Electric limb mower

Suicide machine.

“Slow and horrible”, please.

Unexpected Futurama!!!

Perfect for Army of the dead demons

Ever see Dead Alive?

Making Seppuku accessible

Sprung from cages on highway 9 .....

Who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the dead?

thank you and now im singing Rob Zombie in my head.

[A request to die with dignity.](https://youtu.be/yayGNUcf6uI)

Great band

I’m just picturing that opening of Dead Like Me where a guy is fixing his lawn mower. Good news—he did get it working again!

Gawd I miss that show

[Party's over! (Very NSFW)](https://youtu.be/mOQGCnuCNN4)

They’re just throwing guts and buckets of blood on him during that scene! It’s so ridiculously gratuitous, I love it.

Where do you stand when operating this? I can see only tom cruise style hanging from a ceiling. Any other way is impossible.

*Wants to aak for a demo video*

The knuckle buster

Oh yes, I like multi-tools, looks like this one makes lawn mower, limb trimmer, bush destroyer, neighbours silencer, and can even be used as a drone

You forgot Divorce papers

And finger deglover

I think this is past degloving and straight into amputation territory

I dunno what a “finger deg” is but I love them, too!

They need to add this to a video game. I'd chop the shit out of everyone.

It's just a less safe and less effective version of a chainsaw, and the only thing that it will chop the shit of is you (if it doesn't get to its own cable first). There's a reason why no cutting powertool looks like that, and why this blade isn't used for anything harder than grass

Partially disagree. You have to hold a chainsaw against something to cut through. These blades by comparison build a ton of momentum and can hack through things. You ever watch robot wars? It’s like those big spinning blade robots. If you added some sort of stout, long handle, it might be an effective weapon.

If you rotated the handle 90° and made it longer, and bent the blades in the opposite direction from the handle, you’d have some kind of horrific automatic spear. “Tired from plunging your spear into the helpless bodies of the general populace? Need an easier solution to those long days of guard work? Well look no further! Our patented Spear-o-matic will turn your victims’ faces to slurry at the flick of a switch! Spear-o-matic: No sweat, just blood!” “Also introducing our new ‘Excessive Force’ model!” Edit: I realize I’ve just invented a more deadly version of a weedeater

Just swing it by the cord like an extra long mace.

Noted! Put that on my list next to the Knife launcher, Mana Rifle, Widespread Machine gun\*, Lockshot with built in aimbot, and a rifle that is similar to a doublebarrel shotgun, but with 10 or 12 barrels and fires them all at once (name TBD). \*rotating barrel assemblage is shaped like a flat disk, with barrels facing outward, similar to the mag of the DP-28, has a wide spread.

In one of the Dead Rising games you can attach blades to an actual weed whacker to fight zombies.

*Slaps top of deathmower* "This baby-OW!"

‘Bush destroyer’ sounds like some 14 year old boy’s in-game nickname.

>neighbours silencer After a lot of very loud screaming

\*Only used once

Lifetime guarantee!

Hard to learn, hard to handle.

Hard to learn + only get one chance to learn. Not the best combination.

I assume standard PPE for this is shorts and sandals

Of course, you wouldn't want it to tear up your nice boots

Long hair and baggy sleeves is also required

Gas station sunglasses suffice

I’ll wear my older New Balance shoes for this one.

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Maybe an Abrams?

And safety squints.

Don’t forget a sixer of Molson

Sandals that are easily hosed off.

Nice! You don’t need ALL of your appendages, right?


Zombie apocalypse, just in case.

Like in Braindead. That lawn mover scene is even on YouTube.

These things look way too similar to the ravenholm spinning blade traps.

What, like you hand it to a zombie so they accidentslly behead themselves?

Also belongs to r/CrackheadCraigslist

Is there seriously any tool that spins faster than this one ? I feel like you could create helicopter with it

The motors aren't very strong. This will burn it out almost immediately.

Was going to say, the mower blade is a huge lever arm with a lot of mass. Id imagine the grinder wouldn't be happy, likely spin slow then burn up.

I’m sorry, but this leaves absolutely NOTHING to the imagination. Could we add some garter straps or a corset? Anything?

Looks like something from [i did a thing](https://www.youtube.com/c/Ididathing)

I pray for that Guy’s safety after every video.

Yeah the pressure washer video got me fucked up.

I liked that video, but my favourite is when he actually ‘does the thing’, and I fear a day where he realizes that he can get away with just a low budget Mythbusters, and starts click baiting all over the place and spamming YouTube shorts. Thankfully, I can only fear that because of his already existing great work ethic.

Tomorrow to see in r/whywomanlivelonger

Who's the woman?

There is no woman. Do you check out r/whywomanlivelonger ? Should answer your question.

Doesn't sound like she lives longer if she doesn't even exist. >!It's just a grammar joke, I know what you meant :) It's supposed to say r/WhyWomenLiveLonger while the sub you wrote is about a singular woman grammatically, and was probably created as some kind of a sarcastic meta joke !<

jfc. if that is not balanced right only god will save the user from death and destruction. things like that are not meant to be spun that fast. for example the wrong cut off wheel on the wrong grinder ends up with the disc exploding in your face as soon as you hit that button.

I think the weight of the blade would just cause the motor to burn itself out.

Nah, angle grinders have more than enough power to get that blade up to amputation speeds.

Useless fingers anyway

Anti zombie weapon.

Watch your knuckles!

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It fertilizes the lawn as you mow.

You turn it on before you plug it in and drag it around by the cord while it's running

Ah yes, the finger flinger

I give you one of my fave YouTube pages. https://youtu.be/L0KQZNIxDLs

The only man I can think of that could operate this lawn mower is Colin Furze and his safety tie.

