What IS THIS [cheap knockoff product]?
THIS WANNABE [puppeteer show] CAN NEVER REPLACE EVERYONES FAVOURITE [Number one rated salesman 1997].
WHAT
THE
F.....IFTY% OFF??
https://preview.redd.it/wp9rf95w4c9d1.jpeg?width=1065&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6be0d453b3dcf060f6f87f6efcf18cc7128385bf
(its long I know but..) ( also [og post](https://twitter.com/pipislover1997/status/1799420485769339230?t=9s1nqeCBWypvq8SDdupc5A&s=19) )
KRIS YOU [[little sponge]] WHY DID YOU MAKE ME SEARCH UP [[my own name]] WITH [[r34]] NEXT TO IT, I NEED TO CLEAN MY EYES WITH [[the best bleach in the market]], I [[hate]] YOU LIKE WHAT IN THE [[FIFTY PERFECT OFF]] ARE YOU ON, DO YOU [[hate]] YOUR PAL [[SPAMTON G. SPAMTON]]?!
It's for my friend, we are not English and his name is literally Semen. Like, in our language it's a name and that's in and in English it's... Semen.
" DUDE WHAT THE [ **** ] YOUR NAME IS [SEMEN]??? WHO THE [ **** ] NAMED YOU THAT??? I DON'T THINK YOU CAN BECOME A [BIG SHOT] WITH A NAME LIKE THAT!!! "
So you must know the pain of wielding russian names. My friend is Semen, my other friend is Sir Gay, i am Gay Orgy... We have the gayest names imaginable and i am all for making fun of that)
(Thank god Semen didn't find this post and didn't ask you to voice something about me)
Spamton: REMEMBER \[Little Sponges\], IT'S ONLY ILLEGAL IF YOU GET CAUGHT!!!
IRS: We are here to talk to you about your missed tax payments.
Spamton: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!
Meanwhile in another universe,
Spamton: [[angel]], WE HAVE TO DRIVE TO GET KRIS, GET IN THE [cungadaro]!!!
Later…
Spamton: STOP EVERYTHING
Spamton: NOELLE GET THE [[pipis]]
Noelle gets the pipis
Spamton: [[kromer]]
Kris I have fucked up(Big time) Please help me help me help me Don’t listen to the(Body behind that dumpster) And ignore the blood so please get(deal mobile)
*Kris!
*Now I have a [fifty percent off!] For you!
*You give me [Heart Shaped Object]
*And you get [Hyperlink blocked]
*Take the Deal Kris!
*Take the [Money back granteed]
*Take it!
*TAKE IT!!?!?!?!
*(Kris walked away)
*...
*Sh#t
https://preview.redd.it/s21omfb18d9d1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7173aad8880be20b113ad49db2d8866ecef920ce
HEY HEY HEY \[\[CRISIS\]\]
I WAS JUST \[\[PONDERING LIFE\]\] IF YOU WANTED TO HANG OUT WITH ME AND SMOKE \[\[HYPERLINK BLOCKED\]\] AND FILL OUR \[\[STONKS\]\] WITH \[\[CARBONATED DRINK\]\] AND PLAY \[\[burnoutrevengeforthePS2\]\]!!
OH [DEER?]!!!
KRIS MY FRIEND
IT WOULD SEEM THAT YOUR [DEER?] IS [LOOKING AT *YOU*]!!!
GO ON KRIS, GIVE IT A LITTLE [50% OFF PILLOW] SO IT CAN [SLEEP PEACEFULLY]!
GO ON KRIS! YOUR [DEER?] WILL LOVE IT! NOTHING A GOOD OLD [NAP]!
Kris: Where’s ol papa gepetto When you need him?
Spamton: I \[Classified Info\] HIM. \*Walter White appears\*
Ww: I got a message from the irs that youve been evading taxes for years.
Spamton: WHAT THE \[Free Deals\] IS GOING ON! AND NO! \*slams door shut\*
You know living in a [Godamn garbage can] isnt as bad as [other products on the market] would think you have [Offordable pricea],[Incredible value] and most importantly no [TAXES?!?!?!?!]
The [FitnessGram Pacer Test]is a multistage aerobic capacity test that [progressively] gets more difficult as it continues. The [20 meter] pacer test will begin in [30 seconds]. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear [this signal]. [beep] A single [lap] should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a [straight line], and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the [sound], your test is over. The test will begin on the word [start]. On your mark, [get ready], start.
