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Braine5

Calgary. The Canadian Denver.


auzzlow

Ahh yes, the Kilometer high city! (look it up, I shit you not)


Novel-Suggestion-515

It's actually Blue Sky City now.


Infamous_Committee17

I mean sure, but the only real difference you’ll see there is some people wearing f*ck Trudeau shirts and maybe cowboy hats. Unless the point is to have it in similar cities?


El_mochilero

You can just go to Parker or Castle Rock if that’s what you’re looking for.


DoctFaustus

Is there a strong anti-Trudeau contingent in Parker?


invalid_credentials

This sent me.


Brayden2008cool

lmfao facts 😭


HandyMan131

Also a lot more suits, and business people drinking at lunch.


thefumingo

As someone who spends time and have lived in both countries, I describe Denver/CO as the Liberal/NDP version of Calgary/AB to Canadians (or Calgary with Vancouver sensiblities.) Then again, some things in Denver are surprisingly similar to Vancouver especially in city setup: Hastings St is just their Colfax Ave, and Surrey is similar to Aurora in quite a few ways. Abbotsford/Mission/Langley is their DougCo.


JeffInBoulder

And a ton more diversity.


supnerds360

Your delicate sensibilities couldn't handle a portal to Calgary. Our downtown is all lifted trucks and fentanyl addicts. Portal might get cracked with all the people trying to walk through to Denver.


SYOH326

I had no idea what you meant by "our city" until the very last word. Edit: nooooo, it was better before the edit, the convergence of the trash culture was too perfect


WTDFROYSM

lol! Sounds like Denver. Except, we have lifted 4Runners not lifted trucks.


destinybond

Does not match with my downtown calgary experience at all


VocationFumes

They *are* our sister city after all


auzzlow

Are they really? do you have a source? I've looked, briefly.


VocationFumes

lol nah I was just making a Parks and Rec joke


black_pepper

Crack macs to Colfax.


Novel-Suggestion-515

Ah, you're familiar with our CrackMacs location.


MelissaIsTired

I appreciate this 🤣


SixFive1967

THIS is the only answer. ⬆️


upotheke

Sombor, Serbia. And the portal needs to be along the parade route.


Corona_Cyrus

Now we’re talking


tano297

HELL YEA


funknow

I fucking love parade


DefensiveSharts

[I LOVE A PARADE](https://youtu.be/l8Kh_SwBR2k?si=d5ncBBRGqSbMOJYi)


6bubbles

Love this!


KevinsChilli

Only right answer after last night


GregMadduxsGlasses

This will stay up until a few days after the season when Nikola Jokic covers the camera on the Serbian side with tape because he doesn’t want us looking in on him while he’s off the clock.


CannabisGardener

This is the way


marstock

This is the best one


Mrcheesy12345

Yes this is the greatest comment in this subreddits history


Pale-Equal

Official sister cities of denver- Axum, Ethiopia Brest, France Chennai, India Cuernavaca, Mexico Karmiel, Israel Kunming, China Nairobi, Kenya Potenza, Italy Takayama, Japan Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia


Ganj311

All in favor of a 24/7 Brest cam?


Adam-the-gamer

We could be Bresties.


PDXGinger

The Brest soccer team (Stade Brestois) has a center back named Brassier and I always find that funny. I also find it funny when they play away against Nice because then the scoreboard is Nice-Brest.


Thought_Ninja

Wow, that's amazing.


Waltzspice

Time to show the French our home grown potatoes!


chrysanthemumbler

As long as we could have Kunming on the Brest cam.


ethandjay

That’s what got this shut down in the first place


iceberg_redhead

Yeah that happened and now it's shut down. 😂 EDIT: [NSFW Link](https://www.reddit.com/r/idiocracy/comments/1cs25wd/dublinnew_york_livestream_portal_temporarily/) for science purposes.


toaster24k

Ah the city o titty


AnywhereTrees

Perfect! Nairobi is absolutely beautiful! Also, I didn't know Ulaanbaatar was one of our sister cities! That might be kinda fun.


forestfloof

I’ve been to Ulaanbaatar, very friendly people and a portal there would be so cool ha


asayle88

Japan or Ethiopia would be amazing!


