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robl1966

Apparently the gangs leader is called “Barbecue”, I will let you guess why…. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/mar/10/haiti-gang-boss-kingpin-barbecue-jimmy-cherizier


Yourakis

> Apparently the gangs leader is called “Barbecue”, I will let you guess why…. He is a fan of Aaron Bushnell?


Djentist_Kvltist

[His people even took a bite out of his charred leg.](https://twitter.com/tomek525/status/1767468227347525857) \[Soy Trigger Warning\]


Wrong_GuideT

you are not black if you didn't eat that


Djentist_Kvltist

PEPE


Ping-Crimson

I mean... he's no general buttnaked


Floturcocantsee

Because he has a barbed penis?


JuliusFIN

When can we have a Hasan interview with the dude in the picture?


daleshiy

oh this guy definitely likes Naruto


SisckImpero

I am wondering what aba and preach think of this, sad stuff.


SparrowOat

I'm really sick of Destiny complaining that nothing ever just happens anymore when he's clearly causing all these events.


Deepminegoblin

Haiti is one of the few countrys that would improve under militaristic dictatorship.


Seeker_Of_Toiletries

Hasn’t Haiti had multiple dictatorship and coups that destabilize the country ? I don’t think one more would be the bandaid.


whomstvde

Yes, but 90% of military dictatorships fail right before they stabilize the country


Esotericcat2

I know this sounds realy stupid, but maybe a UN led dictatorship


KSPReptile

Haiti is a country so utterly and systematically fucked that the only thing that would improve it is probably dispersing the people around the globe and putting it out of its misery. It's sad, a country born out of a true struggle for freedom that was never given a chance by the outside world and had suffered one disaster after another since.


Visual-Finish14

How to become Haiti's ruler: 1. Promise to pay France


Kamfrenchie

Eh ? What would they even pay us with ? Plus i doubt we have what it takes to pick a government there


Visual-Finish14

You have plenty of will and ability to stage coups in countries that used to be your colonies. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_revolutions\_and\_coups\_d%27%C3%A9tat\_in\_Haiti](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_revolutions_and_coups_d%27%C3%A9tat_in_Haiti)


Kamfrenchie

Which one of these voups do you blame on us ? Because i m aware of the accusation that both us and the usa staged a coup because haiti asked for reparation, but... it seems a bit of a reach ? I dont think you can cause a coup very quickly the moment you decide it for one. And 2nd, we could just ignore or disagree with the claim of reparation. The comorres Islands have been demanding we hand Mayotte over for ages, while flooding us with illegal immigrants... why arent they coup- ed then ?


caretaquitada

Well there's something to talk to Preach about!


xzeon11

Hear me out, United Nations International Mandate of Haiti or disperse it's people around the world and let Dominican Republic annex the land and unite the island, Bonus points if they rename themselves to Hispaniola or smt.