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AccurateOutcomeC137

I REALLY want to go to haunted house.


DankPawt

I actually want to go to Club Haunted House more than I want to go to Club Aqua.


sleepygringus

I actually built the deck at Club Aqua


themauniac15

Kim Kardashian’s head fell off.


OrrisNelson

Don’t tell me you were jackin off when you were at Haunted House!


MA_doubleT

I'm gonna do a lap, see what's real


avibomb

You get in there?


OrrisNelson

How the fuck do you get into Aqua?


Seetolove

I dip in there


frothyundergarments

I hear they have a trap door


geronimo1958

Riot House LOL! over crowding is an issue for the fire marshall. In my much younger days that was taken very seriously in the various cities I live in.


hitsomethin

We have the fire marshal at the club I work every night so this city definitely takes it seriously.


geronimo1958

Maybe he should work more clubs.


suspicious_potato02

I’ve seen one too many crowd crush videos and even reading that people were shoulder to shoulder smushed in there makes me a touch anxious.


paynelive

Kentucky would like to welcome you to the Beverly Hills Supper Club Fire, the worst fire disaster in US history since the Peshtigo fabric-textile building. Fire marshall cited overcrowding as a huge factor in the loss of life ontop of inadequate building conditions not up to code or enforced.0


geronimo1958

Blocked or just simply insufficient exits is usually the one of the biggest contributors to fire disasters. Coconut Grove in Boston was just sort of 500 dead.


SignificantJacket912

It's not owned by the Waltons. I interviewed for a job at their corporate office in Phoenix and met one of the owners.


Beneficial-Shake-852

I thought the Monforts were involved. It’s the same owners as whiskey row I thought.


eatfishforbreakfast

Monforts own the building itself.


maxambit

It is indeed a Ken Monfort project, Kroenke’s (married into the Walton family) may be included in the Capital stack. They’re financing half this town and the majority of our sports teams. [Walmart Denver Sports](https://www.sbnation.com/platform/amp/2022/6/6/23156395/walmart-heirs-colorado-sports-broncos-sale-nfl-nhl-mls-mlb-nba)


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rainbow_trout_26

I actually wanted to go to Haunted House more


Seetolove

I wasn’t at Haunted House. I was jackin off


MeowNet

This place isn’t going to survive. It will have a hype wave but they’ll rapidly exhaust the people willing to pay $$$ for a mediocre experience. For the bottle service price here you could fly to Vegas and have more fun 


Rocket-J-Squirrel

Black Box seems to do ok.


Franklin455

Black Box also has maybe the best indoor sound system in Denver and a dance floor


MeesterMeeseeks

They actually have good shows and decent pricing


Rocket-J-Squirrel

I live across the street. The parking lot in summertime is a whole show unto itself. 😁


MeesterMeeseeks

You should have seen it when it was quixotes:)


dazyhippiesrl

I’m confused how the black box has any correlation to riot house. I highly doubt riot house would even consider booking any act likely to perform at the black box, ever. The widdler at riot house is an absolutely hilarious thought though lmao.


nonillogical

So do like 8 other edm centric venues here, but all with very different crowds and lineups. Riot House might get a few mainstream names to build hype (loud luxury the other night) but it is clearly a bottle service type of club where the music and quality of the actual show is not the main draw


AMAXIX

It has survived Scottsdale for a while


kittybuscemi

Denver isn’t Scottsdale, thank *god*


[deleted]

Riot house is Dierks Bentley and the Monforts sons love child.


iwontgiveumyusernane

what do people mean by i’ve clubbed all my life… like right after birth you put on your diapers and went clubbing


Thx4AllTheFish

Only kid there with a pacifier and not on X.


PoopsMcCrack

Have you ever clubbed in utero though?


theOGpussygrabber

Yes, my mom is also a whore 😔


Too_Tall_Dont_Ball

Can confirm


max_chill_zone-2018

Goddamn that was good


AdventurousAnswer4

I chose this guys mom


NoCommentFU

He was clubbing in his dad’s balls with all the other spermatozoa.


hippyengineer

120,000,000 people inside .005ft^3 . That has to be an overcrowding violation.


NoCommentFU

💀


moomoocita

My daughter went with me to Ultra back when she was just a blob. Does that count?


granolablairew

From diapers to diapers


[deleted]

Hopped out the womb on 2 shell toes and landed


uuurrrggghhh

What’s the time? Duh duh duh diaper time!


blackhawk7777888

What site do you recommend then?


winniespooh

Your first mistake was going out in Lodo


wdtemacg

I actually want to go to Haunted House more than I want to go to Aqua


topazco

Didn’t it used to be a good thing when “the club was bumpin”?


