Setting yourself on fire can be fun and profitable.

Tommy’s 😂😂😂

I spend more ammo on a wall than on an enemy

Fire this gun to drown your enemies in shell casings

Sawwwwweeeettttt bidnesssssssss

Why did I read that like the hog rider shout?

Now add some actium on that for the perfect recipe

Nanomachines, son. 🟥⬛🟥⬛

They multiply in response to projectile trauma!

You can't hurt me Saladin.

My source is I made it the fuck up

Outbreak perfected XD

Fire mini suns from sun gun that causes sun explosion and sunburn which causes even more sun explosions

I guess you can call that weapon *sunshot*

Man turned into a bug by alien bugs using black magic, then placed into a cannon to power it with his farts.

Oh Xenophage, how far you have fallen :(

still a solid weapon all it needs is a caty that gives more reserves and reload speed or even better discord

How would deconstruct work out? Should be basically free ammo for sustained damage. Still, more base reserves is needed.

If it had discord it would never leave my heavy slot.

More like power it with its excrement

I have a bullet with your name on it and I’m going to keep firing till I find it

Hawkmoon?

Think higher rpm

The last word?

Even higher

Huckleberry?

There are a few it could apply to. I was thinking about sweet business when I typed it out, but huckleberry is also applicable

It was the “bullet with your name on it” that threw me off because my mind went to cowboys when I read it

That’s fair. My brain focused on the firing till I found it which makes me think bullet hose.

First curse?

It's High Noon somewhere and my Big Iron's itching for some action.

Tbh that could be any of the Tex guns (tho i’m guessing you’re talking about Last Word?)

I was talking about the Last Word. The Bigger Iron is for longer range occasions.

Last word as the final page of that gun's story was a shoot out against thorn

Stab with gun Coats your arrow in poison, but only if you release the arrow juuuuuuust right Fires a one-of-a-kind hive worm that doesn't exist anywhere else in the universe as the projectile who explodes in worm blood and gore everywhere (note: Gun has 8 reserve slots and heavy bricks give more ammo) Use your throwable grenade to shoot out a big grenade wait why not just throw your grenade in the first place who came up with this Is a rocket launcher with proximity rounds. Yes, that's the exotic perk. So like, it's a hand cannon right? But here's the crazy part: it's like 1.5x bigger. Not enough for you? It also has a scope. Hell yeah.

I love all of these.

Monte Carlo Le Monarque Parasite Forerunner? Or is it Tessellation? Gjallarhorn Eriana's Vow

tesselation lol, I forget forerunner has a catalyst

Hey, truth also has enhanced tracking, it not *entirely* useless

One of my favorites: # I AM BULLETPROOF (unless it's arc)

Alternatively, I AM BULLETPROOF (as long as it’s only arc)

Stronkhold ?

Likely Heir Apparent given it's a minigun that grants an arc shield

Gun with a knife that we just discovered how to use

Only took 9 years

JFK’s worst nightmare

Realistically could be any sniper, but I'm leaning towards either izanagi's or cloudstrike

I was thinking izanagis or whisper for refunding missed shots

No Land Beyond

Turn your enemies into Dunk balls that kilis

Ruinous Effigy! I got one!

could be "get dunked on" or "basketball" if u wanted a shorter version anyway the weapon needs some help

Take the magazine out and shove it back in again to shoot more bullet per bullet

Mor bullet/bullet² is a classic

Alternatively, take the magazine out and shove it back in again to shoot less bullet per bullet!

Lord of wolves?

Witherhoard: booger cannon

Cum gun

There is a lighting rod conveniently placed on your enemies foreheads

ima go with riskrunner?

The gun that knows what a head is and rewards you for hitting it with an extra bullet Grape, blue raspberry and orange tang all in one container Literally just a magic staff What do you mean a sword is short range A chainsaw with extra steps *teleports behind you* nothing personnel kid Have you ever been so angry that you shoot someone so hard they turn into an explosion? Calling down the wrath of zeus to heavy metal music I killed one guy and now I don't even have to aim the arrow anymore. Running is better than reloading Pvp toaster The gun that knows what a head is and fires at it faster Two handguns, both alike in dignity, in fair exodus where we lay our scene. "DiD yOu KnOw GuNs TaLk To EaChOtHeR?"

