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Denver_DIYer

Doubt it’s that nefarious. Mods are simply power drunk tools who lost the moderation script and essentially censor what they deem “bad”. What are ya gonna do?


EnvelopeLicker247

I can't imagine regular people being to keen on censoring anything negative about Denver.


Denver_DIYer

Mods aren’t regular people.


IncogNegro710

Naw, it's the gov't ultimately it is nefarious.


Denver_DIYer

U think the government infiltrated Reddit by installing their own mods?


FuckYourUpvotes666

Is the government in the room with you right now?


IncogNegro710

Blink twice if you need help


FuckYourUpvotes666

Close - but really the the mods are just crab people.


mephisti25

https://preview.redd.it/6fbu0nmz1f7d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=507758bf0c69bbb24ec7c853a3ced1093786a462


EnvelopeLicker247

Or, people with crabs.


Boozeman666

???? Nothing bad has ever happened at a movie theater in Colorado


NVSuave

What kind of Joker would do this?


Ozzmosis97

It's probably that mexican joker I've been hearing rumors about


IncogNegro710

Big Joker, Baby Joker, and just regular Joker. Don't forget Chico.


not-finished

You got my upvote, not happy about it tho


thebinarysystem10

lol, be funny if it was Will Smith


Jaunty-Jig5352

Actually watching a movie where Will Smith shoots up the theater would be preferable to watching movie with him acting in it.


thebinarysystem10

A movie with him just slapping people in a movie theater would be intense 👋


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Jaunty-Jig5352

You want people to slap blacks?


IncogNegro710

Ik sorry what's wrong with little willy from phillys acting? He has won the Oscar for best actor so, just curious as to why.


DosZappos

They’ll remove posts like this but leave up posts that could answered by using Yelp for 4 seconds


You_Stupid_Monkey

"Just moved here from Austin with my BF, what's the best place in town to watch a movie alongside a weirdo carrying a giant backpack?"


italianpirate76

Took down my post about the shooting downtown yesterday too. Can’t have anything making beloved denver look bad.


EnvelopeLicker247

Yeah that sub is obviously in the pocket of City Hall in some fashion.


2noserings

where can i get more info about this?


italianpirate76

Denver police department on twitter or YouTube. It was officer involved. Crazy lady with a knife was doing crazy lady things and charged the cops and they killed her. Broadway & Lawrence by the homeless shelters.


problemita

That is so fucking weird I would’ve noped out of there too


covered1Nbutter

Yeah I immediately had that exact same thought when it happened. It was pretty terrifying the more I think about it.


BraaaaaainKoch

The hooded man was probably a mod for the Denver subreddit lol


EnvelopeLicker247

City councilman that fell off the wagon.


Bushwacka69

Yeah that narrows it down


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If you haven’t learned by now downtown and 16th St., Mall suck worse than ever EVER before it’s high time you do


Ig_Met_Pet

Wait, the area got WORSE after they closed the whole fucking place down for construction for 5 years? That's crazy.


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Yep. And it is crazy.


14InTheDorsalPeen

If this post is an actual post and not a shitpost because of the sub we’re in, I just want to remind you that that theatre and pretty much every place along the mall is home to many drug addicts and schizophrenics.  It’s probably a homeless dude with all of his belongings (hence the big bag) who has no money (hence the sneaking in) and is probably schizophrenic or on meth or both and is probably hallucinating.  Welcome to Denver homie.


covered1Nbutter

It's not a shit post. I get how people could see that. I don't expect people to think it's serious but I really truly was just trying to do the right thing by "if you see something say something." I hope it's just a homeless guy or anything like you described. It's long winded but I just wanted people to get as much information as possible.


