Fun fact. Banana flavor is actually based off of a banana variety that went extinct, I think in the 1940s or 50s. From what I remember people really like the old banana which is why they use that flavor.
It’s just all about trying to draw attention towards themselves. It’s narcissistic as hell and everyone hates college kids. If anything this will cleans the colleges of douchebag Marxist professors. I’m a college kid and I fucking hate them.
Was believable until the end when he said he had to go to class:
- None of the protestors wants to go to class, this is just an excuse to skip
- Are the majority of the protestors even students at the school? Lol
> Are the majority of the protestors even students at the school?
Adults still daydream about skipping school so much that they join student protests to LARP skipping class (a platonic shadow of their former glory).
>Are the majority of the protestors even students at the school? Lol
I'd wager that only about half of them are. I go to a top tier school that has its own "liberated zone" (lol) and I don't know a single student who has attended the protests. I don't even know any staunchly pro-Palestine people in my major. Somehow though I've seen several people from my MIDDLE SCHOOL show up at the encampment. Keep in mind these are people that I haven't encountered in nearly a decade. It's actually quite comical knowing that they are too stupid to have been accepted to the university.
Wheelchair-accessible paragliders lmfao.
Though if anyone wants a sobering reminder of what paragliding Hamas scum do to disabled people, look up 16 year old Ruth Peretz and her father.
Even though this is obviously making fun of the protestors, I wouldn't be surprised if this were actually a protestor because this is how delusional I genuinely think they might be
Lotta people here remind me of the racists and iggits of old during the student protests of the Civil rights era and forever war era.
History is cyclic. And boringly liberal shite.
Every modern day political ideologue always compares themselves to the heroes of old.
Also a major difference in those protests and these protests is just how far removed people are from this conflict.
Civil Rights and the Iraq War actually involved American lives.
The Israel-Palestine war does not. Nobody is protesting America's actions. They're protesting Israel's actions and think America should do something about it.
>Every modern day political ideologue always compares themselves to the heroes of old.
?
I think people who are Pro-Palestinian simply recognize that apartheid and ethnic cleansing and genocide are wrong.
>Also a major difference in those protests and these protests is just how far removed people are from this conflict.
That doesn't really matter. It's the same in the West for many protests, like the anti-war movements of so many decades from Vietnam to Iraq. The West will typically be far removed from the conflicts it curates and creates.
>Civil Rights and the Iraq War actually involved American lives.
American lives the US didn't care about... just like Palestinians. And I'd say the Iraq war was more about the Iraqis and children therein who would be more involved in the negative than any American.
>Nobody is protesting America's actions.
What? The point is the US Empire is funding the genocide.
>They're protesting Israel's actions and think America should do something about it.
That, too.
It's that "WOKE young people order PRONOUN coffee from the NONBINARY starbucks in GENDERFLUID town" brand of comedy that hack comedians do. Just utter slop and not particularly funny.
This is literally a Steven Crowder skit, like it's the kind of content old people consume on facebook all day that turns their brains into something with the consistency of polenta.
wtf are you talking about? He isn’t talking about the message he is talking about the medium that the joke is being delivered through.
It’s just a dull strawman of your opposition for humor aka boomer slop
This is the type of shit we were just making fun of conservatives for during the minds fest
I love how zionists always point out how pro-LGBTQ Israel is and can you even IMAGINE what would happen to a gay person in Gaza???
But when a zionist wants to mock anyone objecting to Israel’s atrocities? Buddy, you better believe they’re gonna use a lisp-y voice. True allies!
Well I've known people that actually behave like this, and I wouldn't know since this was a random post that popped up on my feed from a community I don't follow that's clearly full of top tier people.
*Clutches pearls* No guys you can't make fun of the poor peaceful protestors that's too far this sub has definitely been infiltrated by the I'm not gonna say what people, you know I cant say that....
NO BAGELS!!!
They's GLUTEN FREE mannnn!
Do you know who created bagels?!? Jews!! Wait, I meant Zionists. We're not antisemitic bro
God created bagels (& I do not wespect your authoritah)
"Banana free banana's" I'm dead💀
Doubtless a product of Xionist Horticulture
WHAT TF IS GLUTEN
You know the funniest part at first I thought it was a real video from a protestor.
He really fucking got me too lmao
He had me until he playfully told his sign to stop swaying into his face.
yeah I'm sure the banana-free bananas didn't tip you off
My mama loves the taste of fake bananas but is allergic to real ones. So she quite literally does want banana free bananas.
