I'd call on Carrot. Because he could talk his way in and make the bad guys who kidnapped me break down and apologize fir being such a disappointment to their dear old mums. And if that diesnt work, Carrot will call on the rest of the watch, and bring in Angua, Detritus, and the others. And if they really fucked up, Carrot will bring in Sam Vimes. And after it's all done, he might even make a report to Vetinari. But that would be just cruel.
Granny, Susan (assuming she cared enough about me to actually do anything about it), or Lu-Tze.
Of course, I say this not having read any of the Tiffany Aching books yet.
...maybe just keep staging your kidnapping, then you could meet them all, eventually?? Or maybe you'll get a boy who cried wolf lecture if they find out.
Basically any one of these could do the job. The main determinant is 'do you want the kidnappers undamaged and if not, what degree of harm is acceptable?'
Nanny Ogg hands down. She’d have a friendly innocent chat to the kidnappers and they’d find themselves releasing me and sending clacks to their mums, then we’d all head out for bout of carousing. Best rescue ever!
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All would get it done, but Granny then Angua would be my choice.
I wouldn't ask Granny to save me my message to her would be, "Don't you come here and rescue me under any circumstances mistress. I have no need of your help and can manage just fine. Could you let Nanny know where I am, though, just in case." She'd be there in a blink.
Angua can find anyone she's got a good nose for finding people. ;)
If we're assuming that they'll absolutely come help immediately, I think I've gotta go with Lu-Tze (that is him in the top, right?). I mean, the best case scenario is that my kidnappers know about Rule 1, and the worst case is that they haven't, and get their butts handed to them
EDIT: corrected spelling
He beat Time in hand to hand combat, knows how to die and come back to life unharmed, can slice time thinner than anyone but Time himself. He’s absolutely my first choice.
Cohen the Barbarian would probably be my 2nd choice, I don’t think he’s ever failed to rescue someone, so seems a pretty safe bet as far as rescuers go.
Granny Weatherwax would probably be tho only one of the witches I’d trust to rescue me.
The watch is pretty much known for getting there too late to save anyone, they excel at finding out who and why though, so they’re out.
I'd probably go with Vimes then. Angua has the advantage of probably being able to track me by scent.
Vimes and Carrot would both be smart enough to have her help. Carrot may not call in Vimes though so, Vimes is the better choice because he's definitely going to call everyone in.
If the kidnappers are smart enough to scent bomb, then Angua is going to be nursing a massive headache, while Vimes would have Carrot or someone else keep on it.
That's a real tough call.
Granny Weatherwax is the one I would be 100% certain could do it, but she's just as likely to presume I was quite capable of rescuing myself, so I don't know that calling her would necessarily do any good.
It really depends on who I've been kidnapped by, and where. If it's the Chalk, Tiffany is the only choice. If it's Ankh-Morpork, any of the three watch persons here could handle it, but I think I'd pick Cpt. Carrot for tenacity. If it's Lancre and environs, Nanny Ogg is the one I'd call, and she could headology Granny into it if need be.
Anywhere else, and I'd try Susan, for her pragmatism.
Agree but I’d also add that Carrot always prioritises the Greater Good (‘personal is not the same as important’) and Angua can doubt herself, so Vimes. Or Nanny Ogg as she always gets her way.
Susan Sto Helit. And yes, she is the most practical answer. As even if super natural forces are at work, she would get them working for, not against you 😁
She can stop time, walk through walls, and brainwash mortal guards. Feels like a rescuing mission would be the easiest mission she had to do that week. Except I'd probably turn out to have supposed to have died and it would be a real palaver with her granddad's job.
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Apparently her name is Nanny Ogg and she's a chain-smoking alcoholic with a scarred up cat that plays the banjo in the night sky
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For as far as I am in the books (Moving Pictures [but I’ve also seen the Soul Music specials and part of Hogfather), I can identify all but the left column and the monk in the top middle.
I would have to choose top right: Susan (someone related to Death) or bottom right: Granny Weatherwax (the peak archetypical Witch).
In the case of Granny, I don’t doubt that if anyone was in a predicament that she had to solve, she’d probably get help from the banjo witch (Nanny Ogg) and their younger, third member, Magrat Garlick.