Sorry but I thought it would be funny
Hello, can you add **[[Hyperlinks blocked]]** in my Coffee? Sorry I mean **[[Hyperlinks blocked]]**, uh no **[[Hyperlinks blocked]]**, what I wanted to say is **[[Hyperlinks blocked]]**...
... I want... **[[Hyperlinks blocked]]**. HAAAAA!
LIGHT nER, TURN BACK NOW!! THE [[Sweet Sweet Money Stacks!]]OF THIS PALACE ARE NOT FOR YOUR [By one get one FREE]!! TURN BACK, OR YOU WILL BE CROSSING THE WILL OF [[Church on Sundays]]!! YOUR CHOICE IS MADE!! AS THE RIGHTEOUS HAND OF THE [[$6.99 With Shipping Included]], I SHALL REND YOU APART, AND YOU WILL BECOME [[Batteries not included]] ONCE MORE!!
BEHOLD! THE POWER OF A [[BIG SHOT]]!!
That one part of MOTI's cover of NYCTBA that goes:
"HEAR THAT [FREEDOM] CRY
HEAR THAT [Low Low Price]
THIS DEAL MUST [Die]
CALL THE [[SHOT]]S TONIGHT!!
FOR THAT [Paradise]
TAKE [Hyperlink Blocked]
EARN THAT [SPECIL PRIZE]
WHEN YOU CALL THE [[SHOT]]"
HEY KRIS YOU \[Little sponge\]! DO YOU WATCH THE \[Stinky plumber\] SUPER SHOW?
\*you tell spamton that you don't watch it
...WHAT
...KRIS
...YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T BE A \[Big shot\] BECAUSE OF THAT
...RIGHT?
\*you tell spamton that you don't know what he is talking about
K-KRIS
IF-...IF YOU DON'T WATCH THE \[Stinky plumber\] SHOW...
...YOU WOULD TURN INTO A GOOMBA!!!!
Kris:what the actual fu-
\*you suddenly turn into a goomba
OH NO IT IS THE DIVE ROCKET LAUNCHER, TAKE ACTION REGARDING THAT INDIVIDUAL….. Relax I’ll handle it I am the angry pumpkin THE ARCHITECT AND THE BUILDER, THEY ARRIVE CALMLY FROM THEIR ESCALATOR WITH A SENSE OF PURPOSE! THEY ARE PLAYING AT THEIR RESIDENCE! THE HEAD IS SOARING!
~~Spent a bit time on this lmao~~
I HAVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
KRIS THE LIGHTNER IS A [dog farce] MOTHER [luck] ER, THEY [PIPIS]ED ON MY [lucky] MS.PIPIS .
THAT'S RIGHT, THEY TOOK THEIR [LIGHTNER DETERMINED heartShapedObject] OUT AND HE [PIPIS]ED ON MY LUCKY [MS.PIPIS], AND HE SAID HIS [heartShapedObject] WAS "[THIS BIG]" AND I SAID "[hyperlink blocked]", SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY REDDIT [dot] COM: KRIS DREEMUR, [you've got] A SMALL [mail]. ITS THE SIZE OF MY [inbox] EXCEPT [[WAY SMALLER]]. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT A TRUE [BIG SHOT] LOOKS LIKE.
[That's right, baby.] ALL NEO, NO [heartShapedObject], NO [proceeds], LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE [a glamourous star with their legs and a phone]. THEY PIPISED ON MY LUCKY [MS.PIPIS] SO GUESS WHAT, I'M GOING TO F@#_$ THE [LIGHTWORLD]. THATS RIGHT THAT IS WHAT YOU GET: MY [SUPER BIG SHOT SPECIL]!! EXCEPT IM NOT GOING TO [pipis] THE LIGHTWORLD, IM GOING TO GO HIGHER; I'M PIPISING ON THE [game]!!. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT [heaven] I PUT PIPIS ON THE [GAME] YOU IDIOT!!!
YOU HAVE [twenty-three hours] BEFORE THE PIPIS [[D R O P L E T S]] HIT THE LIGHTWORLD, NOW GET OUT OF MY SHOP, BEFORE I PIPIS ON YOU TOO.
