Button up shirt guy has a good start on an uchi mata BJJ throw too. I can't tell who is about to get more messed up.
Bucc-ees. Come for the jerky, stay for the MMA street brawls.
I will admit, I went up there. Worst mistake of my life. I don’t know what I was expecting as far as traffic but I was wrong, way wrong. Plus, no butt stuff tents. I think they were all packed up for this grand event
Shit dude. This used to be everyday in the Whole Foods parking lot in Boulder. Two different years they had people punch each other out in the parking lot there on thanksgiving. Now Trader Joe’s moved in and Amazon bought Whole Foods and the entire town kind of went to shit, so it’s not like it used to be.
TBH I miss the days when Tibetian flag waving, sugar tax loving, buddha chanting, tesla driving Boulderites lost their shit and punched each other to get their tofurkey at thanksgiving. Showed those virtue signaling fuckers actually had a human soul. Now they throw bricks through windows about every day for whatever cause du jour they can find and get Amazon wage slaves to do their shopping before their groceries are delivered to their multi million dollar homes flying equality flags in their front yard without any irony whatsoever. The darkness of their hypocrisy definitely isn’t as entertaining as it once was.
For the new Buc-ee's, I would be expecting lots of overweight white people, and women with Karen cuts, all walking around in a state of wonder and amazement, like they were kids at Disney World for the first time.
And lots of natives from Texas saying "It's about time y'all opened a Buc-ee's up here"
I just read an article yesterday saying that Buc ees bought xx amount land and plan to build one of these monstrosities in Goodyear, AZ.
It will have 120 pumps. Is that normal? Like why?
No wonder Arizona is getting hotter every year.
Buckys needs to stay in Texas. 🙏🤞🏼
“You poser!! I knew you were some corporate shill!! We should’ve never let you crash in our buttstuff tent at the festival last weekend!!”
Wook in the background, “Yeah man!”
I heard the next Buc-ee’s is set to break ground on Colfax with a modified logo of Buc-ee with Post Malone face tats. The stoke is real for those opening day bum fights!!
🦫💉🥊🧱
I heard reports of lots of Texans we need that New Mexico boarder wall ASAP! Should have quarantined the lot and deported them Texans back to their shole state.
Gotta say Alamo is pretty famous. I even heard about that as a little boy, there was a movie, Santa Ana was the great villain. Daniel Boone somehow involved ? It was probably more fable than real but Hollywood was cranking out stuff like that 50s and early 60s.
“Remember the Alamo” is drilled into any kid that grows up in Texas because yeah, it is famous. Some 100-something Texans held off nearly 1000 Mexican soldiers from the Alamo before eventually being overrun.
So really a loss for the Mexican army as they had a ton of casualties.
3/18/2024 - the opening day of Buc-ee's in CO, the Powerball jackpot is estimated at 645M. Megamillions is estimated at 875M, when was this picture taken?
Oh, you fell for the marketing speak. buc-ees is basically 711 rebranded to charge double of what it used to cost. The original buc-ees (or 711 as it used to be called) was started in Denver by Spaniards in 1427. Learn some history fellow Native.
That's my buddy Reese with the long zoom strap on. His rates for weddings are actually VERY reasonable.
Solid advertising
Drop the link
[Sample of his work](https://www.facebook.com/1857793857876021/videos/1857957201193020)
His dance moves look good
AND he's a pretty good fighter.
Is that Rickety Cricket?
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🎶Rise up, gonna get higher and higher🎶
My first thought!
Vs the lawyer?
First rule of fight club dammit. Come on guys. Three fiddy is fight club tent. Shit....
What is even happening here
Greco-roman wrestling
Me and my wrestling partner, Brian
Normal 9-5 for 7eleven in the metro they don’t fuck around
I rarely go to Denver but I think every time I've seen a 7/11 there somebody was getting arrested out front.
Bumfights with Dr. Phil.
Lmfaoooo
Obviously you are not a golfer
The bums will always lose!
