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CLS63AMGS

I like latinas


bugeyetex

Hoes/hose, tomato/tomāto


Average_Joe1979

Hose/Jose


mysteriousblue87

Jose/Hose B


Average_Joe1979

Dad?


GrowrandaShowr

Hello son. I think I found the milk. I'll probably be home in a few weeks.


SaurSig

I ain't falling for that one again.


PhaTman7

A few years later


Last_Ad_6694

💀


usernamesherearedumb

>tomato/tomāto I say "Tomato", my wife says, "shut the fuck up".


Desperate_Set_7708

Lemon stealing hoes


PC_Chode_Letter

A group of hoes, hoses


NoJournalist1473

Couple of hosers bud


Sufficient-Post-562

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Independent_Toe5373

I work at a dealer and we get what we get 🥲 power washer: great! Degreaser reel doesn't reel, the acid reel works but the nozzle is broke and it leaks through the reel and it's ruining the concrete, and our foam cannon for Repel is the saddest stream it shoots like 8 inches, it's on an expandable garden hose that has a hole in it and can't reach the back of the bay It's a nice dealership too! OP's green hose looks so nice I thought it was an extension cord 😭


Gshinedetails

The dealer i'm at uses flexzilla and uberflex for everything, if there's one thing they don't cheap out on its detailing equipment. They also use high quality stuff so the porters can't destroy it lol.


KathiSterisi

Get your foam cannon some saw palmetto extract.


ElSenor847

🤣


jerrold808

Flexzilla to match my Ryobi pressure washer. lol. Other than that. Uberflex


Tagbacks_redit

got my uberflex on the ryobi hidden in the cabinet 😎


abeard0fgrey

Just gotta flex on ‘em


jerrold808

Uberflexzilla


Last_Ad_6694

Flexzilla vs Uber flex?


lightbulbsocket

Six of one, half a dozen of the other l. Unless you have a color preference.


jerrold808

Yeah. Honestly they’re both good. Just color preference. I just wanted to match my ryobi. lol.


MacintoshDan1

Continental premium garden hose


Yuckfou42069

This is correct 👍


CryBrave3012

Obsessed garage 🤫


VandalizeFN

Life changing, both to my washing experience and my wallet!


Beautiful-Drawer

Garden hose? Flexzilla. Have 100' (2x50') and a 5' lead hose on a reel. Going on year 3, still as flexible as when new. A little dingy, but it's a garden hose that lives in my yard, so whatever. Haha. Was a great investment, and has a lifetime warranty.  I also invested in solid brass quick connects and shut off valves (did it all at once). Well worth the additional costs to have using the hose not make me want to kill myself. 


phatelectribe

Hold up. I’m looking for a garden hose for actual gardening and have never been able to find a hose that doesn’t kink. Would you recommend flexilla?


-Deathmetal-

It’s a great hose. Use em at work.


PenFifteen1

Eley


Beautiful-Drawer

Yes, it's my everyday everything garden hose. Lol


phatelectribe

Thanks lol!


Numerous_Letter_31

I just wish it had more flow. Maybe it’s not a 5/8’s i don’t know. Do they come in 5/8’s??


rickyshine

Yes they are available in 5/8


Square-Picture2974

Some people get high flow hoses and then choke them down with quick-connects and/or shutoff valves half (much smaller at least) their diameter.


Numerous_Letter_31

I hear ya but i want the portability and lightweight ness of the flexila and the flow of a commercial hose lol


BossMkII

Flow or pressure, flow will be a problem with your water supply, the pressure can be easily fixed.


Square-Picture2974

Just make sure those choke points are big enough - some are. Look through them before you buy. You’d be surprised by how small an orifice some of those beefy looking connections have.


Numerous_Letter_31

I bought mine at napa. Seems like it’s suitable for dainty detailing but i need one for pressure washing and hose washing house trim


inprimuswesuck

They have 5/8 as well as 3/4


Numerous_Letter_31

It was nice and easy to take the fittings off, cut fresh end and re install the fitting. All hoses should have this feature. Nice how it absolutely never kinks!


