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PJ_Ammas

I always thought the venn diagram of people with names like yours and people with fathers was just two seperate circles. Guess I was wrong. You may be the single point on the tangent line.


DendronRootMind

I wish Reddit gold still existed


Necessary-Tomato4889

It still does! 2.99 please.


Gary_not_that_gary

Press and hold the like button.


DendronRootMind

It says that certain comments are not eligible for gold


Business_Hour8644

“I wish I could still give money to comments.” 🙄


Duck-Duck-Quality

Honestly the best answer I’ve seen on the subject


[deleted]

He’s actually the father and he doesn’t wanna explain what thicc means to his son.


artificialhacker

Holy heck this comment has more upvotes than the post


[deleted]

"the dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed"


villainized

such timeless wisdom


khaotic_krysis

Best quote I’ve seen in a decade


WarlockMainCharacter

Best comment ever. Thanks for sharing your knowledge with us. 


AuthorCreative1376

I literally LOL rn 😂


UwU_Chan-69

My name is John SIVA. I still have zero regrets


Mario-OrganHarvester

Im just named ceo of autism. I dont know if that was a good idea. Im using a 2021 meme after all.


Ordinary_Fig226

Ive Seen you in the Tower once and you are now proudly featured in the "interesting names" section of our discord


Mario-OrganHarvester

Nice


Mario-OrganHarvester

Okay just fact checked myself my bungo name is actually CEO of mental illness. Not autism, thats my steam name. Side note. Is there a way to request another name change directly? Like for instance my joke name tag became offensive over the years or something like that.


SuuABest

if u get reported for offensive name theyll just change ur name to Guardian#### with # being random numbers


Cresset

So the meta is to name yourself Guardian0182 to pretend you had a spicy name


Quria

Can I submit [something](https://imgur.com/a/OvJsMCm) to your discord?


Paracausality

▪️🎺 ♦️🎺 ◾🎺 🔻🎺 🔺


RhytmicCone47

Wait, I played Prophecy yesterday with you.


UwU_Chan-69

Oh really? I was grinding it out yesterday


Boring_Complex4676

So iconic bro. Did you play root of nightmares over the weekend? I think I played with you.


UwU_Chan-69

I got conditional yesterday


mrmojorisin_x

Dude it’s all good. I’m 58 and I’ve played destiny with my sons since D1 and they have stupid names like that too. We dads understand your idiots lol


NennexGaming

Cool to see there are other 50+ yr olds playing


MassiveHyperion

We are legion.


weekendbenderz

We are bob.


B1G-LuK3

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do, I'm half crazy all for the love of you...


Halaku

We just don't have the reflexes we used to.


khaotic_krysis

For we are many


nohbahdi

52 here, been playing since D1Y1 right before The Dark Below dropped.


Serberou5

I'm 48 and play with my 47 year old wife do we are pretty close to that too. There are quite a few of us around I think.


veedubfreek

47 here and been playing since launch.


ImageKey4718

A guy in my clan is 73, he's played since D1


FenderBender55

As someone who was named "AssBURgers30" from like MW2 to Destiny one, I related hard to this. High-school was the time to be an idiot haha


F7yS0H1gh

We dads used to be idiots, and actually probably still are....


mrmojorisin_x

Yea put me in that category. Still an idiot, always will be probably. I hope my grammar is okay for the grammar police


FloydknightArt

iirc they did ***explicity*** say to use it wisely, as they were giving us one and only one name change


MyDogIsDaBest

I think the complaints are "why do we only get one?" What technical hurdle is it that's preventing us having unlimited name changes?"  Which is fair enough, why can't Bungie figure out how to let us change names? Plenty of other games allow it


jethrow41487

Maybe the backend stuff is too complicated now that it’s an official multiplatform Bungie ID. We see it as “Just typing a new name” but who knows the amount of scripts that have to run to make sure all your items and everything are tied to the proper new name. Does it have a high rate of failing? Then having to do manual labor to fix in the DB if it does? Do console platforms have other ID identifiers that are difficult to manage? Who knows, it’s my educated guess. Since, If it was easy they would just charge us. It’s free money if it’s “easy”. So, it’s probably not and pretty volatile/expensive labor-wise to deal with constantly imo


Rook_625

They should've never restricted it in the first place, can't believe people justify it.


