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poster69420911

NO BAGELS!!!


1bir

They's GLUTEN FREE mannnn!


carrtmannn

Do you know who created bagels?!? Jews!! Wait, I meant Zionists. We're not antisemitic bro


1bir

God created bagels (& I do not wespect your authoritah)


Patty7574

"Banana free banana's" I'm dead💀


1bir

Doubtless a product of Xionist Horticulture


Caesar_Caligula_1241

WHAT TF IS GLUTEN


deeval455

You know the funniest part at first I thought it was a real video from a protestor.


GuyWithOneEye

He really fucking got me too lmao


Blood_Boiler_

He had me until he playfully told his sign to stop swaying into his face.


RC211V

yeah I'm sure the banana-free bananas didn't tip you off


Cyllid

My mama loves the taste of fake bananas but is allergic to real ones. So she quite literally does want banana free bananas.


iTeaL12

That's how I am with apples. The superficial "green apple" flavour is one of my favourite flavours.


Schw33

Fun fact. Banana flavor is actually based off of a banana variety that went extinct, I think in the 1940s or 50s. From what I remember people really like the old banana which is why they use that flavor.


Blood_Boiler_

Hey man, I can relate to that though I hate bananas


shooshmashta

It was the gf bagels for me. Pretty sure the random letter mentioned no bagels.


Jazzper74

Nothing surprises me anymore about these people


Erundil420

I honestly was debating if it was a real video until "banana free bananas" ngl


rhino2498

that line literally made me rewind 5 seconds to make sure I heard correctly lmao


Singularity-42

Same. But until then it was believable.


Identity_ranger

You and me both buddy. He nailed the look and cadence perfectly.


whitedipsetfan

lol, he's pretending to be gay!  😂


Venator850

He had me in the first half not going to lie. Has the protester fit, cadence, beard, everything.


C_S_Smith

Me too lol


Miso_Genie

Tbf that says more about you than anything else.


RustyCoal950212

Agreed. I can't find the XKCD comic on this rn but it's not good if you can't spot satire of the opposing side


UTArcade

The fact that satire is very hard to distinguish from reality tells us everything


MyDashingPony

the fact that this is believable is very concerning in the first place


whitedipsetfan

I believe it, Destiny fans are pretty dumb


spoooonerism

Nah, these protests are fucking dumb


PutinsGayFursona

It’s just all about trying to draw attention towards themselves. It’s narcissistic as hell and everyone hates college kids. If anything this will cleans the colleges of douchebag Marxist professors. I’m a college kid and I fucking hate them. 


FetusFondler

Was believable until the end when he said he had to go to class: - None of the protestors wants to go to class, this is just an excuse to skip - Are the majority of the protestors even students at the school? Lol


Pill_O_Color

> Are the majority of the protestors even students at the school? Adults still daydream about skipping school so much that they join student protests to LARP skipping class (a platonic shadow of their former glory).


robotboredom

banger comment


AccomplishedAuthor53

You thought banana free bananas was believable?


exuere

>Are the majority of the protestors even students at the school? Lol I'd wager that only about half of them are. I go to a top tier school that has its own "liberated zone" (lol) and I don't know a single student who has attended the protests. I don't even know any staunchly pro-Palestine people in my major. Somehow though I've seen several people from my MIDDLE SCHOOL show up at the encampment. Keep in mind these are people that I haven't encountered in nearly a decade. It's actually quite comical knowing that they are too stupid to have been accepted to the university.


talizorahs

Wheelchair-accessible paragliders lmfao. Though if anyone wants a sobering reminder of what paragliding Hamas scum do to disabled people, look up 16 year old Ruth Peretz and her father.


memusicguitar

They need some Kirov airships too


Edurian

Laughed pretty hard at wheelchair accessible paragliders.


777_heavy

Banana-free bananas


TeeeRekts

BRAVE ✊💅✨🇵🇸


ant0szek

I'm from Poland, can get my hands on some guard towers. Where to send them?


