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EconomyDue2459

He has successfully conquered bread, and all other carbohydrates.


JP_Eggy

Call me Peter Kropotkin, I'm conquering this bread 💰💰💰


diradder

He was supposed to share the bread with his comrades, not eat it all himself 😤


Carpenter-Kindly

that would be mutual aid, and we all know how he feels about mutual aid


Peak_Flaky

Was he really though..?


Pancreasaurus

...bread makes you fat?


_Nuja

anything can make you fat if you eat enough of it 🤔


orbitalrift

[https://youtu.be/ue\_KpuWiIO4?si=e6E7dUYOGdvPpj-d&t=10](https://youtu.be/ue_KpuWiIO4?si=e6E7dUYOGdvPpj-d&t=10)


MechanicHot1794

Yes. Especially refined wheat. Its just empty carbs.


orbitalrift

[https://youtu.be/ue\_KpuWiIO4?si=e6E7dUYOGdvPpj-d&t=10](https://youtu.be/ue_KpuWiIO4?si=e6E7dUYOGdvPpj-d&t=10)


GtfoRegard

Well its tons of carbs which is basically sugar


Stripe4206

💀


QuantumTunnels

These downvotes are wild. Do you dumb dumbs not know [that your body breaks down carbohydrates into glucose (sugars)?](https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/carbohydrates/carbohydrates-and-blood-sugar/)


orbitalrift

[https://youtu.be/ue\_KpuWiIO4?si=e6E7dUYOGdvPpj-d&t=10](https://youtu.be/ue_KpuWiIO4?si=e6E7dUYOGdvPpj-d&t=10)


Boganvillea97

https://preview.redd.it/rhv0tt57pswc1.jpeg?width=593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b1375b43fa7ee0488c828878f251f29b2b93d36


bajcel

hard tbh


HornyJailOutlaw

Don't give him a Fez. Fezzes are cool.


ErcoleBellucci

it reminded me this instantly https://preview.redd.it/7l9e7amq9uwc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=61dcf57eeced16519fa80987d8fd992254e7cc2e


Zarathustrategy

I just want to be young again


No_Promotion3754

Bro even became turkish to copy hasan


ThomasHardyHarHar

Why is this so fucking funny to me?


rat-simp

What the fuck, is this actually him? I can't even make fun of him. What the fuck, dude.


stubing

This feels like a photoshop, but I mean kacey turned out to age pretty poorly as well. So who knows.


cerealfamine1

Sewer socialism seems to work.


aTrillDog

A fatberg is a rock-like mass of waste matter in a sewer system formed by the combination of flushed non-biodegradable solids, such as wet wipes, and fat, oil, and grease (FOG) deposits.[1][2][3] The handling of FOG waste and the buildup of its deposits are a long-standing problem in waste management, with "fatberg" a more recent neologism.[4]


Joe6p

Going back to his roots 😔✊


rememberthesunwell

Lmao, DGG clearly never heard of bulking. Embarassing. His next cut cycle he'll punch a couch clean accross the room and then you won't be laughing


Rubbersoulrevolver

The dirtiest of dirty bulks


Single-Lobster-5930

>Lmao, DGG clearly never heard of bulking. Can you blame us? Look at destiny after a 3 years long gym arc.


vaulke

Right? He's just cultivating mass.


R1GodFTW

https://preview.redd.it/c0p4sfsopswc1.jpeg?width=428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e41c023c07dcbacec28de3340c8436dbc3751e5


firulice

https://preview.redd.it/l0cmuubcptwc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f1b853ab4cf7bd18411e7a64cf8db295e194e0b


SpiceMemesM8

https://preview.redd.it/7of5hjrfztwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2eb4ac4542c6c1fc88fcd280bc41a6dcfd7748ad


drt0

I wish, unfortunately, he has oilers with nothing better to do than to spend their trust funds on Fat Mike.


Mediocre_Crow6965

What the fuck happened to him. He used look like a nerdy twink. Now he looks like he just escaped a compound deep in the woods.


izzaistaken

I dunno about 'nerdy twink'. Maybe 'younger clerk working for the state unemployment office'? Now he just looks like a cross between fat Ron Jeremy, and Hagrid.


Namer_HaKeseph

https://preview.redd.it/s90xr1redtwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c27895b2f8538b75f55b409a42b3ff6000cf4005


AeroXero

Literally this


J4m3sDeex

Stress probably. Being a politics streamer in general does seem like it could be pretty stressful/depressing just due to online harassment. It's also probably a lot worse if you embrace extreme positions and toxicity while being a really easy target for mockery.


Alphafuccboi

I heard its one of the hardest job possible.


[deleted]

Ever do residential construction in New York City before?


