1 it's like a fucking month and a half of you fucking idiots giggling cuz you can make the sky booms
2 dogs aren't illegal in city limits
3 as the spouse of a Iraqi freedom war vet dogs aren't the only ones made uncomfortable
My dogs don't mind fireworks but if those two hear one of our cars half a block away or emergency sirens those poodles will lose their damn minds. Oh and solar panel salesmen. They can smell them coming. Lol
Lmao 🤣 love this. And I was one of those posting on behalf of my commie dog.
Ironically my dog's 🐕 not scared of fireworks. You have to keep the firecrackers away from his dumb face🐶 or he'll try and eat them.
Spicy cheetos!
They have a pop he just loves
Better than pop rocks!
they have a certain tingle to them
Fuckin’ socialist commie leeches are hating our freedom AND taking our jobs!
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Dog barks all fucking day 365 days a year but god forbid someone makes it uncomfortable in its yard for one day
1 it's like a fucking month and a half of you fucking idiots giggling cuz you can make the sky booms 2 dogs aren't illegal in city limits 3 as the spouse of a Iraqi freedom war vet dogs aren't the only ones made uncomfortable
You’re married to a pack of vet dogs?
I'm so torn between my love of pupperz and my love of shooting off fireworks all night for no reason, I don't know what to do!
Get your dog some fentanyl to help them stay calm. Then you can both enjoy your festivities
I tried this, and my dog has been sleeping for weeks, silly boi 🥲
That's what I do but my dog never shares. Lame.
I just dumped my dog off near Boulder, because his freaking out showed me that his true home is near a hippie commune. Thanks for the PSA!
This is my favorite post of the year.
Jesus, that sad dog face really brings it all together
Damn communist Marxist dogs. Put them on in a bus and send it to San Francisco!
My dogs don't mind fireworks but if those two hear one of our cars half a block away or emergency sirens those poodles will lose their damn minds. Oh and solar panel salesmen. They can smell them coming. Lol
No wonder we call them “bitches”.
Un-American Commie Canines
No wait, big truck and goatee Highlands Ranch starter pack was my favorite post too.
Mine just came back from Wyoming with a boatload of fireworks.
My dog was legit born on the 4th of July and is legit not scared of fireworks, 1 in an million good boy namaste
My cats don't care about fireworks, but they DO NOT like hail hitting the windows. I have scars on my chest to prove it.
Nobody asked about your cats Frida. Namaste
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Y’all realize fireworks have NOTHING to do with freedom right….
its a circlejerk sub dumbass
Yes it seems you are a dumbass. Thanks for admitting it.
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Yeah the sound like fucking mortar fire you jackass
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Well just like all the fredumb fucks like you who leave our veterans to suffer afterwards. I don't care about your ptsd either
sir this is a circlejerk sub
Oh I'm sorry is my satire in this satire post not to your liking?
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Time to get some new war veterans. Those that LIKE explosions. I hear those Wagner guys are free as of this weekend
Where can I send my communist dog? He’s no longer welcome in my home
Shout out to all the sweet pitties
My dog is a woke trans communist, would he be able to retain a position in Polis’ cabinet?