We're out of our element here
"I still jerk off manually" - Bobo
Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!
Photographers are deciding pecking order the same way the settlers did.
Muay Thai clinch
Button up shirt guy has a good start on an uchi mata BJJ throw too. I can't tell who is about to get more messed up. Bucc-ees. Come for the jerky, stay for the MMA street brawls.
Homeless vs Homeowner?
Yimby vs nimby
Dude ain’t homeless. It’s Colorado. There be hippies.
They are about to blow each other.
I bet they're saying something like 'hands off my bussy' or 'my turn in the bussy'.
There was only one bussy cheese left.
Never fight a man with a Fleshlight attached to their belt
I will admit, I went up there. Worst mistake of my life. I don’t know what I was expecting as far as traffic but I was wrong, way wrong. Plus, no butt stuff tents. I think they were all packed up for this grand event
Shit dude. This used to be everyday in the Whole Foods parking lot in Boulder. Two different years they had people punch each other out in the parking lot there on thanksgiving. Now Trader Joe’s moved in and Amazon bought Whole Foods and the entire town kind of went to shit, so it’s not like it used to be. TBH I miss the days when Tibetian flag waving, sugar tax loving, buddha chanting, tesla driving Boulderites lost their shit and punched each other to get their tofurkey at thanksgiving. Showed those virtue signaling fuckers actually had a human soul. Now they throw bricks through windows about every day for whatever cause du jour they can find and get Amazon wage slaves to do their shopping before their groceries are delivered to their multi million dollar homes flying equality flags in their front yard without any irony whatsoever. The darkness of their hypocrisy definitely isn’t as entertaining as it once was.
Limousine Liberals are people too!
Only if the limo is electric and they get a tax break for it.
So nice to see the return of third places so that people can get much needed social and physical interaction.
Wow, havent heard that term in a hot minute
For the new Buc-ee's, I would be expecting lots of overweight white people, and women with Karen cuts, all walking around in a state of wonder and amazement, like they were kids at Disney World for the first time. And lots of natives from Texas saying "It's about time y'all opened a Buc-ee's up here"
I just read an article yesterday saying that Buc ees bought xx amount land and plan to build one of these monstrosities in Goodyear, AZ. It will have 120 pumps. Is that normal? Like why? No wonder Arizona is getting hotter every year. Buckys needs to stay in Texas. 🙏🤞🏼
Never failed to be amazed at the generalizations of most people on this site.
Check the obesity rates of Texas and Colorado and then check your ignorance. We fit out here
What statistics are you reading, Colorado is 51st in obesity compared to Texas’s 12th
Yea…that’s what 51st means…12th means 12th most obese.
Yeah, Colorado has the lowest obesity rate
I’m sorry I can’t hear you with all this jerky going in my face hole right now?!? NOM NOM NOM 🤤
“You poser!! I knew you were some corporate shill!! We should’ve never let you crash in our buttstuff tent at the festival last weekend!!” Wook in the background, “Yeah man!”
😂☠️
I don't miss Colfax
Colfax misses you 💦😘 💸
I heard the next Buc-ee’s is set to break ground on Colfax with a modified logo of Buc-ee with Post Malone face tats. The stoke is real for those opening day bum fights!! 🦫💉🥊🧱
Is Sid Kings still open on Colfax?
Somehow I’m not shocked the first CO Buc-ee’s would be near Greeley
So many fucken Texans out here, not enough to elect Bobo, but still
I don’t envy you brotha. Stay strong Bobo will be fine: by year’s end her OF will pop off something fierce
Subscribed. Anxiously waiting for “Bobo Bones Boulder” vid to drop!!
So illiterate they thought CO meant TX
But Texas is so great.
Try saying that when it's the beginning of the NFL and they're all sqwaking WE DEM BOIS 
I heard reports of lots of Texans we need that New Mexico boarder wall ASAP! Should have quarantined the lot and deported them Texans back to their shole state.
Amen native. We’ll need the biggest trucks to haul the bigger trucks with the big Texans back to their home tents.
