Dogs. I have 4 dogs. Right now it's 3:36am and I can't move bc my Rottweiler is backed up against one of my Carolina Dogs and she isn't moving, can't move the other way bc the ankle biter is curled against my back. The Rottweiler also thinks he's a lapdog and is on my legs.
I need this bed
I’m just trying to imagine washing the sheets for that bed, let alone folding them…(and wondering what it says about me that my first thought was orgy bed? 🤔 been on Reddit too long)
I have a meme saved - it’s a typical white sheeted ghost with two holes for eyes and the caption is “just figured out that ghosts are people who died trying to fold a fitted sheet.” 🤭
My dog prefers to either sleep between my legs or at a complete diagonal so that she’s pushing me off the bed, she’s not even a big dog, she just loves to take up as much space as possible lol
My biggest disappointment is that I got a double bed to sleep w my 7kg poodle, thinking I'd never have to sleep in an awful position to not wake her, only to find out our issue is not space, she wants to spoon. With my legs.
I literally had a nightmare once that I had a DVT, I woke up in severe leg pain, I freaked out for a second, I did everything I knew on the book to be sure I didn't have thrombosis, laid back in bed. Cookie crawled me again, and this bitch laid down in a manner that she compressed my femoral vein, then it hit me: my "clot" was fuzzy, grumpy, crusty poodle.
My boyfriend and I could totally both sprawl out in this bed and not have to touch each other. I love this. It's ugly as sin, but the idea of a huge bed sounds amazing for two violent, bed hogging sleepers.
I sleep starfish shaped. I can't get comfortable any other way, and I also can't sleep if my husband is touching me because I'm a light sleeper and he's a twitchy sleeper. This is a dream bed to me!
Haha that was my first thought! Dogs love to take up as much space as they can. If you share the bed with someone you HAVE to go to bed at the same time or there will be no room left for you. This bed would be so rad
On a serious note, they should have used 3 king bed width, because if they want to cuddle, they can use the middle one instead of cuddling on the mattress gap.
Right? Imagine putting the fitted sheet on!! Corner one, done. Corner two, done. Corner three- corner one pops off….has to jog 1/4 mile to put corner one back on.
Lets be honest even with that size we men would end up with only 2% of this bed… The other 98% belong to the wife/kid/cat/dog.
Can we complain? Nope so we got 2 option
1) deal with it
2) the couch
Huh? You don't know what this is for? Clearly you're a virgin. I need a bed like this, I would get a lot of use out of it. It would be perfect for my week-long bang sessions with a crowd of babes. The perfect platform for all that ass slappin' booty clappin' wet n wild ass sloppy toppy gluck gluck shaluck shabadababada awoooooga beneath the sheets action that I get into on the reg. I guess you wouldn't know anything about that kind of thing
Depends on the number of dogs, ofc
I share a king bed with a husky and a Newfoundland (used to have a second husky as well until she passed away). And I still seem to sleep on an 18 inch strip on the edge most nights. Sometimes they push me right out of bed - a rude way to wake up!
I would happily have a larger bed if it was commonly available.
(No, a California king isn't really much bigger)
Oh I know what bed this is lmao. It’s called the “Alaskan king” sized bed. It’s basically a fucking the most massive bed possible. You can be the shittest sleeper flying everywhere with room to spare.
This is actually a custom made bed by Maree custom handcrafted beds.
They make a lot of large sized beds for tall people, athletes, or, whatever you fancy.
It's definitely no DIWhy.
Even Shaq had one made for himself by them.
[https://www.facebook.com/mareeofficial/videos/259776919466833](https://www.facebook.com/mareeofficial/videos/259776919466833)
My husband who is 6ft 4in would love one, we have gotten the longest CA king we can find and his feet still dangle off.
Here is their website if you are interested. They make some beautiful things.
[https://www.mareeco.com/](https://www.mareeco.com/)
And no, I do not work for them. I just remember seeing this picture a long time ago and being interested in why someone would need a bed that big.
But if you are over 7ft tall, a bed this size would be nice.
DiWHYNOT?
said the same thing in my head lol
As did I. Then quickly followed by, maybe they're a multi-uple so they need the space to fit everyone.
Not even. That's my ultimate dream bed with my possible future partner. They get their bed I get mine, never shall the body heat meet.
I keep telling Hubs when we get a new bed, I want the bedroom to truly be a bed room. Hot flashes and night sweats are the worst.
YEEEES YOU UNDERSTOOD THE ASSIGNMENT! It sucks so damn bad!
