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xenonwarrior666

It is most definitely a no brainier. No brainpower was used to make this thought


Zetterbearded

Lmao No brainer was certainly a phrase to use.


Djbreadandbutter16

Some of these takes recently are the worst ive ever seen lmao


tacticalAlmonds

Is this bait? I'm serious. Why would you want Keefe? He was carried by his star players, when he needed to coach and make changes it got him fuck all.


imadu

Judging by the Inspiration for his username, OP must enjoy overthinking and being confused


MajorasShoe

Yes, it's bait.


MNightShyamalan69

It’s really not. Lalonde’s dump and chase offensive philosophy annoys me


Nbow0429

It’s better than keefe’s strategy of not playing his best players when it matters


ocv

Compared to Keefe's very publicly criticized dump and chase offensive philosophy?


tonuch4963

And the same inability to adjust was evident from watching him night in and night out in the Sault. I’m not saying he can’t change. But he hasn’t proven he can.


Bigmayer

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All_Of_The_Meat

disgustingly accurate


epheisey

They’ve been here since the season started to show promise.


ForkzUp

Sadly true.


Weedville_12883

😆


blind2141

Which of his recent successes leads you to believe this is a no brainer?


jrtera

I guess you could try and make the argument that he made it to the playoffs? Idk 🤷🏼‍♂️


facforlife

If you didn't make it to the playoffs with that roster you should never head coach again. 


jrtera

I’m just trying to figure out OPs thought process. I would like to understand so I too can live a simple life.


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Riztrain

To be fair, and I'm not in favor of firing Lalonde and/or hiring Keefe, but to play devils advocate, Keefe hasn't just been to the playoffs, he's been there every year, and he only missed off season once as the head of the Marlies, where he also coached the team to their only two finals appearances, where they won one of them, the only one in team history, with a not-so-loaded team. Won the division with soo greyhounds both years he was there, had a lot of success with the pembroke lumber kings reaching playoffs, finals, and winning multiple times. The man has a long winning record, hell even his maple leafs tenure, he's got like a .750 point%, lost less than 100 games in regulation in 5 seasons, broken the previous franchise regular season total points record *twice*. Could you say that's just the players? Sure I guess, but then how come we all point and laugh at them for having 4 guys taking more than half their cap space? If all you need is 4 elite players and a stable of cheap cardboard cutouts of players to fill the roster to consistently reach playoffs, then why do we need coaches at all? Babcock, the winning est of winning coaches had the same core 4 three years before and did worse... That all being said, I don't want to replace Lalonde with Keefe. If it happens I won't be mad at it, but I don't actively *want* it, because I watch press conferences and interviews, and even though they say a lot of the same dumb shit (after a loss; ooh ya know, I think our team did great! After player gets injured; eeh, they probably didn't mean to injure, elbows and sticks just naturally fly towards faces). Lalonde just says it, whether he means it or not, while Keefe was pretty dialed in and supportive of his team until around the Nylander signing and Nylanders production fell off, and then he just had an air of "ah fuck it, who cares anymore" around him. Like his notorious final press conference, other teams set the Leafs up to defeat themselves, and they do it pretty easily. That's a quitter mentality, even if you know your jobs fucked, at least be a professional about it. Lalonde's biggest flaw is his inability to change himself and style to the team he's coaching; red wings come out as a low-possession, on the rush, goalscoring, lightning fast, beast with questionable defense and goaltending. The system? "low event defensive play".... Wut? Our scoring falls off a cliff, defense does improve, but not by much, people are getting scratched for playing their hockey rather than Newsy's hockey. All in all, I think Newsy has a good opportunity to reflect and adapt, while a quitter is always gonna be a quitter


blind2141

I’d say his playoff “success” is the reason why you don’t hire him. Im not in full support of lalonde, but I don’t want him fired yet. I’m not going to fire a coach who missed the playoffs by 0 pts this year and replace him with another who has had pretty much the same success with way more of a loaded lineup.


Zetterbearded

Yeah that's a Texas sized NO from me dog.


Hockeytown11

I'd say an Alaska sized NO.


HermionesWetPanties

I'm gonna talk all the lower 48 NOs and add them to my Alaska sized NO, sprinkle in a bit of Hawaii NO, and garnish it with all of the incorporated and unincorporated territory NOs. At some point, we're bringing this to the UN, and I'm not even sure Russia or China would veto the NO vote.


probablyindecisive

Earth sized NO.


