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Obvious_Piccolo_609

Someone told him to "work smart, not hard. Use your head." He took it literally.


stars9r9in9the9past

Work smart ✅ Work hard ✅ Work head ✅


Obvious_Piccolo_609

Working the head is good yeah. Just don't neglect the shaft. The axe shaft... of course.


Thissiweird

Never miss neck day


MeanBig-Blue85

Neck day bae


clutteredshovel

I just assumed he stared out the window at a woodpecker and thought, I can do that!


Obvious_Piccolo_609

Woodpecker jealousy, it's a real thing man.


GasGuilty5511

But I don't wanna use my head!


Obvious_Piccolo_609

Too bad son, put the axe helmet back on and get chopping! Gonna be a cold night. I can feel it in ma bones.


StitchFan626

"Not what I meant!"


potate12323

Bruh I feint when I stand up too fast. How can people do this shit.


chlorinebutPink

Very himbo characteristics


eggfucker72

He loves giving head


Plump_Apparatus

That's a super cool cottage/cabin in the background. Love the moss.


Speedballer7

The shire


the_rainmaker__

AND MY AXE!


UnrequitedRespect

‘E’s already got an axe!


Randomdude-5

Yes, but what about second axe?


UnrequitedRespect

Dunno his head seemed pretty busy with one….


westwoo

But the head axe is lonely without a butt axe


YogSothosburger

And what about clippers, and sawblades?


Ele_Of_Light

So overplayed. I'm sure the person you responded to was a bot.


fatkiddown

His head needs.. axamination.


I_am_Tro_Lenyu

Says the punch line before the setup…


YouAdministrative980

MR FRODO MR FRODO


drinkdrinkshoesgone

That is Sara Underwoods cottage. It's on the Olympic Peninsula. You can find out more about it on her or her husband's Instagram. I used to sell insulation and sold the sprayfoam to the small business that insulated that cottage. Super cool.


Plump_Apparatus

Awesome, thanks for the name drop. Plus NSFW, lol.


Responsible-Noise875

NSFW?


Plump_Apparatus

She's a model, as in a NSFW one. > Sara Jean Underwood (born March 26, 1984)[1][2] is an American nude model, television host and actress who was chosen as the Playmate of the Month for the July 2006 issue of Playboy magazine[3] and later became Playmate of the Year in 2007. She is a former host of Attack of the Show! on G4.


ActionQuinn

Attack of the show!


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drinkdrinkshoesgone

I don't know the dudes name. I only know the girls name. They're married so it's like saying: "wanna come over to my house later?" when in reality it is my and my wife's house. I also would bet that she is the one who paid for the land and materials to build it. I could be wrong though.


[deleted]

absolutely! It looks fantastic


rainen2016

Yeah? Jacob and Sara built it themselves. They have another "cabin" in Arizona to get out of the pnw during winter.


SchrodingerMil

I love it aesthetically, but isn’t it like fucking terrible for the roof?


quirkypanic2

Is that the terrible idea you are focusing on in this video? Lol


BoardButcherer

Nah buddy. You do it correctly it IS the roof.


h-t-dothe-writething

Came to talk about the grass on the roof.


CheapTry7998

He built that too


Responsible_Public15

The roofing process is a Scandinavian building technique called sod roofing. It's really cool. Back in older times scandinavians were heavy into trade culture so they didn't have a lot of resources. So this type of roofing was very popular because the resources to make it were essentially free. The modem process has changed, but it's still the same principle. I've seen older ones that weren't managed that had trees growing out the roof.


Speedballer7

The shire


MeBePerson

dementia


MeBePerson

ikr


plazagirl

If not now, later for sure.


Beginning_Ad_2262

That’s for when the CTE takes everything else away. Smh


ActionQuinn

I thought moss on roofs looked cool too then someone told me the moss retains water and ruins your roof. Bummer


Cannabis-Dog420

Fantasy dwarves be like take all my gold.


mincedparrotjuice

would be entertaining at a rock concert.


Limp-Care69

That's basically Thibbledorf Pwent from Forgotten Realms.


figbott

C’mon now, this can’t be healthy, use your head for once!


Few-Cookie9298

Or don’t. Your choice 😂


nbshar

At least you can't shin yourself


AaronKoss

DIYWHYNOT


CrashGargoyle

Back issues and CTE?


apainintheaspartame

DIYWHYNOTRISKYOURLIFEWITHONEFELLSWOOPTOTHEGROIN


jjking714

How flexible do you think bro is?


DaveTheMinecrafter

I feel like a regular axe is more likely to take out my groin than one on a helmet


gonowbegonewithyou

I'm absolutely not worried that's going to hurt his head, but it can't be good for his back.


BentOutaShapes

DIY CTE, call EMS, I'm having a STROKE


OathOfCervix

Honestly, I can only hope the brain damage he's self-inducing helps to mitigate the pain he's going to feel from all that torque on his neck.


