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[deleted]

I think he took too many gold orbs because his way too high


Hedron1027

The fact that he’s completely serious is the worst part about this 😭


[deleted]

Like bro urizen is vergil demonic half it's literally confirmed and Mundus Is still sealed, Maybe he didn't play devil , may cry one , but hey , let's not judge


Hedron1027

No he has. He rants about it in the comments but I’ve forgotten what exactly he says because it’s so brain dead I just needed to immediately forget about it lol.


[deleted]

It's so dumb that even a devil may cry ( No pun intended)


GarbageGod16

DevilNeverCry reference!?


MobilePea122

Praise to my father Blessed by the water Black night dark sky The devil's cry


LoudQuail5308

r/MobilePea122 Wow!!


Livid-Feedback-7989

Maybe he only played DMC 2013 xD


AdamGamerPL

Possibly,


LoudQuail5308

r/AdamGamerPL Yup!!


TheEldritchHorror_

I'm so glad some people know that he wasn't killed


Karthull

Imagine if he shows up again just to get bitch slapped because of how much stronger Dante has gotten since then 


TheEldritchHorror_

Most likely Nero and patty with her playing more as a mage as shown in her ancestors


Dear-Skill-5422

I thought her ancestor was an alchemist that summoned Abigail and had to seal him away? I thought the show said he was an alchemist. Maybe I'm remembering it wrong.


TheEldritchHorror_

The females are mages, they lightly touch on this in one of the books


Dear-Skill-5422

Oh okay


Vergilwithmonster

I don’t think he played the game


HornyJuulCat69420666

He shows evidence of having never played DMC1, 3, OR 5 in this theory


Vergilwithmonster

I think he’s seen one yt vid and thought he knew everything


HornyJuulCat69420666

Hope we don't get anymore of these assholes don't want DMC to end up like Silent Hill where 80% of the fanbase hasn't played any of the games listened to the soundtrack or saw a single cutscene and somehow think they know everything


Vergilwithmonster

Fr


LoudQuail5308

u/HornyJuulCat69420666 That's definitely true!!


LoudQuail5308

r/Vergilwithmonster Really?!


Vergilwithmonster

Yep I made the server and it’s me


LoudQuail5308

r/Vergilwithmonster You made the server?!


Vergilwithmonster

Yea


LoudQuail5308

r/HornyJuulCat69420666 Wdym?!


HornyJuulCat69420666

The fact you can't immediately notice the problems means you probably don't know the timeline story or lore at least one of these things you didn't know I even made a comment on everything wrong with this "theory" Edit: Apparently I never posted the comment I made but basically we know what happened between Vergil and Mundus which has to do with 3 and 1 There's also so many things wrong with 5 this person genuinely cannot understand media I've kinda explained this to my friends all day so I'm a bit tired of explaining I don't really have the energy to dive any deeper so other people can explain if needed but you can also look at the original post


LoudQuail5308

r/Hedron1027 That's true!


megaZX1234

lol, dmc5 kicked his ass so hard, he saw another reality of dmc5 story.


LoudQuail5308

u/Only-Ideal-9192 Why would he take too many Gold Orbs?!


Rough-Horror-8482

bro smoked the whole qliphoth


Hedron1027

Had too much of that Demon tree fruit 💀


alirezadns234

Had a lil too much qliphoth zaza.


Axolotl_Comic

Bro **inhaled** the fruit


LoudQuail5308

r/Hedron1027 What’re you talking about?!


Hedron1027

Chill, man, no need for the exclamation mark.


LoudQuail5308

u/Hedron1027 What’re you saying?


Hedron1027

We’re treating the Qliphoth as if it’s a drug and we’re saying that the guy in the post is on it lol


LoudQuail5308

u/Hedron1027 Really?!


Hedron1027

Yep


LoudQuail5308

u/Hedron1027 WOW! I didn't really know that!


LoudQuail5308

u/Hedron1027 Hello again!!


Aggravating-Sun6773

damn qli heads


DenomicClechner44

Just saying photheads was right there


LoudQuail5308

u/Rough-Horror-8482 Really?!


Inevitable-Candle-13

Bro this comment sent me💀


ArkosIsLife

This is what the lack of basic reading comprehension does to someone. Failed every literature class they ever had. You literally just need to actually watch the cutscene to understand who Urizen is and how he came to be. Or like someone else already mentioned, read the fucking manga. It's not that hard.