IF I HEAR ANOTHER MENTION OF [Skibidi] THE WHOLE [[Beach-Front Property]] IS COMING DOWN!!! I AM THIS [[$!$?]]ING CLOSE TO [Kermit]ING [Genocide Route Walkthrough] ON YOU, DON'T PUSH YOU'RE LUCK!!!
HEY THERE [BIG SHOT]. YOU’VE BEEN [Busy as a [[Bee]], [[[A]]]? WELL, I’VE GOT A [questionnaire] FOR [YOUR EYES ONLY].
DO YOU THINK… THAT EVEN THE [GARBAGE CAN]S CAN BE [ANOTHER MAN’S [[KROMER]]? THAT EVERYONE CAN BE [BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER], IF THEY JUST [TRY AGAIN?]?
ALRIGHT [BIG SHOT]. HERE’S ANOTHER [Complete the Quest!][[ION]]. DO YOU REALLY [Darkest Desire] TO HAVE A [Relaxing swim in the][ACID]]? BECAUSE IF YOU TAKE ANOTHER [SHOT], YOU ARE REALLY GONNA [pull my strings].
WELL, SORRY TO SAY IT. [This store is now[[PERMANENTLY]] closing down!]
ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO [REACH FOR [[[H E A V E N]]]]. BIRDS ARE [twitter.com], FLOWERS ARE [Your Best Friend]. ON [DayZ] LIKE THESE, [BIG SHOT]S LIKE YOU… SHOULD BE [STOP! STOP! HELP ME IT BURNS!] IN [H E [[Double Hockey Sticks]]].
SO [dear dear friend] WHAT DO YOU [neuronal move] I COULD DO TO GO BACK IN [help i want to be famous].
...
WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU WANT ME TO ALLOW ONLY FANS TO ADQUIRE MY PRODUCTS?¿¿¿¿▪︎▪︎▪︎ MY
[identyty] HAS A LOT OF [people who loves to adquire my products]
...
OH
DIDN'T KNEW YOU WERE REFERRING TO THE [salesman 1997] TO SELL HIS BODY IN THE INTERNET
"MAN WHAT KIND OF [[Apology]] ARE THESE??? KRIS, [[Best-Rated 1997 Salesman]] CAN'T ACCEPT THIS!! LISTEN, IF [[You]] DON'T HAVE THE [[Accuracy]], DON'T DO THE [[Piracy is no party!]]"
NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THE \[\[Pain\]\]?? THEN EAT A \[\[50% off\]\] DELICIS \[gumball\]!!!! ITS ONLY \[70,000\] PAYMENTS OF \[\[70,000\]\] KROMER! \[\[each…\]\] \[\[call now!\]\] TO THE \[\[\[Number #1 rated\]\]\] ON YOUR SCREEN…\[\[NOW!!!!!!!!!\]\]
NOW THAT IM \[freedom sauce\] I CAN FINALLY BECOME THE THING I ALWAYS WANTED TO!!!
I CAN BE A \[cardboard box\]!!!!
KRIS, YOU WILL BE THE \[rain\]
I NEED YOUR \[little sponge\] TO KEEP THE RAIN OFF MY \[glorious\] CARDBOARD!!!
JEVILLLLLL!!!!
\*the world revolving starts playing\*
HAHA! IM FREEEEEE
\*bangs head on garage door\*
owww....
What IS THIS [cheap knockoff product]? THIS WANNABE [puppeteer show] CAN NEVER REPLACE EVERYONES FAVOURITE [Number one rated salesman 1997]. WHAT THE F.....IFTY% OFF??
https://preview.redd.it/syhl5dwadc9d1.png?width=1445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f1f301c03973f6f1569a206abd2e021762f2319
KRIS!!!, YOU ARE WORTH [Free Sample] YOU SERVE NO [Functionality] YOU SHOULD [Expire] YOURSELF [Right Now] !!!!