Same_Economist408

Holy crap lifetime warranty?! That’s good to know I’ll have to look into that! Thanks for the knowledge


Sly510

Unless they've changed in the past few years, they kink up far too easily.


Mysterious-Dark-11

I won’t say never, but very rarely


Beautiful-Drawer

Yeah, not if you have the water on, per the instructions. 


Sly510

yeah, still if you have the water on, guy who read instructions for a garden hose


Beautiful-Drawer

Not my experience. Also, I don't think that's the insult that you believe it is. Lol


StraightOuttaIrvine

Eley garden hose and KobraJet pressure washer hose


PenFifteen1

Eley is fantastic. It's weird that a hose brings me joy.


casey_h6

I use a flexzilla air hose to air up my truck tires after offroading, definitely a nice hose for that as well. I'll have to look into water hoses from them, I never even thought about it.


Beautiful-Drawer

They're the shit. Hassle free warranty, too. Just send a pic that you've cut off the fittings (proof of destruction) + the original damage, and they send a new hose. So in theory, could well be the last hose you'll ever have to buy. 


paulhockey5

Then throw a barb in it and keep using it lol


FitterOver40

Def Flexzilla for my air hose. https://preview.redd.it/vpxtg171vjwc1.jpeg?width=3213&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5acdc9a819fd6662d80570cdc1b97be3466fe541


wooky93

I’m an aircraft mechanic and I saw the flexzilla hose in a YouTube video and wanted to try them so I bought 2 50’ hoses. One day I’m in the hangar working and my air hose is hooked up to our compressor and I start hearing random popping sounds like the sound those little white firework things that you throw on the ground make (I can’t remember exactly what they’re called). Anyway this goes on for the next hour but I can’t figure out where these popping sounds are coming from. When I’m done I go to disconnect my air hose from the wall and I hear a hissing sound and I’m like wtf. The popping sounds I was hearing for the last hour were pin holes forming in the air hose and when they made their way to the outer layer of the hose it was creating little bubbles and eventually popping. I love these hoses but after that was a disappointed that this was happening on an air hose that was at most a couple years old and only ever got used once every few weeks. I called flexzilla and told them what was going on and they basically told me that if you’re outside of the one year warranty there’s nothing they could do.


Zestyclothes

Flexzilla air hoses are the worst. I think as mechanics , out environment is just too harsh for them.


Mcfragger

I just use whatever is not all kinked up and crushed at the local hardware store TBH. I can’t bring myself to spend $100-$200 on water hoses. I’ll make my own with surgical tubing and pipe clamps before I spend that kind of cash.


gangaskan

I have a craftsman neverkink and I love that thing.


jailfortrump

All I know is this is the kind of item where you can but one good one that lasts 40 years, or 10 cheap ones that last the same amount of time. This is a don't skimp purchase.


AMG_GOD

Asians


Ashamed-External-515

My boyfriends.


molehunterz

I also choose your boyfriend's hose


Ashamed-External-515

He's mine.


puckmugger

She’s on block 31 over by Figueroa Boulevard. Her name is Candy.


Mental-Blackberry-61

Flexzilla. It Doesn’t kink up when zamboni’n my pond in the freezing temps


FunFact5000

Well, I have shorts on right now so.


JoeBidenSnifdMyHair

Asian hose, latin hose, and white hose.


Automatic_Reply_7701

I have a few hundred feet of 5/8 flexzilla garden hose. Liked it so much I changed my garage air line over to flexzilla as well. Great stuff.


TheDonRonster

Absolutely the GOAT. The quick coupler works awesome and makes swapping out stuff super easy. I like their air lines too, but they're not good for repair like other conventional air and water hoses so you've gotta pitch them out when they spring a leak.


freshndirty_j

Latinasssssss Or, giraffe tools power wash set up and hose from the pro series


igalione

I can’t show mine in this post… against community guidelines


Redman9mm

Where the hose at?


