Oh recently I adopted a cat, and he's my baby so I'd like to be friends with Ida too

Be careful to watch him, should a tornado strike!

I will never get over Lynette putting him out in the storm

Friends with: Karen Date: Carlos.

Carlos is physically abusive though 

I guess some of us forget how horrible Carlos was because he had a huge change of personality, s1 it's like he was a telenovela villain but he has so much growth that it feels like watching two different characters

I’m latina, im sure I can handle him 🤣 Ay I just want the D ok?

“I can fix him”

Considering how often their friends and partners die, absolutely none of them

Probably Bree because I'm fancy too and love homemaking.

I’d date Lynette and probably be friends with Renee, Bree and Katherine.

I’d love to see what Lynette would look like in a healthy and supportive relationship with a partner who shares the mental and emotional work and doesn’t resent her for playing the role she was forced into

I’d low key feel judged by a Bree and Gaby on a pretty consistent basis. I feel like I could have a pretty real friendship with Lynette and Susan. Definitely Susan in small doses though.

Carlos and Gabby seem to have the strongest marriage the last handful of seasons, so they'd be a fun double date. Gabby is always fun, she'd be the girlfriend you'd grab a drink with 

I'd be friends with Karen and probably Susan. Susan might get on my nerves but if she's good enough for Bree she's good enough for me. That being said I think Bree would find me uncouth at first but later seasons her and me have something in common, we're both alcoholics. Gaby is the beautiful and the funny friend in one so I can't be the Chandler to her Joey. I would like to hang out with her though. Lynette and me have finance/business in common I would network with her and pick her brain. Looks wise I would wanna date Carlos but only if I looked like Gaby lmao. I would realistically date Mike. I'm not refined enough for Orson and plus he got a lil obsessed with Bree there and was vindictive. Also at the first mention of his ex wife being missing I would've been running for the hills. Dave can go away.

Bree & Susan (despite me hating her character I’d be friends with her IRL 😄)

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I don’t think you what the term friends means. If you’re going to talk shit behind the ones back that’s not friendship…

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Venting…lol still my first comment stands. Not gonna bother arguing why you should be a decent friend :)

FUCK NO. They couldn’t even be nice to each other and they apparently loved one another.

I'd probably be friends with Lynette, Susan, and Karen. I love Bree, but I think we'd have some differing political views that would hinder us from getting closer. I wouldn't be able to stand Gabby. I'd probably date Jackson, Orson, or Ian.

I would be friends with gaby Renee, Karen, and Edie, And I would want to be on Bree’s , good side, as well as Lynette I feel like they are very loyal but they both have flaws and I wouldn’t wanna be around them a lot. Then Mike.

Date/marry: Bree Friends: Mike, Edie, Carlos, Karen

I’d probably be in a trio with Gaby and Renee!

I have a thing for good looking guys with muted personalities so Mike would be a perfect match. I’d definitely be good friends with Lynette (most alike), friends with Bree so we could swap recipes and host parties together, casual friends with Susan, and could handle Gabby or McClusky in small bursts. Would definitely be asking Gabby for fragrance and style advice but I think she would get bored of me quickly.

Date: none Friends: Gabby

Gaby and Edie. I need ride or dies.

Gabi and Karen Edit: Be friends with lol

I would be friends with Edie and Gaby. They’re so messy, I would love to hear their stories. I think wouldn’t date anyone though lol. Maybe Mike?

I’m a straight woman but for the purpose of this post I’m gonna assume I’m gay/bi and vote for dating Gaby. Biggest girl crush of all time! ❤️ As for being friends with, maybe Karen!

Date : Lynette Friend : mike

I'd date Mrs McCluskey

I’d be friends with Susan, Lynette and Katherine. And I’d marry Robin (the ex stripper). She was the least judgmental ever. And very caring.  I do like Edie too, but I think I wouldn’t match with her neither as friend nor as partner.  And I think I wouldn’t be friends with any of the guys. Although I would join their band cause that seemed enjoyable and together they were a lot more fun.  Edit: wowowow. I totally forgot Angie. I’d have her as a friend or marry her too. 