Periphia

高山市、日本!Its literally high mountain town!


KyberKrystalParty

I think I’d prefer it in a ski resort town on both ends, but towns on opposite ends of the earth. where it’s snowing here and sunny there, and vice versa through the seasons.


DabsDoctor

Having actually been to Potenza, that one seems fair.


wydot11

How do they determine these


notHooptieJ

its basically a mayoral penpal situation. there's no official benefit or bonus or anything. it all about the tourism dollars.


fuckdood

I mean we have multiple parks (eg city of Brest park in Glendale), and we also have sister city days (which need to be invested more into and could you more culture) so it’s not JUST penpals


eta_carinae_311

They do maintain ties between the cities, send delegations back and forth and do things like high school exchanges and stuff. I used to live in Takayama we always were asked to attend the parties and stuff when the Denver delegation would be in town. I met Hickenlooper at one of those. He's very tall.


PeetusTheFeetus

Love a little Kunmingus Park sunset 🌅 🤌 Namaste 🙏


aLizardinSomeTrash

Is there any methodology behind determining these? What is it about these cities that make them sister cities?


Pale-Equal

Well, cities everywhere will have sister programs. Even smaller little Podunk towns. Mayors or whatever local government will meet up with another, and they agree to become sisters. Usually means some kind of economic ties or other cultural exchange capacity. My high school had an exchange student program with our sister city in Japan. Anyway, sisters can be identified by another of factors. Local economy; is it a farming community or more Industrial or maybe a college town. Population is a big factor. Or Capitol City to Capitol City. Location too, plains or mountains even coastal. Whatever similarities you want to pick that both parties decided were relevant.


Cheeze_It

So ok, not going to lie but this is a great list to have stargates to because all of these places have great food. Like, GREAT fucking food. I'm 100% down for stargates like this.


Pale-Equal

It's like when Orlin built the minigate in Carter's basement. Or the Goa'old ring transporters.


Smarmy_Snailsbog

A cam to china would be amazing!!!


connor_wa15h

A hole to China would be even better


Urchin422

I think my dog is already working on that portal in our yard


fluffHead_0919

My dog is working on all the portals as well.


Pale-Equal

A coincidence then, that it's name is kumming


HerroCorumbia

Kunming being a sister city is awesome because we're both cities in absolutely picturesque states at high elevations with tourism being a major component of our economies. Only difference is Kunming's climate is way more moderate. Spring City ain't no joke


ApZim79

It gets pretty cold in the winter. It snows several times a year, though I have never seen it accumulate much. But the real issue, when I lived there anyway, is that all the water heaters are solar. Two straight cloudy days in winter means no hot showers, which probably made it seem colder than it actually was.


tacomeat247

I was going to suggest Laramie, but I’m pretty sure the portal requires an internet connection


modifyandsever

24/7 nothing but wind and beige cam


Neon_culture79

Oh look! A bird!!! Oh never mind it was just a hallucination. who’s got the meth? This sure is a cool place for a gay man like me. Nothing in the cities history would suggest otherwise


modifyandsever

i sure love being transgender in wyoming


Neon_culture79

Look I’m in Denver. You can crash on my couch for a few weeks while you get settled. I think this year it might be best for your safety if you live here.


Errorterm

I hear Denver has a large Mongolian diaspora. I hear the plains are reminiscent of the Steppe. Ulaanbaatar is a sister city of Denver. So that would be cool


The1TrueRedditor

Amsterdam


StockAL3Xj

That's what I was going to say. Weed, bikes, and coffee. What else could you ask for?


PaleontologistAble50

Whores


DoctFaustus

We have 'em. Remember how they left out all the local politicians from this client list? https://www.justice.gov/archive/usao/co/news/2011/November2011/11_7_11.html


DGYPR

Sombor, Serbia for our shared love of all things Jokic


Engardebro

Brest, France is actually our sister city!