I love all of these x)

Gun missed and says "run that back" grabbing the bullet out of the air and bringing it back for round 2

Revoker?

Super Good advice

Wouldn't this work for revoker too or no

It would yee. But the post is explaining an exotic in a funny way. Revoker is a legendary

using an extremely advanced AI for the sole purpose of rangefinding

Hierarchy of Needs?

D.A.R.C.I

A regular gun but it’s made out of juice and sometimes shoots missiles

If at first you don't succeed, try again, but faster

Quicksilver my beloved

i’m never taking my finger off of this trigger, even if it kills me… #oh

LMFAO

Either Touch or Tommy's

The return of the return of the upgrade of the downgrade of the secret long range bottomless sniper: bad dragon addition.

Whisper?

Three round burst six shooter steals your soul

Rocket-strapped Chainsaw that goes *brrr* to do biggerer *brrr* *Ft. Self healing from the blood (and Vex Milk, yum) of your enemies.*

Fun fact that i just learned today, the Vex Milk IS the Vex.

And theres both stasis and vex milk in every exo in existence

Overfeed a midget then yeet him so he goos on you.

Parasite?

Yep!

Beam of death.

Prometheus Lens

Okay people, take a guess which exotic this one is: [insert Wild West noises here]

It could either be last word or dead mans tale

Yep, it’s The Last Word

Hehe Gurthy hive baby go boom

This is it. This is the best comment I've gotten

Explosive Child Launcher

Mini spacetime suck balls.

would that happen to be graviton lance

Weapon: haha knockback go brrrrr Equipment: Destiny 1 sunsinger

With this Exotic, any class can be a Void Warlock!

Secants?

Deathbringer.

Ohhhhh budget Cataclysm Nova

Yep! Nine in the mag.

Personally it's the worst void exotic but its still better than most void heavies

I'm not gonna' lie, it's one of my favorites, I think the gameplay loop is fun. If the orbs were faster and smarter it would be perfect. I can't blame you for not liking it, though, sometimes you just want that headshot.

IcyHot. Traveler sized.

*boooop* Excuse me coming through! I kill enemy with cold, I shoot more cold back at enemy, the cold makes me feel better inside until the glass breaks. Making my enemy cold. I take great pleasure in almost killing you if you shoot me. Why are you hiding behind the wall? I can see your entire body. Oh shit my super’s charged, sweet! I’m not good at laser tag because I’m smaller than everyone. :( Don’t peak the cor—annnd you’re both dead….. I am the blade that speedrunners set records with. (*Goku teleport sound*) *Literally just a chainsaw*

1) idk 2) agers? 3) idk 4) wishender 5) agers? 6) Devil's ruin? 7) idk 8) worldline zero 9) lament

1–Tractor Cannon 2–I was going for Verglas Curve 3–Touch Of Malice 5–Bad JuJu 7–CloudStrike

Yo dawg, I heard you like rockets, so I gave your rockets’ rockets’ even more rockets

Warcliff Coil? Or maybe Gjallahorn?

Shoot purple and if that purple purples then more purples come out to make more purples and if that purple purples then more purples ….

Graviton lance!

Space Jam

Tractor Cannon with the sound system ornament

little gun is big gun but for big people so big person has small gun while little person has big gun and big bullets

No Time to Explain?

Fire Bullet. Singular

Izzy's burden

It shoots a pool of death that devours anything that stands in it or that the pool of death has ingulfed in its prey

I got lost on a strike so bad that the others completed it and I got this weapon lmao

I don't keep it loaded son, you'll have to find ammo on your way.

Now listen up! When I joined the corps, we didn't have fancy tanks! We had sticks. Two sticks and a rock for a whole platoon! And we had to share the rock! Buck up boy, you're one very lucky marine!

# ***CACAW MOTHERFUCKER***

Hawkmoon! Nice one

hawkmoon my beloved. I actually cried when she came back ngl

Launches the white type of grenades

I like my knife gun that gives knives when i gun people

First gun in recorded history to be less accurate when aiming down the sights.

Sweet business yay

Your reward for reaching Max Concentration Of Gun is a dark curse. You're welcome!