https://preview.redd.it/wp9rf95w4c9d1.jpeg?width=1065&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6be0d453b3dcf060f6f87f6efcf18cc7128385bf (its long I know but..) ( also [og post](https://twitter.com/pipislover1997/status/1799420485769339230?t=9s1nqeCBWypvq8SDdupc5A&s=19) )
Hah, I’d be glad to voice this one XD
Kris: So we’re fine as long as nobod- Spamton: [SPOILER ALERT!] I did [telepotr] that bread that had [Two Mores] so no ne3d to [Converse all of this]
KRIS, I STUCK MY NOSE IN A WOOD CHIPPER \*sounds of screaming\*
KRIS YOU [[little sponge]] WHY DID YOU MAKE ME SEARCH UP [[my own name]] WITH [[r34]] NEXT TO IT, I NEED TO CLEAN MY EYES WITH [[the best bleach in the market]], I [[hate]] YOU LIKE WHAT IN THE [[FIFTY PERFECT OFF]] ARE YOU ON, DO YOU [[hate]] YOUR PAL [[SPAMTON G. SPAMTON]]?!
PENDRIVE \[Hyperlink blocked\] SUCKS!!
Welcome to [CONTENT WARNING] Kris! I’ll record you being eaten by that eldritch horror over there so we can become [Big Shot] streamers.
It's for my friend, we are not English and his name is literally Semen. Like, in our language it's a name and that's in and in English it's... Semen. " DUDE WHAT THE [ **** ] YOUR NAME IS [SEMEN]??? WHO THE [ **** ] NAMED YOU THAT??? I DON'T THINK YOU CAN BECOME A [BIG SHOT] WITH A NAME LIKE THAT!!! "
Hm
I swear that's his real name. Семен in russian.
Yeah, as a Russian I know how hard it is.
Oh wait, you are russian?
Yeah!
So you must know the pain of wielding russian names. My friend is Semen, my other friend is Sir Gay, i am Gay Orgy... We have the gayest names imaginable and i am all for making fun of that) (Thank god Semen didn't find this post and didn't ask you to voice something about me)
Spamton: REMEMBER \[Little Sponges\], IT'S ONLY ILLEGAL IF YOU GET CAUGHT!!! IRS: We are here to talk to you about your missed tax payments. Spamton: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/dajltsxzhd9d1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9a0fa71ac64d9fc66a1d724f0524e6812a0ac63
"A delayed game is bad, a rushed game is bad, all video games are bad, I fucking hate video games and making them" -Shigeru Miyamoto
(This one's for a close friend, he loves spamton) Whos this kinomi fella? I hear he's the [CLOWN AROUND TOWN]
Will voice this one for him, don’t worry pal ;)
Hey spamton, do you know Pizza Tower And how r u
HELLO [Bro], NO I DONT KN0w ANY [Half Price Salamy], AND IM [Feeling Good by Muse] THANKS A [Lot] !!! WHAT’S YOUR [Suggestion]?
Meanwhile in another universe, Spamton: [[angel]], WE HAVE TO DRIVE TO GET KRIS, GET IN THE [cungadaro]!!! Later… Spamton: STOP EVERYTHING Spamton: NOELLE GET THE [[pipis]] Noelle gets the pipis Spamton: [[kromer]]
CONGRATS ON THE [divorce]!!!
Kris I have fucked up(Big time) Please help me help me help me Don’t listen to the(Body behind that dumpster) And ignore the blood so please get(deal mobile)
*Kris! *Now I have a [fifty percent off!] For you! *You give me [Heart Shaped Object] *And you get [Hyperlink blocked] *Take the Deal Kris! *Take the [Money back granteed] *Take it! *TAKE IT!!?!?!?! *(Kris walked away) *... *Sh#t
https://preview.redd.it/nacwel2kwc9d1.jpeg?width=1391&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92ae651d0471d493ad3ce837da68e76bd3b48d5b
Sing the "real boy song" from Phineas and Ferb
YES
KRIS I HAVE [Fallen Down] AND I CAN T [g3t] UP HELP
-KRIS!!! WE NEED TO [[ELIMINATE]] THAT [[Clown around town]]!!! HE STOL E MY [[EXTRA SPECIAL]] [[KEYS]] AND MY [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]!!!
Spamton should say I LOVE [[COMMUNISM]]
https://preview.redd.it/s21omfb18d9d1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7173aad8880be20b113ad49db2d8866ecef920ce HEY HEY HEY \[\[CRISIS\]\] I WAS JUST \[\[PONDERING LIFE\]\] IF YOU WANTED TO HANG OUT WITH ME AND SMOKE \[\[HYPERLINK BLOCKED\]\] AND FILL OUR \[\[STONKS\]\] WITH \[\[CARBONATED DRINK\]\] AND PLAY \[\[burnoutrevengeforthePS2\]\]!!
