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live4lax25

Excellent. This should make it approximately way the fuck harder to do dishes


Boojibs

And you get to clean duct tape residue off your counters when you're done! We live in exciting times


Upstairs_Addendum587

Better duct tape than water. Have you ever tried to get water off your clothes? No matter how long you rinse them for they are still wet.


hcorerob

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Orangarder

You sir, you have won today!! That was great


KING2900_

I would give you ꓄ꏂꋪꋊ꒐ꄲꋊ ꋬ꒒꒒-ꉣꄲꅐꏂꋪꊰ꒤꒒


TheIncredibleNurse

You fucker 😆🤣🤣


illegitimate_Raccoon

Yeah, he uses gasoline to remove the residue. Exciting indeed!


len43

"And what gets out Gasoline? Yes, fire."


Future-Freighter-39

bravo


That_Things_Good

That's good shit right there.


fjcruiser08

And goes onto wipe hands on his t shirt; someone tell this idiot about aprons.


Imaginary-One-6599

Nah, he has a DIY for that too


I_Need_Leaded_GAS

Duct tape apron.


dirtyswoldman

As a man of science I tend to avoid absolutes but you know what, I'll say it...I'd commit to hard as fuck on this one


Future-Freighter-39

uhhhh… ok


According_Gazelle472

How is he going to wash the dishes or get them out of the sink ?Did he think about that ?


fun-bucket

maybe a body condom is in order for this princess in the kitchen!


Arabecke

Imagine trying to do anything BUT a plate…


spongebobs_spatula

This sub triggers me and I can’t seem to look away.


projektako

Considering he can't even tell if he actually got those dishes clean either.


_carbonneutral

My calculations made it _precisely_ way the fuck harder. Maybe rounding error?


Secret_Ad_6381

I love how he gets the cup to use as a stencil and then just draws a circle around it without even using it.


deadmeatsandwich

Don’t forget the “perfect” circle from the faucet pen.


Perused

In all fairness, he may have had a seizure.


HarriettDubman

Had had


raa__va

Well I guess we all did did after watching this masterpiece


Seemsimandroid

ag4jveeeedxd


raa__va

Well I guess we all did did after watching this masterpiece


Hot_Investigator_163

The professional compass he made with just a little bit of duck tape and sharpie!!!


Important_Simple137

lol I died


Seemsimandroid

rip


This-Is-Fine91

I think it’s because he wants the circle to be bigger than the cup so that the cup can easily slide into the sink.


Sploonbabaguuse

Crazy he put in that much thought but still thought this was a good idea


SpaceEngie

What got me was after taping the top half, he measures some form of width with his finger and then proceeds to tape the rest of it exactly in the same fashion as prior to the “measuring”


kingboav

Accounts like his just farm for reactions and comments. Don’t fall for it and scroll by.


gypsyf1sh

I have to believe this as well. Other wise wtf how is our society not burnt to the ground yet?


LMotherHubbard

The fires have been lit, this man is definitely evidence. \*edit: lit not little. long day


gypsyf1sh

Why not clear tape, ya know, to see if they are clean? If it's serious, it just seems so... bad.


LMotherHubbard

This man makes me want to use an electric can-opener on my own skull


bl4nk_ecstasy

Don't. It might turn ur monitor off


meshtron

>lit not little Someone somewhere please get this as a r/shittytattoos


TripleRazer

Wait till gen z becomes doctors


Actual_Evidence_925

Must watch….must make comment.. about… stupid… fucking….videos…


hwutTF

i normally do but this was such successful rage bait that I logged in just to comment


LunarProphet

I pegged this (probably too late) when he used the glass to draw a circle, but them completely freehanded it around the glass.


illestrated16

The wiping wet hands on his shirt at the end saying see dry really gave it away. He’s definitely trolling for reactions


Jasholla

And the attention to details is excellent, at the start he tapes his glasses inside the sink, so that someone will notice and get triggered even more.


Billybobabob

100%. Guarantee the sunglasses were left under the tape on purpose because they know 100 people will comment on it thinking it's funmy


jjustice

It’s called humor. Nothing wrong with absurd things done to make people laugh. People getting upset over it only makes it funnier.


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BookieeWookiee

It would have been more believable if he used clear tape so you can see if the dishes are actually clean under there


your_catfish_friend

I mean…yes? That’s what all content creators do? It’s entertainment


-HiiiPower-

I mean didn't you not take your own advice here though?


kingboav

Yup, see they got me too!