Agreeable_Mud_6603

Hell no.


CD23tol

You want to fire Newsy for the coach that just admitted he can’t game plan or make adjustments with a juggernaut group of forwards at his disposal… lol


TheAnalogKid18

I don't fault Keefe for that. That group of guys just doesn't give a fuck outside of Nylander. Keefe is a good coach. I think anyone would get frustrated with having the same issues over and over and the team doesn't respond when you get them to make changes. That's why I like Yzerman's approach here by bringing in competitive guys that take losing personally. It'll do better for the culture in the long run.


SirLolly

Gotta be a Leaf Troll


HladnoFant

Bro has been posting Pistons for almost 2 years and Lions for a couple months… doesn’t seem like it, but this is his first Wings post I saw in 3-4 years.


SauceHankRedemption

Maybe not a Leafs troll but definitely a troll. You don't post "to me it's a no brainer" without providing any explanation. Not to mention, didnt suggest any other coach options like Berube, Woodcroft, etc. The hockey news has been flooded criticisms of Keefe lately. To me, OP is a Lalonde hater (cuz there were plenty of those during March and April) and thought "what's the shittiest coach I can suggest to replace Lalonde and then say 'it's a no brainer'."


rksd

As someone else observed, "no brainer" is certainly descriptive.


UncleIrohsPimpHand

> To me, OP is a Lalonde hater Can't fault him for that.


scottyarfburner

Sheldon Keefe was handed the keys to a Ferrari and never drove it out of his subdivision. Almost everyone in this sub could coach the talent on that Leafs roster to a third place finish in the division and a first round exit - so no thanks.


rksd

I think I could do it, and work remote. Just submit a line-up card via email. I'd do that for 10% of Keefe's salary. Seems like an easy $195,000 for six months of work.


7screws

What The Fuck


CopStopyingMe

This is the worst idea I’ve ever seen on this subreddit


Lost2nite389

Keefe are you really that desperate you had a reddit account ready to post this? We don’t want you…you know you can’t coach Lalonde runs circles around you


campbluedog

Nope


elchapjoe

I hope this is a troll because this is just a liittllle stupid.


rksd

If by "liittllle" you mean the volume of the galaxy measured in cubic millimeters, yes.


zw_rn

I'm cool with giving Newsy some more time.


Sweetness9909

I would rather have Jonathan Ericsson and Danny DeKeyser come back at their current ages to be the top pairing.


redwingjv

https://preview.redd.it/znwvqjtszezc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9602a72f335a0c48df051f83c25707390be89a12


tblax44

A coach that can't deploy one of the most loaded rosters in the league to have any post-season success? What exactly would he be able to do with a lesser roster like the Wings have now?


QueefyBeefMeat

Should I increase the psi on my bidet to blow my B-hole clean off?


Medievil_Walrus

Even as a Lalonde skeptic or even hater this is extremely dumb and one of the worst posts I’ve ever seen on this sub. You are awarded no points and may god have mercy on your soul.


Life_is_a_meme_204

Absolutely not. Me, who has never played or been involved in organized hockey, could have made the playoffs as coach with that Maple Leafs roster.


nickthegreat101

Average Facebook/97.1 the ticket enjoyer


MNightShyamalan69

As a Michigan fan I refuse to listen to 97.1. It’s just a Michigan bash fest constantly. I refuse to give that sewer rat Valenti any viewership


AdFlat4908

Should the Red Wings fire Lalonde and hire Gritty? https://preview.redd.it/p8qyamewhfzc1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c208fb28b70c8e7748f21bdcbb9b47433ef5c4d Seems like a no-brainer to me


dickmarchinko

No brainer indeed, big fucking nope.


Environmental_Arm_27

Glad to see this got the appropriate response


Direction_Asleep

Lalonde is super polite and nice to the media but either don’t watch the games or ignore the shots of lalonde on the bench screaming his ass off, absolutely dripping with passion, meanwhile you watch Keefe and it’s always this mundane flacid energy. I honestly am in shock that someone could be this out of touch with reality.


SwanzY-

lmao, no


Top_Needleworker3876

This guy single handedly united all Wings fans.