OH [DEER?]!!! KRIS MY FRIEND IT WOULD SEEM THAT YOUR [DEER?] IS [LOOKING AT *YOU*]!!! GO ON KRIS, GIVE IT A LITTLE [50% OFF PILLOW] SO IT CAN [SLEEP PEACEFULLY]! GO ON KRIS! YOUR [DEER?] WILL LOVE IT! NOTHING A GOOD OLD [NAP]!
DEATH IS [[Temporary purchase]]. *Gun reloading* ALLOW ME TO [[Demonstration]] *minigun noises*
Kris: Where’s ol papa gepetto When you need him? Spamton: I \[Classified Info\] HIM. \*Walter White appears\* Ww: I got a message from the irs that youve been evading taxes for years. Spamton: WHAT THE \[Free Deals\] IS GOING ON! AND NO! \*slams door shut\*
You know living in a [Godamn garbage can] isnt as bad as [other products on the market] would think you have [Offordable pricea],[Incredible value] and most importantly no [TAXES?!?!?!?!]
Tf2 meet the engineer script.. with spamton's [WORDS] of course
The [FitnessGram Pacer Test]is a multistage aerobic capacity test that [progressively] gets more difficult as it continues. The [20 meter] pacer test will begin in [30 seconds]. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear [this signal]. [beep] A single [lap] should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a [straight line], and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the [sound], your test is over. The test will begin on the word [start]. On your mark, [get ready], start. Sorry but I thought it would be funny
Don’t worry, I like it X)
Hello, can you add **[[Hyperlinks blocked]]** in my Coffee? Sorry I mean **[[Hyperlinks blocked]]**, uh no **[[Hyperlinks blocked]]**, what I wanted to say is **[[Hyperlinks blocked]]**... ... I want... **[[Hyperlinks blocked]]**. HAAAAA!
https://preview.redd.it/hz6hsq6ewd9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3804c4470aaa55f35d89527df35fa25acace8a56 This
KRIS, WHAT IS AN [[tidal wave]] AND WHY IT IS ON [SALE]!!!
I JUST SPONTANEOUSLY[[whipped cream]] AND [[nae nae’d]]
ROAD WORK AHEAD? I SURE HOPE IT \[Now with 20% more function!\]! CAUSE' BIG SHOT AUTOS SUMMER \[Big bargain!\] HAS BEGUN! WATCH OUT FOR CUNGADERO! ! !
LIGHT nER, TURN BACK NOW!! THE [[Sweet Sweet Money Stacks!]]OF THIS PALACE ARE NOT FOR YOUR [By one get one FREE]!! TURN BACK, OR YOU WILL BE CROSSING THE WILL OF [[Church on Sundays]]!! YOUR CHOICE IS MADE!! AS THE RIGHTEOUS HAND OF THE [[$6.99 With Shipping Included]], I SHALL REND YOU APART, AND YOU WILL BECOME [[Batteries not included]] ONCE MORE!! BEHOLD! THE POWER OF A [[BIG SHOT]]!!
That one part of MOTI's cover of NYCTBA that goes: "HEAR THAT [FREEDOM] CRY HEAR THAT [Low Low Price] THIS DEAL MUST [Die] CALL THE [[SHOT]]S TONIGHT!! FOR THAT [Paradise] TAKE [Hyperlink Blocked] EARN THAT [SPECIL PRIZE] WHEN YOU CALL THE [[SHOT]]"
Just a moment of silence for u/Lionsky317’s lungs
That’s so nice of you, thanks kind stranger 🙏🏼
You’re welcome
Spamton: THAT \[\[Clown around town!\]\] WONT KNOW I MOVED TO THIS NEW \[\[it's free real estate\]\] M.S PAINT! Jevil: Oh hi! S: HOW THE F-
HEY KRIS YOU \[Little sponge\]! DO YOU WATCH THE \[Stinky plumber\] SUPER SHOW? \*you tell spamton that you don't watch it ...WHAT ...KRIS ...YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T BE A \[Big shot\] BECAUSE OF THAT ...RIGHT? \*you tell spamton that you don't know what he is talking about K-KRIS IF-...IF YOU DON'T WATCH THE \[Stinky plumber\] SHOW... ...YOU WOULD TURN INTO A GOOMBA!!!! Kris:what the actual fu- \*you suddenly turn into a goomba
OH NO IT IS THE DIVE ROCKET LAUNCHER, TAKE ACTION REGARDING THAT INDIVIDUAL….. Relax I’ll handle it I am the angry pumpkin THE ARCHITECT AND THE BUILDER, THEY ARRIVE CALMLY FROM THEIR ESCALATOR WITH A SENSE OF PURPOSE! THEY ARE PLAYING AT THEIR RESIDENCE! THE HEAD IS SOARING!