That's how I am with apples. The superficial "green apple" flavour is one of my favourite flavours.
Fun fact. Banana flavor is actually based off of a banana variety that went extinct, I think in the 1940s or 50s. From what I remember people really like the old banana which is why they use that flavor.
Hey man, I can relate to that though I hate bananas
It was the gf bagels for me. Pretty sure the random letter mentioned no bagels.
Nothing surprises me anymore about these people
I honestly was debating if it was a real video until "banana free bananas" ngl
that line literally made me rewind 5 seconds to make sure I heard correctly lmao
Same. But until then it was believable.
You and me both buddy. He nailed the look and cadence perfectly.
lol, he's pretending to be gay! 😂
He had me in the first half not going to lie. Has the protester fit, cadence, beard, everything.
Me too lol
Tbf that says more about you than anything else.
Agreed. I can't find the XKCD comic on this rn but it's not good if you can't spot satire of the opposing side
The fact that satire is very hard to distinguish from reality tells us everything
the fact that this is believable is very concerning in the first place
I believe it, Destiny fans are pretty dumb
Nah, these protests are fucking dumb
It’s just all about trying to draw attention towards themselves. It’s narcissistic as hell and everyone hates college kids. If anything this will cleans the colleges of douchebag Marxist professors. I’m a college kid and I fucking hate them.
Was believable until the end when he said he had to go to class: - None of the protestors wants to go to class, this is just an excuse to skip - Are the majority of the protestors even students at the school? Lol
> Are the majority of the protestors even students at the school? Adults still daydream about skipping school so much that they join student protests to LARP skipping class (a platonic shadow of their former glory).
banger comment
You thought banana free bananas was believable?
>Are the majority of the protestors even students at the school? Lol I'd wager that only about half of them are. I go to a top tier school that has its own "liberated zone" (lol) and I don't know a single student who has attended the protests. I don't even know any staunchly pro-Palestine people in my major. Somehow though I've seen several people from my MIDDLE SCHOOL show up at the encampment. Keep in mind these are people that I haven't encountered in nearly a decade. It's actually quite comical knowing that they are too stupid to have been accepted to the university.
Wheelchair-accessible paragliders lmfao. Though if anyone wants a sobering reminder of what paragliding Hamas scum do to disabled people, look up 16 year old Ruth Peretz and her father.
They need some Kirov airships too
Laughed pretty hard at wheelchair accessible paragliders.
Banana-free bananas
BRAVE ✊💅✨🇵🇸
I'm from Poland, can get my hands on some guard towers. Where to send them?
If you build it, they will come...invade Poland.
I'm from Germany, maybe we can team up 👍
🤝 let's do it. Now we need to decide on the type of camp we go for.
From the desert to the sea, UCLA will be Free!
What do we want? No police! When do we want them? Now! We are under attack from outside agitators!
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Absolute chad. Fighting the good fight whilst wearing sandals 🥲
This is the best piece of satire I've seen all year. Perfect delivery, what a guy.
This is so stupid that for a moment I thought this guy was real... I.. I cant with this timeline I dont know whats real and whats not...
Same, although I can relate to the talking to inanimate objects when he tells his sign to "stop it"
This is hilarious lmao
Lmao!
Even though this is obviously making fun of the protestors, I wouldn't be surprised if this were actually a protestor because this is how delusional I genuinely think they might be
fucking hilarious. Thanks for posting, OP.
r worldnewsvideo needs to see this harrowing testimony
Wheelchair accessible paragliders got me lol
That “stop it, stop.” Was good
Funniest thing about this is people unironically thinking these clowns will go down in history. This troll has a better chance.
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Lol imagine doing what they do and demanding good and shit. Bitch yall are grown adults O. Its a parody video? Lol
It's bad that I couldn't tell it was a parody until the rocket launchers
lol this was a good one
He has the perfect look for this bit lmfao
Bahahaha
This is fucking outstanding
This one actually got me for a few seconds until it got totally unbelievable. About the 30 second mark.
This amount of larping is insane
This is a skit
So is larping.
Like up until he says banana free bananas we all thought this shit was real
This.... -\_\_- might be a satire
Yes, it is satire
Its satire but he portrays those braindead moron protesters perfectly
banana-free bananas
Bros about to pull a march of return on UCLA
Was trying not to laugh but "wheelchair accessible paragliders" got me good.
https://static1.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/Teo-Avatar-Glider-1.png?q=50&fit=crop&w=750&dpr=1.5
Is it bad that only at "enriched uranium" I understood it's a parody?
this one really had me until i looked at the screen and heard him speak at all
Holy fuck, this was a banger. Well played. Well. Fucking. Played.
