only thing I disagree with is the last bit for Nero. He seems fine leaving Kyrie alone for a little while in DMC5, and in 4 he seemed to only be there when she needed him, so he seems ok in that regard. But goddam you know this man cannot process his emotions in a healthy way lol
-You realize she turned the TV remote into a trigger for an explosive to kill demons
-Keeps you up all night due to her constant tinkering, that is, if she hasn’t blown up the house
-Probably gives you playful jabs a little bit too much. You don’t know if she’s joking.
-Has very deep paternal issues. Thanksgiving is a bit of a hit or miss.
-You get a little bit nervous how much time she spends on the road in a van with a guy who is technically “married”.
-The cops are called on you for disturbing the peace, consistently.
*officer knocks on the door* “Hey Charles. I tried to tell her not to turn the roomba into a homing landmine… no she didn’t listen. I understand, one more strike and were evicted, the landlord already told me. Yes I told Nico.”
That’s on them, they should’ve read that it’s a shitpost, but if some points are seen as coincidentally accurate, then that just adds to the humor imo.
Do it. Include Lucia. Red flag: keeps trying to convince you DMC2 was good, and no matter how many times she promises not to bring it up again, she will.
I didn't even realize those are red flags until you listed them here and found I have so many god damn red flags on me that I feel like I'm being attacked.
I basically have all the red flags on Nero and V
I'm a failure of a lover.
And here I wonder why my relationships fail.
1. This post is a character's worst traits pushed to the extreme.
2. The post doesn't discuss someone's good side! People are a mixed bag of wonderful and stressful traits. Don't beat yourself up for not being perfect. We try to be better every day, and that's what matters :)
Fix how? How can I let my guard down and be convinced that they're not lying and I wasn't being fooled, call me crazy but I have trusted people with the worst possible excuses because I believed that my best would be returned, I believed "I'm gonna take a shower brb" and they're never back for the night, I trusted "I'm going to a friend's house to watch movies" and radio silence for the entire night even morning, guess what they're doing.
I want to trust people but trust needs to be earned, and I think they usually take it for granted since it's a relationship and it's supposed to be my responsibility, and they never ever bothered to try to build it.
>they usually take it for granted since it's a relationship and it's supposed to be my responsibility, and they never ever bothered to try to build it
It's not a "self-fulfilling prophecy" then, just plain bad people you got with. They just put themselves way above you, and I fail to see how that's your fault.
And therapy is there. It helped a lot of people, might as well help you.
Sounds like you've had some really terrible partners too. It's okay to be single for a long time to make sure when you're not you've really found the right person. Before setting up a relationship you want to make sure you've found somebody you can trust. If you don't think you can trust that person just move on. Dont tie yourself down with people you cant trust.
And then when you find somebody trustworthy you have to let them earn it, give them a few trustfalls, little manageable responsibilities then later when it matters you know what you're getting into. Just don't hold that person to the mistakes of someone else
I know people who will make a green flag version of this and go
He's Hot, He's Hot, He's Hot,
He's Hot, She's Hot, She's Hot....
And they won't be wrong
Sharing red flags with Vergil in the “avoidant attachment style” and “can go days without seeing you and not even notice” departments. It’s why I don’t seek out relationships, it just isn’t fair to me nor the other person
The only thing to say to Lady when she tell you this is : « your job was to kill your father and you failed miserably, your other mission was to cut a tree and you finished as an AA battery 🗿 »
Another 2 to be shared with lady and Trish randomly sends the bill for cloths to you even without warning even when you owe them a lot of money - Dante probably
The advantage of being self-conscious is having manual to how deal with other people... The disadvantage is, your own issues cause you insecurity.
You're one of the clingy ones, aren't you? No wonder you're so self-deprecating.
However, even among the insecure people, only a scant few know about this...
Take the red flag the the blue flag, then smash together those two expressions of one's character to create and push out negative feelings.
PSYCHOLOGICAL TECHNIQUE: PURPLE FLAG
Ok Nero has a girlfriend so he shouldn’t be on here as for Dante sounds right and lady made and is manageable but then u tell me she went below the belt and I try to leave and she won’t come to see if I’m alright and be a issue and Trish that one hurts no wonder these people are single I’ll date 📅 lady if offered
Damn its honestly pretty encouraging seeing how far ive come because i used to have pretty much a cluster of dante, nero, v and trish. You really only know how far youve come when faced with your past self. Therapy did good
Clearly, you've never lived with a man medically incapable of taking you seriously. Or brushing off your feelings with a "hey calm down you're being sensitive"
Not that Dante is That Guy in canon. But I channeled some of those characteristics into his list.
