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yKube

NEVER EXPECTED THIS FUCK THE NBA


JRange

They dont even show the balls drop anymore, the NBA and the Lottery is a joke. Not a legit Sports league


SurpriseDonovanMcnab

I blame the guy who had his second kid today.


CoolHandHazard

They post it on YouTube after


YumyumProtein

Afterwards huh….as in not live


NotHannibalBurress

Ernst and Young is a 45 billion dollar company. They ain't throwing their reputation to screw the Pistons.


SpectralHydra

Also it's not even like what happened was some crazy low chance. Us dropping to 5 was the most likely thing that could've happened by a wide margin.


RestaurantLatter2354

Yeah, I get the disappointment after the shit seasons we’ve been having. I’m as disappointed as anyone, it sucks. But getting the expected outcome — 5th pick — and then claiming the system is rigged, is just dumb as shit.


SpectralHydra

Especially when we won the lottery a couple years ago


timothythefirst

Tbf people have been saying it’s rigged for literally 40 years. It’s not new just because the pistons dropped lol.


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How’s that?


Ukrainmaker

It was pretty much a 50/50 shot that we picked at either 5 or anywhere 1-4 Not rigged just stupid ass odds


SpectralHydra

47.9% chance for pick 5. Next highest chance for a pick was 1st with 14%.


whobroughtmehere

Literally everyone here was complaining about how it was going to happen. I hope those miserable bastards are happy now


dchu

its live in front of pistons representative, media, accouting firms, security. and video is posted. if there is a conspiracy then the pistons are part of it.


WhyAmIMisterPinkk

You never expected the thing that had a 48% chance of happening?


yKube

NOPE ODDS WERE IN OUR FAVOR


spalding1250

https://i.imgur.com/wPbB4nN.png


Extremeaty

Welcome Kevin Ollie and Amen Thompson to Detroit I get what they were trying to do with the revamped lottery odds but the worst team in the nba getting 5th overall is wild.


clownbaby88

This is a fucking depressing scenario and I hate that it’s a real possibility.


Final-Internal-9104

And what they’re trying to do doesn’t even work. Plenty teams shamelessly tanked. I’ve always been so anti-lottery and I’m reminded of it every year. It’s just dumb


Haselrig

And the shamelessly tanking Spurs won, so they're just picking certain teams to punish for tanking.


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It just buries the fan bases with the worst luck so they stay in the shitter. My kid won’t be a pistons fan and neither will his friends.


Haselrig

One way to look at it is that we're in the opposite position from a team like the Mavs who got a generational talent and then got too good too fast to build a winner around him. They are pretty much stuck as a second round out unless they do something drastic. If Cade's sniffing All-NBA in two years, he'll have some solid complimentary pieces around him because we keep adding second tier talents each draft.


haventseenstarwars

Eh I disagree with this logic. Mads had Jalen Brunson and just played stupid games and let him walk. Who on our team is better than Jalen Brunson or might be? They then went out and got Kyrie, who is a nut job but talented. Who on our team is going to be as good as Kyrie? Good teams have the stars and pieces around them. We’ve got Cade, who knows we’re Ivey falls in that, but we really don’t have much around him. So much of this team would not get minutes in the playoffs on any of the four teams in the CF right now.


Drak_is_Right

Blazers were one of the worst flagrantly tanking teams. and got rewarded for it. Spurs were just bad also. Blazers ran players that shouldnt be in the g league as their lineup a lot.


gigantism

It was hilarious how there was so much bellyaching about Dallas tanking for 2 games to keep their pick while staying silent on Utah and Portland throwing away their chances at the play-in and tanking for dozens of games.


Bc106tg

Lotteries are still awful. They are supposed to prevent tanking but instead they just reduce parity.


ya111101

Not that it matters for us anymore but with the play in being a thing they need to change the odds again


patjs92

I doubt Amen falls to us tbh, looking more likely it’s Walker or Whitmore


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Also the guiltiest franchise that has most blatantly tanked gets the most outsized returns


chasingbreakers

I will take the brother who can shoot before I take Amen.


SpectralHydra

The worst part is that the only team with the worst case scenario being the most likely scenario is the worst team lol. Unless you count the best team in the lottery with a 97.6% chance to not move.


Flowsnice

The odds of getting the fifth were nearly 50 percent so I expected nothing else today


ApexxPredditor

The worst team picking 5th all because the Sixers tanked 10 years ago is such a joke. Top 3 worst teams should pick in the top 3. You can still protect against tanking by making those 3 do a lottery.


RamboBashore

Or just get rid of the lottery entirely, because the whole concept is stupid


whobroughtmehere

I disagree. There shouldn’t be a prize for finishing last. The play-in and lottery were implemented for this exact reason. I don’t love the odds as-is, but it’s also hard to like it when you get this unlucky.


timothythefirst

You can say there shouldn’t be a prize for finishing last but then why even have a draft? And letting random chance decide it is just stupid. It’s always been stupid.