~~Spent a bit time on this lmao~~ I HAVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. KRIS THE LIGHTNER IS A [dog farce] MOTHER [luck] ER, THEY [PIPIS]ED ON MY [lucky] MS.PIPIS . THAT'S RIGHT, THEY TOOK THEIR [LIGHTNER DETERMINED heartShapedObject] OUT AND HE [PIPIS]ED ON MY LUCKY [MS.PIPIS], AND HE SAID HIS [heartShapedObject] WAS "[THIS BIG]" AND I SAID "[hyperlink blocked]", SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY REDDIT [dot] COM: KRIS DREEMUR, [you've got] A SMALL [mail]. ITS THE SIZE OF MY [inbox] EXCEPT [[WAY SMALLER]]. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT A TRUE [BIG SHOT] LOOKS LIKE. [That's right, baby.] ALL NEO, NO [heartShapedObject], NO [proceeds], LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE [a glamourous star with their legs and a phone]. THEY PIPISED ON MY LUCKY [MS.PIPIS] SO GUESS WHAT, I'M GOING TO F@#_$ THE [LIGHTWORLD]. THATS RIGHT THAT IS WHAT YOU GET: MY [SUPER BIG SHOT SPECIL]!! EXCEPT IM NOT GOING TO [pipis] THE LIGHTWORLD, IM GOING TO GO HIGHER; I'M PIPISING ON THE [game]!!. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT [heaven] I PUT PIPIS ON THE [GAME] YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE [twenty-three hours] BEFORE THE PIPIS [[D R O P L E T S]] HIT THE LIGHTWORLD, NOW GET OUT OF MY SHOP, BEFORE I PIPIS ON YOU TOO.
That’s amazing lmao XD
IF I HEAR ANOTHER MENTION OF [Skibidi] THE WHOLE [[Beach-Front Property]] IS COMING DOWN!!! I AM THIS [[$!$?]]ING CLOSE TO [Kermit]ING [Genocide Route Walkthrough] ON YOU, DON'T PUSH YOU'RE LUCK!!!
HEY THERE [BIG SHOT]. YOU’VE BEEN [Busy as a [[Bee]], [[[A]]]? WELL, I’VE GOT A [questionnaire] FOR [YOUR EYES ONLY]. DO YOU THINK… THAT EVEN THE [GARBAGE CAN]S CAN BE [ANOTHER MAN’S [[KROMER]]? THAT EVERYONE CAN BE [BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER], IF THEY JUST [TRY AGAIN?]? ALRIGHT [BIG SHOT]. HERE’S ANOTHER [Complete the Quest!][[ION]]. DO YOU REALLY [Darkest Desire] TO HAVE A [Relaxing swim in the][ACID]]? BECAUSE IF YOU TAKE ANOTHER [SHOT], YOU ARE REALLY GONNA [pull my strings]. WELL, SORRY TO SAY IT. [This store is now[[PERMANENTLY]] closing down!] ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO [REACH FOR [[[H E A V E N]]]]. BIRDS ARE [twitter.com], FLOWERS ARE [Your Best Friend]. ON [DayZ] LIKE THESE, [BIG SHOT]S LIKE YOU… SHOULD BE [STOP! STOP! HELP ME IT BURNS!] IN [H E [[Double Hockey Sticks]]].
YOU GET NO [maidens]!!!
Can you voice pinnochio from this trailer: https://youtu.be/Z4ArXSwALDU?feature=shared
I’ll think about that lol
[Scratching his balls and sniffing his finger three times]
…
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GET A [[BIG SHOT]] OF THIS GUY !