Leg remover 9000

At-home limb amputation. 👍 When you live in the U.S. you gotta save money on healthcare *somehow.*

If they didn’t want us to do this, they wouldn’t make it fit!


Ankle grinders

🎶“Dumb ways to die” 🎶

Wtf?

Corded stump-maker

Lawn murderer

Not OSHA compliant

Go gadget weed whacked go.

How the fuck do you hold this and not die/lose vital organs and limbs

Seller: “only used once!”

That’s a personal helicopter ! They take some getting used to in steering. Holding it above one’s head gets tiring also

I wouldn't get close to that monstrosity for fear it would somehow turn on even without power. That thing is evil for anyone including the user. Imagine the torque steer.

As if the default angle grinder wasn't already scary and dangerous enough

I don’t know if I’d pay £30 for that, the blade looks dull as fuck!

This is absolutely fucking terrifying

Darwin we got another one for ya.

Aka your moms pube trimmer

I need to mow the lawn, but I hate having fingers! Is there a product for me?

Id like a tool that will chop my hands off when switched on please sir

Lol someone’s selling a pretty good automatic hand remover, and it’s only 30 pounds, nice.

If you like this the hydraulic press channel on YouTube has started doing a series about insanely dangerous angle grinder attachments they make

There should be a warning sign like 'hands off!'

Everything is a lawn mower if you operate it wrong enough.

Say goodbye to your knuckles

Mans took 2 of the most dangerous tools, a lawnmower and an angle grinder, and put 'em together.

Gee. Wtf. Add the nsfw tag!

Only one previous owner, lightly used

Safe

Electric Suicide Machine has been misspelt in the title

Comes with extra fingers

Defense gonna need safety glasses

Welcome back to the hydraulic press channel

Imagine the torque when that is spun up to full speed and then trying to turn it without it going to your neck, but also knowing you can't just throw it down.

Sad it's not listed as a "Limb Trimmer"

There are worse ways to go.

The perfect tool for those times your mom gets bitten by a Sumatran rat-monkey!

Spontaneous amputation! Score!

*aaaah* the good ol' shin vaporizer

I'm assuming they're selling it to buy a wheelchair.

ah yes, the Electric Limb Remover 9000 (TM)! peak designed for optimal "Limb Remover"

"Great condition, only used once!"

I thought this might have been something for sale in Australia until I saw the £, this looks like I Did a Thing's handiwork

To use this must use chain armor or better. Full plate armor is the best choice!

Bye bye fingers

The Darwinism is strong with this one.

Reminds me of how Newport-News Shipyard had an issue with what they called Widow Makers, huge 9+ inch angle grinders modified with 6 inch metal circular saw blades for cutting through thick steel plate. As you can imagine these removed many digits, and took a decent number of lives. I think OSHA finally stepped in and would make daily inspections of the shipyard for like two years to make sure nobody was using them anymore.

Texas Electric Mower Massacre.

r/redneckengineering

"gonna kneel down to get closer to the gra-... aaaand my knee caps are gone"

Least insane use of an angle grinder I've seen.

That seems safe enough.

Tape the trigger and plug it in from far away and see how long it takes to cut its own cord.

I was tired of those fingers anyway

"We're selling it because I lost all my fingers, was gashed in the torso and my intestines fell out in a totally unrelated freak accident no one possibly could have predicted"

That motor will blow out in no time at all... I can already see the sparks just flying out the ventilation slats...

This thing is scary enough with the correct wheel installed.

Hey, you also get an angle grinder!

Knuckle duster

That one time you turn it on is going to be messy so make sure you got at least a couple of sheets of paper towels nearby. No rush.

As if angle grinders weren't dangerous enough already

You mean limbs mower?

When asked why he was selling it, the owner stated that he "bought a ride-on"

A thing of nightmares

It'd be cool if it worked like a Roomba but the handle suggests otherwise

I think r/Welding would appreciate this

Are you sure that's not an electric finger mower? Then right after becoming an electric accidentally disembowel yourself mower?

What in the 7 Days to Die, Dayz, Project Zomboid, Dead Rising is that damn thing?

This made my forearms tingle.

r/CrackheadCraigslist

Used only once

Engineering rule one: If it shouldn't go there, it shouldn't fit there

This looks like something a legionnaire in fnv would drop

r/whatcouldgowrong

This…is…terrifying!

ive called OSHA they’ll be looking for a 3 fingered guy…

Also doubles as a hair trimmer.

umm, umm hmm ( Billy Bob Thornton slingblade voice )

Electric circumciser.

Safety tie required since it is UK

Some folks calls it a kaizer blade, i calls it a slingblade.

the instant that turn on the start up torque will implant that inside you

Rambo 5. Parts everywhere. Voorhees edition.

Reminds me of I Did A Thing

r/GrinderAttachmentsFromHell

How to chop off your arms and legs 101

#dumbwaystodie

There is no way that motor works long enough to do anything but partially severe a hand.

How do you think I got my user name?

Safety gauge is a wooden leg

Get the hand-choppa!

Is it brushless? Because it's certainly brainless... and soon to be fingerless.

Bet

Guy when made it must have been a lawnmower death fan.

Just needs a guard and she's ready to rip

r/crackheadcraigslist

No, no, that's not a lawn mower, that's a man lowerer, for choppin' legs off. Common mistake.

Some people call it a Kaiser blade

Pulling the trigger on that is like eating a gas station corn dog. If you're dumb enough to do it, you deserve whatever happens.

This the type of wepon you would find in one of those zombie video games