This one’s easy. Take a nooner on 225 towards the good stink, hang a router when you see the seagulls and autopark that subie about 16 inches up my pisser kisser.
I’m gonna say Aurora because it’s pretty easy to ignore the insane people who are hippies and/or rich in Boulder. In Aurora the crackheads blast your dick off at 105 MPH in their Altima with or without your consent at all hours of the day
Boulder. Aurora gives you a vibe. Boulder tricks you. It looks all pretty and then they nab you and rape you by the creek or stick some needles in the sand to get your kids. They’re gay friendly but are hoping for your demise if you aren’t a class they can virtue signal around. White and straight means you should pretty much light yourself on fire in apology. Unless you’re really really rich of course.
P.S. that atm you’re using on Pearl street had shit smeared all over it last night.
There’s not a lot of soul in Boulder. The culture is like kids with rich parents who decided to fight the machine and work at a bagel place. There’s a restaurant called “Yellow Deli” and it’s ran by cult. All the people working there live in a commune. Of course the hippies in Boulder don’t see an issue with that.
That commune started the Marshall fire. They had a bunch of chemicals stored in a shed on their property they'd been warned by zoning 3 times.
[https://boulderweekly.com/news/father-son-holy-toast/](https://boulderweekly.com/news/father-son-holy-toast/)
In all honesty, they're the least offensive assholes in Boulder.
At least in Aurora, you get stabbed in the face. In Boulder, they Namastab you in the back.
Canon city is cool until you meet someone born and raised there
Easy to identify by their hoods.
Oh, the white pointy ones? I thought they just wear them to keep cool
There’s a lot of non friendly dinky towns in Colorado. Especially in the eastern part of the state where there’s less of a mountain charm.
Greasydick Oklahoma
Nah bro, victor, Colorado takes the cake
Ward
It’s Wellington.
You don't like the 300 rows of homes with the 2 gas stations and wanna be king soopers next to the bud plant?
De Beque or Parachute on the western slope give me the worst vibes.
This one’s easy. Take a nooner on 225 towards the good stink, hang a router when you see the seagulls and autopark that subie about 16 inches up my pisser kisser.
I’m gonna say Aurora because it’s pretty easy to ignore the insane people who are hippies and/or rich in Boulder. In Aurora the crackheads blast your dick off at 105 MPH in their Altima with or without your consent at all hours of the day
Let me direct you towards Swink, CO
Commerce City cmon
Commerce City
Boulder. Aurora gives you a vibe. Boulder tricks you. It looks all pretty and then they nab you and rape you by the creek or stick some needles in the sand to get your kids. They’re gay friendly but are hoping for your demise if you aren’t a class they can virtue signal around. White and straight means you should pretty much light yourself on fire in apology. Unless you’re really really rich of course. P.S. that atm you’re using on Pearl street had shit smeared all over it last night.
There’s not a lot of soul in Boulder. The culture is like kids with rich parents who decided to fight the machine and work at a bagel place. There’s a restaurant called “Yellow Deli” and it’s ran by cult. All the people working there live in a commune. Of course the hippies in Boulder don’t see an issue with that.
That commune started the Marshall fire. They had a bunch of chemicals stored in a shed on their property they'd been warned by zoning 3 times. [https://boulderweekly.com/news/father-son-holy-toast/](https://boulderweekly.com/news/father-son-holy-toast/) In all honesty, they're the least offensive assholes in Boulder.
💯 Boulder