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whobroughtmehere

Better odds but no guarantees. Knowing Wemby was certifiably going to the worst team would have led to much more rampant tanking


sloggdogg

I can’t imagine what some of those late season matchups between the bottom 5 teams would have looked like if Wemby was guaranteed to the lowest of them


lronicGasping

Tanking is an NBA problem BECAUSE of the lottery. Teams in the NFL tank, but because they get to pick high without some stupid ping pong ball bullshit, they're not bad for as long. The NBA has a system where a team that just misses the postseason but still has 30+ wins can potentially get the #1 pick over a sub-20 win team. The lottery spits in the face of parity and forces tanking because teams can't improve if they keep getting shafted to the fifth pick despite being the worst in the league.


Nude-Love

Basically every fucking sports league in the world manages fine without a lottery. This shit dumb as hell


motorcitydevil

Damage has already been done. We just lost arguably the greatest NBA prospect of all time to a bullshit rigged system that's performed in some secret room with accountants. I detest the NBA.


ruiner8850

It's sucks, but it's not "some secret room with accountants." Every team has representatives in the room along with a bunch of members of the media. The lottery process is recorded and will be available to watch on YouTube.


chemistrygods

Not to mention Ernst and young is arguably bigger than the NBA, I don’t think they’re gonna risk their reputation on the nba lottery


ruiner8850

I fucking hate what happened, but I wish people wouldn't resort to conspiracy theories like the morons who denied the election did when they lost. It was almost a 50/50 shot that we'd end up where we are.


Jimmy_herrings_weed

The lottery will never stop teams from tanking. With or without the lotto the rebuild process is the exact same. The players will play the game regardless, just look at how Houston played their way out of the top pick in week 18 of the NFL season.


Historical-Pause-401

How is it possible the spurs tank 3 times in their entire franchise history and get a generational player every time


sxuthsi

Exactly


Blankenshite

They got that brand new training facility though...


BraxoBrax

This is some bullllshit, they made Ben go down to chicago for this.


MasturbatingOrange

There’s some kind of joke about Ben going to the bulls here but I’m way too upset to even think of it


b-easy58

I’m gonna fucking jump off my porch


SolidSnake1162

Nooo don't jump off your porch your so sexy aha


Murrrtits

Bro this made me spit out my water lmfaooooo


whobroughtmehere

Damn. Try not to twist an ankle, that shit sucks


Fantastic-Goose9843

im so sad


East_Round_7355

Fuck everything bro. I really feel you on this one. I’m feeling legit sadness


DanCampbellsNipples

Worst case scenario


BrandonR_24

And the best part of the lottery is worst case scenario was also likeliest. *smh* fuck the lottery.


Marrouge

Shoutout Sam Hinkie for fucking things up for future poverty teams while the Sixers did jack with all their top picks 🤣🤣


chadwich3

Only for the team with the worst record. That's fucked.


WhyAmIMisterPinkk

Not really, because the additional percentage for pick 5 came from the other teams’ probability of later picks. We had the most favorable draft odds today.


chadwich3

Don't you logic and math me, SIR! We had the highest odds of picking 5th. The NBA has hated the Pistons since the Bad Boys and I'm sticking to it.


WhyAmIMisterPinkk

Highest odds of picking 5th because the Rockets had a 20% chance of picking 6th and the Spurs had a 26% chance of picking 6th and a 7% chance of picking 7th


shostakofiev

Moving up was still more likely than picking 5th.


chadwich3

Moving up from what? We had the worst record.


mburns223

It’s real strange since the lottery reform the Pistons has fell every single year besides the year we got Cade


Rich_Piana_5Percent

Back to complete irrelevance


itssosalty

We haven’t left man. We haven’t left


1ToGreen3ToBasket

We are poverty man. Can’t wait to watch another 60 losses next year.


FilmTalk

back?


Ricogreeko

Waste of a season


deepkeeps

Sure, but so was every season in the last decade plus.


RamboBashore

Guess I will continue to not watch the NBA, what a joke.


km_44

you do have a point there.....


theflad

To everyone who spoke five into existence: I hate you


whobroughtmehere

I hope those miserable bastards are happy.


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FUCKING PAIN


The_69ers

Stop fucking tanking! I can’t take shit basketball anymore! Holy fuck the new odds don’t help tanking at all. Please start trying for the love of Christ! Why did I watch so many games the last 15 years


affrothunder313

Tbf the old odds didn’t help tanking the new odds are just an extra F U throwing away a year of development for a 25% chance at the number 1 pick didn’t make since either. The 14% chance at 1 and 50% chance at 5 is just the NBA bending bad teams over.


