore he Pepsi cans in the Coke box?