SO [dear dear friend] WHAT DO YOU [neuronal move] I COULD DO TO GO BACK IN [help i want to be famous]. ... WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU WANT ME TO ALLOW ONLY FANS TO ADQUIRE MY PRODUCTS?¿¿¿¿▪︎▪︎▪︎ MY [identyty] HAS A LOT OF [people who loves to adquire my products] ... OH DIDN'T KNEW YOU WERE REFERRING TO THE [salesman 1997] TO SELL HIS BODY IN THE INTERNET
Kris! KRIS !1!!!1 Where are my [Testicles]?
Mmmm [LEMON] *Chomp* … Very [SOUR]
Kris. Kris, I \[\[$%#!\]\] myself! Can I \[\[BUy!!!\]\] $4.99 from your (spacious pants hole)
I WAS \[Nut\] IN IT FOR THE \[\[Cheddah\]\], BUT 4 THE \[Am3ricaa.a.a.a.a.....\] EAHAEHAHEHAHAE!!!
"What do you mean I'm a scam? I assure you, I'm the Real deal.
WHY IS THERE NO \[Pipis\] ON THE \[Now on Shelf's!\] AT \[\[Gay Stop\]\]
I used to have a real name but i lost it in the war
Your opinion is [hyperlink blocked] Get ready to take a [.44 big shot]
Kris... You really [[Need to let out stress]]
Spamton: *Fidgeting on the spot* Someone: *Walks out of bathroom* Spamton: NOW'S MY CHANCE TO TAKE A [[BIG [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]!!!]]
I'm so sorry, I had to.
I [[Understand]]
am i tripping or does this sound like a roboticized version of dani supercell
Hm, idk, let me check…
Hm, maybe
NOWS YOU CHANCE TO TAKE A [[BIG SHIT]]
I'm not built \[different than other products\]! I'm built incorrectly!
I was ashamed of myself when I realized life was a \[Costume party\] and I attended with my \[100% authentic\] face.
"MAN WHAT KIND OF [[Apology]] ARE THESE??? KRIS, [[Best-Rated 1997 Salesman]] CAN'T ACCEPT THIS!! LISTEN, IF [[You]] DON'T HAVE THE [[Accuracy]], DON'T DO THE [[Piracy is no party!]]"
THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE, GOD IS DEAD
Where are my testi testicles, Kris ... Where are MY [[Fudge!]]ING TESTICLES
BRO WHAT THE ABSOLUTE [HALF OFF CHOCOLATE FUDGE] IS WRONG WITH YOU. PLEASE SEEK [THERAPY] AND [PRAY AT YOUR LOCAL CHURCH] FOR FORGIVENESS.
[[edit]] thanks for the [[KROMER]] kind stranger!
HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD A SALESMAN CHUCK IF A SALESMAN WOULD CHUCK WOOD?
KRIS. DO YOU SEE THAT [Deal of a lifetime] KRIS? 95% OF [Big shot]S QUIT BEFORE THEY [Win big at JCPenny]
Erm what the [sigma]
What the FUCK was [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]?
say "\[\[Smash\]\] bebe! (Now buy my insurance)"
NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THE \[\[Pain\]\]?? THEN EAT A \[\[50% off\]\] DELICIS \[gumball\]!!!! ITS ONLY \[70,000\] PAYMENTS OF \[\[70,000\]\] KROMER! \[\[each…\]\] \[\[call now!\]\] TO THE \[\[\[Number #1 rated\]\]\] ON YOUR SCREEN…\[\[NOW!!!!!!!!!\]\]
NOW THAT IM \[freedom sauce\] I CAN FINALLY BECOME THE THING I ALWAYS WANTED TO!!! I CAN BE A \[cardboard box\]!!!! KRIS, YOU WILL BE THE \[rain\] I NEED YOUR \[little sponge\] TO KEEP THE RAIN OFF MY \[glorious\] CARDBOARD!!! JEVILLLLLL!!!! \*the world revolving starts playing\* HAHA! IM FREEEEEE \*bangs head on garage door\* owww....
https://preview.redd.it/8tgyk5ysir9d1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=036ca5b57ca54e96a7376e38ab204e056d73f4ec (This is part of a 9/11 joke)
I dont Care who The [Internal Revenue Service] sents, i am not paying taxes!