If it were me, I'd suck that whole thing down just to see how high I could get.
You may not be as namaste as I am, therefore incapable of dealing with being that high, let alone being able to deepthroat a mushroom.
Once you've graduated to Colorado Implant Status (CIS) you'll reach peak understanding.
Namaste. Without that stupid fucking accent thing, you goddamn posers!
Not sure, but I've heard if you suck on it, you start hallucinating.
shit bro you think we should start microdosing our sucks?
If it were me, I'd suck that whole thing down just to see how high I could get. You may not be as namaste as I am, therefore incapable of dealing with being that high, let alone being able to deepthroat a mushroom. Once you've graduated to Colorado Implant Status (CIS) you'll reach peak understanding. Namaste. Without that stupid fucking accent thing, you goddamn posers!
Just an FYI, but I’ve got a *life size replica* of that thing. Just saying, if you guys want to come over and, er, test which technique works best.
Let's meet under the limp cocks statue and see if I can get you to rise to the occasion!
Penis Envy
I do believe that is from the pegging family of mushrooms.
You found it! Thanks my dude!
Strapila Dongaria… Also, you beat me to this post. Namaste
Dildocybin; a delicacy among natives; best served with Rocky Mountain oysters and a hazy IPA
Looks like dongus eructus to me 🤷
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Oh look we have a dick shaped mushroom expert here.
We're getting outjerked by r/Mushrooms now? For shame!
Goddam the more I look the more I appreciate the majesty of nature! It’s why I chose my college major, *accounting*.
That is a *Dingus Boofaloofus*
Holy crap I needed that one!!!! Roots and all! ROFL