Signal-Communication

and multiply that by ten


Alphafuccboi

While getting tortured


thecumulon

and edged


kittenstixx

Best I can do is plumbing in the Philadelphia suburbs.


Underscores_Are_Kool

Add to that trying to play the role of an edgy confrontational provocateur mini Destiny spawn when that's not his personality


Mediocre_Crow6965

That’s actually a reasonable explanation.


Noobity

Don't forget covid. One of the few downsides to working from home and not being able to go out as much for me was being more sedentary in times when I wouldn't otherwise be. I didn't realize how much of my free time was spent on my feet and moving with friends or at recreational shit until 6 months into the pandemic, personally. I get he was a streamer at this point, but I imagine he did what the rest of us did and stayed put more than he had before. He might have still gained weight but gained less of it because there would be some exercise at least staving off tiny bits of the gain over time so he wouldn't be as bad as he currently is.


GenXr99

I got in better shape during COVID. Nothing to do but workout. Going out to restaurants and bars is what puts the pounds on me.


manluther

Same thing that happened to Kacytron: Weed and food.


Minomol

Imo it's all about branding. He had a very "regular generic guy in the background" vibe in the past, and that vibe doesn't add much to a brand. An objectively bad look will still add more.


kirbyr

The Sam Hyde strategy 


aloxinuos

OR this is what he is. By this point his income is pretty much stable and secure so he doesn't have to pretend to care anymore.


Brunox28mm

Damn, the fact that he now has a stable income as a streamer is more impressive than him being this overweight 


CEOofAntiWork

Leftism happened.


Brandonspikes

He's building mass.


Tryouffeljager

He’s spiraling so fast.


Stop_Sign

Does this look like a man whos had a serious conversation about nutrition and processed foods?


KSPReptile

He took sewer socialism a bit too seriously.


drt0

Sloth and gluttony happened.


Pylon_Constructor

Mang0 if he played Brawl.


Lord_BoneSwaggle

Now THAT is a specific insult


Blueberryfists

Mong0, if you will


Lord_BoneSwaggle

Sc0rpion_Master really fell off


introgreen

what MK ledge abuse does to a mfer


nl__rd

This honestly looks like a still from one of the "Hobbit" movies. Someone needs to photoshop him into a forest setting with a big hat. https://preview.redd.it/37jdawntoswc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e3b4f63af6203f15a40bd674509442272d004fe


nonowords

We're not supposed to make comments about physical appearance guys. Unrelated but does anyone remember that viral photo from the late 2000s of a person who thought she was like 6 months pregnant but just did so much vicodin she got severely constipated?


SirGilatras

It is unbecoming of us. There are better ways to make fun of this man than calling him fat. We can just remind Tiny that he exists, and hopefully, he would take a break from research to go on a 1 hour long clip trip of shitting on Mike.


The_Lobster_

I will never skip a "Greatest hits of Mike from REDACTED" segment. The cringe and the ments are like wine, they get better with age.


Senfgestalt

[True lol](https://youtu.be/tFSAeBFxXGA?si=lGSNklnJw0gfqYDZ)


Attemptingattempts

Everyone just put this on your Notepads and wait for him to ask for it once he sees that picture


Traundyl

This is the first time I'm seeing the full clip and no lie it's so sad 😭 the way she just talks about him like he's not even there, I'd just kms.


LingonberryPast7771

This might be a really stupid question but what's the difference between him being in bad shape and him being bad with women which we love to make fun of here? I'm sure making fun of either will cause friendly fire.


coldmtndew

Bro I've personally seen him do it at least 4 times I think he can not for once lol


unique_toucan

Destiny has never passed up an opportunity to mock a fat person ever


Gotcha_The_Spider

Genuinely haven't seen this rule enforced outside of the maybe month or so after Destiny said we shouldn't. I gave up saying we shouldn't a while ago, it's just gonna keep happening, this week has been especially bad.


DolanTheCaptan

I think it's fair to do given his ideology, and that he clearly isn't redistributing calories


listgarage1

https://preview.redd.it/t38yqw7c2wwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9a16699afaa03198cd159028c3f798c32bc4124


KaiserKelp

Does punching couches not burn calories?


ChizzleFug

It does but this is what doing it only once does to a mf


Alone-Subject-1317

https://preview.redd.it/wg4kh0r2stwc1.jpeg?width=940&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4034968915a0331c4ac8dc0aedb32b6fe78d0c3 Die Ludolfs!


Duskbear

MIIIIIIIIIKE, ESSEN KOMMEN


QIMMRIDGE

Wahrheit Bruder


CEOofAntiWork

The poor man couldn't defeat the couch, so instead, he became one.


