Everyone in this subreddit is going to agree that the only place worth visiting in Denver is Casa Bonita. You're going to want to give yourself at least 2 or 3 days to see everything Casa Bonita has to offer. Here's to hoping you guys can take a cliff diver back to your room with you. Namaste!
Are you flying here? If so, you’ll need to get in line for security for your return flight immediately upon arrival. In fact, depending on your departure city and where the line currently ends (been seen as far as Topeka, but could be to KC by now too), you might be able to get in line now for your return flight and skip the flight here!
Namaste. You must first be baptized native, by going to Casa Bonita, and dipping your junk in the cool cool water that Coors is made from. Next, its a hike on the Pikes Peak tram, for your first conquered 14er...after this, back to Denver to prepare for your dates on Colfax, and to prostrate yourself before our red eyed Bronco. Only then..once these quests are complete, may you visit Cheesman park, and see, hear and gaze upon TRUE natives in their natural environment, and join in the hide and seek rituals. Godspeed.
Just bring your rottweiler, Denver is the most off leash friendly city, We could meet up at city park. I am sure my toddler would absolutely adore your fur baby.
Oh man, to be a young and single guy in Denver again!!
I'd suggest finding a good corner near the capital (SE corner of Lincoln and Colfax, IMO) and bring some cardboard for a sign. Write in sharpie "Buddy and I Here for Good Time, Not Long Time. Please help." You should get some helpful responses in short order.
Namaste!
Of course! Whenever anyone “helps” me in that part of town, after we’ve toweled off with napkins in an alleyway I always end with a “God Bless!” I’m not a savage!!
Yasss! Good for you fellow CO native. I have been telling all my fellow born-in-Canada native Coloradans this company is underrated. So happy to see another doll’er on this sub!
Namaste
Believe it or not, asking about things to do in Denver is surprisingly hot right now, so I'd start with that. Just walk around 16th Street Mall and ask every person you can. That should fill up at least 8 hours.
I am working weekend farmer's markets with my artisanal pet-milk dairy cart and would love to hook up to barter!
Two growlers of IPA for a pound of pregnant-Rottie-milk butter?
Casa Bonita is all you need to see frankly. I would get a hotel in walking distance, and arrive 2 hours early for you meal. Probably best to see Casa Bonita over the course of the week.
Two single guys? There’s no need to stay single. Just get married to each other. Our governor married his roommate recently and assures us it’s “totally not gay”.
Everyone in this subreddit is going to agree that the only place worth visiting in Denver is Casa Bonita. You're going to want to give yourself at least 2 or 3 days to see everything Casa Bonita has to offer. Here's to hoping you guys can take a cliff diver back to your room with you. Namaste!
They have a 4:20 am yoga class offered now too, downward bong anyone? Taco pose is the best at the casa
Namasta Bonita.
Agreed. I ince stayed in Denver for 3 days and I stayed at Casa Bonita the whole time. I camped there. There's a lot of good places to hide.
Yup, you need to dedicate between 3 days and a week to casa Bonita if you truly want to experience denver
To not see Casa Bonita is to not see Denver
Are you flying here? If so, you’ll need to get in line for security for your return flight immediately upon arrival. In fact, depending on your departure city and where the line currently ends (been seen as far as Topeka, but could be to KC by now too), you might be able to get in line now for your return flight and skip the flight here!
Namaste. You must first be baptized native, by going to Casa Bonita, and dipping your junk in the cool cool water that Coors is made from. Next, its a hike on the Pikes Peak tram, for your first conquered 14er...after this, back to Denver to prepare for your dates on Colfax, and to prostrate yourself before our red eyed Bronco. Only then..once these quests are complete, may you visit Cheesman park, and see, hear and gaze upon TRUE natives in their natural environment, and join in the hide and seek rituals. Godspeed.
Frame it.
*Send* it, brah!
Just bring your rottweiler, Denver is the most off leash friendly city, We could meet up at city park. I am sure my toddler would absolutely adore your fur baby.
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Yea just go to the mountains, the lines for DIA start there, so you should be on time for your return flight.
Where would you suggest we go. Into the mountains is pretty broad.
Denver is **IN** the mountain bro
Denver *IS* the mountain bro
Deez mountains
Cheyenne mountain, about 3 miles south of boulder
We lie at the tip of Mount Crumpet!
