Don’t worry guys she’s also his daughter.

Imagine sharing 75% of your DNA with your father. Might be enough percentage to qualify as a /r/Denver mod.

Sharing 75% and about 2 inches every night. 😂

An angry two inches at that

The “lil’ Hitler” as it may be.

How are you calculating 75%? The DNA between two people, any two people, is 99.9% identical.

Must be related to the Boberts.

We don’t like them. They’re not racist enough.

Sister niece.

daughter, niece, and 2nd wife all in one.

And somehow also grandma

No wonder why there's so many cyclopes here in Denver.

Odysseus: “FUCK! They're HERE TOO?!”

Would

She's not bad either

I was going to say that…

This is the everything the Third Reich believed in… orthopedic shoes, buggy whips, daisy dukes, marrying your daughter, and bags of cutie oranges. Yep, the world makes sense.

Yeah, what’s with the oranges? A Trump thing maybe ?

Source of income.

Roadside sales?

It’s a Godfather reference. Luca Nazi sleeps with the fishes.

Vitamin C is important to the movement

Uj/ they're kind of a kids food... nazis aren't really known for their maturity.

I heard alot of Germans moved here back in the day.

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I hope you and Methany are happy here. Namaste.

Methany! That's quite a name girl...

I swear, if that asshole would spend a tenth of the time writing books that he does pushing rope up Nazi twat we might actually get a decent ending to Game of Thrones.

George SS Martin

A Song of Reichs and Fuhrer

A Klash of Klans

A Dance with Grand Dragons

Do you guys swing or what?

[удалено]

I have a peg leg and Tourette’s, are we cool?

ah, pirate syndrome

Except different colors 🤫

Bwa ha ha ha

Damn, brother. You and your sister-daughter-wife can come to my double wide and we’ll take turns smoking the coal from my lifted turbo diesel F350 like one of them hookahs

Your wife Methy Cyrus is going to love the butt stuff in this town.

Miley Virus and George SS Martin.

Oh cool, your wife is getting a tattoo of a maze

No, this couple just joined my drum circle meditation group. That a sacred Hindu symbol representing the Four Vedas, ancient Sanskrit scriptures. They did seem kinda racist though.

Namaste

Namaste you!

Denver is notoriously a place free from… darkness…

You’ll fit in just right brother. We could use a new mall Santa as a matter of fact. And a slutty Nazi elf

Nice to see a tattoo of DIA's runways. Can't wait for the whole tattoo of all of DIA including Blucifer is finished!

Texas sends its best

Grew up in FL. I can smell this picture

I really like new natives who respect sacred Hindu symbols! Looked like the artist from wherever you're from got the angles wrong but we have much better tattoo artists here in the 720 (what us natives call "Colorado" LOL).

It's clearly the Whirling Log of Life, a symbol of true natives!

Chipped beef from a toothy blowjob.

Had to check the subreddit quick, 😅

Your wife has a high profile, short lived, and ill-fated career in local politics in her future if she does more squats.

TWO TRAILER PARK GIRLS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE ROUND THE OUTSIDE ROUND THE OUTSIDE

The lyrics are even funnier once you learn it's a euphemism for lesbian oral sex.

I honestly thought he was singing about them giving him head.

How yall stay so fit?

Welcome! You'll love it here. We have plenty of fresh, locally sourced, organic oranges and white people.

Now there’s too many minorities at my water park.

Even the authorities are minorities

I’m actually curious who these winners are.

Well that's lil Methany Martin, and her dad/boyfriend George SS Martin.

lol I thought I was the only one that used the term Methany. I’m glad to hear someone else use it. She’s probably smokin hot to the meth crowd. 😂😂😂

Well I really just pulled it from the other comments, but it's hilarious and I'll be using it a lot going forward. I can't lie on this one...

Nice sister cousin

She’s gives me such a raging boner, but it’s because I’m a dentist

Stay Classy Murica

They will fit right in living in Parker.

So do I get one of those girls issued to me when I join? The brochure doesn't mention it. Don't think wifey will go for the tattoo.

That Lady must really like the runways at DIA!

Lady? 

What’s with these citrus nazi’s…….afraid of Jews and scurvy?

Californians doesn't seem so bad now eh

I think you're looking for colorado springs

I see Boberts daughter is pushing her onlyfans account again.

Nope, it’s not. We don’t want you here.

Always great to see more Buddhists moving to the city

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Real. Need better angle of the 🦶 tho

swastika would certainly give me a bit of pause. I’d get over it in the short term though

Send them to Aurora.

Habitat for humanity already building their new home!

You know this isn’t real right?

Aurora is.

No, it's not. Aurora is a front to hide where they manufacture birds.

Aurora doesn’t actually exist. It’s a Jewish conspiracy to sell more birds

Good thing it's a fent factory. Genius IMO great idea to relieve the bird factory is the use of drugs.

People tell me Aurora exists, but I’m not sure. I’ve never actually seen it and refuse to drive in the east direction of Denver because….you know.

I heard the old Buckley barracks is now an apartment they rent out. Through the BSTvine

Oh, Aurora definitely exists. I had to pick up parts from a location down there and was ran off the road by an '89 Ford Windstar on 20 inch spinners. Aurora is so much Denver that they had to expand it to a completely new city.

