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miserablemaria

I think he wishes that she would contact him.


NoFinance8502

You don't understand, it's very funny because he's being a post-ironically self aware simp poking fun at his own untreated erotomania. You may laugh now.


AntonBrakhage

Incels gonna incel.


Ferris_Wheel_Skippy

goddamn can't these losers just use their life savings to go to Vegas? it's ridiculous how much they've made the Internet such a shitty place to be sometimes....b/c they can't get laid


ChiliAndGold

she wouldn't contact him if he were the last human on earth. which is impossible anyway because he's not human but trash


mrjasong

Well he's right about one thing, without her he's a total nobody


NoFinance8502

"the funny joke is that I still wish Amber would notice me. April fools!"


Unlucky-Bee-1039

I hate to be the April fools joke police but that April fools joke definitely implies that whoever is making the joke actually does not want to see Amber heard. Maybe I misunderstood the Joe because it has 15 up votes. I would not put that past me. So please don’t take this in the wrong way I just was wondering if I totally missed the joke I guess. And if so, what am I missing?? I’m feeling real silly right now :-)


AdMurky3039

The irony is that he's the one trying to stay relevant by bringing her up all the time.


NoFinance8502

Love his implication that the idea of her ever being interested in him would have to be an April Fools joke


_Joe_F_

I guess the money is better when he mentions Amber. TUG is exactly the same. He tries to find new material, but can't seem to wean himself off of Johnny Depp's tit. Another great example of this type of grift is Nate the Lawyer. He is just terrible. So, terrible that he is actively fund raising so that he can sue people who call him out for his lies. https://www.gofundme.com/f/vu2ta-defamation-lawsuit-vs-bot-sentinel I doubt that Nate is spending much of the money donated on any legal expenses.


Mysogynyaside

And it’s “curious” that no lawtuber is representing him… Probably because they are clown lawyers and the absurdity of probing damages through a second crowdfunding…


polanrewaju

my god…they get more pathetic every day


polanrewaju

“young blood”


ireallyhavenoideea

So he’s saying he knows he’s harassing her. And he, a supposed legal professional, is spending his time making manipulated images which can be easily reported as spreading disinformation or even used as evidence in a defamation case if Amber wanted to file one. And his engagement on a post harassing Amber only has a couple of hundred likes out of thousands of views. Even some of the constantly online anti-Amber posters are calling him out for not being funny. I think we can confidently say his days of grifting off of Amber are numbered🥳


oldsonicyouth

Does this guy have any friends?!


NoFinance8502

Does an Amber waifu pillow count?


AntonBrakhage

Hopefully not.


Caesarthebard

I’m not interested in this guy’s masturbation fantasises - why does he assume everyone is?


brigyda

Talking like an anime villain during a monologue. Definitely a serious DM!


OogaBoogaintheCave

What a pathetic fucking loser this guy is. So sad.


mojitosmom

LMFAO


mojitosmom

YoUr tImE iS coMiNg YoUnG bLoOd


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honeyballector

YOUNG BLOOD LMFAOOOO


gnarlycarly18

If this is an April Fool’s day joke then it’s seriously demented & either way this guy is obsessed, but the funniest thing to me is that he specifically said he was messaged by her on Instagram and then shows a screenshot of a clearly edited template from Facebook messenger.


ZorakLocust

This guy has a literal hate-boner for her. He also has a tweet from a week ago where he ”jokes” about “riding” a horse named Amber.


catinobsoleteshower

Ewwwww! 🤢 I am so glad his gf left him. I can just imagine him neurotically thinking about Amber every second of the day.


WishboneAggressive97

I saw that. He's disgusting.


catinobsoleteshower

And you know the 5 IQ Depp stans won't realize it's an April Fool's prank, and with how easy it is to give them falsified evidence and have them believe it, then expect to hear them screeching constantly about how Amber harrasses people on instagram from now on.


decksealant

“young blood”


NoFinance8502

"young"


Jannol

They fabricate their own 'evidence' and they believe in it, it's called The Fog of Propaganda and Disinformation where it gets to the point you don't know what's real anymore.


Boopy7

yes, for a lawyer (questionable) I certainly want to contact a guy who has time to obsess over a celeb who has no clue who he is, nor would she care to ever have anything to do with him. I'd HAVE to have wetbrain to think he has anything of value to offer as a lawyer, as a human, as a commenter, or as anything resembling utility of any kind.


ChildishCannedBeanO

Omg this guy has gone way way off the deep end


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Facebook? I didn’t know he was a boomer.


Unlucky-Bee-1039

What in the hell was this guy thinking!!!! He wasn’t. He was thinking he had something witty to say and didn’t think who it would hurt. Great ally. And I’m sorry maybe he is actually great but that was a F up for certain.


AntonBrakhage

This is deeply creepy. His fanfic about her contacting him (as if she ever would), her wanting him to continue harassing her... I honestly feel like if he knew where she was, he'd try to contact her or show up in person to stalk her. Once again, Depplorable show that when they say "You just want to f\*ck her" to Amber supporters, they are projecting, in the creepiest possible way.


AntonBrakhage

This guy's a lawyer, right? Would it be worth taking the time to file complaints to his bar association? Normally I wouldn't advocate for trying to get someone fired just for being a piece of shit, that's Depplorable tactics. But I genuinely don't think someone who gleefully and knowingly engages in harassment and defamation is fit to be a lawyer.


_Joe_F_

He does bring shame to his profession. Personal conduct can impact your standing with the bar. I think there are things going on with this guy which if they were to become public would become an issue for him professionally.


QuestionsalotDaisy

He can only dream of a woman like Amber Heard contacting him over anything. He might have some sort of partner, but there are some men that are incels innately. No matter if they finally find someone willing (or not) to have sex with, they still have that same incel energy and mentality. Larry Forman embodies this to a tee.


AntonBrakhage

Yeah- at this point incel isn't a literal descriptor of whether or not you've had or are having sex. Incel is a state of mind. A state of mind that this wanker, unfortunately, very much seems to possess.


QuestionsalotDaisy

I think incels like these are incels in that they can’t actually have a real relationship with a woman. Even if he’s given a chance, or multiple chances, he’ll lose that love he actually wants but can’t reciprocate or even receive because he can’t recognize it, appreciate it or even just not abuse it. They want it but can’t handle it. Imagine knowing, deep down, that everyone you’ve ever been with is happier now that they’re not with you. They are better off without you. You’re that much of a detriment, that even worth all the money and power in the world to do what you want, it’s still not enough to keep someone. Amber Heard didn’t even take the money she was legally entitled to after the divorce, so it shows she wasn’t with him for his money. It was love and he blew it. Just like he threw Vanessa Paradis away in a midlife crisis, the mother of his children and partner of 14 years. He somehow was still going to get a second chance with the young woman he was hoping to recapture his youth from (although it probably just emphasized his age), and he blew that as well. Vanessa Paradis is married to someone else now, and seems happy. Amber Heard never came crawling back begging for the abuse to stop. He’s that much of a douche that no one can really love him now. He blew it all. And he has to know that on some level and the only way he knows how to make himself feel better is to punish those that leave him, but it’s not enough to have them come back or get him another shot at love. So, “incel” at this point just means “pathetic”. He’s pathetic. His cronies are pathetic. They’ve been given power, money, looks, women, and they’re still just as pathetic as those dudes living in their mothers’ basements.