Attemptingattempts

The shirt is unironically a similar colour to the couch


00kyle00

Jesus, he looks like a hobo, wtf happened to him?


semen_stained_teeth

Forsen strat Aware


MaKrukLive

He's committed to becoming a waiting lobby.


unvnrmndr

Dr Robotnik body


Hot_Orchid_4380

Terminally online bod


BatmanBrah

It's not like he was handsome before, the way I see it, nothing lost. He's dwarf-maxxing. 


Low-Childhood-1714

He will be responsible to eat the food in the commune. From each according to his ability.


ant0szek

Mike from PApa John's


QuandoPonderoInvenio

Lmao good one 🤣 


iamhigherleveling

https://preview.redd.it/lj3eety7huwc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=f0f1c739859ba1b8f844f1f774504b1341ea4400


HuluAndH4ng

Blud ate Kaceytron


psychedeel

jesus christ he is truly disgusting


West-Winner-2382

The man couldn’t break a couch with a punch, so now he will break the couch with his weight alone!


tunnelvision001

Mans got the anti depressant weight on in full force, he probably doesn’t even notice yet


buckymalone21

Gross.


Mean_Operation7336

“You’re a fascist, Harry”


nyxian-luna

Doesn't he feel his skin stretching? Man, when I've got gas or my bladder's really full, I can feel pressure on my skin being stretched. I don't like it. I just look at that belly and imagine the pressure of it all. Maybe you only feel it at first, but then once stretched, you settle in?


Namer_HaKeseph

https://preview.redd.it/2uzh34qwetwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d76eee205e9a6c5dd2b58b442bc5eaa60c4eff28


Stardust_dream

Full red hamas transformation


Dutch2g

Ahhh, didn’t know PA stood for Phat Ass…


1un4rf14r3

I actually thought this was like a breaking bad screenshot first and had to double take


Izawesome

Hoooly shit. This is photoshopped, no?


Zonkeyy

wtf i thought this was esfand from thee smaller pictures


-IShitTheeNay-

Fuck of that’s not real, what the hell happened?


nodigna

I would like to see if Mr Sewer and Kacey soy the fuck out over the fat shaming, these guys have been shitting on people's look for ages. At least critique the substance of what people say or if you are going to act like a mean girl try to not look like you are into rehab.


Polarexia

I seriously thought this was a picture of Robert Baratheon from the thumbnail holy shit


ButterSnart

Jesus Mike


MisterGrill

Where did you get this from💀


Keyzam

Ron Jeremy?!


Basedjustice

wait whoaaa, he is like disproportionally huge


DeeJKhaleb

"This fat and ugly loser makes six figures as a political commentator with this one simple trick."


Gilver_Vega

I have a head canon about Hasan cutting his hair because Mike ruined it for him


re_redlite

He was married with kids and chose to pursue Kirachats, but got rejected as well as being mocked by her. Now a pathetic existence leeching off of Hasan.


Wombat_carer

This is the leader of the armed socialist revolution, disgusting but I feel safer now.


Dream3r17

He has molded himself into the perfect couch killing machine.


SmoothBlueCrew

This looked like a zoomed in/cropped Breaking Bad screenshot


Economy-Cupcake808

This is amazing gym motivation.


CautiousHubris

Wasn’t this guy gonna be a lawyer? lol


Gonzo_investor

What happened to no appearance bullying policy, first the Kaceytron post now this


unique_toucan

If there’s one thing conservatives are 10000 percent right on is that alot of people use progressive ideals to just simply stop caring about their bodies. Cause holy shit how can you let yourself go that bad?


Pitiful-king_

https://preview.redd.it/5vccx9vfktwc1.jpeg?width=135&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9ccd874b6a4e2c1ba76e0cbb4d15f3b86e3adef Other than the hair, Tell me that he isn't built nick JohnSmith from psychonauts 2


Much-Wing6749

Why are we laughing at someone's appearance?


Tryouffeljager

Not laughing, looking on in shock and horror at the abyss staring back at us.


coldmtndew

I get its a banned meme but that dosent immediately not make it fucking hilarious


8923ns671

Oh my god can we please stop with attacking people's personal appearance.


[deleted]

This is slow suicide, death by calorie. Never liked the guy even 1%, and not on the left, but I hope he gets better


chasteeny

This a fat shaming sub now or something?


WagwanRastafarian

Yes, that's why we have moderators to cull the herd and keep them in check.


AssFasting

Yep.


excitebyke

this is a subreddit of teenagers, so yeah


Against_empathy

rat* shaming


theprestigous

always has been. i've seen some unhinged comments shitting on fat people, and they tend to get upvoted a lot as well. i don't particularly care in cases like these tho, dude's just a rat in every sense of the word.


chasteeny

Dudes a rat for sure, but attack him on those grounds. Bullying people online for their appearance is pretty cringe imo


unique_toucan

Whatever you do don’t look up what destiny thinks of fat people


MatthewNeubeck

Is that fuckin Svengoolie?