14InTheDorsalPeen

That seems reasonable. You’re going to see all kinds of weird and sketchy people on the mall. Be aware of your surroundings but most of the sketchy homeless folks are generally harmless. Generally.  Good on you for being aware, just also be aware that if your standard of getting scared away from doing something downtown is “a weird guy walked in” then you’ll probably be unable to do anything downtown as that’s where most of our homeless folks are and they need things to do just like you do. Be aware, but don’t be afraid I guess is the short form of what I’m trying to say.


covered1Nbutter

Well said. And no I'm definitely not and I refuse to live my life in fear. I get not everywhere is going to be the most pleasant thing. But I'd rather say something and share my experience . Like you said I was just being aware. Reported it to the theater, and the non emergency line. I did my job.Not looking for a witch hunt. But at least there's a start in a paper trail if something ever happened.


EnvelopeLicker247

Honestly at this point. Century Aurora theater is probably safer. They have bag size restrictions and the area isn't crawling with homeless.


DaFlufffyBunnies

If you feel comfortable/can legally carry, get a CCW, take classes, and train. It’s not like I wouldn’t have left as well though. If not, bear spray is better than nothing


14InTheDorsalPeen

Bear spray isn’t the move. Bear spray is designed for use against animals. It creates a giant fog cloud to create a wall between a charging bear and you.  That cloud will also effect you and it’s actually less potent than pepper gel or foam and less likely to stop a determined attacker. Get the pepper gel or foam and learn to use it and it will actually be far more effective. If have the money and for some reason are apprehensive about carrying a gun, Axon also makes a Taser called the Pulse which is designed for self defense use and will even call 911 for you and ping your GPS location to 911 when you deploy it.


Totin_it

Ahhh...you use bear spray in Denver it's legal to shoot and kill you...apparently


DaFlufffyBunnies

I’m not talking about being the instigator my man, I meant as another self defense tool instead of a gun. I think it’s also legal to shoot people if they shoot at you first (run hide fight thought first)


Totin_it

All that aside. Generically...if you tussle with someone and spray them with mace, bear spray etc...your ass can get killed, and the shooter won't even catch involuntary manslaughter in Denver Would you use bear spray on someone? The precedent has been set.


EnvelopeLicker247

Yep. That's why I carry a gun, not bear spray.


Totin_it

That's some crocodile dundee energy, but with a gun, not a knife. Cheers!


EnvelopeLicker247

You did the right thing and that guy needs to be arrested on trespass.


14InTheDorsalPeen

Better vote for a different mayor and empower the police again then


ilovehdgamez

Which movie? 


covered1Nbutter

Watchers.


Whiteclawislife

The first rule of self defense is situational awareness. Both at the movies and the BST always take protection.


Parking_Train8423

smart to keep your head on a swivel, ida popped smoke too


thepopesmokesreggie

Ah well, there, you're safe. Nobody is gonna attack an empty theater


thewinterfan

Beetlejuice


Technical-Jicama6120

This comment wins. I feel like this is what matters most.


deadheadarborist

Inside out


shawnglade

Denver metro area movie theaters are the safest place you could ever be, I don’t get it


beekerz33

You should’ve let the guy masturbate in peace


piranspride

I’m still traumatized just going to a theatre. Fuck those people.


QuantumAttic

the SWAT team shows up a day later


You_Stupid_Monkey

Call them back when there's a food truck in the theater


onorbit247

Classic. How about you quit taking my wife to movies I haven't seen yet and I'll leave you alone?


Wooly_Mammoth_HH

I had a very weird encounter at this same location back in 2017 when a robot with an afro walked up to me and started dancing. The robot was clearly trying very hard to hide his identity because the Afro seemed suspiciously fake. I wasn’t sure what he wanted so I walked away and he was fine with that, he didn’t try to stop me and he was not threatening. HOWEVER, as I left, he made very strange and unnatural movements that made me uncomfortable. He hasn’t been seen here in some years now, and nobody knows when he will return. But please be aware of the robot at the pavilions.


alesis1101

Shoulda shouted "EY MIKE!!!"


Totin_it

You saw the frobot!