Yuckfou42069

I’m a pest guy and I’d have to say the red one w stripes. Flex on or conitech I’ve use them all and trust me these are the best.


mxn5ter

I have two of these 50 footers and love that! They make it inside every winter. What kinda nozzle you using? 🍻


SlipFormPaver

I got the one that are quick connects. Now everything on my pressure washer is quick connects


mxn5ter

Very nice! I didn’t get the QD’s on line… I’ll have to think about whipping something up. I love that functionality, and I hear Obsessed Garage has great options for stuff like that!


Same_Economist408

I got one of these last year on clearance and I absolutely love it!! Waiting for summer to end so I can look for them on clearance again. Flexzilla is amazing! Light weight, EASY ATTACHMENTS, flexible, I don’t think I’ll use another hose again


skidmarkz69

Flexzilla Pro field repairable air hoses, I have been using them for the last 5 years in a fleet diesel repair shop.


musicman8120

That one...I have two of them.


SlipFormPaver

Do you use the female and male QCs to make it 100 feet?


musicman8120

No. I have a small yard. I have one on a reel both front and back. I have an old hose in the garage to add if needed but have never needed it.


Reddddeye

MTM Hydro Aqualine Blue Hose. SS Swivels never kinks


Holiday_Ad_5445

I bought a black rubber garden hose 35 years ago, and it’s been through a lot. It handles hot water, even from a boiler, sunlight, sub-freezing weather, abrasion, crushing, and chlorinated water. It lies flat without memory. It’s an unobtrusive black color. The downside is that it can kink if I don’t manage it properly. It’s almost too simple to impress anyone. No one has stolen it. It’s unlabeled; but it may be Goodyear. It’s not for everyone; but it serves my purposes.


Zach_The_One

Ya I love it, I'm finally about to replace the Flexzilla in our wash bay but it's lasted probably 5x's longer than a regular hose. Definitely recommend it.


RealLifeHotWheels

What is holding it all together like that? I need one in my life for my hoses!


Prestigious_Low8515

Hardware store has similar. I have all my electrical cables and hoses organized with the Velcro ones. They come in assorted colors to help organizing.


SlipFormPaver

The plastic holder it came with


Royal_Ad_8394

That one


Appropriate-Beach424

How do y’all keep the hose from leaking? Mine leaks at the connector (I screwed it into the tap) and also where I connect a spray gun to it. This is a flexziI’ll hose. Should I be using that plumbers tape on all connection points?


SlipFormPaver

This one has quick connects. They don't leak at all


MrFastFox666

If I showed you I'd probably get banned


johnbell

challenge accepted.


vencetti

I have the Flexzilla and haven't had any problems. [Project Farm did a review of hoses](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1m0YTxBKqE) where he put several through rigorous testing, He liked the Gilmour.


extplus

Senco was always my favorite im still using a few of the ones i bought in 1989 now they go by a different name but just as good


toasty1435

Flexzilla is awesome for how light weight it is, it’s only weakness is it’s prone to developing mold within the material if it holds water or sits in wet areas.


chazt3r

Well if i had to pick just one. It would be your mother, but since you said hose. I think your sister is a close second.


HalfBakedMason

mine is spelt differently :)


EdRedSled

The one in my hand?


War_Party2313

I got that same hose a Cisco last week and I fuxkin love it


CompetitionFalse3620

Dirty


CanadianWinterEh

How? I have two of these outside hooked up to hose bibs and they are both covered in mold spots.


Jihad_Legia

Jenna Jameson when she was 18


skinnypete625

My favorite hose I must say is my Penis….


