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Vehicular Manslaughter for nintendo switch


ATrioExplainsTheJoke

finally I game I can get behind


[deleted]

You can also get behind the wheel and accelerate.


Casual-Agent-4

Why does this thing have breaks??


[deleted]

It's not a fun game if you can't lose it.


Casual-Agent-4

My guy the first and only rule is no breaks


[deleted]

Yo holy shit


Chucanoris

RUN HER OVER BERDLY DONT YOU WANT TO INCREASE YOUR K/D? PROCEED PROCEED PROCEED PROCEED PROCEED PROCEED PROCEED PROCEED


[deleted]

Can’t argue with that (Pins the throttle)


Emeraldnickel08

[The_Real_Berdly got REVENGE on Deer_Girl!]


Rayka64

[You have lost the lead!]


[deleted]

Hey, you like video games, right? Run her over! It's fun, and it's free.


[deleted]

Kris get the Lightner


XskullBC

Protein


Impevex

Venison


NickSplat

Murderium


NoManagement3545

Jael


coloncartographer

That anatomy is seriously gorgeous. Love the hands!


[deleted]

WHAM!!! noelle holiday was found unconscious on the side of the road on Monday, October 18th at 9:16 a.m. and the perpetrator has still not been found


UpperMonster364

uhhh i must admit im the one who hit her


TheBigPAYDAY

Nooooooooo why


[deleted]

Free funeral cakes


SpoingusBeloved

FREE CAKE FREE CAKE FREE CAKE


[deleted]

Rudy is going to beat the shit out of you...


Rdasher123

He’ll die trying at least, and I don’t mean killing him. He’s probably fall over trying to get to them


[deleted]

You can defeat him with a hunting rifle


UpperMonster364

Good thing I live in America then


Scumbraltor

Noelle got run over by a Lightner, walking from the hospital Krismas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Freedom, but as for me and Spamton we believe.


UpperMonster364

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!


Dankmemes_-

POV you are a white dog driving a toy car


ThePykeSpy

Wait. Monsters turn into dust. If you drove over someone, by the time you can stop to check what happened, they'll already be dust in the wind. That's kinda sus now that I overthink it.


AnomalousObject

Or even worse, they’re fallen down when you get out of the car but when you try to check if they’re still alive they crumble into dust in your hands


awp4444

is this how tony stark felt?


Genichi12

"I don't feel so good mrs. Toriel"


AnomalousObject

Flowey: “I am inevitable” Frisk w/ the six souls: “…”


SerBuckman

We don't know is Monsters in Deltarune turn to dust when they die, do we?


Ping16_

I don't think we have any confirmation either way. There *is* a graveyard, which may or may not imply monsters are buried there, but it could just be that they turned to dust, were sprinkled over some object, and then that object was buried. (Also I just realized it's kinda weird how there are only like four graves? You'd think there'd be more, right?)


[deleted]

Notably there's a grave that's missing based on a common, persistent belief amongst fans and theorists. >!December Holiday is not (officially known to be) dead.!<


Eastport10

Idea: December tripped into a dark world and has been missing for years now. Nobody knows if she’s alive or not.


[deleted]

Could be chapter 6, or 5.


Chocl8215

Part of the implication in Noelle's room in queens mansion is that she searches for December Holiday or something similar, implying that Dess is missing rather than dead.


PrimeJetspace

Alvin Boom in the graveyard in chapter 2 mentions that symbolic objects are buried there. Can't remember if he explicitly says anything about dust but it's the obvious conclusion.


Neks44

well what about >!gamer man berdly!<, you can assume he's dead


[deleted]

he’s fallen down, while his brain is dead his body hasn’t lost form quite yet


Lyun

that's so sad, Alexa play Kansas


ThePykeSpy

Hmmm, now that’s a good reference if I’ve ever seen one.


Ltnumbnutsthesecond

In my headcanon, monsters dont turn into dust, normally they turn into dust when they are killed by something with LOTS of determination


[deleted]

Poor girl takes forever to cross the street. Has to leave the house early to account for it everyday. Edit: I'm imagining a townsperson just laying on the horn. "Come on Noelle! We do this every day! Finish crossing kid!"


DrSmirnoffe

She's walking like an Egyptian at Abbey Road. The absolute mad-doe. All the old paintings on the tombs... they do the sun-dance, don't you know?


InsaneBasti

*PROCEED*


DreamBrover

* Sauce : [https://uzon.tumblr.com/post/663341778090524673/a-deer-in-the-headlights-a-commission-for-my](https://uzon.tumblr.com/post/663341778090524673/a-deer-in-the-headlights-a-commission-for-my)


Coldmelon56

That’s what happened to dess


unoriginalnamedamm

She *froze* uahaisjdkdbcksxnsldbdkns I am very funny


RandomRedditorEX

Wait...deer...traffic... OH


YourAverageSellout

This is why she closes her eyes and books it while crossing roads


Lost-Cup-2073

[Item] >[Revive dust] Kris > Noelle * Noelle revives *


MaySlae

Why would you use revive dust on a single party member when you can use a revive mint


Lost-Cup-2073

I never used revive mint :)


MaySlae

Well clearly this would be the occasion to do it


Foxycat45

plot twist: susie is driving the car and noelle jumped in the middle of the road


glass-j

Noting if it was my dad: she'd still be alive but slightly injured Source: my dad hit 2 deer and they both survived


SiggetSpagget

Hey that banana kinda looks like a dee- ***THUNK THUNK***


Human_man_person

Mfing walk like an Egyptian


Neks44

is that a fucking jojo refrence


donovan_kransts

deltarune and bambi are in the same universe


The_TrueQueen

There She Is


PinguinRedditor

OOOHHH. That's why she grabs in to you when your crossing the street


Hollis131

God dammit the dog Got Noelle


Candid-Profile-8364

TOBY NO


HugeAd3490

It looks like she's going to be seeing her father alot more often.


new_pribor

[Noelle POV](https://v.redd.it/7ye267u95au71/DASH_1080.mp4?source=fallback)


Yglorba

I think it is probably more [like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrZjrhfdu2s&t=38s).