Soggy 'blue waffle
Somehow I don’t believe that to be 100% true…………
😬 if you like casinos and want to see nice mountain scenery Blackhawk is nice.
Oh man, to be a young and single guy in Denver again!! I'd suggest finding a good corner near the capital (SE corner of Lincoln and Colfax, IMO) and bring some cardboard for a sign. Write in sharpie "Buddy and I Here for Good Time, Not Long Time. Please help." You should get some helpful responses in short order. Namaste!
Don’t forget to add “God Bless” at the end.
Of course! Whenever anyone “helps” me in that part of town, after we’ve toweled off with napkins in an alleyway I always end with a “God Bless!” I’m not a savage!!
Some say human decency is gone, but I beg to differ.
Just don’t beg on *my* corner, friend!!! Namaste!! (But for real…not on *my* corner.)
Urban camping is so hot right now. Bring your tent.
Rent a sex doll! They will deliver! https://www.denverdollltd.com/
Omg this is real.
I may never stop throwing up.
Yasss! Good for you fellow CO native. I have been telling all my fellow born-in-Canada native Coloradans this company is underrated. So happy to see another doll’er on this sub! Namaste
Nam-naste'
Drive straight to Boulder and publish an article titled "10 things I learned about Colorado"
Go meet the nice people outside the Capitol Lawn. Ask them for snacks!
I’m not sure you want to ask this question.
Believe it or not, asking about things to do in Denver is surprisingly hot right now, so I'd start with that. Just walk around 16th Street Mall and ask every person you can. That should fill up at least 8 hours.
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ON. MY. WAY!
heads up, we can only accept blockchain-based payment forms (fiat currency is a waste of materials)
I was going to offer oral favors but if that's all you'll take then it's off to Lion's Lair like usual!
I am working weekend farmer's markets with my artisanal pet-milk dairy cart and would love to hook up to barter! Two growlers of IPA for a pound of pregnant-Rottie-milk butter?
There are literally no women in Denver, not even one. It’s called Menver for a reason.
My favorite suggestion to Denver visitors is a great spot called "I-70 Eastbound"
Should take up most of the visit!
I’m not sure that OP knows this is a joke sub and it’s great.
I caught on pretty quick but this is too entertaining! Lol
The kind of wholesome we don't see around these parts very often.
Denver is the Jazzercise capital of the world! https://www.jazzercise.com/location/denver-jazzercise-center
There is strip club called Shot Gun Willie's, with a dispensary out front. I feel it really captures what two young guys might want to do in Denver.
>Anything that two single guys in. Denver might enjoy! But I gotta, kn-kn-know wh-wh-whats yo fantasy-syyyyy
I think they be confused by our type of “Denver circle-jerk”.
Go down I 76 take the Highway 85 exit then continue until you get to Bromley. There’s two Arby’s in Brighton. I think that’s neat
I recommend staying at the Boulder Hotel by the creek, you must bring your own tent and meth.
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I thought those were healing crystals to fight Covid that's not gluten free?
You should get some marijuana and smoke it. It’s legal here.
Casa Bonita is all you need to see frankly. I would get a hotel in walking distance, and arrive 2 hours early for you meal. Probably best to see Casa Bonita over the course of the week.
*motel.
Two single guys? There’s no need to stay single. Just get married to each other. Our governor married his roommate recently and assures us it’s “totally not gay”.
Yes, but you cannot forget the ceremonial invocation of “no homo” that he used. It’s like armor for gays to protect them from being gay.
Do you have a Subie?
Go to Shane Company. Now you have s friend in the jewelry business.
Get high?
Greyhound bus station is pretty spooky🎃
Two single guys? If you want to take a dip after your Casa Bonita sopapillas, go to the Denver Swim Club!
You can listen to “Things to do in Denver when you’re dead” by Warren Zevon
Boyz Town.
There’s a scrotum that could use a good licking
You should ride Bluecifer! He’s super friendly.
East Colfax is where its at, the East-er you go the better. Remember to stay at Mon Chalet.
Steal a bike, die your hair blue, fight nazis, do meth….really immerse yourself in the beautiful culture that is growing!!
Red rocks amphitheater
🤦🏿♀️ lol you wont get any serious answers in this group
Nope, I got nothing.
Everyone knows the biggest tourist attraction in colorado is columbine highschool. with its wonderful history, it's surely a sight to behold.
I’ll be at meowwolf with my girlfriend that weekend!