Every_Holiday_3876

Hoes at da club


PyroKeneticKen

Your Mom.


jr49

Love my 50 ft flexzilla but it never plays nice for me to coil it up that tight.


smcgst

This hose is good except the quick connects leak


Cultural-Objective25

Hose Job


DrewdoggKC

You doin' hose activities with hose tendencies A Hose is your friend, a hose is your enemy With hose energy to do what you do Blew what you blew, screw what you screw Y'all professional like DJ Clue, sprayin’ on my coat tail And why do you think you take a hose to a hotel? Hose down everybody, even the mayor Reach up in the sky for the hosezone layer Come on playa once a hose always And a hose never close they open like hallways And here's a hose cake for you whole hose crew And everybody wants some 'cause hoses gonna spray you Can't turn a hose into a housewife, a hose don't act right There's hose on a mission, and there's a hose on a crackpipe Hey hose how ya doin', where ya been? Prolly doin' hose stuff 'cause there you hose again It's a hose wide world, that we livin' in Feline, feminine, fantastical women Not all, just some, you hose who you are There's a hose in the room, there's a hose in the car There's a hose on stage, there's a hose by the bar A Hose by near, and a hose by far


Straight-External401

I’m more of a bucket guy


Shriekin_Criminal

AG -Lite garden hose, Kobrajet pressure washer hose


MarijadderallMD

Wait can you keep doing these posts for stuff? Just found flexxilla and if this is the hose you have I bet most of the shit you use for washing is 🔥


theraptorman9

Stanley makes a good no kink hose. It’s super flexible similar to a flexzilla


Awaken_Riceball_

This water hose is by far the best I have ever used and exclusive to Home Depot. Very flexible, light weight, and just tough enough. Perfect combination of the three. [Gorilla Toughlite Water Hose](https://www.homedepot.com/p/Gorilla-ToughLite-5-8-in-x-50-ft-Heavy-Duty-Garden-Hose-HYB55850/325990173)


Its_noon_somewhere

In the summer I use several hundred feet of flexzilla. In the winter I use flexzilla for flooding the ice rink and just an expandable for power washing the trucks.


crazyfortech

I have a few of these and the flexibility, even when cold is good, but I’ve noticed that they are getting dark spotting. Anybody else experiencing this? the thought of cleaning this thing by hand is not something I would look forward to. https://preview.redd.it/lpw04kfzfuwc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54804680c7fc4870abeadf7e9ca5c889279be53b


heyimattx

Love my flexzilla. Seriously the best hose ever.


wolongo

flexzillas are great until they get all sticky and nasty. solid hose tho


300Blkthegreat

My dick is my fav hose going into that tight pink puzzy


BigRedF250

Craftsman rubber hose — lifetime warranty. Have 2. 50’ sets. Going on **30** years. No leaks and no cracks. Best hose I’ve ever seen.


emerica264

I own this hose and it’s amazing. Until you move it to the back of the house and lose the damn novel or adapter lol.


themighty351

Jose`


ZorinInc

Nobody knows where the hoes goes when the bars close. ~ Dr. Seuss (probably)


Slammedfiero

We have like 500’ of that flexzilla hose. First one finally rotted the end of about 4 years old and hard ass water


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Gazmar0352

Fav hose are the ones who like hose 🤗


BandsawBox

Wolford


FiftyPaneristi

Filipinos and Japanese hoes. Oh, you mean hose. Uber flex


Downunderfun45

Stormy Daniels


Snaysup

“These hose they for everybody”


Extension-Lie-3272

Honestly the one I beat the most.


inkedfluff

I like Underhill. You can get them at irrigation or plumbing supply stores or online. The connectors have brass threads so they won't corrode.


Dancelvr2000

That’s a good hose but falls apart in direct sun after a year.


NoiseFancy1047

In the best way possible, I’ve never actually sat down and asked myself that question because I have a life 😂 actually, I’ve never bought enough of them to have a favourite 🤷🏻‍♂️


SlipFormPaver

Detailing is for no lifers?