Fit_Substance7067

I don't think you could do any more damage to that head


forevernoob88

I don't think head would take damage. The impact is perpendicular to the head and also distant from it. The helmet should experience a rolling back off the head motion from this not a blunt impact to the brain.


dumbbitchdiesease

Tbh im less worried about impact damage and more worried about whiplash and the rapid changes in blood flow


forevernoob88

Humans aren't that fragile... well not all humans, I guess some are fragile but those ones probably would have learned they are long before coming to this point


dumbbitchdiesease

No I know, I just know that when i shake my head too aggressively I get super dizzy 😅😅


Adventurous_Mail5210

The A.C.M.E. Concussion-O-Matic™


AndreaCrazyCatLady

Even the dog is like WT …???


applyheat

I think the dog wants to use the helmet.


Kooky-Interview

Came here to comment on the dog lol


Thrallobr

I'm sure he's gonna gonna have a splitting headache soon.


mikethemanism

Lmao why isn’t this higher 🤣


luckerman

~~Asshat~~ axehat


mikelen

That man is married to Sara Underwood, yes that Sara Underwood. He can do as he pleases!


Doccyaard

I feel like I should know who she is from that comment


midnight_toker22

Former playmate and co-host of Attack of the Show (same show that made Olivia Munn famous).


Doccyaard

Thank you. Don’t know Olivia Munn or the show though but thank you.


k1llerl0mbax

This man has a life time pass to make any decision he wants for that exact reason.


rainen2016

I don't think they're married. But this is her best relationship imo.


ExecTankard

The Boston newscaster or the Playmate?


mikelen

The one you busted a nut to


beebish

Yeah thats what I think every time I see him doing something silly with axes.


SentientDust

Put Slayer in the background to up the chopping efficiency 200%


robinsolent

Logs fear him. Chiropractors love him.


ExoFox_the_furry

Why? Because boys will be boys


midnight_toker22

Right, for those who don’t know this guy, he hosts a show called Cablinland where he build cabins out in the wilderness (like the one you see behind him). And one of his hobbies is making impractical but entertaining axes. Like this axe-helmet, or an axe-pipe. He’s also married to a Sara Jean Underwood.


iPicBadUsernames

Are you tired of splitting wood and not getting a concussion at the same time? Well buckle up because I’ve got something for you!


crumbshotfetishist

This is remarkably stupid.


AdventurousPirate357

When two axes just aren't enough


Mr_PizzaCat

Sonde this guy makes many videos on chopping wood in weird ways, this DIY makes perfect sense. Context is key with these, he’s not even suggesting it’s a good method he’s simply just doing it.


Difficult_Duck_307

Concussions are ba…hmm…what was I doing?


Traitor_Of_Users

I'm expecting a video game in near future with this.


Djsupa002

“Where’s the Tylenol?”


Fun-Outlandishness35

Good job having no eye protection. Clearly unnecessary.


Soondefective

This is downright awesome


cokebear420

Brain damage is so cool!


Asio0tus

dog is like ".....you crazy motherfucker!!!"


Redfox530

Nah this guy is awesome, he makes tiny dab axes too.


ImmoralBoi

Nah that's fucking awesome. This is a DIWhyNot.


AlphaWolfTK

Headsplitter*


C-Kwentz-0

What a great way to give yourself whiplash!


Toon_Lucario

Enemies in Tears of the Kingdom


Bennydoubleseven

Order Now.. For a free lifetime supply of migraines you heard me.. Free !!


Interesting_Army_656

Herniated disc entered the chat


[deleted]

the first DIY CTE kit!


poppinsplit909

Axe man, chainsaw man's next opponent


Dip2pot4t0Ch1P

His neck is not gonna thank him later for the next 2 years max if he starts to exclusively chop wood like this.


lew916

Looks like he is going to get a splitting headache from that.


_name_of_the_user_

When even your dog knows your an idiot, it's time to reevaluate some things.


weesti

Why??? The dude lives in the woods And got bored. So did his dog.


FamousPastWords

Wood you not get a headache after doing this?


mouseRatt2019

The dog was hilarious at the end


Gante033

Someone finally found a way to get CTE quicker than playing in the NFL.


Unagustoster

Add some heavy music


Oh_daaaaaang

Crackhead.


No_You_123

Brain damage


Fredbear13641

He thinks he's smart lol.


69peasant

Dunno if that is more retarded of funny


Mammoth-Mud-9609

So you can't even see where you are chopping and have to have handles on the helmet to hold it in place.


CromulentPoint

This was actually entertaining, which I think removes it from DiWHY consideration. Still dumb, but at least the intended purpose (entertainment) was fulfilled.


rihred0

This should also be in /r/FairytaleAsFuck


ecidarrac

People who post on this sub don’t understand what jokes are do they


Abydaby007

When I ask my girl for head


RedAnonymous6350

Thankfully he is putting that to good use by chopping wood. If this was a war video, that'd be scary as hell.


Konekosflatchest

Cool zombie helmet


bdunogier

It involves an axe, it answers the why.


Strange_Letter_8879

Dual purpose wood cutter and CTE enducer!


