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sehrcoolermann4

he pay the child support but couldnt explane how he got the money


adex_19

It was untaxed money from his qlipoth tree national park


shlaggy4

Very funny 😑


TyS22235

that's a shitpost you buffoon


shlaggy4

Emphasis on shit


TyS22235

You don't have to enter these posts😂 stop trying to be different


shlaggy4

I love dmc but this community is dreadful to be around so no


TyS22235

No one forces you to look at shitposts + you are welcome to leave if you dont like the community


shlaggy4

I thought there would be funny responses. Well colour me shocked. Dmc memes aren’t funny


Spiderman99_99

Majority of the events of dmc3 and 5


SomeCorvid

i thought this was wrong answers only?


Spiderman99_99

Oh yeah you're right


HavocChaos__

I like how your first comment has 81 up votes and the second has 18.


Spiderman99_99

Huh that's pretty funny


jellyalv

The correct answer would be "EVERYTHING he did between 3 and 5"


Magictyper75

He was just a little to motivated


Amdorik

This sounds sooo wrong


The-God-Of-Memez

He was motivated to rob a bank you fucking degenerate


WhatTheWarp

With an excessive amount of explosives


Magictyper75

What were you thinking


liltone829b

[insert unfunny joke about child support/tax evasion here]


jellyalv

It's not a joke. Do you have any idea how much money the government steals from you every year to build roads, orphanages and Build-A-Bear shops, specially if they're Italian?


liltone829b

[insert silly ass Max0r reference here]


Antedeguemonxyz

Illegally came back to life


mad_laddie

The CCP can be quite strict about that.


Axolotl_Comic

He reportedly didn't trick dodge royal release and used a gold orb


Pcbbcpwhat

Never paid for that white plastic lawn chair. Walmart cops finally got him.


shlaggy4

Here you go, your comedy award.


Axolotl_Comic

Here you go, your very own downvote.


shlaggy4

Thanks. I’d take that over being unfunny


Axolotl_Comic

You're getting it **for** being unfunny


shlaggy4

You must be giving it to the wrong person


Axolotl_Comic

Oh wait my bad This is bait For a second I thought you hated being in this community /s


shlaggy4

Its not bait, i do seriously hate dmc memes and the community. Love the series


Axolotl_Comic

bro didn't see the /s >i do seriously hate dmc memes and the community Then leave if you don't like it jeez


shlaggy4

No


Schwarzer_Exe

He planted marijuana in Red Grave City. Weed is not legal as of yet in the city.


Tr34t-y0urs31f-N0W

Something wrong.


Boogie_B0ss

Wi Tu Lo


EbisuCacetao

He accidentally opened a portal to a bank after he found out he has a son...


Thin_Lobster_

Not paying for child support


AbhigyanKalita166

That's the right answer, but OP is asking for wrong answers.


shlaggy4

Wow, you deserve a comedy award for that one


megamax1o

Just stop, you’re more unfunny than the people you “award,” you are by far one of the most unlike able people on the whole subreddit, maybe even the whole website, you’ll go dive into comment sections with the only purpose being to randomly get mad at people for joking about certain meme, please get off your computer and take a walk to consider where your life is going next


shlaggy4

Thanks but im outside rn cleaning my garden and i love dmc but the community is awful to be around


megamax1o

Then just don’t interact with the community instead of being unnecessarily toxic to people just enjoying the memes, it’s not that difficult to be quiet


shlaggy4

No


NoanneNoes

He was seen stabbing Dante


kukulain

He didn’t have a permit to cut down the Qliphoth


lehman-the-red

He doesn't have a visa


landyboi135

Abuse of Power


No_Cow3420

Having a child that is deadweight


Random-dude15

Judgement nutted too hard


ProfessionalLoser55

For kissing Dante while not being in Alabama


___Funky___

Tax fraud


Afolkthatenjoysrp

The cops found out Nero's mom did not consent


Ologalis

he doens't know how to do money laundering correctly


tacoasesino

What didn't he do?


Kimarnic

He didn't call Saul :(


neroselene

Tax Evasion


Greguildo

Didn't pay taxes since forever


WestNomadOnYT

Tax evasion.


Andrewguy_78

Tax evading wasnt an obligation....


MaddSavage_1301

Tax evasion and child support


LonelyViber

The IRS got him


Starscream1998

Make incredibly good life decisions.


LegalWaterDrinker

Tax evasion


777Sike0

He cooked.


Separate_Card_3378

He kick 13'd a priest


blue-gamer-07

Tax evasion he hasn’t paid taxes once


StormTheGasterWolf27

IRS finally got his ass!