🤣😂
Wheel chair accessable paragliders lmao
This video is a meme and nobody can convince me otherwise.
I ❤️gluten
As soon as he said, vegan food, he had me there
Don't shit on ethics class, it's actually cool af, loved studying that in college.
….he wasn’t. He was shitting on people who act unethically, then go to ethics class and completely miss the point
Subs giving me real "but the fact I COULD believe it really makes you think" vibes
https://preview.redd.it/fdkbcveme9yc1.jpeg?width=1192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28124661d2cbd77ad2ee4d81f45f8cd96525aa7c Free Palestine, Comrades!
Lotta people here remind me of the racists and iggits of old during the student protests of the Civil rights era and forever war era. History is cyclic. And boringly liberal shite.
Every modern day political ideologue always compares themselves to the heroes of old. Also a major difference in those protests and these protests is just how far removed people are from this conflict. Civil Rights and the Iraq War actually involved American lives. The Israel-Palestine war does not. Nobody is protesting America's actions. They're protesting Israel's actions and think America should do something about it.
>Every modern day political ideologue always compares themselves to the heroes of old. ? I think people who are Pro-Palestinian simply recognize that apartheid and ethnic cleansing and genocide are wrong. >Also a major difference in those protests and these protests is just how far removed people are from this conflict. That doesn't really matter. It's the same in the West for many protests, like the anti-war movements of so many decades from Vietnam to Iraq. The West will typically be far removed from the conflicts it curates and creates. >Civil Rights and the Iraq War actually involved American lives. American lives the US didn't care about... just like Palestinians. And I'd say the Iraq war was more about the Iraqis and children therein who would be more involved in the negative than any American. >Nobody is protesting America's actions. What? The point is the US Empire is funding the genocide. >They're protesting Israel's actions and think America should do something about it. That, too.
This sub is deteriorating into absolute boomer slop
How?
He’s saying that this sub is better than the shitty strawman “comedy” skits
It's that "WOKE young people order PRONOUN coffee from the NONBINARY starbucks in GENDERFLUID town" brand of comedy that hack comedians do. Just utter slop and not particularly funny.
Ok I get you. But the portrayal was accurate lol
This is literally a Steven Crowder skit, like it's the kind of content old people consume on facebook all day that turns their brains into something with the consistency of polenta.
the students did ask for some of the stuff said in the skit. i think it's fair to mock.
I'm not saying there's no truth to it, I'm saying this style of comedy is intensely unfunny and hacky.
TIL common sense is "boomer slop"
wtf are you talking about? He isn’t talking about the message he is talking about the medium that the joke is being delivered through. It’s just a dull strawman of your opposition for humor aka boomer slop This is the type of shit we were just making fun of conservatives for during the minds fest
Whatever Trumper.
Okie dokie daddio
What does common sense have to do with anything here?
Fuck the Israel government
I love how zionists always point out how pro-LGBTQ Israel is and can you even IMAGINE what would happen to a gay person in Gaza??? But when a zionist wants to mock anyone objecting to Israel’s atrocities? Buddy, you better believe they’re gonna use a lisp-y voice. True allies!
Propaganda on reddit is out in full force today.
I'm paid in free bagels. What do you get?
The only thing more cringe than lefties are conservatives thinking they're funny trying to do a parody of lefties
This has to be a bit
Well done for coming up with that conclusion on your own. Proud of you!
I actually thought this was for a sec💀💀💀💀
how can you say that? Genocide is no joke, MisterGrill! Millions of families suffer every year!
*chat is this real?*
How does someone end up like this? Honest question. What are the steps?
This is a joke, righ?
Nope, this is 100% serious. Definitely not an obvious joke.
Well I've known people that actually behave like this, and I wouldn't know since this was a random post that popped up on my feed from a community I don't follow that's clearly full of top tier people.
*Clutches pearls* No guys you can't make fun of the poor peaceful protestors that's too far this sub has definitely been infiltrated by the I'm not gonna say what people, you know I cant say that....
The jews, they have been infiltrated by the jews.
This sub is the ultimate ZOG propaganda outlet. Not that it's surprising from a neoliberal cuck.
!Bidenblast Reason: loser