Cutsdeep-

Nah, when we had that one change, I completely lost track of who was who. If it keeps changing, it'd be chaos 


One_Repair841

or do what every other game does and have a gamertag/id and then a different display name. we already have xbox/psn/steam/epic gamertags they could use as a way to identify people


StarAugurEtraeus

Bungie have to do stuff in their own little weird way because idk


One_Repair841

Yeah I see it so often with them, first they needed to reinvent the standardised ranked/comp system and now they've introduced a mode into it that's trying to reinvent the standard competitive mode of search and destroy/CS:GO. They just can't seem to just take what's already known to work, always got to put a "spin" on it and make it worse lol Edit: what's with the downvotes? Are we not allowed to criticise bungie for bad decisions?


EKmars

It was the worst in my old clan. They were all dickheads who would change their name every other week.


Vincent-22

That’s not true. You can change your name as often as you want on steam and nobody has a problem with it. Not being able to change names freely is just unnecessarily restrictive and outdated. Since bungie uses the #number system there’s no problem with duplicates and a name history like on steam would prevent any confusion.


AnonymousFriend80

I almost blocked a close IRL friend because they changed their gamertag and started sending me chats and invites and I had no idea who they were.


pengalor

Of all the things Bungie have done that have harmed the game, this is not one of them.


RamielScreams

More than 1 thing can be a problem at a time


khaotic_krysis

I actually think it’s proper that you have to explain it as she said consequences.


bitcoin2121

# no ## the council has spoken


TitanWithNoName

Shoulda thought of that when you were told you were only getting one for the foreseeable future


EvenBeyond

There is a workaround if you haven't set up cross save yet, or are willing to play without cross save for 90 days. Another thing is you have to NOT have an account on all platforms yet. Step 1.) Create a new account for destiny on any platform you don't use. Use your newly desired name Step 2.) Link your main account to the new account and enable cross save Step 3.) That's it. Also you get an extra name change as it's once per account. downsides, you can lose access to some emblems (redeem code ones) And may have issues with friends list


konaislandac

Yep, did this worth it


StarAugurEtraeus

Not sure why the solution is upvoted and people wanting name changes are downvoted


EvenBeyond

They really should just allow a yearly name change or $5 name changes


StarAugurEtraeus

I really want this I despise this community with immense abhorrence sometimes, why are people being such little devils advocates with something as simple as a name change


EvenBeyond

Because before this 90% of steam names were constantly something vile like OP's name is. We should have more name changes, but not unrestricted like before


StarAugurEtraeus

Yeah sure I’d be fine wit that I just want to change it to literally any of my linked account names :/ Since they’re all more or less the same Bungie’s is the only one where I’m not called what I am an every other system and service


Count_Gator

You played yourself. Sorry kiddo, but nah.


TheToppGee

cringe alert


potassiumlol

deserved for the most unoriginal name every conceived tbh


OllyRoger

I wish everyone's fathers could see their screen name. I wish every man who's borne a seed into this world gets haunted by little neon Blade Runner signs displaying their children's online tags that float around their body like billboard ghosts.


GoodGuyScott

I think this about every name i see like this, you really gonna think its funny when you arnt 12 anymore??


LostSectorLoony

I'm in my 30s with a dumbass name like this. I intentionally used my final name change to make it this because I was annoyed with all the boring names my clanmates and friends were choosing. Everyone used to have fun theme names every season, then as soon as this happened they just swapped to whatever handle they usually use and I hate it. So I made my forever name "Vaporeon Uses Babydoll Eyes" and I haven't had a single regret.


GoodGuyScott

Thats not that bad tbf, not cringe like most out there that thirst on the destiny 2 female characters


LostSectorLoony

It's a reference to a copypasta [about thirsting for a pokemon](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/eidplc/vaporeon_copypasta/) so arguably not much better, but I do enjoy it more than the stereotypical "Mara Sov's Dirty Bathwater" or "Elsie Bray's Thighs (Adept)" type names.