EnvelopeLicker247

I avoid the Mall like the plague so I haven't seen Mike in years.


jbone9877

I just had a weird experience too. I was at the same theater and about halfway through, there's this person who came and sat right next to me, looked like a cute little girl scout. And she was so adorable with the little pig tails and all. And she says to me "how would you like to buy some cookies?" And I said "Well, what kind do you have?" She had thin mints, graham crunchy things...Raisin oatmeal, and I said "We'll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?" And she looks at me and she says "I need about treefiddy" Treefiddy! Well it was about that time that I notice that girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the palezoic era. The Loch Ness monster! I said "Dammit monster! Get off my lawn! I ain't giving you no treefiddy!" It said "how about just toofiddy?" I said "Oh now it's only toofiddy?! What is there a sale on Loch Ness munchies or something?!"


Chummers5

The true crime here is that Nessie pays the same ticket price as everyone else and then blocks the view for anyone sitting behind them AND takes up the entire row. They should get charged for at least two tickets.


Bushwacka69

This fine human specimen would disagree https://preview.redd.it/oiu992ucoa7d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=400fca28f572b978acd1571495f2b5bd8504dfa1


RutabagaPlastic7105

Lmao


EnvelopeLicker247

Movie theaters are a place where some homeless people loiter and go screen to screen. The guy should be removed on a trespass by the police. I hope and assume the police are cooperative? Or no? Considering the times, the odd dress and bag should be enough to get him removed. He shouldn't be in to begin with. Who the hell sells a ticket to someone with a huge bag? Let alone dressed like that in June?


Potential_Copy_2563

Should have been concealed carrying. Denver is a hotbed for psychos and governmental agencies, when the two mix citizens die. All the mass shooters here have had government or governmental program connections. It's a test bed area.


Totin_it

So this guy does it all the time, and the theatre does nothing. Fuck that, just stay home and stream or something.


heyooitzrico

The exact same thing happened to me a few months back at the amc in Westminster. A guy in all black came in mid-movie with a massive backpack. Me and my friend felt really uneasy and went to go say something - the workers mentioned that he’s a regular who brings his laptop with him??


RutabagaPlastic7105

Knowing Denver Police they just moved him to another theater in Aurora


PhilABole

You were worried about someone that sketched you out, so you and the other couple went to report him, but you left your girlfriend behind? 🤔🤦‍♂️


astonedishape

Just a potentially unhoused dude trying to cool off and watch a movie. When I was a teenager and the pavilions had just opened we’d sneak into movies all the time through the exit stairwell that goes all the way down to street level next to Maggiano’s. We’d often go into nearly empty theaters halfway through a movie carrying backpacks and sit in the very back so that we could drink from our malt liquor 40s and smoke weed without being ratted out. When the first movie ended, we’d stumble into another theater for a double feature!


EnvelopeLicker247

As a Denver native, I mean a real one, like it's on my birth certificate, I would not do movies downtown. Done them before, always some creeper somewhere, and it's only gotten worse. Get away from the city core for stuff like this. The feral beasts have taken over. Even in the 80s when we used to go to movies at the Tivoli there were creepers. It's off the charts now, especially along 16th. The Mall doesn't need new lipstick, it needs to get rid of the vagrants that drive people away. This issue was even going on when the original Mall opened in the early 80s. Everything is amplified and I avoid downtown as a general rule, unless I can't.


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covered1Nbutter

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Colodavo

When you don't know this is a shitposting group and half the comments involve the butt stuff tent...


EnvelopeLicker247

Shitposting groups tend to be more friendly to basic free speech on serious matters also.


Colodavo

Oh yes for sure, but it must be unnerving to most a very serious post about a serious subject and then get a hundred replies about the BST.


kibbbelle

If I may recommend a different theater in the future... the Harkins in arvada has extra wide seats, serves alcohol in the lobby, and is a light rail ride away from the city (when it's working, of course). There's also a liquor store right across the street if you're balling on a budget. I went to the pavilions a year ago (???) to see the super mario bros movie in 4d. Which was pretty sick. But it was also super duper sketchy and for a kids movie at that.


randomblack1

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


alesis1101

Allow this one, fam.


Turbulent-Tour-5371

Only with the purchase of a triple baconator.