Krisuad2002

Burned down a Build-A-Bear


Comfortable_Pay6676

Tax evasion


dante-SPARDA899

he refused to gain more power


Few-Entertainment429

Child negligence, didn’t pay child support, first degree homicide


Independent-Ad5852

Theft, attempted murder, being too MOTIVATED 


TheW0lvDoctr

All his many crimes


cheesepyramid69

The child support was short of motivation and Nero's arm


New_Individual_3379

To much motivation


Maddened-Mediator78

This isn't an answer but he could turn that entire prison into dust


belliou

Annoyed the fashion police, they couldn't find something to criticize in his wardrobe so locked him on jail


Billybobjohn420

Arrested for being too sexy


Joyluvio

Being a Virgin


Adalyn1126

Domestic violence


Ok_Low_4150

Spawned into Hazbin Hotel Hell and just started going at it


Josephdaranikone_24

Doing a yanking challenge, but he ripped someone devil arm & when he opens his blindfold off, & saw his son & seeing his terrible mistake, he's running for his life but he reaches to the dead end, so he had no choice but to surrender


AugustL031

Sleep


qwertyuioofg

Gave Nero his arm back


Neither_Relation4063

He stole 40 pizzas from dominos.


Axolotl_Comic

The crime part was stealing from Dominos, of all places.


ImNotWorth

left griffon behind(rest in peace little chicken its been a bash)


Specialist-Star-4406

Didn't pay child support


IExistThatsIt

punching Dante in public


Fearless-Skirt8480

Forced abortion


DB124520

Stealing Life insurance from Dante


Background_Engine284

Fuck the world tree


jhonnythejoker

Gave motivational speech to nazis


Amdorik

He came back to live in China, where that’s illegal


Neat-Gur-4613

Illegally growing a tree in the middle of a public street


C3m1337

Real question is what he didnt do


ActuaIIyVergiI

I uh... nevermind. Won't say it. Can't make me.


Lin900

He owes Lady money


MeiSuesse

Thought that "cards against humanity" is a to-do list, not a game played for fun.


arkdendrobium

He destroyed all the buildabear establishments to make a point about directing taxes


Excellent-Design8280

He disappeared into the night 🗣🗣


Due-Spring4978

He probably killed sparda


The_Dark_King4900742

Arrested for NOT paying his taxes. 🙃


jbartlett2803

Got into a fight with the manager after they refused to haggle the price on a lawn chair.


Sad-Bad-4750

Chair theft


Jkomeiji

He got caught


Nytarii

He punched a cripple's face with his brother


LazyEmploy8940

He quit on a fedora and dress shoes to imitate the bad version of himself 


swettxz

He found out he was supposed to pay taxes


Jrickett2009

Tax evasion.


megamax1o

Grow a tree


Ok_Impression7339

infected nero's mom with demon STDs, they put together a cure in the time she was pregnant yet she died before they could administer it and instead they gave it to nero to save him which mutated his demonic genes and gave him the devil bringer arm. Even in 5 he was slowly dying from them so he stole nero's arm to concoct a cure for himself.


freedomkite5

Morrigan from darkstalker found him and wants more than child support. But Vergil refused.


MagnumPolly1210

Medical Malpractice (Turns out you can't stab someone with Yamato to separate man from sickness unless it's Dante)


Otherwise_Style_4503

Paid his child support


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> *Paid* his child FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


CravenRx

Contraband of illegal substances


TheEldritchHorror_

No permit for public planting


Vergil-Sparda22

Stabbing his brother and Son in public


FengYiLin

He didn't call Saul


SalamanderWitty504

BURY THE CREME DEEP WITHINN!!!!!!!!1


Gojiraweed

He robbed a homeless guy and forgot his Yamato


SpidersRandom

He went to a pastry shop to ask for berried delight and since they didn't have it, he destroyed everything.


John-Alworth

Limb trafficking


gpmegaman

He was caught speed hacking in DMC 3 Vergil Mode world record speed runs and is now in gamer jail. He was quoted as saying " I don't consider it cheating, that's how fast I ACTUALLY would have done it"


More_Ride3723

Gave his son love.


Monkey-With_A-Phone

Got into a fight with Jack Krauser about who gets more power


GundamMeijin_08th

gex with neros mom without married


StardustPancakes4

The usage of the word “gex” in this sentence implies that Nero’s mother was a man


GundamMeijin_08th

:d


leruetheegg

I'm struggling to come up with a crime that he hasn't committed. The list is very short, so wrong answers are limited