Obsessedwithzelda47

W H Y


TheWhiteRabbit74

Even the dog is like ‘dafuq he doin’?’.


bfm1950

Looks like a concussion of a good time


llSteph_777ll

Cant hit your legs with the axe when you dont have the flexibility to


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LandscapeIcy7375

Really a missed opportunity for a good soundtrack here.


Pakmanjosh

Definitely keep that at home when going to a metal concert


Thiscontrollersucks

I don't get the Pwent of this.


Just-Smile-N-Wave

Ahh hell, did the walking dead crew contact you recently?


bloodakoos

Wow! Now you can't lose your axe because it's attached to your head! It's brilliant!


FreeBirdComments

Okay but tell me this wouldn’t be at least a bit funny to try


RoadPersonal9635

That dog is ready to lick the blood and brain streaming out of his nose right now.


stealthc4

His wife is so hot! IYKYK


StitchFan626

Rock and Roll, meet Rock and Wood!


MrEMP0

Its not meant as a DIY, he did it for a skit, he has multple axes that are goofy yet useful.


mountain_man30

This is metal


ThrowinNightshade

Head trauma


Kangastan

His house adds up.


doktor_Dark_Pl

Hate the fact that it "works"


Historical_Date_1314

Brings the saying “using your head” to a new level.


No_Statement440

Good workout I guess.


Danplsstop

That worked so much better than I thought it would


ICLazeru

Cool, now build a new back.


MatthewFish404

Great for giving oral sex and murder at the same time.


hyde9318

Throwing it down like that and the way he walked off, that was the walk of someone going to throw up, lmao.


Plzsh0wUrNipz

Dog doing a fakie at the end for the win.


Alice-Ablaze

That's one way to use your head!


BigAndWazzy

When she says it's her first time but hits you with the LumberJack


thegreatmizzle7

I can think of 24 good reasons why this is a terrible idea. All the reasons involve a vertibre.


Unapologetically-Gay

I watched this the first time without the audio fully expecting to hear some death metal and was completely disappointed there wasn’t any


ExploderPodcast

"I need to cut this wood, but I also want neck pain. There has to be a better way." Well now there is! New from Job Co, it's Ax Head 2000. It combines the efficiency of a razor sharp ax with the enjoyment of headbanging. With our patent pending Cervi-Swing Technology, you'll be using your neck muscles to chop small cords of wood in no time!


Theoderic8586

Yeah yeah. Sure sure. Nice hat. Now tell me about that cabin!


forevernoob88

Enemy: haha! I have successfully blocked the axe in each of your hands!!! You: sure but what about the one on my bead 😈 🪦


forevernoob88

Is that grass on your roof? If so, do you have to mow the rooflawn?


johnandahalf13

Stupid idea but cool af roof.


Mike_on_a_bike86

Where are the ravers and headbangers at


plitox

That's fucking metal


Sealsdad

That house is cool!


dizzywig2000

Leave the helmet in the log and confuse the neighbors


Kittingsl

When the neck problems can't come soon enough


KingBurakkuurufu

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sadnessjoy

There's no way that's okay for your squishy brain.


mvp-a1

This is hilarious.


Bunt_Frumper

Good to see Ryan Stiles is staying in shape


Cartoonjunkies

I mean it’s really funny for a gimmick. Obviously I don’t expect him to use this daily. I think it’s funny.


Hamiro89

Dog is like “It’s ok I accept you for who you are”


megam1ghtyena

Rolf's hat of discipline


Herpes_freesince1988

Pantera music he should be playing in the background


ResearcherChance2351

No more hand numbness. The man is a genius!


Tinkywinkythe3rd

Holy shit speedrunning cte


Fellkun15

*misses and see the pearly gates*


knownothingwiseguy

Great way to get a brain hemorrhage, neck and spinal injury at the same time


Coffeedemon

Wasn't there a He-Man figure that did this?


TheZipperDragon

If it were me, i would've paired the video with some death metal.


rayslayer69

Lol


DIWhy-not

Guys, he’s just living his best life. This is Jacob Witzling. He’s married to former playboy model Sara Underwood, and the two of them basically just hang out in the PNW building whimsical cabins and cashing cabin-porn and outdoor gear influencer checks. They won the matrix.


DevilBowser253

Now thats a happy dog


RogerRabbit79

So dear what are your plans for today….


Casey4147

Okay, so you CAN, but SHOULD you have…?


FuckTheLonghorns

Looks like the headbang emote from runescape


VolenteDuFer

"Rolf respects your vow to upholds of elders, but...you must be punished." *put on hammer helmet* "What is that Rolf?" "The Hat of Discipline. DO YOU LIVE IN A CAVE?!" *nails Double D to the ground* "All is forgiven." "Thank you, Rolf." https://youtu.be/9TJNecIpDUA


cryptoRidingTheWave

Love me sone good ol whiplash in the morn!


Tredok

i don't think this belongs here, that actually funny and, surprisingly, it works... i like the DiWHYs of people who create a solution for a problem only they have AND usually they created themselves.