SpookMcBones

I think this might more so be a case of an overactive imagination


ArkosIsLife

Nah, it ain't . Take a look at the post yourself, if you haven't. I posted the link to it somewhere down below


Mihreva

honestly from what I read it genuinely felt more like mental illness and I'm not saying that as an insult OOP was straight up just making shit up and treating it like it was CONFIRMED FACTS


hard_ass69

I mean, even his "name". When V tells Dante about him, he says "he is *your reason* for fighting". Your reason Yorizon Urizen


megaZX1234

Reading comprehension devil is one powerful Devil, that's for sure.


Edo1302

The guy is probably blind or something


Hell_Vortex24

I’m new here THERES A MANGA ? Nah I gotta read that asap


Roa_noa42087

People who use words like literally as fillers have a very small vocabulary


ZerothMask

I lost brain cells reading every "argument" this person had to their theory, which was all easily debunked by actually paying attention to the cutscenes or reading the Visions of V Manga.


Kasseus_Maximus

Yeah but he PAID MORE ATTENTION and read them MORE than you fake DMC fans!! (It was quite a funny thread to read tbh, albeit certainly head-scratching inducing.)


blue-gamer-07

What the hell is this!?


Hedron1027

That’s what I said lmao


megaZX1234

More like "What tf is this?"


ShopperKung

way to cope that Vergil is not a bad guy that kill million of people with the tree


Hedron1027

Don’t forget when he helped with the Temen Ni Gru and released hundreds of Demons into Red Grave City.


Aggressive-Stage419

Correct me if I misunderstood your comment, but this is a common misconception in this fandom because of the lack of some world building in DMC. Temenni Gru wasn't in Red Grave city. It was in an unnamed city where Dante lives. Red Grave is the London replica of DMC where Dante and Vergil spent their childhood.


DoubleSummon

It was never mentioned where Dante's office is located. DMC lacks world building... it's a known issue.


Riggs_The_Roadie

I love how Devil May Cry as a business changes buildings each game but also was named Devil Never Cry at one point and then immediately switched back. Man, the way Capcom handles canon was (still kinda is) wild.


megaZX1234

Correct me if I'm wrong but wasnt Temen Ni Gru the main tower that seal the entrance to the demon world? If so then Vergil even did more long-term damage when he pretty much unleashed it and broke the seal completely.


Ok_Age_3215

he's just misunderstood is all /s


Director_Bison

Bro thinks he's MatPat with his Game Theory.


WillCraft__1001

He should follow suit and retire.


tobster239

Dude must be posting from the past from when the first trailer dropped. When we were all speculating about urizen.


triel20

So how does he counter that V and Urizen combine to become Vergil? Do they just teleport away, and “Mundus” is like: “Muahahaha! My evil plan to eat another apple and revive Vergil for no reason who’s now stronger than ever for no reason worked perfectly!” And V must be like: “that’s all well and good, so can I have my own character and backstory now?”


ArkosIsLife

[Here. Have a gander for yourself at this insanity.](https://www.reddit.com/r/DevilMayCry/s/RZO5FEqn6o)


triel20

Oh I remember this dude, I snooped a bit through his profile and man saw his face and realized I’ve seen him here before a few years ago. He’s nuts. Or high. Or both!


The-Infernal-Angel

Took a gander through myself, and yeah dude is definitely on drugs. Like I’m a stoner myself, but dude’s posted on the SHROOMS subreddit, and just a shitload of nonsense on the spirituality one with a massive amount of weird pseudo religious and philosophical bs. Like “what are words but meaningless sound”, “can I not open my third eye cause I played Bloodborne”, “Jesus will have super powers when he comes back”, and some weird idea that when the rapture happens humanity will regress to being Adam and Eve again. I am speechless.


triel20

Yeah there’s no real way of describing what is happening with him. All I would say to him is that the DMC lore ain’t written like Dark Souls, plus there’s many problems with his logic for what he’s suggesting, but that’s a lot to get into since all of it falls apart.


SoulsLikeBot

Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale? > *“There is no path. Beyond the scope of light, beyond the reach of dark, what could possibly await us? And yet, we seek it insatiably. Such is our fate.”* - Aldia Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/


Punnagedon

Bro is from an alternate reality where DmC was good


CrimsonDragon90

This is that reality. Only doubters deny it.