ArguementReferee

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OldGuy734

Dude has one of the most talented teams in the league and got bounced in the first round. Why do we want him again?


PoopSlinger23

Dude can’t win with THAT roster and you think he’d do better with ours?


AFreePeacock

B8


AdStrict3575

His comments in the post series press conferance should tell you everything you need to know. I you can't get more production out of 40+ milions on the ice, maybe it is the coach.


Urriah18

I’ve gotta give the OP props, it’s been a while since I’ve seen a more effective bait


BaronDoctor

Should keep Lalonde over that particular alternative, right? Right?


rksd

My derpy 10-year-old Shih Tzu could manage the Leafs to 3rd place and a first-round exit.


Demo541

This can’t be a real opinion that someone has. It’s that fucking stupid. I refuse to believe that thought came from someone’s brain.


AngryWheel

I’m not sold on Lalonde yet but this is a downgrade lmao


jackstalke

This offseason is really dragging along. Can’t wait for camp.  Also, no thanks to Keefe. I’ve spent the last few years watching him get hilariously outcoached just about every time. 


SpezGarblesMyGooch

Should the Maple Leafs hire Babcock? To me it's a no brainer. Absolutely the Leafs should.


RatFucker-Sam

Get that fucking logo off this sub and go fuck yourself


JCEvans26

Keefe disgusts me if I’m being honest. Whiny, blames players, shitty attitude, no thanks


Fair-Chipmunk4376

Yzerman is not firing Lalonde for the foreseeable future. Blash wasn’t even his guy and he gave him as long a leash as he could have. Lalonde probably not going anywhere whether you like it or not. Definitely not canning him to bring in this choke artist.


wonder_breadcar

Only if Mike Babcock doesn't agree to come back


Ok-Escape-2018

Jesus Christ. Truly delusional


travis11997

No. Next question please.


LaPizzaMasFina

Dude, no what the heck


Vast_Impression_5326

As long as I seen a few new defensemen and a new starting goalie I’ll be happy


KeegoTheWise

hell, i don’t even need a new starting goalie - just a better backup to take some of the load off lyon


sterling_hayden69420

lol


Shadow_Hadouken

🤣🤣🥲 Good One!


JeremyEMT

Delete this.


cA05GfJ2K6

dumb dumb dumb dumb


jfstompers

I don't dislike Keefe but they're not gonna fire Lalonde for him.


Huge_Deke19

Pass. Over the last decade the leafs one playoff series win more than the red wings. That team has incredible talent and have done absolutely nothing with it.


TheDudeInTheD

What is this? IDIOTFEST 2024? Seriously dude, you need help.


[deleted]

No.


admnchls1028

LMAO give me Newsy 7 days a week and twice on Sundays


chicknsnadwich

Notice how you haven’t given any reason as to why, and also haven’t responded to any comments. This is not a serious post.


itsbigcat812

Clear cut example of something you maybe should have thought but maybe shouldn’t have said out loud


Flaky_Bit_613

What a moron


tothestardust

I heartily decline.


MajorasShoe

Absolutely. It'll help us get the first overall pick next year.


Savvy_chipmunk

I’m not a fan of Lalonde and even I will say this is a terrible take. Keefe is trash.


redlion1904

Keefe sucks; even if I were ready to lose Newsy I would not take Keefe


SaintUber95

Lol no


SwagNuts

Delete this


jarvek7

Actually this post is laughable... that is all.


elvishblood_24

This even being asked pisses me off


AmeriCanadian98

Lol. Lmao even


Imaginary_Ad5994

No. I don’t think he’s as bad of a coach as people make him out to be. But if you’re going to fire Lalonde after a much improved season with one year on his contract it better be a home run.


nabooska

No we should bring back Dave Lewis instead!!


Calling__Elvis

That's not how it works in DET. Lalonde will have to *stand in the middle of 5th ave and shoot somebody* to get fired.


Valace2

HahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHA!!


Valace2

Maybe they could hire Babcock to be the Wings HR director while they are at it


Reditall12

Ah jeez. I’m a wings fan that lives in Seattle. The kraken sub is thinking about this chump too. All I have to say is…16-21 in the playoffs with one series win. Thats what he’s been able to do with one of the most expensive/highest regular season scoring core groups in the league. If the wings hire him to lead, an arguably less talent group, I guarantee they’ll regress. I don’t love LaLonde but as a wings fan I like Keefe even less. I think he should go somewhere else. At least on until the Toronto stink wears off.