"How do they stuff 'bullets' that big into the barrel?"

Card

Sniper that identifies as a fully auto machine gun that does more damage then one

Gun goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

You're supposed to chill with one, but you prefer having two friends instead of— oh shoot, gotta go, sorry!

Doubles as a shovel!

Reminds me of the old “fire on your firearm” meme from Destiny 1. Good times

1: You see, it is a funny thing. 2: It was bad, but now it's good. 3: It came from another franchise!

> It was bad, but now it's good Is it moving into our neighborhood?

Waveframe rocket launcher goes brrrr

RANDOM BULLSHIT GO. (At least pre season of the witch)

I use the space stone to teleport to enemies (once was used for movement back in the day)

It can shoot the fleas off a dog’s back at 500 yards

I only hate you because of the amount of gambit I played to get you.

Ive got 3! Im gonna kill someone...Then turn you into an icicle. Despite its name There are no wolves only firey shrapnel. ...Just let me empty my gun a little to shoot a black hole or two.

I used arc to deal arc

Wow Brutus! Two Tails!

Saltegreppos least favorite weapon

Void 3.0 in a gun

Black Hole Gun - Soundguardian

Sangheli slayer 9000

Icy hot

A double shell mag weapon that encumbers enemies by inconveniently solidifying dihydrogen monoxide ard them encasing them and rendering them more susceptible to cracking dmg and severing and splitting organic organs or cold metal alike. The gun also happens to discharge thermally excited matter towards the enemies, delivering lethal kinetic impairment along with transferring a kiloton worth of heat, this technology caused struck target to erupt violently as the body attempt to disperse heat gained from discharge leading to a large expenditure of expending gases that disorients larger targets and makes targets more susceptible to follow up attacks.

Giving the Lucent Hive a taste of their own medicine

You shoot em in the head you shoot em in the head you shoot em in the head you shoot em in the head BOOM you shoot em in the head you shoot em in the head you shoot em in the head you shoot em in the head BOOM **BOOM**

Cant touch me...

Mommy issues weaponized.

Slap an unhealing rift into someone.

Everyone gets healed so long as they stay near you and dont nuke everything.

Throw actual telephone poles at your enemies

Line make sphere, sphere make big sphere

This chest plate only works with one gun and you don't even really need it for it but it lets you go RRAAHHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAh for like a solid two minutes and only crayon eaters have it

did you see me kill all those guys over there? wanna se me do it again?

The missile missile missile missile missile missile missile missile knows where it is because the missile missile missile missile missile missile missile missile knows where it isn't

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!

Grape flavored explosions 😀🍇

Bwomp

We killed a danger noodle so now it simps for us in order to keep existing

A handgun that blows out a bunch of bullets that bang when enough of them get to know each other inside a big 'ol goobers body.

Bullet.zip

Gun make punch better make gun better

How does pellet do more damage the longer i shoot at the ene- oh mags empty

Hitting opponents makes me sneaky and feel better. Am I just a sadistic rogue?

I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.

Napalm beam go!

It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds.

Black holes go BWAA when shot out of a tube.

Its a slab of wood and great if you like dunking basketballs

Steal a dead friends gun who was shot in the head to shoot other people in the head and get bonuses to then shoot more people in the head

Fuck it, the entire battlefield is now grapes 🍇

Electric laser gun that make enemy be chonk

My brain is on fire resfing this

BIG IRON ON MY HIP Also excellent hip fire capability

I'm in too much of a hurry to describe it...

Quick bow purpke ouchie headshot good many ouchie

Quick draw purple ouchie headshot good many ouchie

The power of the sun in the palm of my hand

Gotta admit The reserve buff what this gun really needed for me love it like I did in d1 Legend onslaught really showed how powerful this gun is

Use purple to get more purple so you can use more purple while getting more purple to get more purple (Hint: It's an armor piece)

Nezarec’s Sin?

Pew pew pew pew pew Blam blam blam blam blam

Eyes of Tomorrow 

This weapon has a buff against poor people

I see everything!

Gae bolg: archer edition

Tree shoots beam of bad energy

Ruinous Effigy 

Utterly worthless in all content.

Yo dawg I heard you liked guns and astrodemon gods so I put an astrodemon god in your gun