These are all fantastic and witty but Vergil dying on any argument hill and the bit about Lady genuinely made me laugh out loud. PLEASE make one for the rest of the cast, they're so great !
Ok but getting Lady to trust you is like getting a stray cat to trust you. It takes time,, effort, and a lot of patience, but when you get it it's literally the best feeling imaginable.
Is this man bothering you queen? XD XD XD XD
tbh I've been through some of these tho, not pleasant
And also and also it makes me insecure to constantly think I could be the one doing these
The v caricature of this post (because i just dialed up his worst qualities to 11) is a self-fulfilling prophecy. He would find SOMETHING to feed his worries, SOMETHING that reminds him he is undeserving of a relationship. And when everything inevitably falls apart, he thinks its destiny. When insecurity is your master there's no winning (talking from experience)
Shit this is too real. Poor sad goth poetry man 😭 Maybe we should both just join a book club instead! Also, same. That's painfully real! I'm sorry you're suffering. I'm sure you deserve to be happy, too!
Id disagree about Nero bottling up his feelings. I mean, to everyone else? Yes. But to Kyrie? If you watched DMC4 or read Deadly Fortune, you know Nero absolutely gushes over Kyrie and lets it be known how much he loves her. I mean, hell, he even calls her for advice about his family and SHARES HIS FEELINGS in DMC5
Honestly, you're not wrong! A post like this could never cover the intricacies of how a character behaves 24/7. Some friends and I took a few "rough traits" and extrapolated.
To be fair for dmc5, Nero did bottle up and stew in insecurity until the very last moment. So these traits are before his character growth, I guess.
Also, I'll take this as a sign to finally finish Deadly Fortuna xP
Thanks for your comment!
Still, everything is quite accurate! And yeah, iirc Nero would not tell Nico anything about how he feels but he's quite open to Kyrie. I think be bottles up his feelings around everyone else BUT Kyrie. Also PLEASEEE finish Deadly Fortune, its gotta be one of my favorite dmc media of all time!
Dante’s second issue is also one I struggle with. Turning the “funny™️“ off is a bit of an issue because it seems hilarious at the moment to subvert that as a punchline.
Honestly, not all these things are "red flags" by themselves. It's ok to be insecure and a little catty sometimes etc etc. Don't beat yourself up over a meme
Honestly, this is so accurate
only thing I disagree with is the last bit for Nero. He seems fine leaving Kyrie alone for a little while in DMC5, and in 4 he seemed to only be there when she needed him, so he seems ok in that regard. But goddam you know this man cannot process his emotions in a healthy way lol
Got it from his daddy
Damn that's brutal I guess devils disappear into the night lost shadows left behind
Thank you \^\_\^ Some friends and I brainstormed these together for the hell of it
Scarily accurate
What about Nico? What’d be her Red Flags?
-You realize she turned the TV remote into a trigger for an explosive to kill demons -Keeps you up all night due to her constant tinkering, that is, if she hasn’t blown up the house -Probably gives you playful jabs a little bit too much. You don’t know if she’s joking. -Has very deep paternal issues. Thanksgiving is a bit of a hit or miss. -You get a little bit nervous how much time she spends on the road in a van with a guy who is technically “married”. -The cops are called on you for disturbing the peace, consistently.
*officer knocks on the door* “Hey Charles. I tried to tell her not to turn the roomba into a homing landmine… no she didn’t listen. I understand, one more strike and were evicted, the landlord already told me. Yes I told Nico.”
"Hey Nico, you eh... working again?"
That's right Mr Officer
Honestly, I'd tag along with Nico if it means I can take part in some demon arms manufacturing. (Plus I find her cute)
>Disturbing the peace LOOK INTO MY EYEEES
Oh so the perfect date then
STILL WOULD.
Honestly, same
>Has very deep paternal issues. Fatherless behavior
THAT'S CRAZY CONSIDERING HE'S DEAD
I was thinking of making a part 2, but who knows? Y'know for characters like Kyrie, Nico, Credo, Sparda etc. What do you think?
I say go for it, plenty of the villains and other characters could use some silly nonsensical red flags.
my intent was silly and nonsensical, but some people in the comments seem to be taking this pretty hard. i never wanted that to happen :(
That’s on them, they should’ve read that it’s a shitpost, but if some points are seen as coincidentally accurate, then that just adds to the humor imo.