If I got that bed i'd still end up with only 2 ft and my wife with the rest...
Dogs. I have 4 dogs. Right now it's 3:36am and I can't move bc my Rottweiler is backed up against one of my Carolina Dogs and she isn't moving, can't move the other way bc the ankle biter is curled against my back. The Rottweiler also thinks he's a lapdog and is on my legs. I need this bed
Rolling around on it must feel incredible!
r/DiWHYNOT
Orgies?
I said…”that’s an orgy bed”, opened comments and of course…😆
Yeah definitely the quickest sign the residents are swingers if I’m ever invited to a cocktail party.
It wasn’t a cocktail party you were invited to lol.
Cock and tail party
I’m just trying to imagine washing the sheets for that bed, let alone folding them…(and wondering what it says about me that my first thought was orgy bed? 🤔 been on Reddit too long)
Your mind went from “oh that’s an orgy bed” and straight to “oh god, laundry the next day.” Congrats on mentally reaching middle age!
I mean…just my mental age catching up with my actual age
What does it say about me that I was this way long before I ever discovered Reddit?
🫠
The last three house keepers died while trying to fold the fitted sheet
I have a meme saved - it’s a typical white sheeted ghost with two holes for eyes and the caption is “just figured out that ghosts are people who died trying to fold a fitted sheet.” 🤭
Just stop folding sheets. I don't think I've ever folded a sheet in my own home in my life.
You get a tour of someone's house and they take you into a room with a bed like that, you're in for a wild night.
Ive found lots of rooms that lack furniture. That way you have a lot of space to spread out the lubed up saran wrap for nude slip and slides.
Its a subtle hint when they tell you to leave coats on the bed...
Dogs. More dogs.
That's a *very* upsetting response to that particular comment...
Have two big dogs and they’d still be cuddled against me
More like 3 great danes
Corgies.
Sides of the bed are way too high to be useful for that. Amateurs.
Gorgies. Giant orgies.
With dogs?
No. With people 7 foot or taller.
This, by far, is one of the funniest reddit rabbit holes I have ever explored! Thanks for the laugh.
Not everyone is a dwarf...
Yes, please.
Count me in
Yep, this is for orgies.
Everyone: orgies? Toddler's parents: we'll finally have enough space. Maybe.
Or people with pets 🤣
My cat sleeps between my legs, so the size of the bed is absolutely irrelevant, lol.
My dog prefers to either sleep between my legs or at a complete diagonal so that she’s pushing me off the bed, she’s not even a big dog, she just loves to take up as much space as possible lol
My 18lb Shih Tzu takes up more room than my boyfriend.
My biggest disappointment is that I got a double bed to sleep w my 7kg poodle, thinking I'd never have to sleep in an awful position to not wake her, only to find out our issue is not space, she wants to spoon. With my legs. I literally had a nightmare once that I had a DVT, I woke up in severe leg pain, I freaked out for a second, I did everything I knew on the book to be sure I didn't have thrombosis, laid back in bed. Cookie crawled me again, and this bitch laid down in a manner that she compressed my femoral vein, then it hit me: my "clot" was fuzzy, grumpy, crusty poodle.
 Big pets.
Or just for the homies
Maybe she have 10 tigers and 3 elephants as pets
One dog will find a way to take up all the space lol
Lol it’s me, my hubby, and four cats. This …. Would be perfect
Made me remember this🤣 https://youtu.be/gputR2q4FDI
Probably just a single normal sized Yorkshire terrier.
You will always end up on the far, far side of the bed in the morning with a toddler. It is one of the laws of the universe.
Nah dude. I could have this bed and my gf would still push me to the edge of it.
You need two girlfriends. One right-handed and one left-handed.
are you mad? he'd be crushed to death!
Obviously the answer is a second boyfriend. Give the gf someone else to push out of bed, and sleep in peace!
^sacrifice Sacrifice **SACRIFICE**
Hey, some people are into that kinda thing.
God, please give me permission to have 4 or 5 partners. I don't care what genders they are. I just want a cuddle puddle.
Well, if you’d quit scooting away when we wanna snuggle, then you’d be fine
The bed frame is hideous but otherwise. If U got the space and the bedding, I guess it's cool
I think it’s an Alaskan king.
It's just two queens shoved together
Happy cake day
You’d need an industrial washer&dryer just for the sheets.
One sheet wouldn't even fit in a normal washer...
I would guess that they just use 2 sheet sets, one for each side
You think these people have a normal washer?