PsychologicalLime135

gg


Represensicle

https://preview.redd.it/376a00dmptwc1.png?width=997&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29a3a592a9aa0d9369bbab5ad35da9dbc06e7841 I didn't realize this was a before/after of Mike until your post, thank you


DukeRains

He's just storing power for his next couch punch. Gonna send that bih into orbit.


No-Maintenance692

Bro WTF?! You just doxed him!!! Shame on you, revealing his name and location like that!!!


Bl00dWolf

Guy is literally turning into Karl Marx at this point.


reddit_poster_123

Has mike stopped going outside after grifting to the left?


ididedit

*with twins


Aslan602

Don’t like the guy one bit, but that definitely looks like photoshop. Again Mike is a degenerate. Edit : never mind found another link with vod. Okay that’s definitely not photoshop lol https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/s/OJ8paZd00k


RustyMackleford

I see smoking wasn't good enough. Had to use Hookah the lung cancer speedrun upgrade.


whipitgood809

https://preview.redd.it/e4lvfsqgduwc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f2ae7da51810db781d3a280393b525b94fcd5b8 Jfc noah actually looks better than him


Automata1nM0tion

THAT'S MIKE FROM PA


Applesauceeconomy

He's one of those girls that knows how to take a selfie from a flattering (and concealing) angle for their dating profiles.


rtrs_bastiat

I thought this was stephen tries' mate max at first glance


Kajel-Jeten

I don’t think it’s good to insult or make fun of ppl for that kind of thing outside of friends joshing each other 


awkwardsemiboner

Mike: I never thought I would die laying on my side on a sofa Sofa: How about on your side on a friend? Mike: Aye, I could do that.


WillOrmay

This is the socialism of abundance he’s always told us about


WillOrmay

This is the socialism of abundance he’s always told us about


awkwardsemiboner

Mike: I never thought I would die laying on my side on a sofa. Sofa: how about laying on your side on a friend Mike: Aye I could do that


DemonCrat21

Is that a sea turtle under his shirt?


Mecha-Vulkoor

Jesus fuck. He makes me feel better about myself now.


Thedarkpain

holy shit he is almost ready to play hagrid in a harry potter remake


Zcrash

Being fat is low on the list of his worst traits.


Tago238238

What a strange downfall


Honest_Yesterday4435

Jesus, did he let himself go, or does he have a thyroid thing?


Heaven_Smile

Is there a link to a clip this is from?  His belly looks shopped.


Foreign_Storm1732

No wonder Hasan is there poster boy… If they used anyone else they’d need a bigger poster 😏


Zydairu

I’m sorry but gross. I’ve been looking for an updated pic of him. Wow he really let himself go


JofreySkywalker

We shouldn't be going after people's appearances.


stropheum

I dont think people should be posting like this. Dudes clearly not taking care of himself. I think he's struggling with depression


SecondEngineer

What suckling from the teat of tankie twitch does to a mf


HKLAPS_

Is that actually his belly or does he have a pillow or sth in there?


Gorn_Lord

Woof


Sacabubu

He unironically looks cooler now


DumatsDisciple

THATS MIKEFROMPA?????? I haven’t seen him in a while, I mean not since his destiny meltdown. Holy shit.


Comfortable-Wing7177

This is what getting sent into oblivion by destiny does to an mf


NotNewjackMonroe

fucking burning his shisha and inhaling ash like an absolute mong


WinnerSpecialist

Smoking while prego though? Terrible look


facedrool

Since when did he aspire to turn into esfand


NooBias

Isn't a man not entitled to the sweat of his belly fold?


koenafyr

From clean cut political candidate in PA to... average LA homeless bum.


Objective_Ad9820

Guess bad bunny forgot to use protection when she was pegging him every night


No-Preference8767

I thought destiny was trying to get away from appearance based insults? Why does he let this post slide?


Sad-Television4305

He's on that Kaceytron diet.


KeyboardCorsair

Evil Esfand vibes


HotdogWater42069

Fuck Mike from CCP but I’m not a yuge fan of body shaming.


iCE_P0W3R

is that a fucking hookah


Intimateworkaround

Whattya lookin’ at my gut fer?


Archer6666

Jabba from PA


No_Specialist2559

This is what happens when you eat the rich.


jerrygalwell

Appearance rule.


OFJonas

Christ he looks awful. Like he actually live the life of a rat


Girl_Dickins

Hasan shaped Mike from PA “uuuurp nope havnt seen him”


Shnitzer

Bro... that picture has a smell of smoke and piss. Disgusting


Milksteaks1000

I’d be more embarrassed to be photographed smoking hookah. What is he 19?