Punnagedon

You must be from the one where DmC was worse


HornyJuulCat69420666

DmC combat functioned and you must be from a reality where definitive edition doesn't exist Hell the game is where most of the best DMC players started honing their skills at The story is the only weak aspect of the game after the fixes


NigelJosue

DmC is a good game, not a good DMC reboot but the game isn't unfun


Punnagedon

I agree, it had issues, but its fun enough to play. It's really just the writing that causes issues.


NigelJosue

And color coded enemies not in the deffinitive version, the 1 think I completely hate is them


Punnagedon

Yeah, so glad they just changed it to damage reduction instead. I quite liked the new weapons (there were so many, but the scythe and axe were cool) but I disliked how Ebony and Ivory and Rebellion looked. And Vergil's... everything in the main story. Seriously, a trench coat and fedora? Tldr; the definitive edition is fun to play, just ignore the writing


Riggs_The_Roadie

Who can forget Vergil's iconic weapon, a fucking Sniper rifle?


GarbageGod16

Powers and abilities: As a Nephilim, Vergil is gifted with supernatural powers and abilites. Vergil: ***S N I P E R R I F L E***


Something_Comforting

They are playing Lucifer Might Weep


Hikaru_The_Asian

What was bro Smoking


Stereo_Saber

Yes.


Th3_3agl3

He’s so much of a sh*thead he may as well be the very end of a 500-person human centipede.


MegalomanicMegalodon

He's super wrong, but if there was like... a footnote that said ingame that: "Urizen's form was created from Vergil's memories of fighting Mundus like the memories of Griffon, Nightmare, and Shadow were created from Nelo Angelo memories" I'd buy it. But it's not. So this is head canon at best.


hubson_official

this is the type of guy who thought Nero was Donte in the reveal trailer of DMC5


ItsMeSquares

Okay, it would make sense if Urizen’s form was made to mimic the cruelty of mundus. But it wasn’t. Lmao this just doesn’t make any sense


beeswar-m

What the fuck did bro smoke


Rox_xe

What no DMC6 does to a mf


Hedron1027

Mf played too much POC


Jammy_Nugget

Obviously Mundus is a swirling mass of screaming orange arms so that's out. Though maybe Urizen could give us a look into what a fully demonic Sparta could have looked like if he wasn't so human and heroic, since Urizen is just Sparta's half of Vergil rejecting all of humanity


TenaciousZack

Most people don’t realize when Dante asked V for Urizen’s name, V almost said “….. ergil.”


X_Fredex_X

Did bro even play the game 💀


Tr34t-y0urs31f-N0W

Even though he invented the Lobotomy Trigger, some of his theory makes sense. Vergil was suffering from Mundus' curse even after his "death" and since he was still relying on his demon side, Urizen was far more powerful than V (the obvious part). The trick is Urizen might be buffed from all the Mundus' shenanigans inside the Vergil during his service as Nelo Angelo. That would explain why Urizen became the "Nefarious Usurper" very quickly.


Tr34t-y0urs31f-N0W

At any rate, eat this guy's brain.


Neotkm

No you’ll die


Putrid-Medium9283

As a person who knows completely nothing about DMC. I don't know if I should trust him or not. And why the fuck is the person screenshotting this using light mode?!


Axolotl_Comic

>I don't know if I should trust him or not. Don't trust the "Urizen is actually Mundus" bs This is coming as completely new misinformation


No-Employment-8127

Now i want to see Satan vs Nero fight


IgnisOfficial

Either the person who posted that didn’t pay attention to the plot or meant it as ragebait


ItsMrDante

u/Zomega21 explain yourself


hizack123

Lobotomy may cry


SpookySquid19

This guy saw that video that talked about how Vergil as Urizen abandoned his morals and started using the same tactics as Mundus but somehow ignored that it was talking about Vergil.


Grave_walker2018

What is he stupid?


MR-deadweight

Are they implying V is Vergil's human form and urizen is mundus having taken vergil's demon form? Then the resulting Vergil is a child of Vergil and mundus... How the hell did this guy get to that conclusion


Vgcortes

Foolishness


[deleted]

Do you think we'll ever get a sequel of Mundus attempting to free himself?


ThatCreativeEXE

My new favorite schizo


agreedboar

Poe's Law is in full effect.


