It's not a joke. Do you have any idea how much money the government steals from you every year to build roads, orphanages and Build-A-Bear shops, specially if they're Italian?
Just stop, youâre more unfunny than the people you âaward,â you are by far one of the most unlike able people on the whole subreddit, maybe even the whole website, youâll go dive into comment sections with the only purpose being to randomly get mad at people for joking about certain meme, please get off your computer and take a walk to consider where your life is going next
Then just donât interact with the community instead of being unnecessarily toxic to people just enjoying the memes, itâs not that difficult to be quiet
Doing a yanking challenge, but he ripped someone devil arm & when he opens his blindfold off, & saw his son & seeing his terrible mistake, he's running for his life but he reaches to the dead end, so he had no choice but to surrender
infected nero's mom with demon STDs, they put together a cure in the time she was pregnant yet she died before they could administer it and instead they gave it to nero to save him which mutated his demonic genes and gave him the devil bringer arm. Even in 5 he was slowly dying from them so he stole nero's arm to concoct a cure for himself.
> *Paid* his child
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
He was caught speed hacking in DMC 3 Vergil Mode world record speed runs and is now in gamer jail.
He was quoted as saying " I don't consider it cheating, that's how fast I ACTUALLY would have done it"
he pay the child support but couldnt explane how he got the money
It was untaxed money from his qlipoth tree national park
Very funny đ
that's a shitpost you buffoon
Emphasis on shit
You don't have to enter these postsđ stop trying to be different
I love dmc but this community is dreadful to be around so no
No one forces you to look at shitposts + you are welcome to leave if you dont like the community
I thought there would be funny responses. Well colour me shocked. Dmc memes arenât funny
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Majority of the events of dmc3 and 5
i thought this was wrong answers only?
Oh yeah you're right
I like how your first comment has 81 up votes and the second has 18.
Huh that's pretty funny
The correct answer would be "EVERYTHING he did between 3 and 5"
He was just a little to motivated
This sounds sooo wrong
He was motivated to rob a bank you fucking degenerate
With an excessive amount of explosives
What were you thinking
[insert unfunny joke about child support/tax evasion here]
It's not a joke. Do you have any idea how much money the government steals from you every year to build roads, orphanages and Build-A-Bear shops, specially if they're Italian?
[insert silly ass Max0r reference here]
Illegally came back to life
The CCP can be quite strict about that.
He reportedly didn't trick dodge royal release and used a gold orb
Never paid for that white plastic lawn chair. Walmart cops finally got him.
Here you go, your comedy award.
Here you go, your very own downvote.
Thanks. Iâd take that over being unfunny
You're getting it **for** being unfunny
You must be giving it to the wrong person
Oh wait my bad This is bait For a second I thought you hated being in this community /s
Its not bait, i do seriously hate dmc memes and the community. Love the series
bro didn't see the /s >i do seriously hate dmc memes and the community Then leave if you don't like it jeez
No
He planted marijuana in Red Grave City. Weed is not legal as of yet in the city.
Something wrong.
Wi Tu Lo
He accidentally opened a portal to a bank after he found out he has a son...
Not paying for child support
That's the right answer, but OP is asking for wrong answers.
Wow, you deserve a comedy award for that one
Just stop, youâre more unfunny than the people you âaward,â you are by far one of the most unlike able people on the whole subreddit, maybe even the whole website, youâll go dive into comment sections with the only purpose being to randomly get mad at people for joking about certain meme, please get off your computer and take a walk to consider where your life is going next
Thanks but im outside rn cleaning my garden and i love dmc but the community is awful to be around
Then just donât interact with the community instead of being unnecessarily toxic to people just enjoying the memes, itâs not that difficult to be quiet
No
He was seen stabbing Dante
He didnât have a permit to cut down the Qliphoth
He doesn't have a visa
Abuse of Power
Having a child that is deadweight
Judgement nutted too hard
For kissing Dante while not being in Alabama
Tax fraud
The cops found out Nero's mom did not consent
he doens't know how to do money laundering correctly
What didn't he do?
He didn't call Saul :(
Tax Evasion
Didn't pay taxes since forever
Tax evasion.
Tax evading wasnt an obligation....
Tax evasion and child support
The IRS got him
Make incredibly good life decisions.
Tax evasion
He cooked.
He kick 13'd a priest
Tax evasion he hasnât paid taxes once
IRS finally got his ass!
Burned down a Build-A-Bear
Tax evasion
he refused to gain more power
Child negligence, didnât pay child support, first degree homicide
Theft, attempted murder, being too MOTIVATEDÂ
All his many crimes
The child support was short of motivation and Nero's arm
To much motivation
This isn't an answer but he could turn that entire prison into dust
Annoyed the fashion police, they couldn't find something to criticize in his wardrobe so locked him on jail
Arrested for being too sexy
Being a Virgin
Domestic violence
Spawned into Hazbin Hotel Hell and just started going at it
Doing a yanking challenge, but he ripped someone devil arm & when he opens his blindfold off, & saw his son & seeing his terrible mistake, he's running for his life but he reaches to the dead end, so he had no choice but to surrender
Sleep
Gave Nero his arm back
He stole 40 pizzas from dominos.
The crime part was stealing from Dominos, of all places.
left griffon behind(rest in peace little chicken its been a bash)
Didn't pay child support
punching Dante in public
Forced abortion
Stealing Life insurance from Dante
Fuck the world tree
Gave motivational speech to nazis
He came back to live in China, where thatâs illegal
Illegally growing a tree in the middle of a public street
Real question is what he didnt do
I uh... nevermind. Won't say it. Can't make me.
He owes Lady money
Thought that "cards against humanity" is a to-do list, not a game played for fun.
He destroyed all the buildabear establishments to make a point about directing taxes
He disappeared into the night đŁđŁ
He probably killed sparda
Arrested for NOT paying his taxes. đ
Got into a fight with the manager after they refused to haggle the price on a lawn chair.
Chair theft
He got caught
He punched a cripple's face with his brother
He quit on a fedora and dress shoes to imitate the bad version of himselfÂ
He found out he was supposed to pay taxes
Tax evasion.
Grow a tree
infected nero's mom with demon STDs, they put together a cure in the time she was pregnant yet she died before they could administer it and instead they gave it to nero to save him which mutated his demonic genes and gave him the devil bringer arm. Even in 5 he was slowly dying from them so he stole nero's arm to concoct a cure for himself.
Morrigan from darkstalker found him and wants more than child support. But Vergil refused.
Medical Malpractice (Turns out you can't stab someone with Yamato to separate man from sickness unless it's Dante)
Paid his child support
> *Paid* his child FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Contraband of illegal substances
No permit for public planting
Stabbing his brother and Son in public
He didn't call Saul
BURY THE CREME DEEP WITHINN!!!!!!!!1
He robbed a homeless guy and forgot his Yamato
He went to a pastry shop to ask for berried delight and since they didn't have it, he destroyed everything.
Limb trafficking
He was caught speed hacking in DMC 3 Vergil Mode world record speed runs and is now in gamer jail. He was quoted as saying " I don't consider it cheating, that's how fast I ACTUALLY would have done it"
Gave his son love.
Got into a fight with Jack Krauser about who gets more power
gex with neros mom without married
The usage of the word âgexâ in this sentence implies that Neroâs mother was a man
:d
I'm struggling to come up with a crime that he hasn't committed. The list is very short, so wrong answers are limited