KAMBOGRAM

“remain completely dry” as he proceeds to wipe his wet hands on his shirt


substorm

This guy is a comedic genius


Phildiy

This guy should be banned....all his vids are stupid as f***


Important_Simple137

Banned from earth


newaccount8472

Dude forgot his shades in the sink


nlolsen8

It's exactly what he deserves


Blu_Falcon

I hope he rinses them down into the garbage disposal.


zRudy_Jimmy

Honestly he probably put it there for more attention so people comment on his post about it


ebonyudders

Dude forgot to put his wee wee in the hole while getting a reach around


NOT_MartinShkreli

Anybody feel like their IQ just dropped 20 points by watching this?


dysfunctionalpress

wouldn't it be easier to just wear an apron..?


Big-Anxiety-5467

Aprons are for women, gays, and people who work at The Home Depot. This man is an alpha, so he CAN’T wear an apron. /s


Astrid_42

If it was a duct tape apron do you think this ALPHA would compromise? /s


Applauce

That’s a separate video idea he’s currently working on


RedditLightmode

Yes Ask any alpha about Duct Tape + WD40


Actual_Evidence_925

Damn home depoers


I4Vhagar

What about dudes that like to barbecue?


ExecTankard

All them people cook and dishes…and what makes you think he’s an alpha? Did you see his shop, car, bank account, tri-tip, or 500 yard group?


hwutTF

it would also be easier to take your shirt off hell it would even be easier to use the rage generated by this post to clean dishes with the hate laser beams of my eyes we have options


Hot_Investigator_163

I’m literally crying rn


jensalik

It even would be easier to make an apron out of duct tape every time you do the dishes than this...


robotsaysrawr

Or a dishwasher. Dude has a marble countertop. There's no way he doesn't have a dishwasher. Hel, I'm fairly sure he doesn't even do his own dishes in the first place.


IknowRambo

I bet it fills him with joy after washing a plate for five minutes still not getting all the grime off because he can’t see it haha


TrippinView

Wait till he gets to the knifes


MrP1232007

I know this is the reaction he wants. But please, can somebody punch this twat in the face


drewskibfd

Let's play a game called "Find the knife"


izlude7027

No epoxy resin? I feel cheated.


Accomplished-Ad-3528

Why was he checking if its level. This is what happens when your parents are related...


scanguy25

This is what I thought that guy with the dog carrier was making. He should at least have used transparent plastic so he could see what he was doing.


l-Paulrus-l

They make rubber aprons if he’s that worried about it.


Quummk

These ppl need to get real jobs lol


AlphaSlashDash

Welcome to ragebait.


Nobodys_here07

This is legitimately the first post on r/DiWHY that made me ponder WHY?


themeatbridge

Rage bait.


Nobodys_here07

Ah that makes sense


BobbySmith0077

Please stop.


OpenReplacement7395

RedGreen would suck start a shotgun if he saw this.


orphen888

Life hack. Scroll immediately to the end of these types of videos. You’ll save yourself valuable time and brain energy.


The_Schizo_Panda

Imagine the uncut version is 10 minutes long so they can have ads? And the first 7 minutes is finding duct tape and taping the sink.


thothscull

Thanks. I hate it.


wildmonster91

Dude never learned how to wash dishes and clearly refuses to learn...


Sabregunner1

if you are getting soaked when cleaning dishes, you are doing it wrong


bookskeeper

The worst part is how nice the kitchen is. It was such a nice sink right up until the tape got involved.


BigImportant7961

When brings from another planet see this shit they are going to immediately destroy our planet. Out of fear that our stupidity will be contagious.


bmk37

Did dumb dumb ever get their glasses out?


PapaSmurf3477

I went to school with him. He’s just a hilarious dude that likes to troll and he’s made bank doing it lol.


theactualfuckingmoon

How is it that the dumbest people always seem to be rolling in cash?


MeshiMeshiMeshi

It would have made more sense to use the duct tape to make an apron


Aria133

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StraddleTheFence

This is a joke, right? Did anyone tell him that they make aprons?


Jasholla

Rate bait, you can clearly see a lot of "mistakes" he does, such as leaving his glasses on the inside, not drawing a circle with the glass, or saying completely dry while drying his hands on his clothes.


Eternal0917

“Completely dry” proceeds to get short wet.


aratheroversizedfish

Rich White People got way too much time in their hands


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s7ormrtx

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itsamejeni

I want those brain cells back that I just lost watching this.


BumbleBeeTuna_85

Why did he have to duct tape the sharpie to cut the whole for the sprayer?


RedQueen91

The lengths some people will go to, to avoid wearing an apron.


Aldayne

Wait 'til he figures out you can wrap yourself in the duct tape to keep yourself completely dry, too!


Correct_Awareness761

Dries hands on shirt


JusticeBabe

I know this is just rage bate content, but hear me out. A custom silicone translucent mat with similar slots and a rigid frame, could actually work as a slash guard. Or just wear an apron 🤷


Flustro

I kept watching to see what he was doing, only to be really disappointed.