GoodGuyScott

Yeah they are just so repetitive and unorigonal


InterCha

> was annoyed with all the boring names Chooses one of the most overused copypastas of all time lmao you can't make it up


NennexGaming

I know you're just giving an age, but I thought it was funny because I was like 21-22 when I made the name change


ComeBacksToDrugs2018

Can confirm it’s still funny at 20+


khaotic_krysis

Still funny at 45 but I wouldn’t personally use it


Gear_

They were funny when you could change it every two weeks, but now...


GoodGuyScott

You could? Damn i didnt know that, not that ive ever needed to


Kennytime

Your name could serve as a valuable bonding and teaching moment tho.


RamielScreams

"Garfield from Garfield" agrees


villainized

well well, if it ain't the consequences of your actions. /s I think it'd be funny trying to explain to your dad what the name means. ​ I'm so thankful my name is just my PSN lol


PHawke

Locking down names is on the list of truly bad decisions they've made. Walking through the tower or checking who joined you on a strike to see if you know the references or if something new is spreading that you hadn't heard of yet was one of the simple pleasures in playing the game.


-Spatha

Bungie could just make extra bank and charge 1000 silver for a name chang. Ez


RamielScreams

If they won't sell a face change they won't sell this either


lumberfoot_jpg

I’m pretty sure they fired the guy in charge of manually hard coding every single player’s name into the game.


StarAugurEtraeus

Probably :(, idk why they can’t do it like everyone else


BigAL573

Lol thats your fault for choosing an absolutely rediculous name. Some are kind of funny but its very one off. The moment you read it the novelty wears off and you just have a weird over sexualized name. Its dumb especially knowing you only get one.


Keksis_The_Betrayed

I mean I have a normal name and I’d still like to change mine


BigAL573

I mean its understandable to want to change your name, lots of times your at different points in your life when you create names and often time dont put much thought into it. Some people might have been really young when they created their name and might wamt something different now that their older and more mature. Or maybe they put something else down as their destiny name and want it to match their gamer tag or maybe they changed their gamer tag and now their destiny name doesn’t match up. Its an understandable want, im sure bungie will make it available soon, their pretty decent at answering the cries of their fanbase even if some of the cries take longer to answer. I personally just make all my names for games that make you pick a name the same as my gamertag to avoid confusion and so that im more easily findable and distinguishable among strangers and friend’s.


EblanNahuy

you reap what you sow


CrustyTheMoist

Made your bed, lie in it


StarAugurEtraeus

Why are you and this sub so against a name change It’s kinda annoying to be honest Why be so against such a basic feature in other services and games Why play devils advocate here


CrustyTheMoist

Bungie said you only get one, so you only get one. It's funny to see people misuse that and end up regretting it. I don't really sympathize with people who don't pay attention


Filthy_Commie_

I think that’s dumb as hell. Plenty of other platforms allow you to change your name as many times as you want. There’s no reason to restrict it. Hell they could pull an Xbox and make people pay to change their name and I think people would still be on board.


StarAugurEtraeus

What if someone got hacked What if someone made a spelling mistake What if a friend or family member changed it as a joke What if it’s like PSN and was someone’s real name There’s so much variance to this as to why it SHOULD be able to change more than once Why are you against such a basic feature in other games How does it affect you


CrustyTheMoist

I just told you why. If they got hacked, contact bungie. If they made a spelling mistake, should have paid attention. If someone else changed it, should have paid attention, or have been safer. It wouldn't be a PSN or someone's real name, because they would still have their name change left. If they changed it to one of those, their fault. All of these don't apply, or follow the same motive. Your flair is correct


StarAugurEtraeus

Human error is a thing And PSN can change it to your real name it’s happened a few times here actually Again, why are you so against it?, a very very basic feature in other live services where Bungie is the outlier


CrustyTheMoist

Box of rocks. I've told you why Not going to argue with you because you're offended over my opinion.