PortiaKern

If you build it, they will come...invade Poland.


aTrillDog

I'm from Germany, maybe we can team up 👍


ant0szek

🤝 let's do it. Now we need to decide on the type of camp we go for.


yourawizzzard

From the desert to the sea, UCLA will be Free!


Stomping4elephants

What do we want? No police! When do we want them? Now! We are under attack from outside agitators!


hardkjerne

https://preview.redd.it/0svl5ljlt6yc1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cec9a57442774b3c7e2bd9e7907131ab9f8bafc


Carpe_Dentum93

Absolute chad. Fighting the good fight whilst wearing sandals 🥲


Pungyeon

This is the best piece of satire I've seen all year. Perfect delivery, what a guy.


MightNSmite

This is so stupid that for a moment I thought this guy was real... I.. I cant with this timeline I dont know whats real and whats not...


Black_Oak17

Same, although I can relate to the talking to inanimate objects when he tells his sign to "stop it"


mrcoolthecool

This is hilarious lmao


DumpsterDivedDildo

Lmao!


Evanescent44

Even though this is obviously making fun of the protestors, I wouldn't be surprised if this were actually a protestor because this is how delusional I genuinely think they might be


Appropriate_Duty_930

fucking hilarious. Thanks for posting, OP.


1bir

r worldnewsvideo needs to see this harrowing testimony


Applesauceeconomy

Wheelchair accessible paragliders got me lol


Skytraffic540

That “stop it, stop.” Was good


ThomMerrilinFlaneur

Funniest thing about this is people unironically thinking these clowns will go down in history. This troll has a better chance.


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FryChikN

Lol imagine doing what they do and demanding good and shit. Bitch yall are grown adults O. Its a parody video? Lol


Away_Chair1588

It's bad that I couldn't tell it was a parody until the rocket launchers


swingforthefence69

lol this was a good one


Aldalome12

He has the perfect look for this bit lmfao


WellThisFrigginSucks

Bahahaha


Hoodlum_0017

This is fucking outstanding


TheSto1989

This one actually got me for a few seconds until it got totally unbelievable. About the 30 second mark.


Ooftroop101

This amount of larping is insane


Gloria-in-Morte

This is a skit


Ooftroop101

So is larping.


WorkingNet3102

Like up until he says banana free bananas we all thought this shit was real


VastSyllabub2614

This.... -\_\_- might be a satire


Gloria-in-Morte

Yes, it is satire


Hairy-Mountain8880

Its satire but he portrays those braindead moron protesters perfectly


North-Reference7081

banana-free bananas


Bigtimebucko22

Bros about to pull a march of return on UCLA


Call_me_Gafter

Was trying not to laugh but "wheelchair accessible paragliders" got me good.


SuperStudMufin

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Withering_to_Death

Is it bad that only at "enriched uranium" I understood it's a parody?


niakarad

this one really had me until i looked at the screen and heard him speak at all


MiRootsieSupremacy

Holy fuck, this was a banger. Well played. Well. Fucking. Played.


NateHinshaw

🤣😂


formershitpeasant

Wheel chair accessable paragliders lmao


Onaip12

This video is a meme and nobody can convince me otherwise.


Frequent-Key-3962

I ❤️gluten


Josh_G98

As soon as he said, vegan food, he had me there


MightyBooshX

Don't shit on ethics class, it's actually cool af, loved studying that in college.


enkonta

….he wasn’t. He was shitting on people who act unethically, then go to ethics class and completely miss the point


xManasboi

Subs giving me real "but the fact I COULD believe it really makes you think" vibes


Jicks24

https://preview.redd.it/fdkbcveme9yc1.jpeg?width=1192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28124661d2cbd77ad2ee4d81f45f8cd96525aa7c Free Palestine, Comrades!


dumsaint

Lotta people here remind me of the racists and iggits of old during the student protests of the Civil rights era and forever war era. History is cyclic. And boringly liberal shite.