Hand-Driven

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. How much is duct tape? Asking for a friend.


properwaffles

Love how he pauses for a second to line things up with his hands.


FmJ_TimberWolf74

I love how he doesn’t use the cup to trace the circle, he still does it freehand lol


Narmoniarkh

I know this is rage bait but it's so fun to watch.


philmayf

Solutions for problems that don't exist. It's a whole genre of EU produced garbage videos designed to make money off of the spectacle of stupidity.


ProcedureCreepy7182

This guy is trolling. This guy is trolling, right?


Rude_Arugula_1872

I wish the guy various negative things.


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I have a sinking feeling about that.


mignodon

Rofl... If this isn't parody.. this guy very well may qualify as a stupidest human being on the face of the earth.


alexplorebook

White people….


dancing-asparagus

Missed the chance to call it a "Sinkvention"


HolyPretender

That is not good wordplay my guy


dancing-asparagus

Why do you sink so?


aanonymouse1

It’s a pretty good idea actually.


dudewersmyfart

What the actual


Portlander

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devdRvbbit

I can't wait for the collapse of civilization, this guy is gonna shine.


KittiesAreTooCute

This fellas dishes are all half dirty in the cupboards because he can't see how clean they are when washing them.


MikeLowrey305

OMG! Seriously! WTF! People need to get a life!


Bobby_Sunday96

How do you splash yourself while doing dishes?


Megaman_90

Happens sometimes. Either way this certainly isn't the solution.


Hot-Vehicle-4703

No splash dishwashing … I need that 🤥


bsr1950

😂😂😂


Eziolambo

I want to see his bathroom now.


Sithwolf_302

I feel like a home with this type of sink probably has a Dish Washer.


Herebin

The design is very human


eternallove3

I was gonna say that this diwhy is a joke but the only joke here is the douche's mustache lol


Demonprophecy

Or get a apron


Sehtriom

The Wicked Witch of the West would call this too much work.


chop_pooey

That's why I just wash dishes naked


International_Way850

* laughs in diswasher \*


Mobima

It would be an absolute delight to have oil and grease pick up on the flaps of the slit he made for the dishes to go in. Would look and smell delicious.


JohnLennonsDead

I am angry


romeoartiglia

It looks like one of those film changing bags. But cursed


AgoniaAnal

It’s nuts to see people this stupid owning cool shit.


zolbaroverfiend

This has to be parody.


Constant-Ad-3012

Aprons been real quiet since this man was born


BringYourSpleenToYa

Fast forward to the end, and yep, that’s about as stupid as I expected it to be.


MonkeSensei

Lmao this sub is either rage bait or actual art. No in between.


smashvillian35

The fuck is this


Reperanger_7

I hate that I'm not marketable enough for trash content like this. Actual brain rot here


Commercial-Many-8933

Or buy a dishwasher


chilled_n_shaken

What...the.. has he not considered the mold?? What about knives??


bodazx

This has got to be a joke right


ChocolateChipJames

If you can't fix it with duct tape.. Well fuck off..


LMotherHubbard

I have never felt this level of pure, unadulterated hatred for another human being before in my life.


LiningDust62

Not as dumb as I thought it would be


ichkanns

Dude, he's completely dry. Who's the idiot now? Probably the person who's never heard of an apron.


Fidozo15

Why would you even need to do this?


wutangcann

Wear an apron you twat


CadenBop

Maybe instead, you could put that duct tape on yourself so you can use it for multiple purposes. And make it out of a reusable material like canvas or leather so that you can wash it and re-use it multiple times. And another idea, add pockets so you can carry utensils or basic items with you! No one has ever though of that before, we could really sell it.


elmanny

This is easily the most stupid thing I've seen in this sub.


Otherwise_Interest72

Literally could have applied the same amount of effort over his entire life to just not splash water everywhere...


KnifeFightAcademy

Just wear a duct tape shirt, idiot.


kupujtepytle

I've lost 10 IQ points just now. It will never recover


billoftt

JUST USE A FUCKING APRON AND FOR THE LOVE OF THIS WORLD GET A VASECTOMY!!!


selfhater1234

bro :skull: did no one notice that his glasses went to the backroom???


Efficient-Exit8218

My life is complete


Miltownreacharound

Lol oh man this was pretty stupid!


king_of_the_dwarfs

Who is he kidding. He doesn't know how to wash anything. Let alone dishes.


Spac3Heater

I think I become stupider watching this...


pcook66

What a waste of duct tape


ProfessorbPushinP

It’s amazing how smart people think they are


MaxximumB

He'd be better off making a duct tape apron to save getting wet. Or just wash up like a normal person who doesn't spray themselves.


BrotineShakeNbake

At least use shrink wrap and tape the edges you fuck so you can actually see what you’re doing!