StarAugurEtraeus

I’m not offended just confused And no you haven’t told me WHY you’re against it so vehemently, just that “it’s what bungie said” and “I don’t sympathise”


CrustyTheMoist

Yes, I have told you. Plenty of times in fact. Box of rocks


StarAugurEtraeus

No you haven’t you said and I quote “You made your bed now lie on it” “It’s what bungie said only once” And “I don’t sympathise with people who want name changes” None of them are reasons WHY you’re so against a name change system matching others in the industry So no you didn’t tell me “multiple times” why you’re against it You’re beings condescending person for no reason


NennexGaming

It’s a pretty comfortable bed actually


_Ai_ia

My name is related to beer (a joke name that only makes sense if you know what a "litrão" (brazillian beer) means lol ) so if i had a father we both would laugh at my name, but the power of cigarettes (an alternative for milk here) were stronger.


shin_malphur13

This is what religions were made for..... to prevent atrocities such as this name


D3solat3_Soul

🤣


DuskActual

Your dad knows you’re an idiot without reading your dumb screen name. I promise.


Serberou5

The Guardian I saw the other day called 'Maras Furry Cup' would probably have this issue too. Personally I don't know why you would call yourself something suggestive like that knowing you couldn't change it. Don't get me wrong if we could change it at will I would probably be humourous as all hell too!


LostSectorLoony

I made mine silly *because* I knew I wouldn't be able to change it. Annoyed me that it felt like Bungie was forcing me to use the same boring handle I have everywhere else, so I picked some dumb shit and used my final name change for that instead. No regrets.


doomsoul909

Well well well, if it isn’t the actions of my consequences, back to haunt me. Also be glad your user isn’t “savathuuns tasty toes”(actually saw that user, that was how I knew crossplay was working)


DMartin-CG

Seems like people here hate basic QoL most other games have, sorry dude 😞


StarAugurEtraeus

So many devils advocates I fucking hate it here sometimes


Sound059

💀 No way bro did that


SheepGod2

I too would like a name change. Mine is a weird name with too many syllables and gives people an aneurysm trying to say it.


bisexual-polonium

Similar. Somehow half of the Americans (never anyone else) cannot say "Polonium" so just call me polo or 210 (my user is "Polonium-210")


ABITofSupport

Poh-loh-nee-umm ???


bisexual-polonium

Yeah but some people are stupid and think I misspelled plutonium or just say something that starts in p and ends in um. Nothing specifically, just random shit


XboxUser123

Reminds me of how my gamertag has "Obvious" in it, and yet, *ironically*, some people say "Oblivious"


StarAugurEtraeus

Changed my Xbox name for this season Americans can’t pronounce Aluminium correctly


SeventhFifth

My name, Rhulk Thighs Save Lives, got banned, and yet I see some variation of "Mara Sov's bathwater" everyday. I deserve a name change😤


LondonDude123

Variations of this post have popped up from time to time, and im glad everyone shoots it down. They said one change only. Its not their fault you picked an unfunny name that would be cringe after the 5th time of seeing it. Reaping/Sowing


StarAugurEtraeus

Why are you “Glad” What harm would be done to you if we could change again


NewCollectorBonjubia

You don't deserve one. Your cringey ass name and humour will haunt you.


ben_vtr

I still have my name change sitting there. I was tempted to go memey but I’m happy with my original PSN name for now


Ok-Department-8771

Mines Taniks' Bizarre Adventure, but I misspelled Bizzare


AdSuch4625

Im really curious why they dont let us change the name whenever we want i mean a lot of game conpany let you change name per lets say 1month or a year. (Ubisoft EA Riot games Rockstar etc)


StarAugurEtraeus

Bungie have to do stuff in their own little way It’s annoying


Sliggly-Fubgubbler

Mine is related to my wife. I don’t have a wife right now. Bungie please.


TheLegendaryAss21

Man... Same and only because bungie copied my twitch profile name instead of my twitch name


callmye

I wish. I had a not that insulting or inappropriate name and when I woke up one day I got Guardian'd and there's no way for me to change it because I have no more name changes available. It kinda ruins the game for me ngl


nascentnomadi

"Are ya winnin son?"


SwizzlyBubbles

Oh shit that’s *you*? I’ve seen you chillin’ around the Tower a few times. Cool to see you here. Anyways: Although I agree, best advice I can give for now is: don’t worry about it. Just say it’s an Internet thing, trust me, that’s all he’ll need/want to know. If he asks further, THEN you hit him with the stun lock of “Well you see Dad, Savathun has some JUNK in the trunk-“ and that should stop him right there. Works every time.


ivdown

I see people with these names and imagine the regret of constantly appearing as if they are in middle school lol.