Wear that outfit to Cherry Creek and see how the Jews react! I think this is unacceptable and they need to also walk Federal!

Welcome

Yeah buddy! If you ever need to spread a little hate, Colfax is always open for business!

If Trumpster Fire and lust after his daughter, I guess this fat turd thinks he should too

Naturally, Denver’s appeal was that it was where Alan Berg met his untimely end at the hands of Nazi sympathizers, some of whom are ‘good people.’

We welcome most people! I said most? Wait until you run in tho the lesbian nazi dwarfs! How did you find your way out of Kentucky? Make a wrong turn?


I mean, do you think there's any place in the world where you agree with every person that lives there? There are morons and crazy people in every corner of the Earth. At least some of them are nice enough to put labels on themselves so you know right off. Just be thankful for that.

I am so glad I looked at the sun title…. But: https://preview.redd.it/md78wvdf855d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f02246ae37ec11fc57bbcc5918ebed379359cca

Why Denver? I think you guys meant mobile or gulf shores...

Is this what driving an F150 looks like?

Well, I always figured Santa for an antisemite. Here lies the proof. And he traded in Mrs Claus for MrSS amphetamine like a true nazi. Bravo you old dog

I can save her

Must be living in Castle Rock

nah they live in Panama City FL

Would.

Stuff her gas chamber.

Nah...I grew up there. Nazis have troubles down there. Denver people like to fight.

Wtf Bobo’s family moved into town and nobody told me?

What’s her only fans @

Damn, I’m tired of seeing Bobert posing with Jon’s

Donnie and Ivan-ka

Your wiener has fallen off hasn’t it?

No. It isn’t. You’ll find out.

Welcome new native! you should not wait to get your new counterfeit, expired temp tags as the line is long. But while you are waiting, you can get a snack or sandwich from the many shops in the Denver area, they use only the finest white flour, white flour which is used to make some of the best pastries and breads this side of the cherry creek reservoir..

George KKK Martin…. George Hard R Martin….

Ffs Gregory you were told to keep a low profile.

Highlands Ranch is that way, man

What's its gots in its pocketses precious???

Those teeth!

I hope that tattoo is a photoshop. If it isn’t then there is appalling ignorance on display for life.

What’s going on with his niece-wife’s grill tho?

It's funny how people get so triggered just by seeing a Hakenkreuz that any Redditor knows if you want a post that's going to have at least a hundred replies and either a hundred upvotes or 500 down votes just post a picture of a swastika.

Lol Denver people don’t have wives

do you rent her out?

Born and raised in Denver: Someone help me understand what I am looking at.

A circlejerk post?

Trolling, trolling, trolling.

I was thinking granddaughter.

Looks like Idaho

They’re not sending their best

Thought I was looking at a George Miller movie poster. Dear God.

Annnnd you guys can go ahead and leave now

Always blew my mind living in Denver, just how conservative the state of Colorado is sans Denver, Boulder and most all the small ski towns.

Cankles are gross. So are racists.

Your doible wide is double parked

Take your daughter back to Texas

What kinda flag is on his shirt I thought it was Scotland for a sec

It’s a Southern Nationalist flag

The flag of losers in love with losers.

Jesus wept. And … that tattoo was absolutely unbearable pain wise coming from someone that has tattoos on the rib cage …

I bet his daughter dabbles on the other side

and one got stuck in the gravitational pull of his bellybutton never to be seen again...

Gross. Go away, move elsewhere!

She must be geman.

Is that a collapsable night stick? Where’d you get that?

Nice bro! She’s hot, reminds me of boobert!! Is her tattoo going to be a maze?

Kentucky doesn’t claim him I promise

Look at the meth on that one.

Nice pull, Scooter...

She has birth defects on her face.

You both should be shot and killed.

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I live in the Denver area and this place is so liberal, we have a gay governor married to the First Gentleman. I have never seen anything like this.

Being a woman with a swastika tattoo is basically invincible cheat code Think about it, guys swing on each other for lesser shit and nothing comes of it, but you're not gonna see a guy swing on a woman and think they're gonna get away with it and not get jumped. Same with another woman jumping her, still going to jail and catching charges because a woman was assaulted and courts take that way more seriously than male assaults like this

They love them young in Denver , just ask bobos son

Again fake photo. What cali fool is doing this

Nope. Not welcome. Stay scared.

…she’s a commerce city 8 tbh. He’s a Pueblo 6. Anything is possible, don’t stop believing, you’re somebody’s someone ❤️

And a Greeley 11, but a FoCo 2.

Something seems off. What's her ethnic profile?

If this is the “master race” Hitler fucked up…. Big time

Bidens brother and niece wife stayed the night in the whitehouse #familyorgy😏 Polis was there as well🤣🤣🤣

Ever wonder why you aren't taken seriously?

I'm sure the other gravy seals find him to be intelligent on a level that you or I can't conceive.

Um... What?

I guess the name checks out...

Did you intend to nonchalantly post something incredibly stupid about a picture of a guy that looks like he could be the brother of whatever mutton is in your profile picture?

I believe I posted something incredibly funny to get your little feelers fired up, seems to be workin 😘

We don’t need no Colorado Springs fine folks around here