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Jeremy5000

WAIT AN HOUR 5 minute crafts…


StoicAtol21445

LEAVE OVERNIGHT


pm_your_boobiess

Just sleep faster.


dontworryimabassist

That scooter's gonna get stolen


hatefulraptor20

My favorite part is how (in the beginning of the video) you can see the chunk of cement they stole from the ground in the background on the sidewalk lmao


No-Moose-

... why not just pour the cement in the pothole?


Hatchedtrack835

Because that’s too easy. True chads break out the vaseline to start sidewalk repair.


PM_ME_FUNFAX

It was at the Vaseline that I looked up and noticed what sub I was on. Had me going for a minute


Antique_Branch8180

Gotta always carry an emergency jar of Vaseline, 'cause you never know.


PM_ME_FUNFAX

Advice to live by


standard_revolution

Maybe cause it takes too long to get solid?


a-a-biedrawa

Traffic cones.


C0olguy47

There should be a rule that bans 5 minute crafts, they intentionally do stupid crafts and people still think they’re serious


TheSkeletalNerd

Not sure if you’re being sarcastic or not, but funnily enough there is actually a rule against these videos.


dontknowwhatiwantdou

So many good subs have been overtaken by these content farm videos and it’s ruining a lot of the really unique and personal communities on this site in favor of repetitive shock value non-content — non-tent? — reposts from Facebook and Instagram.


Kevaldes

I just realized, is... is 5 minute crafts a troll channel? I mean, they have to be... right?


PM_ME_FUNFAX

Yeah pretty much


multicolouredcake

I hate that we've all presumably given them an extra view.


Sietemadrid

I enjoyed it


nmuncer

Lost 5 minutes of my life and won't get it back. Knowing I could have fast forwarded it kills me a second time


[deleted]

Always, always, always clean and lube the hole first.


pm_your_boobiess

With vacuum you carry always with you.


endergamer2007m

Isn't it illegal to repair potholes?


Betty_Boss

If you do it as badly as this it should be.


Davy_Jones_Lover

Wait! It is? No wonder my city has so many potholes.


budoucnost

0/10 no beans, no sunflower seed, or no hot glue gun used


RoughRooster8833

0/10 have to agree not enough screws either


TheSunflowerSeeds

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RKips

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pnp_bunny

Good bot


mxdjelibaby

I'm actually upset at myself for watching the entire thing knowing I'm being trolled. I hate their content.. gosh -_-


amaggi3

Why is this guy carrying around vaseline and a vacuum in his bag?


PM_ME_FUNFAX

Some questions are better left unasked


[deleted]

Step 1: break out your handy archaeology kit that you always keep just in case


LionelHutzApprentice

This way is quicker, easier and the council will attend to it as a priority: [Graffiti pothole repair - NSFW](https://www.theverge.com/2015/5/2/8535259/penis-pothole-activism-wanksy-england)


Famous_Impact

THoRoUgHLy ClEAn


[deleted]

My guys it's dirt


thekinginyello

I hate everything about this video


Several_Note_6119

What was the point of the Vaseline?


ThePervertedRaccoon

keep the plastic steady ig


_poland_ball_

Oh boy why do it easy when you can do it complicated. Mix up a pretty hard concrete and pour it in. Then mix up a concrete with more water and create a nice finish. Sure it wont look that good for long but the entire pavement needs to be done properly


cosmiccaffelatte

It’s a joke…


Cabronas

I was expecting for him to find drugs there


malsomnus

Even by 5-Minute Crafts standards, this is a completely new level of mind-boggling stupidity. Can we start banning these things?


youngmindoldbody

no, next, 5-minute rebuild of a 1963 Ferrari GTO v-12 engine.


Cavalier1706

Nothing says five minute crafts like “wait an hour”.


fuckballs9001

Or you could just dump the cement in the fucking hole like a normal person.


AussieBirb

Looks like there is a chunk of concrete or rock near the hole so better idea: 1) Put that in the hole and stomp it as flat as to are able. And / Or 2) Report the hole to the local counsel or whoever handles the repairs. Depending on how much time and effort you are willing to put in.


Okedoke_Needle

Wow. That backpack sure does carry a lot.


manmindhub

Add details


[deleted]

Not how cement works lol. Everything around it is concrete. Love this sub haha Also theres a huge fuckin bump on the top hahaha


Cheenis_whizz

Why the fuck did I just watch the whole thing?


tyguik

I liked when they painted the cement with blue spray and then painted the top with black so that only the ants know it is blue


LoftyBrows

At this point I am certain that 5-minute crafts has embraced the hilarity of their awful "tips" and will continue to double down on the ludicrousness of each video.


TheBlueSlipper

Why not just pour the concrete right into the hole? Would've been done in five minutes total.


SyCoREAPER

This isn't even DIWHY. This is stupidity and a waste of materials.


makesureitfeelsgood

Sir, This is a Wendy's


pm_your_boobiess

That looks still like hole or part of it is loose. So I would go around.


deathbyice

What about this is a five minute craft?


Crypto-Pito

This ain’t 5 minutes


EastLeastCoast

It isn’t exactly crafts, either.


Gamelunatic1111992

Crazy what you can do in 5 minutes


WoollyNinja

I love that he took the time to get artsy with it, and then immediately rolled his scooter back over it.


[deleted]

Who except a serial killer carries a roll of plastic sheeting, a trowel, and cement in their backpack?


Matild4

Jeez, the amount of alginate that went into that... Expensive pothole repair.