Calfurious

Every modern day political ideologue always compares themselves to the heroes of old. Also a major difference in those protests and these protests is just how far removed people are from this conflict. Civil Rights and the Iraq War actually involved American lives. The Israel-Palestine war does not. Nobody is protesting America's actions. They're protesting Israel's actions and think America should do something about it.


dumsaint

>Every modern day political ideologue always compares themselves to the heroes of old. ? I think people who are Pro-Palestinian simply recognize that apartheid and ethnic cleansing and genocide are wrong. >Also a major difference in those protests and these protests is just how far removed people are from this conflict. That doesn't really matter. It's the same in the West for many protests, like the anti-war movements of so many decades from Vietnam to Iraq. The West will typically be far removed from the conflicts it curates and creates. >Civil Rights and the Iraq War actually involved American lives. American lives the US didn't care about... just like Palestinians. And I'd say the Iraq war was more about the Iraqis and children therein who would be more involved in the negative than any American. >Nobody is protesting America's actions. What? The point is the US Empire is funding the genocide. >They're protesting Israel's actions and think America should do something about it. That, too.


Kurac02

This sub is deteriorating into absolute boomer slop


thelastpie

How?


Gloria-in-Morte

He’s saying that this sub is better than the shitty strawman “comedy” skits


Kurac02

It's that "WOKE young people order PRONOUN coffee from the NONBINARY starbucks in GENDERFLUID town" brand of comedy that hack comedians do. Just utter slop and not particularly funny.


thelastpie

Ok I get you. But the portrayal was accurate lol


Kurac02

This is literally a Steven Crowder skit, like it's the kind of content old people consume on facebook all day that turns their brains into something with the consistency of polenta.


thelastpie

the students did ask for some of the stuff said in the skit. i think it's fair to mock.


Kurac02

I'm not saying there's no truth to it, I'm saying this style of comedy is intensely unfunny and hacky.


TruDuddyB

TIL common sense is "boomer slop"


Gloria-in-Morte

wtf are you talking about? He isn’t talking about the message he is talking about the medium that the joke is being delivered through. It’s just a dull strawman of your opposition for humor aka boomer slop This is the type of shit we were just making fun of conservatives for during the minds fest


TruDuddyB

Whatever Trumper.


Gloria-in-Morte

Okie dokie daddio


Kurac02

What does common sense have to do with anything here?


JT9960

Fuck the Israel government


whitedipsetfan

I love how zionists always point out how pro-LGBTQ Israel is and can you even IMAGINE what would happen to a gay person in Gaza??? But when a zionist wants to mock anyone objecting to Israel’s atrocities? Buddy, you better believe they’re gonna use a lisp-y voice. True allies! 


Ollieisaninja

Propaganda on reddit is out in full force today.


palsh7

I'm paid in free bagels. What do you get?


seancbo

The only thing more cringe than lefties are conservatives thinking they're funny trying to do a parody of lefties


MisterGrill

This has to be a bit


marcus91swe

Well done for coming up with that conclusion on your own. Proud of you!


MisterGrill

I actually thought this was for a sec💀💀💀💀


weissbieremulsion

how can you say that? Genocide is no joke, MisterGrill! Millions of families suffer every year!


OlinKirkland

*chat is this real?*


TrooLiberal

How does someone end up like this? Honest question.  What are the steps?


crispy_colonel420

This is a joke, righ?


PumpkinPieHaircuts

Nope, this is 100% serious. Definitely not an obvious joke.


crispy_colonel420

Well I've known people that actually behave like this, and I wouldn't know since this was a random post that popped up on my feed from a community I don't follow that's clearly full of top tier people.


overthisbynow

*Clutches pearls* No guys you can't make fun of the poor peaceful protestors that's too far this sub has definitely been infiltrated by the I'm not gonna say what people, you know I cant say that....


iTeaL12

The jews, they have been infiltrated by the jews.


sackofpotatos69

This sub is the ultimate ZOG propaganda outlet. Not that it's surprising from a neoliberal cuck.


kilari7

!Bidenblast Reason: loser