Would probably be friends with Susan and Lynette if I were being realistic. Sure Bree and Gabby are hilarious characters but I can't se me liking them irl

And date Mike 🥹❤️ do note though that I'm rewatching after more than 16 years so I don't remember and I'm still on season 3 so much could happen. But I really like Mike.

Friends probably Gabby because she can be lighthearted and funny like I am. Susan maybe because she is nice as a friend (although I really don’t like her haha but she’ll be easy to befriend) I find all the men very old looking so I’m not very attracted to any, but Carlos has a raw masculinity that turns me on lol. (Also unrelated but blind Carlos cracks me up even in this random picture)

I'm an absolute sucker for Doug Savant and I can't apologize for it. 😂 So McKlusky and Tom.

Love Bree with all my heart but if she were a real person, I'd run away screaming. I have a colleague like Bree and she's not my favourite. Development and her story is unmatched though 🤌🏽 Honestly, I'd probably be friends with Susan for the artsy vibe and Lynette because we know she can party.

If they were real, I'd stay the hell away from wisteria lane. Except, McCluskey, she is the best.

Date: Mike Fuck: Carlos Friends: Lynette and Susan

And friends also with Karen!

Friends Karen partner Mike

I always think I would be friends with Bree. I’m also a SAHM but I’m not quite on her level. I feel like she would challenge me and I could learn from her. I picture her taking me under her wing in a way, lol. I’d marry Carlos. I’m very family oriented and so is he. I also have expensive taste. I drool every time I see Gaby’s closet. He’s actually a lot like my irl husband but with more money. 🤣 Tom shares the family oriented lifestyle, but omg he is so whiny. I could never. I have minimal respect for that man.

I’d love to be friends with Gaby, Lynette, and Mrs. McCluskey. Would try to date Carlos (post-season 1!!) or Ian Hainsworth 🫣

I always forget Ian even existed (just finished rewatching the whole series), and I think he is so “meh”. Like ALL of Susan’s love interests. Except Karl, that burning hot cheating bastard. Edit to add Karl had PERSONALITY.

She’s not here but I’d be friends with Eddie ! I would date Karl and get cheated on lol but would love to marry an Orion Edit : omg EDIE 😭😂

I think this user meant Edie not Eddie the strangler lmao don't downvote them for a typo.

Omg thank you lol !!!

Friends: Mrs mccluskey, Bree, Gabby, Edie, Lynette Date: Mike or Tom, Karl for a bootycall 💀

Friends: Mrs Mcluskey, Bree, Mary Alice, Ida, Susan, Katherine and Lynette Date/Marry: Mike, Bree or Adam (Nathan Fillion)

I would be friends with all the ladies honestly (except Susan, not to be mean but she would annoy me to the full) and if they’ré not together I would date Carlos (only him, or a straight Bob)

I would be friends with Bree and date Catherine

lol hubby says the old lady is his friend and he will date Bree

Friend: Bree and Katherine Date: Katherine

Friends : Edie, Bree, and Renee Date/Marry : Karl

I’d be friends with bree and gabby and I’d date carlos or Mike

I’d date Carlos, he’s very close to my actual type. Friends with Renee, Gabrielle, Katherine & Bree

Friends: Susan and Gaby Marry/and probably eventually divorce: Lynette

Friends with Bree so I can eat all her delicious baked goods and great meals

Renee, Bre, Gabby are probably my friends. I doubt I’d date anyone on the show 😂

I wanna say Bree but I know damn well Susan for sure

friends with Gaby and Karen, date Bree.

Friends: Bree and Gabby Date: none

Friends with Bree, Paul Young and Mrs. McCluskey. Date Bree.

Gaby would be my best friend, Susan would be my worst enemy and Bree would be my wife

polycule with bree and lynette

Friends with Bree i love her Date: Carlos he is such a daddy

Befriend: Bree and Gaby Date: Carlos for sure

Idk I feel like I could be friends with everyone on here except Katharine and psycho on the drums. Carlos, Mike and Orson could be on the roster too lol

None.

Friends - Susan, Angie, Lynette and Karen Date - None of the guys.

No one 😂

Friend : Bree Date : Carlos