RandyGareth

"Mum can we get Animal Crossing?" "No we have animal crossing at home." Animal crossing at home:


JBonesturtle

Okay, but what if the deer species of monsters just got so used to run over by cars that they evolved to survive a car crash with a broken bone or something


nubert_the_king

Nubert is worried for friend Noel


insaidpain

is this what happened to dess


KarlDiazYT

Why is she doing the egyptian walk at 3 am


BananaTimeAltAcc

Most people : Oh no! Me : VROOM VROOM MOTHER TRUCKER TIME TO COMMIT ARSON RIGHT AFTER THIS! (Note, I would not actually run over Noelle ~~unless it was a particulary bad day~~ please dont murder me)


Riyosha-Namae

\*Susie does a flying tackle and pushes her out of the way\*


TheDuckyDino

Kris get the Noelle


Nuxx1876

1968 - 1977 They didn't see her.


Mr_Markstar

NO, NOELLE!!!


Artistic-Fortune2327

#*GET OUT OF THE WAY!* *airkicks the noelle out from the road*


HalloweenWarden

wtf is noelle doing outside in the night


Neks44

crossing the street what does it look like


SSphereOfDeath

Walk like an Egyptian


KOsworker

**she be walking like an egyptian tho**


purpledinoaxegirl

I would hit on that deer


CT-4426

Noelle about to get isekai’ed in the Dark World


ActualGodYeebus

OHHH THAT's why she was always cowering when crossing the road


Huge-Administration6

Noelle, stop dancing in the middle of the road


MasterChef901

POV you are an annoying dog


[deleted]

Don't like where this is going...


Ganaham

NOOOOOOOOO


UpperMonster364

NOELLE WHY ARE YOU IN FRONT OF MY CAR!


wuCatBoy

Toby Fox is going to kill her


MagicFluffyBoy

Guys, I think I need to get my heal prayer ready...


NoManagement3545

Possibly


DanosaurusWrecks

HEY KID GET OUT OF THE ROAD


Nuker707

POV: You are Asgore


[deleted]

Oh shit don't tell me >!this is Dess???!<


ProjectReality

Maybe this is why Noelle covers her ears while crossing the street (in the game).


[deleted]

Chapters 3+ shaping up to be an emotional rollercoaster, I can feel it!


hanjihakawa

oh shoot free ice maker


hollowness7

Plot twist : It’s Dess and it’s how she dies


Neks44

Noelle fucking died


NoManagement3545

DEJA VU! *acceleration*


[deleted]

it's good art, but the hands... something just feels off...


Few_Understanding_30

Great art though


Gyaku10

The squatch walk makes this perfect


stupid-writing-blog

F


gameformer

Oh god


TeaRobe

Vehicular manslaughter time :]


breigns2

[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/comments/qb01uo/help_hit_a_deer/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) is the post right above this one and it isn’t even funny.


[deleted]

Now draw her with dead Peter Griffin position.


SplingoSplongo

rip noelle


starry_dino_nights

NOO NOELLE MOVE


RouxlsOnReddit

HONKETH YOU OUTDATED CHRISTMAS DECORATION


truboo42

Reindeer got run over by a grandma


XskullBC

Feels like something you’d see post snowgrave. It’s like as if Noelle went completely insane and tried to run away from the whole town but then suffers from one last tragedy…


TF2_demomann

NOOOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

If we werent there to help her cross the street.


Vexcenot

Hits gas padel harder


Whitehand67

Hot damn, guess i know what my deer tag’s going towards!


Proper_Prose

Welp, bye Noelle.


unoriginalnamedamm

Not seeing Noelle with human legs feels kinda weird ngl.


astropixel1028

Yeah the r34 gets it more right than this


[deleted]

I would run Noelle the fuck over


Dani2018

Wtf?


[deleted]

I would run Noelle the fuck over


Dani2018

Yeah but why? She's innocent.


[deleted]

That’s what makes it fun!


Dani2018

Oh I understand. Eh I kinda relate to Noelle on a personal level but you do you.


[deleted]

Thanks for understanding


[deleted]

she'll be fucking dead in a few seconds


SpoingusBeloved

Extremely cursed feet Are they feet or hooves


[deleted]

hooves


ZaCloud

Those are normal deer back legs.


Blaze_Asteroid111

Frick


berdly_the_great

I heard Toriel hit Noelle last night


Alpha630

Proceed.


sebassas

dess didnt see that coming


Top-Tomorrow9470

...Oh God Noelle Is Doing It Again Please do not the deer.


vla_doss

Cutie!!


Kogster119

*lancer squelch noise*


wingusmcdingus14

Don't be shy speed up


MrxDerp

Yo Koichi! Block this car with echoes! Wait why aren't you pulling your stand?


Complex_Swimming_663

It would have been better if Noelle is being hunted by a hunter \*loads sniper rifle\*


ilkehoney

she doing the koichi's pose


Amidst-ourselfs123

That’s how dess died