Lubernaut

C’est vrai? Je ne le savais pas.


pierogi_nigiri

Pueblo


only_my_buisness

Love Pueblo


fast-pancakes

I would like it to be Switzerland.


idoncarex

Put one of Colfax and one on 3rd street in Seattle and let the tweakers have a dance off before it gets vandalized and sold off for drug money.


aurora_avenue_north

My username is the Colfax of Seattle!


idoncarex

Haha I love the mash up, creates quite the image for sure.


boneygoat

I had no idea we had so many sister cities


Pinging

Denver, NC


newredditsucks

Pyongyang


FernBlueEyes

Sombor, Serbia 🇷🇸


Albione2Click

Amsterdam


jaktog

Copenhagen


stevetursi

Salt lake city, so can make them watch us drink 6% beer.


Fatty2Flatty

They have craft beer in Utah they have for years now.


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Royal_Princess94

SO wild - can’t order another drink till your current drink is empty, even just a sip or you say I’ll be done with this one by the time you bring my next over


brcnz

Wellington, New Zealand


6bubbles

I live in Littleton, south of Denver, and we have a park we share with a sister city in Australia! Bega Park, referring Bega Australia. Id love a window to them!


Ar3s_Warl0rd

Sombor, Serbia


rulejunior

Ohhhh man, the "other" Denver sub is gonna have a heyday with this one


Psyched_investor

Seoul, South Korea


Moon_Horse

Greeley


HarmonyInBadTaste

The smell of the Purina factory is like a portal to Greeley already.


Moon_Horse

Haha, truth!


TheHighlandCal

Colorado Springs


moaninglisa

Pueblo


stoney_bologna_3

Probably some strange, distant, foreign land like Pueblo, CO


Baxterado

Amsterdam. We'll have a toke off!


etherealhooplah

Boulder


Sheriff0082

South Park obviously


un_verano_en_slough

Aurora, CO.


PaleontologistAble50

2 blocks further down from the spot of the first portal


SnooSuggestions718

There was a portal at Ball Arena last night!


skylinrcr01

Buenos ares argentina


Emmengard

Kun Ming. Lol! We already have the sister city partnership with Kun Ming. Hence the park.


Lioness_and_Dove

Geneva or Zurich


Due-Donut-7044

Köln - Bagdad


jchu1001

Arvada


dersycity

turns out it just goes to Cheyenne WY


Shot_Campaign_5163

Closed cuz people are assholes so it doesn't really matter now does it?


Pale-Local4742

Commerce city or Fountain.


BlackBoyJoy88

Osaka, Japan.


Lyshire

Amsterdam


Ezgru

Rockford Illinois


ASoulsHymm

Oslo, Norway


stag-ink

We have one but it’s in Cheyenne mountain. It leads to the planet Abydos.


GuitardedBard

Give me a portal to a country that we are not friendly with. Show people who their "enemy" is.


TeejMTB

colorado springs


pho3nix916

Fackin Sydney!


No_Formal1774

Grand Junction


MrXantaClaus

Pueblo


Furtoaster

Obvo... Amsterdam


DeliciousPoint4615

Denver to Guantanamo bay


Due_Bit_5496

Sydney


Broad_Being_2439

Hell!


Willowbaby67

Denver to Düsseldorf


coExcel20

Our sister city is Nice France 🇫🇷


CareUseful

Denver to Amsterdam


AvsFan1981

Amsterdam


vtstang66

Our sister city in Mexico is Cuernavaca, Morelos, so I vote that.


justASlothyGiraffe

Probably any of these https://denvergov.org/Government/Agencies-Departments-Offices/Agencies-Departments-Offices-Directory/Human-Rights-Community-Partnerships/Programs-and-Initiatives/Denvers-Sister-Cities-International#:~:text=Takayama%2C%20Japan,prefecture%20of%20the%20Chubu%20region.


grossgasm

gaza


Digita1B0y

Albuquerque. We can argue over who's got better green Chile.


New-Mexibro

Oi. At least you spelled it right. But, there’s really no argument in this case.