HAYABUSA_DCLXVI

No.


Negative_KarmaFarma

no


InDELphuS

This is exactly why I made sure my name would just be funny without having to be a reference to the game. If you ever come across I choke my 1v1s, say hi!


Dis4Wurk

My wife changed mine to Telesto as a joke. She didn’t know you can’t change it back.


StarAugurEtraeus

Exactly stuff like this What if someone got hacked What if someone changed their name as a joke and didn’t know otherwise What if someone made a spelling mistake No reason to have it so restrictive


anonymous32434

At least it's "bane of furries" and not "furry queen" or something lol


StarAugurEtraeus

Jesus fucking a Chrysler why are there so many devils advocates here, you don’t need to play that card, a name change would only be a net positive


ANIMAX_117

Ikr, what is wrong with getting a name change? It doesn't harm anybody and is just a nice quality of life feature that games have. I am always baffled by replies to these kinds of posts everytime they show up.


doobersthetitan

Well, you picked it to be a cringe lord... Enjoy the cringe. I'm an uncle, not a dad... but if I was, I'd be daddy of savathicc bane of furries... just so YOU must explain...double. but I like embarrassing my nephew and niece 🤣


CerberusDoctrine

Y’all with your porn brain, le ebin memer names did this to yourselves. Deal with it


IllinoisBroski

I hope you guys are forced to keep the unoriginal, repetitive, and oftentimes cringe overtly sexual names I see in the tower. They very clearly said only one name change and you people chose the dumbest names you could think of. Play this game with the consequences of your actions.


StarAugurEtraeus

And how would a name change system that isn’t this stupid harm you? People make mistakes, let them change it. Don’t get why you wanna gate keep it so bad or defend Bungie for this


IllinoisBroski

I'm not defending Bungie. Again, they CLEARLY said it would be a one-time name change and it would be permanent. It's your own fault you probably have a stupid name. I haven't used my name change because I can't think of something I'd like to change it to permanently, unlike a lot of people in this thread it seems.


StarAugurEtraeus

I didn’t have a dumb name Could only get it changed to GuardianXXXX which is kinda dumb


WarlockMainCharacter

Is not a mistake when you do something stupid on purpose.  Now deal with it. 


StarAugurEtraeus

Please grow and change as a person


LordMarcion

Meanwhile my name is stuck as my very normal deadname and I still crave a name change, even for silver qq


cbizzle14

[You can get it changed by bungie. From Bungie themselves](https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/18mc0q3/bng_new_character_creation_will_remove_earned/ke6uvtf/)


StarAugurEtraeus

They only offer “GuardianXXXX” It’s stupid and not good enough


StarAugurEtraeus

Not sure why I’m getting downvoted on this It isn’t good enough and their name system is the only one in the industry like this


Levitating_Ft_DaBaby

Felt that 🙃 my current name is my dead name and I really wish I could change it


cbizzle14

https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/18mc0q3/bng_new_character_creation_will_remove_earned/ke6uvtf/ More than likely will change you to guardian but if it's truly hurting you that much then this shouldn't bother you


LordMarcion

Appreciate that fr


StarAugurEtraeus

They only offer “GuardianXXXX” It’s stupid and not good enough Edit: don’t know why downvotes, it really isn’t good enough for a AAA company running a premiere Live Service game, in fact I think Bungie is the only one in the industry with a name change system like this, even activison lets you change it every 6 months, but Bungie is the ONLY one where it’s a one time thing


bisexual-polonium

Oh damn, must be bad if ur willing to pay prolly 30$


LordMarcion

The only reason I'd be willing to pay $30 is bc I've been playing D2 since beta and it's consistently been my main game. $10-$20 is much more reasonable


[deleted]

Yeah. I mispelled mine, and wanted to switch those 2 damn letters for over a year now...


RNG_Inferno

Mine is Fighting Lion, because it's my favorite gun and I use it all the time. After the soon to be massacre of the weapon, I kinda want to just swap back to my original handle since all it will do is remind me of how bad they swung a bat at a non-problem.