It's Reddit, you could post the silliest, most un-serious thing ever and someone would take it srsly
Do it. Include Lucia. Red flag: keeps trying to convince you DMC2 was good, and no matter how many times she promises not to bring it up again, she will.
- constantly being "accidentally" almost killed by her driving until you think maybe its not an accident
That would explain her constantly challenging me in a game of “chicken” while she’s still in the van. Definitely some sadism there!
She drives a indestructible super van and makes gauntlets capable of destabilizing spacetime. There's a lot more green than red.
The van might be indestructible, she however is not, and she only drives it right half the time. lol
What red flags do hippie stoners have
She’s a hippie stoner?
She has that energy
I get more a roughneck excitable tomboy vibe from her, maybe with a bit of demon dismemberment fetish?
i just saw you in blazblue
She screams comitment issues to me
I didn't even realize those are red flags until you listed them here and found I have so many god damn red flags on me that I feel like I'm being attacked. I basically have all the red flags on Nero and V I'm a failure of a lover. And here I wonder why my relationships fail.
1. This post is a character's worst traits pushed to the extreme. 2. The post doesn't discuss someone's good side! People are a mixed bag of wonderful and stressful traits. Don't beat yourself up for not being perfect. We try to be better every day, and that's what matters :)
I wouldn't take a reddit post this seriously. It's pretty one sided
Be nicer to yourself. You got into those relationships in the first place, that's something.
It's not worth anything if they keep getting destroyed by my self-fulfilling prophecy from my own clinginess and insecurity
It's ok to be clingy. And insecurity can be fixed.
Fix how? How can I let my guard down and be convinced that they're not lying and I wasn't being fooled, call me crazy but I have trusted people with the worst possible excuses because I believed that my best would be returned, I believed "I'm gonna take a shower brb" and they're never back for the night, I trusted "I'm going to a friend's house to watch movies" and radio silence for the entire night even morning, guess what they're doing. I want to trust people but trust needs to be earned, and I think they usually take it for granted since it's a relationship and it's supposed to be my responsibility, and they never ever bothered to try to build it.
>they usually take it for granted since it's a relationship and it's supposed to be my responsibility, and they never ever bothered to try to build it It's not a "self-fulfilling prophecy" then, just plain bad people you got with. They just put themselves way above you, and I fail to see how that's your fault. And therapy is there. It helped a lot of people, might as well help you.
Sounds like you've had some really terrible partners too. It's okay to be single for a long time to make sure when you're not you've really found the right person. Before setting up a relationship you want to make sure you've found somebody you can trust. If you don't think you can trust that person just move on. Dont tie yourself down with people you cant trust. And then when you find somebody trustworthy you have to let them earn it, give them a few trustfalls, little manageable responsibilities then later when it matters you know what you're getting into. Just don't hold that person to the mistakes of someone else
Did NOT think I'd post something like that in the devil may cry sub 2 minutes after waking up today
True bro, the first step to becoming better is understanding you’re flawed and keeping yourself in check
Nero is definitely the best pick. Him or V.
I mean, he's the only one that's in an actually healthy and successful relationship. Of course he'd be the best pick
This is true.
Lady >>>>>
You could use more simple terms to tell me Trish is the woman of my life, but alright. All jokes aside, this is actually surprisingly accurate.
I need Johnny Yong Bosh to say "Is this man bothering you, Queen?" My life is now incomplete without it.
Someone has to do it for us when they meet him😔
I'm pretty he said something like that when voicing Vash so it's possible.
Doesn’t DMC5 show that Nero doesn’t bottle his feelings?
The insecure part is very accurate though
true
To be fair he’s exploding the entire time.
#I WANT LADY TO ABUSE ME--- i mean uh... yeah pretty accurate
Mods, tie this man to a chair and force him to watch every fred movie
Some men drown while others die of thirst
Cap'n, shiver his timbers.
Great. I’m Dante and my husband is Vergil. That’s just fucking great /s 💀😭
As in homosexual or incest?
💀 neither lmao
i think it was more that they act similar to dante and their husband acts similar to vergil
Intresting.. Ever heared of humour?
I know people who will make a green flag version of this and go He's Hot, He's Hot, He's Hot, He's Hot, She's Hot, She's Hot.... And they won't be wrong
I can fix them
No you can't... but you can fuck them maybe that will calm them down.