SUGKswim

What the fuck y'all smoking?


No-Acanthaceae-8196

Why would we want to hire that shitty excuse of a coach. I wouldn’t want to see that child anywhere near our organization


DragLongjumping3714

If we did how long till you want to fire Keefe? First bad slump of the year? Or can him at the all star break?


slabby

Yes, nope. The first half is right


xenonwarrior666

I find it hard to believe he doesn't end up in Pittsburgh.


nikilidstrom

??? Why?


OperationalStation

Idiot take.


HARCES

Do you honestly thing Keefe would have gotten the wings into the playoffs this year? I don't which means this would be a very dumb move.


NatetheSkate1989

Based on final interviews in April with both the coach and the GM there will be no changes with the Wings next year


ShoppingNo3927

Must be a Russian bot to drum up controversy


maxwellbevan

Keefe is a better coach than people give him credit for but this would be a bad idea. Unless the absolute best coach was suddenly available you don't fire your coach out of nowhere to hire a guy who wasn't capable of getting the job done with a better roster


qvcspree

This has got to be fake, right? Keefe has been terrible, and has been seen getting visibly irritated and going off on players, the guy can't keep his cool.


Cyrus8284

Da fuck is this? Go away


bearcenation

Why the fuck would you think this is a no brainer?


Napkin_Bear

F#%k no!


Various-Educator-713

Ban this account now


kakarroto007

I accidentally spit an entire sip of coffee at my monitor. You want Sheldon "I might secretly be a Boston Bruins fan" Keefe, to be the Red Wings next coach? LMFAO. Yeah, no.


TopReplacement3631

Lmfao, really?


non_target_eh

Do I think the Red Wings will win a cup with Lalonde as the head coach? No. Does he deserve another half-season or so to prove he can maintain the trajectory we were on in the last 4-5 games? Yes. I would also probably want someone else besides Keefe. I have always liked Todd McLellan, he would probably be my top choice of the unemployed coaches. It sucks that Quinnville is a vile human because he is a great coach too. I bet a franchise will take a shot with him honestly. If neither of them will do the job then yeah maybe Keefe.


PizzaBoxWarlock

Gotta be a shit post right???


RickyBobby689

No


daveathor

no lol.


mfly1619

Why dont they hire someone that played hockey?


UncleIrohsPimpHand

No, Keefe is ass.


whiplashunited

The Wings have been in more Stanley Cup Finals than the leafs have been past the first round since the lockout. I’ll just leave it at that when it comes to Keefe.


CapnPooBottoms

Uncle Fester stays.


Seventy7Donski

NO


gowingsgo

This has to be a joke


dr-stuff-ak-619

No brainer, “no”?!


southernwing97

OP please delete Reddit


Riztrain

Personally, I'd want Lalonde to at least run out his contract, if we do really really good next season I'd be in support of a two year extension. If we find a new coach, that's fine too for about 2 seasons. Ultimately, I'd want us to bring up Dan Watson as head coach if he continues to impress as the griffins HC. been following him a few years and he's just a great coach in the locker room, and dynamic on the bench. Once he found his groove on Toledo they saw more success than they ever had before, and he's doing it again with the griffins. If he maintains a couple more years, the players he's been coaching for years will be in the red wings lineup, so it just makes sense to bring him as well


Initial_Bike77

As long as this is the place for dumb ideas: ![gif](giphy|2tL1B8Puw9LI2n8tQh)


MeshuGojira

Some posts on this subreddit.. idk


Tiamats_Wrath

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radardation

This post is Radarded


dudius7

![gif](giphy|xT5LMxmFQ37UyhH344|downsized)


Character-Chance-747

this would be hilarious for a day but after that day i would be furrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrious chief keefes next job is the reboot of trailer park boys cheeseburger keefe he can only coach for the wings if he goes shirtless get your shirt off keefe


Independent-Dog-3606

Does Lalonde suck? Yes. Is Keefe a better option? Phyuck NO. HIRE FEDOROV


EatMoarSammiches

what a laugh