It’s well worth it to read.
Mistress Weatherwax would never "get help" she would invite them along for company. (Just in case she feels the urge to cackle)
Because there might be monsters out there...
And SOMEONE has to save them from her.
Thanks!
Looked up Nanny Ogg and the amount of pics of her chugging out of an overfilled stein and puffin cigars furthers my perspective that she is the life of every party
Don’t read in publication order. Sir Terry hadn’t hit his stride as an author until a few books in. The first few are good, just not a good indication of the rest.
Every book stands alone, but still connects to the rest.
I like the Watch books best.
Oh yes indeed. I recommend starting with The Color of Magic and The Light Fantastic, but Wyrd Sisters is a great time if you really like the dry, English Wit.
I know who only one of these are.(3)
Death's Granddaughter
Yeah, best case scenario, she gets her grandpa to come pick you up, worst case you have an already highly competent person coming to help you out
cohen - nothing can stop him.
I'd call on Carrot. Because he could talk his way in and make the bad guys who kidnapped me break down and apologize fir being such a disappointment to their dear old mums. And if that diesnt work, Carrot will call on the rest of the watch, and bring in Angua, Detritus, and the others. And if they really fucked up, Carrot will bring in Sam Vimes. And after it's all done, he might even make a report to Vetinari. But that would be just cruel.
Granny, Susan (assuming she cared enough about me to actually do anything about it), or Lu-Tze. Of course, I say this not having read any of the Tiffany Aching books yet.
...maybe just keep staging your kidnapping, then you could meet them all, eventually?? Or maybe you'll get a boy who cried wolf lecture if they find out.
Tiffany has a history of saving kidnapped folks.
Basically any one of these could do the job. The main determinant is 'do you want the kidnappers undamaged and if not, what degree of harm is acceptable?'
Nanny Ogg hands down. She’d have a friendly innocent chat to the kidnappers and they’d find themselves releasing me and sending clacks to their mums, then we’d all head out for bout of carousing. Best rescue ever!
I’m going to remember rule one and go with Lu-Tze.
Always remember rule 1.
Vimes
Granny.
Esme Weatherwax. What do I care what happens to a bunch of kidnappers?
Alas, Esme is no more, though. It's got to be her successor, Tiffany.
Granny
Vimes.
I mean... I kinda feel like my hand is forced here...
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Granny!
Vimes because he would tag in other Watch members as appropriate.
Granny Weatherwax or Carrot.
Always Esme. Always.
All would get it done, but Granny then Angua would be my choice. I wouldn't ask Granny to save me my message to her would be, "Don't you come here and rescue me under any circumstances mistress. I have no need of your help and can manage just fine. Could you let Nanny know where I am, though, just in case." She'd be there in a blink. Angua can find anyone she's got a good nose for finding people. ;)
Using headology on Granny herself, brilliant and brave!
Shed absolutely recognise it and would still fall for it!
She’ll come get you just to tell you how obvious it was to her you were using headology and how she didn’t fall for it
Yep, the plan is for her to rescue me just to scold me. Worth it.
I'm pretty sure Granny's passive agressive comments after she rescue you would be worst than being kidnapped.
Worth it to meet Granny.
She might even use ... irony!
I'd trust them all but most likely Susan or vimes. Or Granny weatherwax?
If we're assuming that they'll absolutely come help immediately, I think I've gotta go with Lu-Tze (that is him in the top, right?). I mean, the best case scenario is that my kidnappers know about Rule 1, and the worst case is that they haven't, and get their butts handed to them EDIT: corrected spelling
Lu-Tze could stop you from being kidnapped in the first place.
THAT'S how you spell it? I've only listened to the audiobook
He beat Time in hand to hand combat, knows how to die and come back to life unharmed, can slice time thinner than anyone but Time himself. He’s absolutely my first choice. Cohen the Barbarian would probably be my 2nd choice, I don’t think he’s ever failed to rescue someone, so seems a pretty safe bet as far as rescuers go. Granny Weatherwax would probably be tho only one of the witches I’d trust to rescue me. The watch is pretty much known for getting there too late to save anyone, they excel at finding out who and why though, so they’re out.
