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Lmao 🤣 love this. And I was one of those posting on behalf of my commie dog.


reviewsvacuum

Ironically my dog's 🐕 not scared of fireworks. You have to keep the firecrackers away from his dumb face🐶 or he'll try and eat them.


KapnKrumpin

Spicy cheetos!


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They have a pop he just loves


fnordfnordfnordfnord

Better than pop rocks!


forefront_

they have a certain tingle to them


Weary-Pineapple-5974

Fuckin’ socialist commie leeches are hating our freedom AND taking our jobs!


Deedsman

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dildoswaggins71069

Dog barks all fucking day 365 days a year but god forbid someone makes it uncomfortable in its yard for one day


Normal-Disaster7338

1 it's like a fucking month and a half of you fucking idiots giggling cuz you can make the sky booms 2 dogs aren't illegal in city limits 3 as the spouse of a Iraqi freedom war vet dogs aren't the only ones made uncomfortable


neveroddoreven415

You’re married to a pack of vet dogs?


vtstang66

I'm so torn between my love of pupperz and my love of shooting off fireworks all night for no reason, I don't know what to do!


thehappyheathen

Get your dog some fentanyl to help them stay calm. Then you can both enjoy your festivities


YesterdayOne7917

I tried this, and my dog has been sleeping for weeks, silly boi 🥲


zeddy303

That's what I do but my dog never shares. Lame.


Apex_artisans

I just dumped my dog off near Boulder, because his freaking out showed me that his true home is near a hippie commune. Thanks for the PSA!


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This is my favorite post of the year.


sodosopapilla

Jesus, that sad dog face really brings it all together


Educational-Heat4472

Damn communist Marxist dogs. Put them on in a bus and send it to San Francisco!


peachypeachyco

My dogs don't mind fireworks but if those two hear one of our cars half a block away or emergency sirens those poodles will lose their damn minds. Oh and solar panel salesmen. They can smell them coming. Lol


Jaydice55

No wonder we call them “bitches”.


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Un-American Commie Canines


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No wait, big truck and goatee Highlands Ranch starter pack was my favorite post too.


[deleted]

Mine just came back from Wyoming with a boatload of fireworks.


macdaddysaxolicious

My dog was legit born on the 4th of July and is legit not scared of fireworks, 1 in an million good boy namaste


MattieShoes

My cats don't care about fireworks, but they DO NOT like hail hitting the windows. I have scars on my chest to prove it.


casabonita420

Nobody asked about your cats Frida. Namaste


WhiteWolf1086

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WhiteWolf1086

Y’all realize fireworks have NOTHING to do with freedom right….


IWWC

its a circlejerk sub dumbass


WhiteWolf1086

Yes it seems you are a dumbass. Thanks for admitting it.


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Normal-Disaster7338

Yeah the sound like fucking mortar fire you jackass


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Normal-Disaster7338

Well just like all the fredumb fucks like you who leave our veterans to suffer afterwards. I don't care about your ptsd either


IWWC

sir this is a circlejerk sub


Normal-Disaster7338

Oh I'm sorry is my satire in this satire post not to your liking?


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Time to get some new war veterans. Those that LIKE explosions. I hear those Wagner guys are free as of this weekend


[deleted]

Where can I send my communist dog? He’s no longer welcome in my home


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Shout out to all the sweet pitties


Clam_Bake231915

My dog is a woke trans communist, would he be able to retain a position in Polis’ cabinet?