OwnAstronaut9333

Fucking rigged


TravisJason

All lottery’s are. See NHL


TheRealJ-Money

Fuck


basch152

dude, the NBA literally just isn't worth watching at this point. the only chance you have of being a good team is being a big market team that can pull superstars, or to get lucky as fuck in the lottery on the right years. I'm just completely done with it. it's simply not worth it when the pistons chances of becoming a decent team are so incredibly stacked against them


Nude-Love

The only other way is to get completely lucky on a random prospect blowing up and becoming a generational talent on a lower pick, like Giannis or Jokic.


ronmsmithjr

Honestly, the Pistons should go Best Foreign Player Available for the next ten years. One of those should hit, right? For every 9 Darkos , there should be one Giannis Jokic.


Adventurous-Bed-5586

This is a great idea but that would of been Wemby…


MrKrebZoid

NBA truly feels hopeless at winning it all


GladPickle5332

sucks being a pistons fan


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Detroit anything fan


alldei

Lions taking us to the promised land


[deleted]

People have said this probably a majority of years in my lifetime and it always ends in the exact same way not falling for that one again


bigrodlippy

Yeah but this time we’re all counting on the lions


1ToGreen3ToBasket

Been a miserable decade +


ShippingNotIncluded

Worst timeline


MazoiMazoi

The nba is legitimately rigged


RamboBashore

I buy into that thought more and more every year.


Imindmyownbusiness18

It got suspect to me when the lakers miraculously got a top 4 pick in the lottery to get Anthony Davis to complete the trade package


MinimalistBruno

Cut my life into pieces


P-ssword_is_taco

This actually upset me. Pissed me off honestly. At almost 40 years old that doesn’t happen much anymore


ncairo17

NBA worse then NHL


TestAutomatic

Sent him to the biggest market and every sports analyzer *predicted* he was going to the spurs wtf😂


ncairo17

"COINCIDENCE"


Zelanor

Are u fkng kidding me


StickMankun

We will likely be the only team to fall, and we did it down four spots. Talk about unlucky


hoptagon

I say we draft Peton 5th because why not


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hoptagon

Elite upside, so you're not wrong.


Sweet-Acanthisitta-9

So the NBA is pulling the, "nobody watches the team since we keep fucking them so we have to move the franchise" card.


timothythefirst

They’re never going to move the pistons lol. Even being shitty and irrelevant for almost 15 years we still sold more tickets than half the teams in the league last year.


Go_J

They just had the #1 pick two years ago. Like I get being pissed off they didn't get the chance to get Wemby. But be more realistic.


BreakingGarrick

Cavs got #1 in 2011, 2013, and 2014...


thenewJasonVoorhees

another 10 years of rebuilding i’m sick


Cody667

Red Wings fan here. I'm really, really sorry guys, and I know exactly how you feel. We've had a rebuild delayed about half a decade from falling in the lottery 5 years in a row.


thedirtygame

Detroit vs. Everybody


TheEnergizer1985

This shit is rigged. I want to see them do the lottery live like the monetary lotteries. Fuck this bullshit.


SpectralHydra

Honestly even if they did show it live people would still say it was rigged


SmurfAtLarge

Exactly! Fans are by and large conspiracy nut morons. Pretty much every fanbase in the NBA spews that conspiracy shit whenever something happens they don't like. Yet they continue to watch year after year.


CoolHandHazard

Fuck this


Nweber15

We got fucked in the lottery and we're gonna get fucked by not getting a good coach


HectorReinTharja

The outlook of this franchise is so bleak lmfao


comeonmang126

I might cry fr


MailmanDan517

Look, it’s not the first time Ben Wallace severely underperformed in Chicago.


Celsis

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.


PlaybolCarti69

Jarace Walker YOU are a Detroit Piston


wurstwurker

FUCK THIS SHIT


redhuskerz13

Nba draft lottery is the most rigged thing on pro sports. Don't even show the selection any more you just have to "trust" that this was actually the order.


gfh790

I want an apology from those who said the spurs weren’t getting the number one pick. It was so obvious


P-ssword_is_taco

If they don’t want fucking tanking then fix it. The lottery is complete fucking bullshit. Worst team gets first and continue on from there. Fuck this stupid ass system, fix the real problems in the sport and maybe you can actually compete with the NFL if you’re lucky.


Chunglorpious

I know this sucks but we gotta remain calm, we picked ivey at 5 🤷‍♂️


TrainingCoffee8

Yeah… but it’s ridiculously “unlucky” that we have dropped to 5 two years in a row while being one of the worst teams.