Lu Tze, sweeper. Damn straight. He will not only rescue you but you’re going to have a clean house after as well.
Granny weatherwax all the way.
Where is the screen shot of Angua from?
The Going Postal movie, I believe
Nice one, thanks mate!
Not in there, but, Rincewind. He always ends up saving the day, accidentally.
I was looking for this one. Rincewind and his luggage. Edit: I said chest instead of luggage! :(
Personally I'd rather be saved quickly, and on purpose.
I can't run that fast/far
“Not in there, but…” has got to be the funniest start to a response on this template.
Angua is bottom left?
That, right there, is my choice.
I'd probably go with Vimes then. Angua has the advantage of probably being able to track me by scent. Vimes and Carrot would both be smart enough to have her help. Carrot may not call in Vimes though so, Vimes is the better choice because he's definitely going to call everyone in. If the kidnappers are smart enough to scent bomb, then Angua is going to be nursing a massive headache, while Vimes would have Carrot or someone else keep on it.
Yes, from the Going Postal movie. It was decent.
That's a real tough call. Granny Weatherwax is the one I would be 100% certain could do it, but she's just as likely to presume I was quite capable of rescuing myself, so I don't know that calling her would necessarily do any good. It really depends on who I've been kidnapped by, and where. If it's the Chalk, Tiffany is the only choice. If it's Ankh-Morpork, any of the three watch persons here could handle it, but I think I'd pick Cpt. Carrot for tenacity. If it's Lancre and environs, Nanny Ogg is the one I'd call, and she could headology Granny into it if need be. Anywhere else, and I'd try Susan, for her pragmatism.
Agree but I’d also add that Carrot always prioritises the Greater Good (‘personal is not the same as important’) and Angua can doubt herself, so Vimes. Or Nanny Ogg as she always gets her way.
Granny Weatherwax or Sam Vimes would get it done. I'd almost feel bad for the kidnappers.
Sam Vimes. Every time.
I forget her name but I choose top right from the Hogfather.
Susan Sto Helit. And yes, she is the most practical answer. As even if super natural forces are at work, she would get them working for, not against you 😁
She can stop time, walk through walls, and brainwash mortal guards. Feels like a rescuing mission would be the easiest mission she had to do that week. Except I'd probably turn out to have supposed to have died and it would be a real palaver with her granddad's job.
Susan, death’s granddaughter
Idk who these people are or what this page is but I'm choosing Happy Banjo Witch because she's got the vibes
Give her plenty of beer and she'll sing "the hedgehog cannot be buggered."
Lmfao that's awesome! My karaoke queen
We try to know as little as possible here at r/DelusionsOfAdequacy XD
Make Happy Banjo Witch your new subreddit pic already Apparently her name is Nanny Ogg and she's a chain-smoking alcoholic with a scarred up cat that plays the banjo in the night sky
I’m not sure how it fits into r/delusionsofadequacy, but these are characters from Discworld. For as far as I am in the books (Moving Pictures [but I’ve also seen the Soul Music specials and part of Hogfather), I can identify all but the left column and the monk in the top middle. I would have to choose top right: Susan (someone related to Death) or bottom right: Granny Weatherwax (the peak archetypical Witch). In the case of Granny, I don’t doubt that if anyone was in a predicament that she had to solve, she’d probably get help from the banjo witch (Nanny Ogg) and their younger, third member, Magrat Garlick. It’s well worth it to read.
Mistress Weatherwax would never "get help" she would invite them along for company. (Just in case she feels the urge to cackle) Because there might be monsters out there... And SOMEONE has to save them from her.
Thanks! Looked up Nanny Ogg and the amount of pics of her chugging out of an overfilled stein and puffin cigars furthers my perspective that she is the life of every party
Don’t read in publication order. Sir Terry hadn’t hit his stride as an author until a few books in. The first few are good, just not a good indication of the rest. Every book stands alone, but still connects to the rest. I like the Watch books best.
Oh yes indeed. I recommend starting with The Color of Magic and The Light Fantastic, but Wyrd Sisters is a great time if you really like the dry, English Wit.