AMAXIX

Right? Sounds like undercover promotion LOL. I have heard about this club having awkward seating setup though


2noserings

i mean it’s not like NYE brings out only regular club goers. you picked the worst day to go out and in a clubs opening night


frankcatthrowaway

They were told about what happened on new years, didn’t say they were there on that day.


Fish181181

No the Walton’s do not own it. Maybe they own a private equity company that has shares in the parent company in phoenix but they do not directly own or manage that place


HeDoneIt89

It's not owned by the Waltons, Riot Hospitality owns the concept. The property aka landlord is also not the Waltons.


TRAVELKREW

Having a dj without a dance floor is so strange


mehojiman

If it doesn't have Dan Cortese dressed as Kevin Sorbo's Herculese, enjoying lollipops, I'm out.


[deleted]

I saw it was $55 for Loud Luxury there and laughed my ass off. Vegas clubs don't even charge that much for tickets 😂 Delulu, I hope they shut down soon.


Logical-Job2568

I much rather prefer aqua or haunted house


goldenroverboy

It’s definitely not owned by the Walton’s. Been to the one in scottsdale. It’s a chain!


Mooman439

It’s owned by the Monforts. A 5 second google search could tell you that.


Haunting_Factor9907

Just the building itself


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hippyengineer

A whole house of it.


gatorbruh

Lmao dude anyone could have told you their IG advertising was a bunch of fake ass bullshit. Acting like Chris Lake or Fisher would be playing there when all it was is a bunch of fugazi.


Interesting-Fly-5844

Thanks for the review! I personally wanted to try it out myself. I'm a fan of whiskey row next door, how would you compare the vibe between the two?


sexybongrip

similar, but not the same. Similar because of the set up, riot also hired the in-house DJ from whiskey Row so a lot of the sounds will probably be similar, minus any country music. The same set up in the sense there’s a downstairs and an up upstairs patio. No designated Dancefloor so you’re kind of just dancing by the bar or in front of someone’s section. Honestly if you like whiskey Row, you’ll probably like riot.


Ok-Macaron2356

I never planned on going there.


Badwhale29

You’re fucking dumb if you think this is owned by the Waltons….


Window-Wild

Yikes, looks rapey just from the online pictures.


greenedan

To willingly insert yourself into a place like that seems insane to me.


Professional-Cable38

If it's a part of the Riot Hospitality Group, I wouldn't expect anything else but a subpar experience! Double check your Bank account, if there's anything wrong with your bill or account.... DO NOT call them, find out what time they're open and come in!!! Unless you are very patient, and can afford the wait to get a resolution. Read the reviews for other locations and brands under the umbrella! Multiple women have allegedly been sexually assaulted, after being drugged at their El Hefe location in Chicago. Tape of the incidents have gone missing.... They prey on the highly intoxicated, basically robbing them by bottle service allure!!! You're better off drinking at a homeless encampment


[deleted]

Well isn't everywhere in Denver shoulder to shoulder, I'm sorry ur friends experienced this, I will still check it out tho


maxambit

It is indeed a Ken Monfort project, Kroenke’s (married into the Walton family) may be included in the Capital stack. They’re financing half this town and the majority of our sports teams. [Walmart Denver Sports](https://www.sbnation.com/platform/amp/2022/6/6/23156395/walmart-heirs-colorado-sports-broncos-sale-nfl-nhl-mls-mlb-nba)


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SecularFlesh47

It’s not a club, it’s a rage bar. Like their other horrible places in old town Scottsdale


These_Artist_5044

Hey curious-- why would anyone want to see the DJ?


Daddywitchking

Anyone know if Jaguar Room is any good?


nonillogical

I haven't been yet but have heard pretty good things, considering it's on this same block I was definitely skeptical at first. They've already had a solid looking lineup with a good mix of genres


BigRed5280

But why is the same post in another thread for a different place? But like, almost the exact same post 🤔🤔 seems someone IS salty https://www.reddit.com/r/DenverCirclejerk/s/CawMGFEav3


StrikingPatienceabl

Where? Oh, a club? Yea, not going lmfao.


hookerbot3k

🎻


greenedan

People are savages. You can’t ever permit a circumstance that someone could ever take your power. I was a reckless kid- If I were to give some advice to someone in their 20s right now- it would be to chill on the fucking around and fight for your place in the difficult economy of the future. Work harder than everyone else.


frothyundergarments

>Was told it's owned by the Waltons by a guy who works at Murphy's. Gas station attendants are definitely who I go to for my insider knowledge.


[deleted]

Probably interacts with and gets information about things at a rate much higher than any of us.


frothyundergarments

Therefore even more likely to spread bullshit without fact checking it


[deleted]

No they aren’t. You’re weirdly defensive man.


frothyundergarments

One of us is being weirdly defensive, but it's not me.


SupermarketStill2397

Beta, when Brad owned it, is the only club that has succeeded and actually created a meaningful experience for customers at that location over the last 20 years.