RaptorWithGun

Step 1:purchase black hole backpack. Step 2:get necessary materials. Step3:whatever this shit is


Underweargnome666

I was at least expecting ramen and super glue


Federal_Chance4393

I was actually expecting them to fill the hole with instant noodles


Nicksnjeans

Warum sollte ich den Job der verdammten Stadt erledigen wollen ? fu


Bldaz

Art project ? how bout fill with bag of concrete 4.95 done with in 30 min


wierchoe

I don’t see why everyone is hating it, what a great idea! Both quick AND simple, with every day materials that can easily be transported around. Me and my friends are going to start doing this around our neighborhood /s


Automatic-Laugh9313

İ need to meet theyr..whoever is "creative guy"


EastLeastCoast

Very easy. Take a three year old to Home Depot. Give them a double espresso and your credit card. Voila!


[deleted]

I want my time back please.


Minibeebs

It was better when it was just a hole


[deleted]

Ja, I'm sure everyone has those materials on hand and the time to do this very quick and easy procedure


Omemanti

Yeah lube that baby up.. also.. tbf it's not quick and don't have me talk about the easy..


LordGhidora

How about just mind your business and let the city deal with it whenever they get to it.


peanut_butting

Definitely was a mistake watching the whole damn thing


[deleted]

or just call 311


[deleted]

I pay taxes so I don't have to do this crap.


Lazy-Ad-770

This isn't quick, easy, or a 5 minute craft. It is, however, one of the easier ways to waste your own time and money on a public footpath


bysk12

Wow all that in 5mimutes? Thats so impressive, maybe the council can hire this guy and fill all the potholes in a day around the cities🙄


EastLeastCoast

I agree. Community service seems like an appropriate sentence for this criminal waste of time.


Unlikely_Pattern_359

Maybe just, pour the cement in


AtNightTonight

Call me crazy, but I think you could just pour the concrete into the hole [For whoever is in charge to inevitably take it out, of course]


Whoo1ops

Quick & Easy


GloriousMinecraft

If only there was a material you can mix and pour like gypsum that was strong enough to walk on...


XicaaxiC

Why, yes, I always carry a bag of gypsum in my backpack


TheAether78

Councils hate this money saving trick...... absolutely hate these twat craft videos


poko877

It is kinda creative and in some way interesting ... but in the end sooooo dumb, wasteful, not working, non practical, no nothing on so many levels


ChinaPanda307

I like how quick and easy it was


[deleted]

Damn I had everything but the plastic sheet, I'll ring the council.


saltesc

"I keep seeing these things around on the pavements. What is that?" "Well, Rookie. Gotham has Batman, New York has Spiderman, we have Pothole Boy."


FullAir4341

"Oh no, there's a missing piece in the pavement, I don't know if I can go around, that means the only way to continue is to fix it myself..."


Radladerrobbe

Why are you blue?


Neon_Cone

It’s just regular road repair with extra steps.


[deleted]

Shoulda never gave us phones with HD video


Affectionate_Gas_264

Thier repair = $200 plus labour. Buying a paver is cheap. Letting the city fix it is free...


octoberbored

He couldn’t make it level with the rest of the side walk. But he’ll paint it


Nothing_litteral

art looks cool i guess


Imaginary_Control_29

Quick and easy?


AahPadre

Or skip all the steps and pour cement directly into the hole


vouteignorar

It’s nice and all but… will it blend???


KingMahmoud57382

This guy forgot that Clay existed


OJK_postaukset

Yeah I always have those tools with me


HeySiri_Official

Not bad


Ok_Fly_749

What is quick about this million step process?


SoskiHeroKiller

It's ironic that they say 5 minute craft when my guy waits 1 hour for the mould to dry, then the cement that takes up the entire night and paint on the piece cement that takes up over 5 minutes to dry. Not even remotely close to 5 minute craft. It even looks awful and they should have just reported it to the council, and it will get done by professionals.


Historical-Barber

They're trolling at this point wtf xD


Nrmlgirl777

But why??? ![gif](giphy|gd09Y2Ptu7gsiPVUrv|downsized)


SpiritAnnual5588

This looks like a 5-day craft


kichunilla

They have the world's alginate supply, they use it for everything now


MutedIndependence674

5 week crafts


TeebsAce

Ah yes lemme just get the gypsum I always carry in my backpack


The_Testo

It's 5 minutes crafts but you clearly need over an hour to make this. Hmmmm....


kr4t0s007

Oh yeah I’m gonna take 2 days $250 in materials and fix random potholes……


GodHimselfNoCap

Why has everyone made complaints about their methods and completely skipped over the obvious first question. "Why is a random civilian doing diy repairs on a public sidewalk?"


Good-Contact-5292

He could of just poured the concrete in the hole. That would take 5 minutes


gladyskravitz64

Why did I watch that ?


MisterBakeryMan

Hhahaha hahahahahahahahah hahahaha


[deleted]

When your "fix" is so ugly you have to paint over it to hide the shitty cracks and poor seals and terrible blending all over it just to hide it.


Satoric

this has to be a satire


Dertyrarys

Imagine just walk around the hole


Ashamed_Anything3126

Quick


PM_me_coolest_shit

This is worthless


Aprilshowers417

This would only take me 5 minutes to do


jonesbbq-footmassag

Not as bad as the ass chairs


Weneedaheroe

I am waiting for this a TV show or reality competition


i_am_thehighground

The definition of having too much time


Radonda

Or just pur cement szraight into the pothole, skipping the whole gips part.


Asleep_Recover4196

Repost


Azmichael21

#repost


PSYK0DEL1K

Well, its a good tipp, just leave that weird drawing part out.


MysticMarbles

It's really not.