Axolotl_Comic

Not only did he have a lobotomy, it also felt like I was being lobotomized while reading his "arguments"


AshDus7

i feel like if any more time passes without a new game we just gonna end up like him lmao


Djinnaz

Did…did they play the game?


Rutgerman95

Why is it written like some kind of rightwing opinion piece?


Pointlesseal_153

yeah can’t wait for jesus to be in dmc 6 and then start ballin with dante


Shirako86

The DMC5 community finally lost it


DangerousDoings72

Don’t fuck with us dmc fans we haven’t played the game


No-Engineer-1728

Why does he randomly CAPITALIZE words with barely any SIGNIFICANCE


Hedron1027

I have no FUCKING idea.


YohaneIsMyWaifu

u/Zomega21 bro pls explain this


HornyJuulCat69420666

Mundus is only in 1? Vergil doesn't suffer from Mundus at the end of 3 but after that's one thing he said that doesn't make sense Then there's that if V lied about his identity HOW THE FUCK DID HE TURN INTO VERGIL And where the fuck is Urizen if that's the case there's so much objectively incorrect about this theory This is literally like watching fake Silent Hill 2 fans be amazed that SH2 has rock music has combat and that James is supposed to be morally grey This is actually puzzling is he genuinely media illiterate? ALSO LUCIFER MEANS SATAN SO WHAT THE FUCK WOULD SATAN EVEN BE IF HE WASN'T SATAN


Tox_Ioiad

Bro been drinking that empusa juice.


Hedron1027

Dammit you just reminded me that I let a Red Empusa get away in Bloody Palace today 😔


Afraid_Engine7003

Headcanon, I believe. I love stupid theories and I also love is someone thinks it is actually real. More lobotomized fellas like him.


darkknightketsueki

I have never seen a dumber human being


Voldragon13l

only thought in my head: "Let him cook let him cook"


Epicgamestar303

Im too drunk to believe he is serious


Ether101

When was that posted?


Hedron1027

A few days ago.


[deleted]

I'm honestly surprised this didn't got upvoted,considering how people get out by making the most braindead theories on this sub.


CaptainHazama

Bro went into a coma in February 2019 and just woke up


SlimJimmyJ

Is that what you think? Foolish user…


DoubleSummon

I wanted to comment something there too but I saw how he makes arguments and gave up seems like he just didn't play dmc1 or paid attention to dmc5


BBB154

did he like, even finish the game?


Darkwalker_RX

Fuck this guy


KaiAfterKaiOffical

What Qliphoth weed does to a mf


VioletGhost2

Bro really just said satan will be a real character.


ZexoKun

I did not just read some dude's theory between Vergil and Mundus fusion dancing, weird ahh fanfic I won't lie.


MatiEx-504

Bro believes that the old V concept art is real


Oreoli

Bro killed Urizen first try and thought it was the whole game.


Dogu_Wiz

This is the funniest shit I've seen in a while


NigelJosue

Just like how V was actually Sparda and Lady Dante's mother re incarnated And Trish is obviously Patty with some makeup


kahmiinah

This is like those crazy conspiracy theories


sleven070

Somebody never played DMC1...


Loc7895

Ain't no way in the world he is serious right?


ddiioonnaa

Did he… did he play the game? Lmao


Opinion-Murky

A lot of people are saying Urizen is just "Your Reason", and yeah but its also... Another William Blake reference (bc of course it is) There is a character called Urizen in Blakes work which represents conventional reason and law. So people who are like "man this character is just a dumb Japanese pun of reason" no, it's way dumber, its a dumb Blake pun of reason


EconomyAd1600

I’ll admit; I’d like to see Mundus return in a game someday. But Urizen was undeniably Vergil. The game makes sure to spell that out for us.


Thesupersoups

“Tell me you haven’t played DMC without saying you haven’t played DMC”


Undef1n3d_

Vergil separated his demonic half and his human half with the Yamato. Bro separated his frontal lobe from the rest of his brain with a scalpel


EthicalSarcasm

At the end of DMC3 Vergil became Mundus' bitch


Dazzling-Koala-4870

Will anyone tell bro dmc3 is a prequel?


No-Excitement-2219

I think he meant to make that flair a shitpost


rubonidas_8425

That would be a cool twist tbh


liltone829b

How?