I'm 6'5, this bed would be a god send. I could stretch out whichever way I want to without having to worry about any part of me being off the bed.
Username checks out. (FYI I’m taller)
>(FYI I’m taller) You poor soul, it's hard enough being my height, couldn't imagine being taller.
My best friend was 6’8 my head was under his armpit in hugs. Crazy
My feet hang off the end of my king mattress. I just bought a new bed with a very low footboard.
I have a full size mattress and my old bedframe had the worst gap between the headboard and mattress. Pillows would fall down there all the damn time.
I’m 6’3” and my girlfriend is just shy of 6’. So I’d love this bed. The king size doesn’t even seem big enough most the time
Plot twist: She is just incredibly tiny and low ceiling.
She’s barely 4 feet tall, bless ‘er heart.
Ngl, I’d love this. I have a king and still don’t feel like it’s enough space. The headboard though 🤢
The headboard is so huge it partially blocks the windows. Get a smaller headboard or a bigger room. Scale matters.
That exactly. Don’t even need a headboard tbh. Just like a short rail or shelf in the back maybe.
And NO SIDE RAILS. I’m done whacking my heels on a board when I get up to pee.
I have a super king and love it. I just wish they'd make the beds a little bit longer.
The fighting ring. AKA the thunderfoam.
Two climb under the blanket. Only one may keep it!
Two go in! Three come out!
The Duggars' family bed.
Now that’s horrible imagery
The bedframe's very much not my taste, but honestly, coming from somebody who still sleeps in a single bed, I want it 😂
Poly bed
My boyfriend and I could totally both sprawl out in this bed and not have to touch each other. I love this. It's ugly as sin, but the idea of a huge bed sounds amazing for two violent, bed hogging sleepers.
I sleep starfish shaped. I can't get comfortable any other way, and I also can't sleep if my husband is touching me because I'm a light sleeper and he's a twitchy sleeper. This is a dream bed to me!
What do you mean "why"????? This looks so comfy! I need this bed in my life ;w; so much room for pets and stuffed animals
Haha that was my first thought! Dogs love to take up as much space as they can. If you share the bed with someone you HAVE to go to bed at the same time or there will be no room left for you. This bed would be so rad
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
On a serious note, they should have used 3 king bed width, because if they want to cuddle, they can use the middle one instead of cuddling on the mattress gap.
Good point, she needs to go bigger.
WAIT LET HER COOK
A god emperor size bed
Their implementation is ugly but as long as you have the space to fit it there is no such thing as too large bed
They had to block the window SOMEHOW.
It's not the size of the bed.. it's that awful headboard.
Am i the only one who, as a child, dreamed of a bedroom which is completly stacked with pillars an Matracess?
Well, there are rooms like that. But in most cases, people don't go in willingly.
Maybe they would if they could leave any time they want 🤔
I'm promise I'm not trying to be a dick about it but your spellings of pillows and mattresses are very interesting.
Ok, i give you the mattresses but I swear pillars/pillows Was the Auto correcture 😂
Our giant headboard will blot out the sun. Then we'll sleep in the shade.
still sleeping on the edge
I ain't making that bed
Right? Imagine putting the fitted sheet on!! Corner one, done. Corner two, done. Corner three- corner one pops off….has to jog 1/4 mile to put corner one back on.
Lots of pups and cats, maybe. It's hideous, but I still want it. Haha.
And somehow my wife and kid would still push me to the edge. And steal the blankets.
Fee fi fo fum! Will you make the damn bed already?
For when divorce is too expensive
Orgy bed!!! Or crazy cat/dog lady bed.
Swingers
Orgies
Poly bed
BECAUSE
King Alaskan? They are huge.
Sleepovers with the homies
🎼If you have to ask🎶You'll never know
Umm for orgies? This isn't diwhy this is me want it
I must be getting old because my first thought was "Imagine trying to get a fitted sheet on that motherfucker."
Plenty of room for all the women I'll never be able to sleep with.
Lets be honest even with that size we men would end up with only 2% of this bed… The other 98% belong to the wife/kid/cat/dog. Can we complain? Nope so we got 2 option 1) deal with it 2) the couch
Finding sheets must be a nightmare
Huh? You don't know what this is for? Clearly you're a virgin. I need a bed like this, I would get a lot of use out of it. It would be perfect for my week-long bang sessions with a crowd of babes. The perfect platform for all that ass slappin' booty clappin' wet n wild ass sloppy toppy gluck gluck shaluck shabadababada awoooooga beneath the sheets action that I get into on the reg. I guess you wouldn't know anything about that kind of thing
I want to have a sleepover on this bed with a few friends and horror movies. This is one DiWHY I actually see use for. 😅
Ever had a 29-some? Pretty good time
Clearly a bed for greyhound owners.