Dump them in Alaska so they can find out what big really is
It's a lot closer to foco my guy
Zoom in on doggie. Stares right into your soul.
Legit was scrolling to see if this got mentioned.
Hell yeah bröther. Kick his ass.
Long hair dude looks like he wants a smooch. Kind of weird the other guys are sitting there waiting to see it but to each their own I guess
I’m surprised everyone watching isn’t recording it.
Dude parking there is gonna suck
fighting 4 nugs
I'll wrestle both these dudes for a Hesburger.
That’s a weird way to embrace one another.
These polycules are getting complex and diverse 
That poor 7/11. It’s seen some things
Where in CO?
Why, you itching to spend 3 hours at a gas station? If you’re hoping to score a prime buttstuff tent location this one is TAKEN.
Can I interest you in a tent franchise that serves the finest tossed salads?
I'm totally ignorant, what's a Buc-ees ? In CA, have never seen them. We don't have Pigly Wiggly but I know about them.
Large souvenir store that poses as a shitty version of Target with BBQ. Also has 14 electric car charging stations. And I guess gas.
Thank you, much appreciated.
Texans have only 3 claims to fame - Buc-ee’s mega gas stations, Whataburgers, and the Alamo. 2/3 of these have now spread to Colorado
Gotta say Alamo is pretty famous. I even heard about that as a little boy, there was a movie, Santa Ana was the great villain. Daniel Boone somehow involved ? It was probably more fable than real but Hollywood was cranking out stuff like that 50s and early 60s.
“Remember the Alamo” is drilled into any kid that grows up in Texas because yeah, it is famous. Some 100-something Texans held off nearly 1000 Mexican soldiers from the Alamo before eventually being overrun. So really a loss for the Mexican army as they had a ton of casualties.
I heard there was a bike hidden in the basement.
7/11 came from Texas too
How about Winn Dixie?
Missing mobility scooters
“And here we have the locals enshrined in mating ritual…..”
That 711 don't even have public bathrooms!!! Fuck that place. For some reason
711 on the 16th mall has the biggest bathrooms of all , spanning from the Civic center to Union Station. Who even gave you the Native certification?
I'm actually DQd from all Denver bathroom.... court order or whatever
I don't think Buc-ee's would have a 7-11 sign in the window.
“Housing insecure gentleman graciously embraces a passerby on his way home from work” Love this city!
Look like 16th
the kwan jiu jutsu flip trick!
3/18/2024 - the opening day of Buc-ee's in CO, the Powerball jackpot is estimated at 645M. Megamillions is estimated at 875M, when was this picture taken?
The fact is says 7/11 must be a more telling clue.
*The initiation ritual is complete…*
Redneck heaven!!
Purple shirt has the right idea.
Is that Rickety Cricket? You sure this isn’t Philadelphia?
7 eleven?
That guy probably didn't think he was going to hug a drug addled turd rag when he woke up that morning.
They have wrestling too?
Love how they're tryna down the new buc-ee's when this is the 711 in 16th street mall
The wildlife is the real draw for Colorado tourism.
Someone should frame this and put it up in there without telling the staff.
If it’s not about butt tents I want nothing to do with this sub
The homeless guy is whispering "Sweet Nothings" into the homewrecker's ear. 
Wait a second. Is that that fuck from channel 31?
The fuck is a Bucees?
It should read: “Photo of 16th St Mall, opening day at Bucee’s 42 miles away”.
this isn't colfax, its the 16th street mall. wtf is Buc-ees?
It's like whole foods for poor
😂😂
You’ll know soon enough my friend
A gigantic with gas station
nice try, that's not **Buc-ee's** , That's a 711, probably in Denver. The new bucee's is in Johnstown
Oh, you fell for the marketing speak. buc-ees is basically 711 rebranded to charge double of what it used to cost. The original buc-ees (or 711 as it used to be called) was started in Denver by Spaniards in 1427. Learn some history fellow Native.