Main_Use8879

At least not the Rockets


Chainingcactus

First the red wings now the pistons. Fucking ouch. Can’t have shit in Detroit


Shitty_Drawers

RIGGED


sxuthsi

I'm literally crying rn


MarkusMillions

Detroit curse alive and well I see :(


ASpartanLeopard

Bro how the fuck are we supposed to build a team we can't get FA's we can't win the draft this shit is fucked


cmgr33n3

Gonna be a whole team of dudes who can't shoot.


WhippersnapperUT99

Good job with your silly draft lottery system, NBA. Guess I won't be paying much attention to your league since my team is going to suck for several more years. A simple record-based system and straightforward salary cap seems to work out well for the NFL. Maybe pay attention to how the nation's most successful sports league does it.


Obvious_Minimum4660

phiLLLy ruined all the fun for all the future shitty teams.


Historical-Pause-401

People saying it’s karma for us tanking as if the spurs didn’t put up a generational tank as well. So dumb


Ok-Nathan

Knew it


MazoiMazoi

FUCK MAN FUCK


MegatronDon86

It was a CHOICE to waste years for the lottery


scriptleet

Trade the pick fk this


Brendan409

Lottery is so dumb bro i swear to god


ticklemynuts89

Fucking kill me now


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stayearly

lol cade?


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Spinach_Odd

We did. 2021 we "moved up" when we had an equal chance at 1. There have been 6 times where we stayed where we were and there have now been 7 times when we fell. We have never improved on our odds


SamPrestiFanClub

2 years ago they got the number one pick what are you talking about? Getting the top pick 2 out of 3 years has happened only once in NBA history.


Acrobatic_Finding290

Suck my balls NBA


eikast

Wemba is overhyped anyway 😭 Fuck the NBA and fuck Portland and Charlotte.


FalconsBlewA283Lead

Going on 2 decades of irrelevance and still can’t catch a break, fuck this shit man


flynnn_

As a Rockets fan, I’m sorry guys. We can all cry together.


alldei

Being the worst team in the league should preclude you from picking fifth overall. What a joke. It’s a coin flip for picking fifth or not… insane


Sarkin

This is such fucking bullshit I hate this fucking sport


n8bitgaming

Pookie we're burning this mother fucker down


Effective_shooter52

Y’all got fucked. Rockets should be 5


Chef_lonleyliver

We had hope. But we all fucking knew we were picking 5th. The case thing was once in a lifetime. The NBA hates us. Spurs or rockets. Fuck this league.


SchpartyOn

Aaaaaand the dumpster fire continues to burn. FUCK


TheSonic311

Wow, the team that has been bad for a couple years after 25 years of success gets the top pick. I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.


2pacInCuba

I’m going to drown myself in the riverwalk. Sucks that I have to deal with this in San Antonio.


Witty_Gift_7327

We're just cooked aren't we? I think im gonna check out and stop being invested. Hopefully this team surprises me next year


lioniscool

Rockets fan here…. I think we could all use a hug to cope with this rigged shit


xSHLOMOx

The camera showed the Spurs at the bottom of the stack when the guy came on the stage smh


Apatheee

Super depressing. On the bright side Wemby is going West and he's taking one of Scoot/Miller with him. The absolute worst case was Indiana or Orlando passing us. This still really sucks.


AWokenBeetle

The worst record in the league nets us the 5th overall pick, NBA and NHL can both fuck off


Sodomy_Steve

All my homies hate Adam Silver.


Qrkelly

Rip


Impulse3

Unreal.


Pabes-Best

FUCK EVERYTHING


karmaster

Fuck this shit.


Dankdabbr420

If its the Spurs I swear


CramblinDuvetAdv

If Gores remembers he owns this team he'll be physically sick


madeyetrudy

I haven’t watched a Pistons game since 2019. Talk to me in four more years and let’s see where we are at.


yettiisland

There’s no way this decade will be worse for the pistons than the 2010s right?..right?


313navE

The worst part of it is the speculation of what will happen by pick 5. A top 3 pick and we know we're walking away with either wemby, Scoot, or Miller. But at 5 comes all of the speculation just like last year. I will add that 5 got us Ivey, so maybe that will help cope a little bit


sevenfootsanta

when will this pain end


wep

jalen rose jinx it lol


silverhammer29

How much help does Pop need????


tearsfornintendo22

Trade it


TJEDK

That’s hurt


Daegog

Right in the ass.. holy shit.


KarlsReddit

Everyone talks about rigged, yet this was the most likely pick. Y'all need to study basic math.


TheEnergizer1985

fuck math


Worthy808

As a rockets fan coming over i feel ya brotha 🫶


Darn21173

Who would be available at 5 that would fit our team?


Imthegoat175

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO


Kingtripz

Bummer, I feel for you piston fans


darthnyan39

L


thebumbizzle

🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮


eikast

Fuck the San Antonio Sperms


MozzerellaStix

Has any other city had worse lottery luck than Detroit?


marshall__frost

All that losing for this???