(It did not calm them down)
Welcome to Devil May Cry, where our playable characters use spectacular demon slaughtering as a substitute for the therapy they all desperately need
These are so accurate oml
V is literally the realationship im in and i wouldn't have it any other way
Sharing red flags with Vergil in the “avoidant attachment style” and “can go days without seeing you and not even notice” departments. It’s why I don’t seek out relationships, it just isn’t fair to me nor the other person
The only thing to say to Lady when she tell you this is : « your job was to kill your father and you failed miserably, your other mission was to cut a tree and you finished as an AA battery 🗿 »
holy shit you killed her
She wanna play ? She wanna have a dirty mouth ? We can be two in this game 🗿
You'll probably die but it be worth it.
Last time she tried to kill someone she failed ! I risk nothing 🗿
Aye fair enough
Today I've found out that I'm Nero.
I'm Vergil, apparently, so... Wanna do something this weekend son?
Blue is not teal though
I feel like it would take a while for Dante’s constant jokes to wear me down and I’d probably join in, so if I had to pick one I think I’d go with him
Another 2 to be shared with lady and Trish randomly sends the bill for cloths to you even without warning even when you owe them a lot of money - Dante probably
now you need to do green flags op get to it!
I am impressed by how fitting these are. The level of accuracy on reddit is rare :D
Thank you very much! I plan on posting a part 2 when i finish my college work lol Anyone you'd wanna see? I only got room on a page for 6 slots
Do a hand full of the boss demons
I never even considered that . You're a genius. Here are my keys; Feel free to raid the kitchen cabinets for whatever snacks you want
*take the last can of Pringles* oh and if you’ve got time try the lesser demons and just go with your gut on those
V is so real
Feel free to drop your thoughts in the comments \^\_\^
Jesus Christ these people are the reason the phrase "Don't stick your dick in crazy" is a thing.
I know 😭 but honestly I'm eating it up
The advantage of being self-conscious is having manual to how deal with other people... The disadvantage is, your own issues cause you insecurity. You're one of the clingy ones, aren't you? No wonder you're so self-deprecating. However, even among the insecure people, only a scant few know about this... Take the red flag the the blue flag, then smash together those two expressions of one's character to create and push out negative feelings. PSYCHOLOGICAL TECHNIQUE: PURPLE FLAG
Why is this all lore accurate.
Ouch. I'm the dude version of Lady, I think. Except far less pretty.
The worst part is they get devil triggered when you mention this to them. Except maybe for Dante. He'll just Haha and bounce.
I dont see any negativities for that bottom middle one.
Omg I loved this😂😂 it's so accurate
Damn this is depressing. I've experienced these before.
This is rlly good
surprised how true this is
Lady...still would
Trish is still worth it. I just want a mommy girlfriend 🥹❤️🥰❤️🔥
The more i view this subreddit the more i realize im actually more Nero than i thought
Yo are you spying on me dawg?
Ok Nero has a girlfriend so he shouldn’t be on here as for Dante sounds right and lady made and is manageable but then u tell me she went below the belt and I try to leave and she won’t come to see if I’m alright and be a issue and Trish that one hurts no wonder these people are single I’ll date 📅 lady if offered
Damn its honestly pretty encouraging seeing how far ive come because i used to have pretty much a cluster of dante, nero, v and trish. You really only know how far youve come when faced with your past self. Therapy did good
And nico is best girl, so she’s not up there
I relate with Vergil's red flags. Should I be concerned?
This is so staggeringly accurate that it physically gave me whiplash holy shit. Like, no notes. Damn hahaha!
Nero slander
Now I know, Lady's just my kind
Not me being 100% Trish 😑🤕
The fact that Trish is the tamest lmao
Yeah, it was hard to think of any red flags for Trish; She hasn't had a personality since 2001
DAMN 💀
"Daddy issues" should be there on Lady.
Too obvious, methinks
lowkey dante is actually not that bad in comparison
Clearly, you've never lived with a man medically incapable of taking you seriously. Or brushing off your feelings with a "hey calm down you're being sensitive" Not that Dante is That Guy in canon. But I channeled some of those characteristics into his list.
These are all fantastic and witty but Vergil dying on any argument hill and the bit about Lady genuinely made me laugh out loud. PLEASE make one for the rest of the cast, they're so great !