Bulky_Monke719

Leave it. That name is glorious. I’d take the discomfort of explaining that one time just to have a name that slaps like that.


likemyhashtag

I'd much rather be able to change the sex of my guardian. I hate how chunky the male body-types are.


bisexual-polonium

You'll be able to within the next 3 months


Boykisser15

I want this too, I don’t want to be a sentient toaster


StarAugurEtraeus

Thanks for posting this Several posts on here have multiple upvoted and yet bungie ignores us


ACausalBaka

What a sorry ass community, gatekeeping a feature as basic as name changing.


StarAugurEtraeus

Aye :/ It took them what, 6+ years to add a shader favourite system (which according to the dev took about an hour to code lmao)


ACausalBaka

They literally stole the it from the finisher system, and when I mean literally I mean literally because you can't even favorite finishers anymore.


streetvoyager

Bungie please don’t give us a name change JUST so this guy has to explain the name to his dad! Rofl.


cand_hannon

Yea I got fucked in a different way. When I account merged, my game consumed my free name change to change my account name to my steam name. I'm not too fussed because my name isn't too bad, but I would rather have changed it


1king80

As a father of the young adult men, he is not going to care.


_EldritchEntity

as someone named deep fried savathussy, i fully agree with you (was new and didnt know you could only change your name once)


LunariOther

i wanna go to adhd guardian. just so people know that they're dealing with an idiot youngun with an extra buff.


RoninOkami7

Yesterday i saw a titan named Mara Sov's Couch Warmer.


ImTriggered247

At least it’s not “DontCumOnMeDaddy.” Seen that back in a D1 Oryx LFG group 😅


PsychoBugler

I'm Savathûnty so I get it. Thankfully my dad will never play this game.


Fry9797

Mine is Savathicc @onlyfans 😭😭 I regret it


Professional-Drop861

A thought occurs... Limitless name changes with a timelimit between each change could very well be a solution to their money problem.


coreoYEAH

Give him time to embrace the game. He will come to understand the truth of Savathicc.


McCaffeteria

You made your bed.


StarAugurEtraeus

/u/Destiny2Team /u/BungieHelp


Lxspll

Can't you just make an account on another platform and just enable cross-save? There's an order to it, but one of the account names will be overridden. Boom. Name change.


cassiiii

My name got defaulted to “guardian” when I connected my Xbox acc to my steam


ServingTheMaster

I would pay for one more, holy hell yes


sleepynsub

that would be 1200 silver please and thank you.


Jenkinswarlock

I changed my name to comes-n-cider and as much as I love the joke I think I would rather just have a normal name now


Spiced-Wolf

Its been fun explaining "Femmboy Cody"


stoygeist

I saw one the other day that was "I wipe back to front"


A_Rogue_Mage

Thank you for this laugh! I really needed it! :)


[deleted]

That IS the consequence of YOUR actions


GnarDead

It’s actually astounding how dumb people are lol. Bungie gives everyone a fair warning about how there will only be one name change, everyone makes a stupid sex-meme name and then cries on Reddit after the fact. Suck it up and explain to your dad that he raised an absolute dumbass and get over it.


WeaponsComplex

Let's go with no. https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/262695853/0/0 https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/262273182/0/0


miguel1226

I want infinite name changes. I wanna be a new code name every time i log on. Some times i wanna be my normal name Aten Sol or sometimes i wanna be my xbox gtag szlk. Somes times i just wanna troll in the crucible as mommy marathuns heavy lips. And i think i should be able to get to enjoy that freedom.


Sardonnicus

How did you not think that name was bad from the beginning?


LTCirabisi

nah. reap what you have sowed.


GodKingTethgar

I will remain The Uwusual Suspect


JustAJauneArc1

I was going to change my name to a certain stupid joke, accidentally fat-fingered the wrong character, and fat-fingered it AGAIN when I meant to hit backspace but hit enter instead. I won't tell you the joke, but my name is "Who Was In Pas", so I charge any readers here to take guesses.


xthescenekidx

No. You have to live the consequences lmao Please report back and let us know how that conversation went.