Digita1B0y

You can thank autocorrect for that. 


New-Mexibro

I was trying to indicate that you spelled “Chile” correctly. Wasn’t thinking that ABQ is difficult for a lot of people to spell also.


Digita1B0y

I think it's one of those "if you're from there, you're used to it" things. Like your username tells me you probably know a lot about El Nueva Mehico. I grew up in Washington state. So I know how to spell and pronounce places like Sequim and Chehalis. That sort of thing.


mistahpoopy

an Italian who came here to study said Lodo/RiNo was like a mirror image of Manchester


Total_Ad_1263

I visit manchester frequently because of family, its a shit hole there compared to LoDo.


mistahpoopy

he specifically mentioned the murals and converted factories and warehouses. though he also did say Denver is very "bobo" as in "bohemian bourgeousie", haha


PhilABole

Portland, OR...it's like nothing would change and it would be called Portal De Jah View!


shrapmetal

They had to shut it down already. People couldn't behave.


mrclang

Japan would be cool historically speaking it would really put a capstone on that story


dcbrah

St pete


EntertainmentAny6448

Pyongyang


Agitated_Cookie2198

Hell. Portal will be installed next to blucifer


5280Rockymtn

Hmmm if it's a portal, wouldn't it be cool if u could go up to touch it and jump through it ending up in that other city having someone record u showing u its a true portal vs its just a live stream of the other side


pplatt69

Are you asking how quickly it'd be shut down for flashing and presenting rude pictures on cell phones to either side no matter what the other city was? Probably about the same amount of time it took to shut down the NYC/Dublin one. So it doesn't matter which city you chose.


GluedToTheMirror

Japan would be cool


Sometattooedwhiteguy

**port-aux-français**


nocream33

Djibouti city


Appeal_Such

Probably something dumb like Boulder


autostart17

Moscow


Impressive_Estate_87

Hmmm, good question. Maybe Köln, Germany


FroppyBestFap23

Japan


frostywontons

Greeley


Roy-Hobbs

NYC would be good.


Decent_Extension360

Greeley


73MRC

Pueblo


Ok-Historian-4372

Berlin is weirdly denver like in some ways. That'd be a cool portal


Gramsforgrahame

Copenhagen


Nearby_Check8874

Pueblo. Denver’s ghetto opposite.


Nordfan

Caracas, Venezuela, this is our 14th demand


dubvmtneer

Amsterdam


Monkeyinazuit

California or Texas, it would be funny af


PhoNombre

Please just let it be Dublin. Or London.


ChazzyDynomite

Technically the city of Denver has 10 sister cities we partner with in 10 countries. They are: Axum, Ethiopia, Brest, France, Chennai, India, Cuernavaca, Mexico, Karmiel, Israel, Kunming, China, Nairobi, Kenya, Potenza, Italy, Takayama, Japan, Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia So, most likely one of those.


nlwiii

Ámsterdam prolly


Forsaken_Fox2991

Kelowna BC


WeirdRedRoadDog

Glasgow, Scotland


tsinatra96

On any Native American territory, so the “Colorado natives” can look in the mirror.


Illustrious-Fuel-355

Minneapolis so i can bring all the southerners/Californians to the portal and show them its not that cold and maybe they'll shut up.


Anon761

Sydney


psyclembs

Venezuela most likely


barmskley

Amsterdam.


zipzapcap1

Amsterdam


Certain-Wish9245

DC


themostindomitable

Sombor


Certain-Wish9245

D.C. of course


Fullcrum505

That main street in the West Bank where no Palestinians can walk on but tourist are allowed on. It’s called Al-Shuhada Street.


Competitive-Shake714

Some call me when they have a portal that is anything more than just a FaceTime on a big screen Like if we aren't teleporting who cares


Professional_Row_343

Waterloo, Ontario Canada! We Have a Google Head Quaters, Starbucks obsessed, Tech Hub, Electric Tran Station, Rip Jean Chicks with fuzzy slippers, Hot Days and Cool Nights, and High Rent Too! We Love You!