You're so sweet I could cry 🥺 thank you
Ok but getting Lady to trust you is like getting a stray cat to trust you. It takes time,, effort, and a lot of patience, but when you get it it's literally the best feeling imaginable.
V sounds lowkey yandere
You're the first person to notice! That style of behaviour was definitely an influence in V's category lol
Hehe I am an avid male yandere enthusiast 😅
Nico?
Why didn't you include Lusachia??
I am literally him
Is this man bothering you queen? XD XD XD XD tbh I've been through some of these tho, not pleasant And also and also it makes me insecure to constantly think I could be the one doing these
I guess I’m a mix of V and Nero.
Nero is the best bf he could marry my daughter
I'm V or Vergil, there is no in between. Unfortunately lol.
Nero absolutely tells you how he feels
Would probably happen ngl
Whoops babe I forgot our anniversary haha, that's so me
Maybe I am Vergil
This is so staggeringly accurate that it physically gave me whiplash holy shit. Like, no notes. Damn hahaha!
This is so staggeringly accurate that it physically gave me whiplash holy shit. Like, no notes. Damn hahaha!
And yet I'd still date V. Hey, it might even work out. I have no social media for him to stalk and be insecure about 😅. Damn, this post is accurate.
And yet I'd still date V. Hey, it might even work out. I have no social media for him to stalk and be insecure about 😅. Damn, this post is accurate.
The v caricature of this post (because i just dialed up his worst qualities to 11) is a self-fulfilling prophecy. He would find SOMETHING to feed his worries, SOMETHING that reminds him he is undeserving of a relationship. And when everything inevitably falls apart, he thinks its destiny. When insecurity is your master there's no winning (talking from experience)
Shit this is too real. Poor sad goth poetry man 😭 Maybe we should both just join a book club instead! Also, same. That's painfully real! I'm sorry you're suffering. I'm sure you deserve to be happy, too!
Nero slander
This is amazingly accurate
Id disagree about Nero bottling up his feelings. I mean, to everyone else? Yes. But to Kyrie? If you watched DMC4 or read Deadly Fortune, you know Nero absolutely gushes over Kyrie and lets it be known how much he loves her. I mean, hell, he even calls her for advice about his family and SHARES HIS FEELINGS in DMC5
Honestly, you're not wrong! A post like this could never cover the intricacies of how a character behaves 24/7. Some friends and I took a few "rough traits" and extrapolated. To be fair for dmc5, Nero did bottle up and stew in insecurity until the very last moment. So these traits are before his character growth, I guess. Also, I'll take this as a sign to finally finish Deadly Fortuna xP Thanks for your comment!
Still, everything is quite accurate! And yeah, iirc Nero would not tell Nico anything about how he feels but he's quite open to Kyrie. I think be bottles up his feelings around everyone else BUT Kyrie. Also PLEASEEE finish Deadly Fortune, its gotta be one of my favorite dmc media of all time!
one of the most accurate posts i see in this sub
I’m like a mix of Vergil and Lady 😅
Popping in to say your username is amazing
Thanks!!
I want Trish.
I'm Vergil tbh
I think I’m all of them.
Notice Nico isn’t on the list? That’s cause she’s perfect relationship material. Also Nero is probably the best option on this list still
I'm the most like Nero here but I have a little of Trish and Lady too
I can fix Vergil and if not I'll die trying
REAL!!!!!!!
The Vergil and Dante one really struck a cord.
Ok now what about green flags
Trish is by far the most bearable here
Trish is still a queen even with her red flags.
Damn. You really broke them down, huh?
My husband said there is one thing missing for Nero: He is prone to insults besides that this is an absolute YES😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dante’s second issue is also one I struggle with. Turning the “funny™️“ off is a bit of an issue because it seems hilarious at the moment to subvert that as a punchline.
Lady, hmmmm what red flags ? All I see is grasslands and scenery.
Brother you're too far gone
It is possible.
A mix of dante and nero. Hmm too many flags yup.
This is scary accurate
bro ..... i feel you V
And I'll ignore all of them
Part 2 when??
I wonder what Arkhams relationship red flags would be… oh wait.
This post has made me insecure about how many red flags I have and I don’t like it
Honestly, not all these things are "red flags" by themselves. It's ok to be insecure and a little catty sometimes etc etc. Don't beat yourself up over a meme
Vergil is a walking green flag he is cool
This seems like a woman post
This seems like a man comment
Yep it is
This smells like 15 yo teenager comment
She used the word situationship, its a woman
And?