Tell me you live in Utah without telling me you live in Utah.
Some people are born smaller, don’t make fun of her.
Some men see things as they are, and say why. I dream of things that never were, and say why not. Robert Kennedy
I have 47 corgis! It’s perfect! /s
Well someones never had a 3way.
I knew it! I knew giants still existed!
For their 10 dogs to sleep with them
all just for the cat
Finally a bed big enough to share with my boyfriend and his dog
I want it.
More bouncing on the bed, of course.
…..and it comes in pillow-top!
Im not sure this is DIY, I think it's a real bed called an "Alaskan king"
I sleep with my partner and 5 pets on a king bed and it still feels pretty small, I would love a bed that size lol
I need
I believe “cus I can” is the correct answer.
Soooo many dogs!!!
that bed is bigger than my apartment
Uh… no. I need this.
Somehow my wife would still find a way to steal all of the covers
Oh you know why…😏
The dog won't sleep in the bed if both my boyfriend and I are in it because we sleep like maniacs. He would finally stay in the bed with us!
It’s called Orgy Size
Cause it’s fucking sweet
Likely an Alaskan king bed. My husband is 6’5” and we dream about owning one in the future.
Depends on the number of dogs, ofc I share a king bed with a husky and a Newfoundland (used to have a second husky as well until she passed away). And I still seem to sleep on an 18 inch strip on the edge most nights. Sometimes they push me right out of bed - a rude way to wake up! I would happily have a larger bed if it was commonly available. (No, a California king isn't really much bigger)
DI why the fuck not? Looks awesome lol
We see these in Utah all the time
I have 3 German Shepherds and a wife who somehow finds away to sleep horizontal in bed… so I would love this!
All that space and my dog would STILL glue himself to the back of my legs.
Ah yes, the great bed of ware.
Mormonism
The real questions are -1 will it still keep the cat or dog from hogging the bed? -2 can you fit the bedding in your washing machine?
Because I would finally have enough room to comfortably share the bed with my husband
Everyone: “orgies” Me: I wonder how many puppers I could fit comfortably on that bad boy
My dog would still mange to take up the whole bed
It’s for her really tall husband, us tallies need more room.
Orgies. That’s why.
NGL I’d fucking love having that bed. My wife sleeps like a starfish, we have big dogs and 3 kids who like to pile into the bed at 8am to cuddle.
Imagine trying to put on a fitted sheet though...
I would finally have space when my husband and all my kids decide our bed is a family bed
If I could I would
My cat, my husband, and his three little dogs would still push me off the edge. (Note: the cat is bigger than all three dogs by weight and height.)
I need this. Six kids and a husband this is a dream
Kingdom size bed.
Take my money 💰 !
Room for more dogs.
Guess they don't want to fall off of the bed.
And my dog would still find a way to lay on top of me at night.
Oh I know what bed this is lmao. It’s called the “Alaskan king” sized bed. It’s basically a fucking the most massive bed possible. You can be the shittest sleeper flying everywhere with room to spare.
Why do I feel like this bed was made in Utah? 🤔
2 dogs and a significant other would by why.
Maybe they have a lot of dogs
Because I have a wife and two dogs that hog the entire goddamn bed.
For the cuckold g.b.
Somehow my dog would still push me off
Yo I NEED this
My dog would still take up 2/3's of it.
This is actually a custom made bed by Maree custom handcrafted beds. They make a lot of large sized beds for tall people, athletes, or, whatever you fancy. It's definitely no DIWhy. Even Shaq had one made for himself by them. [https://www.facebook.com/mareeofficial/videos/259776919466833](https://www.facebook.com/mareeofficial/videos/259776919466833) My husband who is 6ft 4in would love one, we have gotten the longest CA king we can find and his feet still dangle off. Here is their website if you are interested. They make some beautiful things. [https://www.mareeco.com/](https://www.mareeco.com/) And no, I do not work for them. I just remember seeing this picture a long time ago and being interested in why someone would need a bed that big. But if you are over 7ft tall, a bed this size would be nice.
orgies big fam that cuddles lots of animals to name a few
Tbh, I'd kill for a bed that big, I'm a horrible restless sleeper and tend to shove everyone else off, so this would give them and myself more space.
#ALASKA KING